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Date: 06/11/09 06:23 PM

121 Responses to Boys Night Out Application Form

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Link: Boys Night Out Application Form - Girls will want to print this permission slip out.
  2. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    lol
  3. Profile photo of mchrist1990
    mchrist1990 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Women: Ruining the lives of men everywhere. Tell your friends.
  4. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    I`m having trouble deciding whether a male or a female wrote this.
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Ahahahahahahahahahaha, I getting a few printed out.
  6. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    kairobert: I think it`s a guy. Sarcasm be`s thick within these paragraphs.
  7. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Yeah, RIGHT.
  8. Profile photo of Ste08
    Ste08 Male 18-29
    97 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    some bitch is getting slapped
  9. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    lol so clever. Although, this is pretty much what my bf does when he goes out anyway. I TELL him to stay out late and he comes home at midnight and proceeds to drunkenly wake me and tell me all about his night :/
  10. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Sounds like a friend of mine that I am now no longer allowed to see because of his girlfriend. Crazy lady!
  11. Profile photo of Lindsy1979
    Lindsy1979 Female 30-39
    50 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Have you seen the girls application... click on link and scroll down ;) http://wiresmash.com/funny/application-f...
  12. Profile photo of Almighty_Jew
    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    I would rather kill my wife, then have sex with her unconscious body then have to fill that out every time I wanted to go out.
  13. Profile photo of GunMetal
    GunMetal Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Ste08 is right. But with a slap she also get`s to make me a sandwich.
  14. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    i like the girls one
  15. Profile photo of nimk1
    nimk1 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    Lindsy, that is awesome.
  16. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I...don`t think I like this! :(

    Women and men are equal beings and should be treated with equal respect. People who make these stupid "applications" are playing off of stupid stereotypes.

    I don`t know any sane woman who would use this form, and it`s not really that funny.

  17. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    I showed this to my wife, she told me to shut my bitch-ass mouth and do the dishes.
  18. Profile photo of cleminem9919
    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    dumb. just plain dumb.
  19. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    Hahahah!
  20. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    nah.
  21. Profile photo of MK1029
    MK1029 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    If a my girl friend made me use this i`d beat her, chain her to the kitchen, rape her, drat her friend, dump her publically in the most embarrassing fashion, and get the next hottest most awesome girlfriend to show her.
  22. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    I showed this to my wife, she told me to shut my bitch-ass mouth and do the dishes.

    :whip crack sound:

  23. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    Eh, it`s kind of funny, but it takes itself too seriously.
  24. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    And they wonder why we beat them.
  25. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    lol Lindsy, nice
  26. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    id only agree to this if i was guarenteed a night of raunchy ass sex when i got home to releave all the sexual tension i will inevitably build up not being able to flirt with other bitches
  27. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    This is kinda funny, but seriously, whether you`re a guy or a girl, you have to give your significant other some freedom.
  28. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Wow...Diety. I know some males who are this overprotective as well. Seriously?
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    Man... this gives all girls a bad name. :\ I swear there are some good and noncontrolling ones out there... it also all depends on the relationship. Openness in a relationship comes in degrees.
  30. Profile photo of littleoracle
    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    OB is right. Look don`t touch, no wasting money in g-strings (but go ahead and drink) and come home - other than that, have fun. There you go.
  31. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    oh man, this reminds me of that girl from the hangover
  32. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    I adore this! XD
  33. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    Haha, this is funny, I mean i could see my girl using it on me.
  34. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    "I would rather kill my wife, then have sex with her unconscious body then have to fill that out every time I wanted to go out. "

    After you kill her, you have sex with her UNCONSCIOUS body?

    Okay then.

  35. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    Okay, I`m just going to stop visiting Izismile from now on since whatever shows up there, appears here within hours.
    I`m bound more to IAB since I`ve been lurking here for years and Izismile is so new. But seriously, even with all the copying and pasting regularily done on the net it`s the fact that what`s been posted here on IAB in terms of the same stuff posted daily elsewhere on down to all these old `net posts that turns me off. IAB used to be the place to come and see exclusive material if not the more rare material on the net. I`m complaining because I hate to see it degraded to the point it is now.

    I`ll try and help upload more content and contribute. But if IAB is to remain popular, the regulars need to share content they find that`s entertaining but not found on every single site we surf to in our efforts to find content. Seriously, it`s just cheap otherwise.

  36. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    DIETY and MK1029: Your statements are why neither of you will ever get laid unless you use alcohol, roofies, or force.

