Billy Mays Goes Through a Drive-Thru

Submitted by: RandyTheFool 8 years ago in Funny

The TV legend died today. He was 50 years old. Let"s remember him with some discussion and this I-A-B instaclassic. RIP.
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Male 2,788
so THIS is what killed Billy Mays!
CURSE YOUR FATTY FOODS, MCDONALDS
CUUURSEE YOUU
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Female 244
Aww, this makes me wish I knew him. :( R.I.P. Billy.
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Male 2
So. This is what killed him.

DAMN YOU MCDONALDS.

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Female 254
The - on my volume control is so lonely now
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Female 24
Awh, I`m gonna miss him! :`( RIP
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Male 210
THE STARS ARE FALLING!
RAPTURE TIME!
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Male 177
:( why God why? he made us happy by advertising in a loud way. It`s not fair he deserved more time.
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Male 105
"why are so many freakin celebs dieing at once???? whyy god whyy *boohoo*"

I think someone has been handed a deathnote and is going ape poo on the celebrities.

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Female 464
I saw him on TV yesterday. I nearly cried. I miss this man.
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Female 14
was it just more or is it gross that even the manager at McDonalds had fake ass nails.....thats just so gross!!!!
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Male 1,256
"Billy Mays, I`m outta here"

If only that weren`t so true.

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Female 27
why are so many freakin celebs dieing at once???? whyy god whyy *boohoo*
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Male 5
I don`t know why but I feel I`m going to miss Billy.
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Male 610
oh god this is so funny!!
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Male 1,109
AMAZING.
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Male 1,505
"Billy`s going to be a greeter in Heaven"

Oh, hell no.

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Male 3,755
KatWaffles: Sunday, June 28, 2009 10:07:19 PM
"I NOW DECLARE TODAY, JUNE 28, ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF HIS DEATH!"

For the record.

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Male 32
lem0n is correct.
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Female 55
ohh what an obnoxiously loveable man.
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Male 189
My uncle kind of looks like mays but and even talks and acts like him...but only when he doesn`t take his meds.
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Female 1,436
Dude, having Billy die is actually pretty damn sad. Infomercials shall never be same.

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Male 2,582
Billy Mays dies at the age of 50; his beard, (age 6010), will continue to live on in awesome immortality.
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Male 488
didnt they say he died of heart disease? i guess this didnt help. unless he did this after he died...
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Male 949
2:42 - "Okay, I`ll just yell at `em."
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Female 231
"the shamwow guy got arrested for something about a hooker"
Yeah, a hooker apparently bit his tongue (ew) and he like, attacked her. :|

Anyway, this is hilarious. It`s so sad that he died.

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Male 1,583
:( poor Billy, he gets no love, MJ gets it all. I was hoping E! News would mention him but they were having an MJ special. Again. :(
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Female 38
i was really entertained by this. RIP Billy Mays!
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Female 393
"thank you young men--*blows kiss*" what???????????????? lol.
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Male 500
At least he (presumably) was not a pedo.
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Male 569
lol the girls at the second window...
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Male 154
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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Male 2,049
"I got something smaller if you need it".

That`s what she said.

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Male 363
little odd he was eh?
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Male 462
Opie, I`m putting that on every calendar I ever get from now on. As for MisuriX, I SINCERELY hope you are joking. Billy Mays is one of the two celebrities (the other being George Carlin) who I truly liked.
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Male 511
billy? mays? who?

all i saw was a fat american at a drive-thru ordering the ENTIRE menu!

i think the nearest douche on the douchiness-o-meter, would be those damn party play things on itv at 3am.

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Male 162
This is hilarious
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Male 98
i have a feeling i have seen this on I am bored before.... hmmmm
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Female 102
Billy`s going to be a greeter in Heaven. :D
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Male 462
And as Postovoy watched the IAB classic, a single tear rolled down his cheek.
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Male 107
the shamwow guy got arrested for something about a hooker
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Male 1,091
this is really not funny...
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Male 976
I`d like to know where the ShamWow dude was when Billy died. I`m a little suspicious :/

Anyway, this also serves as a lesson to the kids out there. Always wear a helmet on airplanes, whether you need one or not.

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Male 701
Spread the word of all caps day! O:
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Female 1,412
aww poor billy. that sux
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Female 15,763
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Male 1,496
drat MICHAEL JACKSON AND FARRAH FOCETTE. BILLY MAYS WAS A LEGEND.
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Male 5,314
oh yeah, why is this under the funny catagory
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Male 2,506
Amen scream, I`m going to switch to zorbees
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Female 761
I hate when people write subjective bs like `his death is sadder...` ok really? when you die is that what you want people to say about your no accomplishing ass...I mean really. I just had to get that off my chest cause I hate people who have done nothing in their life and talk bs about other people. When I heard that Billy Mays died, I was so sad, of course other dumbasses around me just shrugged it off, but he really was a big personality. He deserves as much recognition as the other stars who too, sadly passed away. He seemed like a really nice guy and was a father. I just think stories like this that come out of nowhere are so sad. R.I.P...I will put in an extra scoop of oxiclean in my laudry for him.
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Male 2,506
They were both 50, but poor billy mays, look hes happy in every picture D`: All he did was help poor people reach their dreams D:
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Male 10
It seems his plane made a hard landing and he was struck on the head from falling objects.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/28...


Might have suffered a serious head injury not unlike actress Natasha Richardson did....

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Male 527
Where do I click for dead sex? That`s what I wanna know.
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Female 731
Well Weenie Dog--I say Fabio.

I mean, he`s just random enough to die, AND he`s 50, just like MJ and Billy. :\

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Male 701
That was amazing... :)
Shame he died... :(
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Male 270
anywho i found this strange seeing as just yesterday i was watching that re-dub...
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Male 270
stupid spammer. live sex? cmon seriously....some one rid that bot
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Female 173
what is this??
first farah fawcett, then michael jackson, and now billy mays!
they`re dropping like flies! D:
what`ll the world do?
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Male 1,557
I`ve never heard of him. I guess he was America based?
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Male 533
well looks like i got to wear a blue shirt tomorrow
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Male 548
what a great man
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Female 74
HEY, PEACHYXKEEN HERE! WE SHOULD ALL WEAR BLUE TOMORROW IN MEMORY OF BILLY MAYS- I DIDN`T COME UP WITH THIS BUT I`M SURE HE WOULD FEEL HONORED. BUT WAIT-THERE`S MORE! SOME OF YOU DON`T SEEM TO GET THE CONCEPT OF ALL CAPS LOCK TODAY, AND EVERY JUNE 28TH FROM NOW ON.
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Female 1,441
That`s so sad. I love that show Pitchmen. He was AWESOME!
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Male 180
I`M GONNA MISS YOU BILLy!
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Male 418
TODAY IS THE 29TH! WAIT 364 MORE DAYS
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Male 5,189
CAPS FTW!!!
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Male 13
I AM WITH THE ALL CAPS ...GREAT PEOPLE ARE DYING :(
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Male 418
"I NOW DECLARE TODAY, JUNE 28, ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF HIS DEATH!"

YES!!!

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Male 201
Okay whoever broke the 4th wall and got a hold of the death note stop drating around with it. Look what you`re doing you sick person!
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Female 2,289
Seriously?! This is f*cked up. All of these celebrities dying...
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Female 74
I NOW DECLARE TODAY, JUNE 28, ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF HIS DEATH!
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Male 756
RIP Billy Mays. His over-the-top pitches made watching commercials bearable, and sometimes fun. And unlike MJ, he was also a respectable guy. You`ll be missed.

His bio is pretty interesting as well, especially how he got his start.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529329,00.html

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Female 15,763
Someone`s picking off all the celebrities!

D:

Seriouly, that`s like 4 in very recent history. What`s up with all this?

Also, do they know what caused it or is the airplane thing still speculation?

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Male 56
His death is sadder than MJs, i honestly cried a bit when i heard Billy Mays died, he wad my hero, i`ll never forget his awesomeness. R.I.P. Billy Mays
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Male 3,755
"not a repost, just really old."