    Side note to MK1029: After posting that, do you really think anyone here believes that you have a girlfriend?

    *cough* VIRGIN *cough*

  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    wow, i think that if a girl pulled this out on me, she wouldnt be my girl for long after
  38. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:40 pm
    Showing me that contract is grounds for the termination of the relationship.
  39. Profile photo of DIETY
    DIETY Male 13-17
    196 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    @osirisascend

    Yeah, probably not.

  40. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    LOL the one for girls is definitely a lot funnier.
  41. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Lol I`ve seen this before! This always makes me laugh. XD

    Pel: Agreed!

  42. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    to everyone taking this too seriously:

  43. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:51 pm
    <parent>
    deny form;
    shred form;
    </parent>
  44. Profile photo of Happydragon
    Happydragon Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    wimen shouldnt have any say in what men do
    bible says men are over women
  45. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Ha! There should be a law that these have to be signed...
  46. Profile photo of Vega
    Vega Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    haven`t any of you considered exploiting this contract, it`s great if you ask me. if anything goes wrong, default on stripper clause, and you have instant termination of liabilities. I would sign it.
  47. Profile photo of cagel
    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    I find this absolutely retarded and sexist in every capacity of the term.

  48. Profile photo of Tobiyaki
    Tobiyaki Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    It`s a joke people. Don`t have a cow. :P

    I bet if it was the other way around most of the people complaining would be laughing.

  49. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    "wimen shouldnt have any say in what men do
    bible says men are over women"
    religous--supported sexism ftw?
  50. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    good idea Vega easy way out lol.

    If a girl ever had a thought of giving this to me in a relationship, it`d be over before the printer finished lol

  51. Profile photo of themonorail
    themonorail Male 18-29
    215 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    the stripper clause is dumb
  52. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    I`m going to need copies of both the Boys Night Out and the Butthurt Report Form.

    "waaah, waah waah its sexist!"
    Shut up and go back in the kitchen

    *runs away very very fast/far and hides under the closest rock for the next 2-3 years*

    "I bet if it was the other way around most of the people complaining would be laughing."

    there was one for the female, basically said
    "Im going out
    Signature"

    it was hilarious

  53. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    I know this is a joke but for some reason right now I just feel a tad bit disgusted. Why does society seem like it`s OK to put a leash on a guy but women can have free reign? What if there was a "joke" with a guy giving his girl a permission slip? how would that be taken?
  54. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    Woah! There`s a form? Kickass! I usually just get the oral version. This will save me a hell of a lot of time!
  55. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    lol of course this isn`t meant to be taken literally. Go out and buy a sense of humor, folks. They`re cheap, I promise. I thought it was pretty doggone funny. My girlfriend agrees with belunan. Says it`d save time.
  56. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    "It`s a joke people. Don`t have a cow. :P"

    A great deal of irrational prejudice is said to be a joke. It boils down to "<insert group here> is <insert negative stereotypes here>, hahahahaha". Each one is considered funny by people who agree with the stereotypes.

    "I bet if it was the other way around most of the people complaining would be laughing."

    I bet you`d lose money on that bet, for the simple reason that antimale sexism is socially acceptable in "the west" and antifemale sexism isn`t. So hypocrisy is more common with antimale sexism than with antifemale sexism.

    But this particular joke is much less bad than many.

  57. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    "Ha-Ha-Ha" Now honey, go back to the kitchen.
  58. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    Personally, I like to take turns on the leash it`s more fun that way ;)
    It`s funny but I feel bad because you know some girl out there actually uses this thing lol.
  59. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    "wimen shouldnt have any say in what men do
    bible says men are over women"

    And other silly bigots say women are over men. That`s a more fashionable irrational prejudice nowadays.

    I`d like to send all such people somewhere else. A convenient wormhole to another planet would be nice. Together, of course, so they can kill each other or become sane.

  60. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    This is going to my girlfriend
  61. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    Come to think of it, does it actually say anything like that in the Christian bible? We have so many "translations" so full of bovine faeces that it`s hard to tell.

    So, from a Christian point of view, what do we have?

    The teachings of Jesus, the Christ. The core of Christianity, obviously. I don`t recall anything about men being over women, and it wouldn`t fit with things such as his treatment of Mary.

    The old testament, the covenant with God prior to Jesus. Which almost every Christian picks and chooses rules from without any theological reason. So from a Christian point of view it doesn`t really matter what it says in there, because hardly any Christians pay any real attention to it.