Not to distract from honoring one of the greatest pitchmen of our time, but this is a repost. I think in the description it calls it an IAB classic. That`s why claiming repost is so funny. Inappropriate, yes, but that just makes it even more funny.

Well, it kinda makes you feel like a bad person, but it`s still pretty funny.

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Male 3,819
@Davy and @SuperSmash

That`s been happening with random links for a week or so. Not sure what`s going on.

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Male 3,819
Amy Winehouse is too easy.
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Male 12,138
SuperSmash, sorry, trying to fix. As a matter of some urgency. Bear with us, please.
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Male 132
not a repost, just really old.
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Male 5,189
"Britney Spears, Chuck Norris, Obama

Bank on it! "

Can I choose Amy the Druggie? I feel bad banking on this and will probably see you all in hell but I saw a picture of her at 25 and...yea.

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Male 5,189
Billy Mays was the only commercials I watched. No lie.

Gomay I agree with you on that. Steve Irwins hit me the hardest because I always wanted to meet him so bad. :(

Anyways, RIP Billy.

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Male 3,755
I just got redirected to the virus scan website.
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Male 690
Today reminds me of the day that Steve Irwin died...

Both of their deaths are the only celebrity deaths that I actually care about.

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Male 3,755
"repost?"

@ Raydar, I was thinking the exact same thing and hated myself for it.

P.S. I`m assuming you were trying to add a little IAB humor to this tragic situation.

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Male 549
billy mays was a great guy, he made commercials watchable again... showman, businessman, grower of a distinguished yet brawny beard, billy you will be missed. ::pours out some olde english:::
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Male 570
goodbye to one of the best beards ever... and how do people get to be mods on here? do they just have to have no life and a high post count?
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Male 5,314
aw what the hell, i posted a link this morning and this is what comes up, someone else`s
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Male 690
so loud and excited?
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Male 15,510
Everybody is dying around

X-(

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Male 177
repost?
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Male 506
Hopefully Madonna is the next to go.
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Male 251
With all due respect... This video kinda made the guy look like a dick.
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Female 48
He had such a sweet beard.
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Male 8,300
@Davy

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Male 12,138
vv Yeah yeah. He was a big deal in America. There`s a big wide world out there (including such errant individuals as me and Lionhart) who have never f*cking heard of him.

Infomercials, you say? Well, send in a wreath.

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Female 2,084
i had no idea he died today until now. why are so many famous people dying lately? this is crazy.
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Male 19
lionhart... seriously? he`s the guy that always yells on tv. you know, the one that you always want to skip over? he`s annoying as several monkeys on acid but apparently he was a good guy. R.I.P.
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Male 189
Anyone who cries repost needs to be burned in hell.
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Male 125
When Steve Irwin died,I didn`t really care. Then Michael Jackson-oh well. When Billy Mays died I was actually sad. I`m gonna miss this guy.
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Male 150
Hey WeenieDog - I`m saying Amy Whinehouse
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Male 3,819
I just found out he was from Pittsburgh. It all makes sense now.
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Female 963
Its such a shame that he died. He was the best commercial host ever. RIP Billy Mays. :`(
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Female 92
R.I.P Billy. You win the contest against Vince. D:
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Male 8,300
Who is Billy Mays???
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Male 460
it saddens me that i`ll never be awoken in the middle of the night by billy mays ever again...
RIP
also what with all the dead celebrities this week?
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Male 3,819
He probably had a pretty severe concussion and just figured he could walk it off. It would be really unfortunate if this could have been easily avoided.
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Male 955
RIP
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Male 422
R.I.P. One more of Billy`s amazing inventions.

Turn Dont`t Burn

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Female 1,148
haha I love him...
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Male 85
he didnt die on a plane, he landed on a plane the previous day and its front tire blew out and stuff fell from the ceiling and hit his head, but he was interviewed after and he said he had a hard head. he was just found dead in his house. rip billy.
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Female 364
I`ll miss him a lot. Even if he was slightly annoying, he was just so cheerful. Who will sell oxiclean now??? :`(
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Male 112
Vince must have gotten a Death Note.
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Male 12,138
Fancylad`s next, surely. It`s those f*cking Lizard People shape-shifters behind it all, I`ll bet.
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Male 3,819
Britney Spears, Chuck Norris, Obama

Bank on it!

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Male 3,819
He really seemed like an unbelievably nice guy judging by this video.
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Male 180
Now taking bets on the next celebrity deaths.

I lost 10 bucks betting on Britney to die next...

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Female 23
awww what a sweet man...soo sad
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Male 23
lol, I heard he Died on a plane? don`t know... but it`d be hilarous to have his casket to be lined with Mighty putty, like primetimekin said.
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Male 1,505
Millions of people turned the volume on the televisions back up today.
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Female 572
I used to think he was SO damned annoying but now this... RIP Billy Mays. Now I actually WANT to watch some of his info-mercials :-(
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Female 1,682
LOL. that is so awesome. he is hilarious XDD
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Male 7,933
I wonder if his casket will be lined with Mighty putty...that things amazing
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Female 9,572
Is this Celebrity Drop Dead week or what? I swear if this keeps up, there will be nothing but Miley Cyrics movies. :(
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Male 167
OMG McDonalds Killed BILLY MAYS!!!
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Male 180
As soon as I heard he died, I flipped on the TV and the channel was on a shopping network. It was a Billy Mays product.

I`m sad.

I watched the entire infomercial.

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Male 22
I can see the pearly gates now "Billy Mays Here!"
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Male 914
damn, why are so many people dropping dead in hollywood??...
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Male 340
Why hasn`t IAB posted anything about his death? Also, this was up about 6 months ago...
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Male 366
out of all people that had to die early. RIP Billy Mays!
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Male 150
God damnit. You can tell Billy was a good guy.
R.I.P.
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Male 181
First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, then MJ, and now Billy Mays. It`s also a little strange that MJ and Billy both died of unknown causes at age 50 O_o..
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Male 1,523
He died?
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Male 1,141
RIP =/
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Male 125
Do you think theyll still show his commercials??
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Male 431
is this a diet?

`yeah even though you don`t need it!`

priceless! that made my day.

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Female 310
haha he was in my city! he is way better then the creepy sham wow guy. and billy mays is like a millionaire he creates all those products even though they dont work and the commercials are stupid

he seems like he would be nice if you met him

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Male 10,338
Billy Mays rules so hard he didn`t order a happy meal.
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Male 21
dude, anyone else notice that billy mays was driving a bentley?
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Male 14
Billy Mays...start the roflcopter.
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Male 33
Hi Billy Mays here with new McDonalds Sausage Burritos!
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Female 196
If he came up to a drivethru window I was working at, I`d completely flip out with happiness!
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Male 395
I`ll be watching TV, then Billy Mays comes on and starts yelling at me to buy stuff. :-/
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Male 301
mmmmmm Choke`a`cola
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Male 322
...ROFL

If you call now...Well, I`m gonna order now!

Oh god, this is so favorited.

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Female 5,222
lol
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Male 250
billy mays they love him even if he is a dick, thats how you sell poo in this world people :D
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Male 189
would`ve been funnier if he`d punched a hooker
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Male 392
Oh god, the MJ morning show is amazing. Go check youtube for his "crotchety calls". i seriously used to wet myself.
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Male 596
Pitchmen, TV show on Billy Mays producing for future crap, if you really watch, he is a dick. I would hate to work with such a prick.
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Male 1,764
Billy Mays here with another fantastic order!
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Female 362
He`s a lot nicer than I expected.

That was very cute. :)

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Male 181
Billy Mays, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
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Female 176
hahah dreamy
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Male 3,819
[quote]also, one of my classmates said he was gay, but i don`t think i believe him. has anyone heard anything?[/quote]

Well if he is, his wife`s gonna be pissed.