  62. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:26 pm
    Vega, you have a good future as a lawyer :)
  63. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    oh yawn please don`t make me read that?
  64. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    " Which almost every Christian picks and chooses rules from without any theological reason"

    How many times do I have to bring up the whole "Until Heaven and Earth Pass" and the death of Jesus being the Heaven and Earth part freeing us from Mosaic Law...yada yada yada

  65. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    That`s one argument, Primetimekin, but it isn`t definite. It could equally be argued that heaven and earth have not yet passed, given that they still exist. Well, Earth still exists and a Christian must have faith that heaven does.

    Anyway, it`s a different argument and doesn`t affect my point.

    Your line of theological argument leads to the conclusion that *all* the rules in the OT should be ignored by Christians.

    The opposing line of theological argument (i.e. that heaven and earth have not yet passed) leads to the conclusion that *none* of the rules in the OT can be ignored by Christians.

    Either way, it`s not a theological basis for following some of the rules and not others.

  66. Profile photo of Odyne
    Odyne Female 30-39
    236 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    lol I`m going to show my fiance!
    I could honestly care less if he looked at a stripper! As long as he`s not giving our money away to said stripper he can stare all he wants.
  67. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    MK1029 - Your 13 right? and errrr....Virginal?
  68. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    no, its not all or none. The OT can be divided into ceremonial, judicial, and moral.

    Judicial/Ceremonial were meant to be temporary and thus don`t necessarily have to be followed when "Heaven and Earth Passed Away" (which doesn`t necessarily mean that they no longer exist), but moral must still be followed.

    Its much more complex than all or none

  69. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:04 pm
    oh man, you havnt got involved in a religious debate over this have you?? jeez...
  70. Profile photo of joey2286
    joey2286 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    ferdyfred - while i HATE to stick up for him big M`s ages does say 13-17 so that is in fact a four year gap itself, although after reading his post I have no reason to believe he falls within the said age group and is probably a massive pervert around the age of 40?
  71. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    *Chuckles*
  72. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    Overly verbose, I use a much simpler form:

  73. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    Can you point me in the direction of some more detail, primetimekin? I`d like to know what the theological basis is for that ceremonial/judicial/moral split you refer to and the criteria for deciding which category any given rule fits into.

    Why, for example, would Leviticus 20:13 still be applicable, but Leviticus 20:25 not be?

  74. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    the office use only part is hilarious
  75. Profile photo of joey2286
    joey2286 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    oh yeah, whats up with all the IABers up their own bum? I especially hate the phrase "I`ve officially lost all hope in humanity" etc. Get off your high horse you make me give up on humanity! oops:) There are quite alot of witty ppl on here, the only reason I bother coming back!
  76. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    for 20:13 the morality of it is kept, but the whole stone to death, judicial, isnt.

    And from my limited knowledge of 20:25, In Mark 7:18, Jesus removes dietary regulations. But im not too familiar with that line

  77. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    Any guy who has a girlfriend like this should shoot the stupid, possessive whore.
  78. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    "oh man, you havnt got involved in a religious debate over this have you?? jeez..."

    Primetimekin and myself are being civilised about it.

  79. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    Mark 7:18 by itself would make homosexual sex OK too :)
  80. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    I really hope happydragon is a troll.
  81. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    tobiyaki said it best: "It`s a joke people, don`t have a cow. :P"

    Nuff said.

  82. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:04 am
    Sounds like something my friends girlfriend would do... she`s got him SOOO whipped! :(
  83. Profile photo of i-am-bo-red
    i-am-bo-red Male 13-17
    150 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:07 am
    controlling much??? lmao.
  84. Profile photo of homicidedoll
    homicidedoll Female 13-17
    7 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:08 am
    Ohsnap, I`d never make my boyfriend go through this! ><
  85. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:32 am
    It`s all fun and games till someone actually prints this.
  86. Profile photo of Svennysven
    Svennysven Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:36 am
    I know someone that would fill it out with a smile..
  87. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 12:50 am
    Alright, You wimmen folk want it that way fine. Then us men need to start printing permission slips of our own. Including but not limited to, Limiting what you say about us to your GF`s, The amount you spend on shopping trips, and limiting fake headaches to less than 4 a month.
  88. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 1:14 am
    Also known as: the most passive-aggressive way you can possibly dump your boyfriend. Well, that is, unless he`s just a total boot-licking toady.
  89. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 1:47 am
    the amount allowed top drink does not say what unit of measurement should be used plus isnt this really just an unspoken agreement anyway?
  90. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:00 am
    I bet most of the "males" on IAB use this already.
  91. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:51 am
    All my boyfriend`s mates think I`m awesome, cos I had no problem with him going to a strip club, lol.
  92. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:10 am
    "Get off your high horse"

    No, I like it here.