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Male 462
BILLY MAYS FTW! I did an english project revolving around Billy Mays. I was surprised when i got a 95.
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Male 905
hahahahaha thats awesome! NO... NO CAN I GET 2 FREE!!
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Male 1,232
Haha that was kind of annoying and amusing at the same time. Kept me smiling. :)
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Male 552
"BUT WAIT, THERE`S MORE!"
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Female 1,436
I live in Tampa, Florida and we have the MJ Morning show here - I remember this being aired. Ugh, I can`t stand Billy`s voice so I turned the channel there after a minute. About as far as I made through this one.
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Male 3,915
billy mays just gained some points....he is working his way up to the ultimate goal of T-Pain status of cameos and making fun of oneself....
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Male 1,140
im not entirely sure that`s billy mays but if it is

my respect for the guy just shot up like a million points

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Male 690
Is Bill stoned? Seems like a nice guy. Can`t stand his infomercials, but looks like he`s banking.
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Male 15
ha ha nice
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Female 110
"I think with cash they need proper ID. I`ll just yell at `em."

Haha I love that...

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Female 855
PreSmo:
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
That he is.
Jeebus.
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Male 3,014
Oh, that was awesome. Billy Mays is incredible... and much better than that metro guy for the shamwow commercials.
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Male 2,528
OK, I had to stop at 1:25. That was way too annoying.

Hey look, it`s the worlds most annoying guy, making light of the fact that he is annoying by being even more annoying!

Tool

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Male 715
I can`t stand his damn commercials. But after seeing this, I think I might be able to tolerate them a little better.
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Male 606
Oh, Billy...
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Female 472
Billy Mays is awesome. Where did this guy come from? Has he been yelling us into excitement/shame about various products since the dawn of time. IS HE JESUS?
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Male 17,511
"...but wait there`s more!" Roflmao!
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Male 123
He truly is a marketing legend.
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Male 626
Lol he`s so exciting.
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Male 3,425
If only everyone was that charismatic, life would be so much more interesting.
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Male 756
Haha awesome. Apparently he must make a mint off of those ads to be driving a Bentley around.
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Male 428
That guy has to be the most outgoing person ever.
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Male 87
Awesome!!! Didn`t really read the name, was really shocked when i heard his voice. xD
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Male 1,370
Lol, so epic, got funny at "HAI BILLY MAYS HERE!"


He said Tokeacola

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Male 1,162
This felt pointless but it was amusing
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Female 1,112
danbo9000 do you get jokes?
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Male 19
I don`t think it was Billy Mays who punched the prostitute.
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Female 650
this was pretty funny, i was surprised
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Female 151
wow. mad props. :].

also, one of my classmates said he was gay, but i don`t think i believe him. has anyone heard anything?

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Male 61
Wow I tried posting this about a month ago. Never got through. WTF I-Am-Bored.
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Male 437
drat vince billy mays holds it down
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Female 209
billy mays is the poo
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Male 362
if i met billy mays i would probably freak out...
then i would cry because of the fact that i just freaked out over a guy who does infomercials.
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Male 138
Seeing him in everyday life doesnt make him seem any less creepo-raper-ish...
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Male 820
my God, Billy Mays kicks ass.
a comma could really change that sentence
my God, Billy Mays, kicks ass
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Male 4,014
regrhcp - they have one with two drive throughs by me, and I`m always facinated because both drive throughs merge into one lane...how do they keep the orders straight??? What if one person is slow and waits after ordering?

The wonders of the fast food industry are beyond me.

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Male 4,014
"I could change anything but a girls last name...I already did that once, no, TWICE!"

Ha! And as was noted, what a badass, paying in hundreds.

I wanna buy the Billy Mays Beard Trimmer - because that guy`s beard is always well groomed.

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Male 2,578
Haha, I know where that is.
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Female 2,064
If I were working at a fast food drive-thru and heard him, I`m not sure if I`d be excited or horrified. I`m leaning towards horrifyingly excited. :-)
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Male 3,819
Well he seems like a nice guy.
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Male 423
that really annoyed me for no good reason at all.
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Female 15,763
He even pays in 100 dollar bills!?

BILLY MAYS IS A GANSTA.

Billy Mays: 1
Vince: 0

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Male 47
wtf... TWO drive thrus???
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Male 31
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! Wait is that him? lol
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Male 817
Link: Billy Mays Goes Through a Drive-Thru [Rate Link] - The TV legend died today. He was 50 years old. Let`s remember him with some discussion and this I-A-B instaclassic. RIP.
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