  93. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:12 am
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    .
    .
    .

    Nothing, you`ve already told her twice.

  94. Profile photo of xXxELLOxXx
    xXxELLOxXx Female 13-17
    20 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:22 am
    um i dont think any guy or girl should have to ask permshion to go hang with mates.
  95. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:24 am
    @ SpoonFork >> In the same way you use the "mens" room?
  96. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 4:08 am
    The first time I ever went to a strip club was because my ex-girlfriend dragged me there with the reasoning that it was the only thing open after 5am that still served beer. I miss her.
  97. Profile photo of ukbox
    ukbox Male 18-29
    101 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 4:31 am
    lmao

    @ sapnakaur133 for the love of god stop spamming us!!!!!!!!!!!

  98. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 4:43 am
    dumb and not even funny. the work of some jealous female. girl you know we`re all going to the strip club tonight, you work there.
  99. Profile photo of BobbyJenkins
    BobbyJenkins Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:27 am
    repost?
  100. Profile photo of jr1
    jr1 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:31 am
    If your wife/girlfriend/finance think this is a good idea then chances are they are crazy! Dump that bunny boiler and run!!!
  101. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:50 am
    to the mods i know this spammer is probably changing IP but couldn`t you block mac address or better yet track them down and destroy them
  102. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:54 am
    vv s0rd3dvis1on, your second suggestion is a good one. A SWAT team was dispatched some time ago to neutralise the target. Expect to hear a local news story of an unidentified body with broken teeth and fingertips cut off found at the bottom of a disused quarry in the coming weeks.
  103. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:02 am
    Durr-durr-durr... not that funny.
  104. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:05 am
    this is how I imagine girls to really think.
  105. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:39 am
    google "girls night out application"

    wayyy funnier.

  106. Profile photo of pip-pip666
    pip-pip666 Female 18-29
    420 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:43 am
    I do actually know some girls that wouldn`t take this as a joke - more like advice.

    Me and the boyfriend go out together anyway, more fun like that.

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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 7:37 am
    http://wilk4.com/humor/img/girlsnightout...

    ^^^ Girls night out application form

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    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:30 am
    :) haha
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Bitch please.
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    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 11:57 am
    "Limiting fake headaches to less than 4 a month." Lol.
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    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    Me and my GF are a lot alike.
    She doesn`t like me to go out with "The boys" because I always end up trying to kill someone.
    I don`t like her to go out with "The girls" because she always ends up trying to kill someone.
    Whenever we go out as a couple, we try to kill someone.

    So, we decided to not go out with our idiot friends and have sex in the nearest public bathroom whenever we get the urge to kill someone.

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    koolkidme Male 18-29
    123 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    msieg007, dont forget the quick right backhand. I hear thats very effective.
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    917 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    "wimen shouldnt have any say in what men do
    bible says men are over women"

    Mmhm. Good luck with your future relationships! I just KNOW girls are falling all over you with your infinite wisdom

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    Cherri_gal Female 13-17
    4 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    wimen shouldnt have any say in what men do
    bible says men are over women

    ya and it also says we are all created equal

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    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    "wimen shouldnt have any say in what men do
    bible says men are over women"

    There`s a HUGE difference in what the Bible says and what you`re reporting it as- you`re basically saying it`s in the Bible to be sexist- Which it isn`t. Anyway, I don`t really know how now a days we can follow EVERY rule in the Bible. The times are different, and most Christians aren`t like Christians way back when. The Bible has plenty of "rules" that aren`t even followed nowadays, even by the most devout of Christians.

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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 9:34 am

    i dont like weak woman so i never have this kind of problem
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    Minicow Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 10:14 am
    It`s funny because it`s sexist!

    No, actually it`s just sexist because it`s sexist, it`s not so funny.

    Just remember, it`s *women* that are still somehow oppressed despite having significantly more rights than men in most of the first world, as well as having popular culture and media heavily biased in their favor.

    ...Yeah, right.

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    Chaos7 Male 18-29
    849 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    I had something like that a year ago.
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    I know that all women don`t think this way but i pity the men of those that do
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    DARTHCHADLY Male 30-39
    16 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 9:52 am
    What drating no balls pussy, would ever fill this out?

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