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Billy Mays Goes Through a Drive-Thru


The TV legend died today. He was 50 years old. Let”s remember him with some discussion and this I-A-B instaclassic. RIP.

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Date: 06/28/09 07:15 PM

204 Responses to Billy Mays Goes Through a Drive-Thru

  1. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    Link: Billy Mays Goes Through a Drive-Thru - The TV legend died today. He was 50 years old. Let`s remember him with some discussion and this I-A-B instaclassic. RIP.
  2. Profile photo of marxs36
    marxs36 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! Wait is that him? lol
  3. Profile photo of regrhcp
    regrhcp Male 18-29
    47 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    wtf... TWO drive thrus???
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    He even pays in 100 dollar bills!?

    BILLY MAYS IS A GANSTA.

    Billy Mays: 1
    Vince: 0

  5. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    that really annoyed me for no good reason at all.
  6. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    Well he seems like a nice guy.
  7. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    If I were working at a fast food drive-thru and heard him, I`m not sure if I`d be excited or horrified. I`m leaning towards horrifyingly excited. :-)
  8. Profile photo of Andrew155
    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    Haha, I know where that is.
  9. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    "I could change anything but a girls last name...I already did that once, no, TWICE!"

    Ha! And as was noted, what a badass, paying in hundreds.

    I wanna buy the Billy Mays Beard Trimmer - because that guy`s beard is always well groomed.

  10. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    regrhcp - they have one with two drive throughs by me, and I`m always facinated because both drive throughs merge into one lane...how do they keep the orders straight??? What if one person is slow and waits after ordering?

    The wonders of the fast food industry are beyond me.

  11. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    my God, Billy Mays kicks ass.
    a comma could really change that sentence
    my God, Billy Mays, kicks ass
  12. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Seeing him in everyday life doesnt make him seem any less creepo-raper-ish...
  13. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    if i met billy mays i would probably freak out...
    then i would cry because of the fact that i just freaked out over a guy who does infomercials.
  14. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    billy mays is the poo
  15. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    drat vince billy mays holds it down
  16. Profile photo of Chris201
    Chris201 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 9:42 pm
    Wow I tried posting this about a month ago. Never got through. WTF I-Am-Bored.
  17. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    wow. mad props. :].

    also, one of my classmates said he was gay, but i don`t think i believe him. has anyone heard anything?

  18. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    this was pretty funny, i was surprised
  19. Profile photo of DanBo9000
    DanBo9000 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    I don`t think it was Billy Mays who punched the prostitute.
  20. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    danbo9000 do you get jokes?
  21. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    This felt pointless but it was amusing
  22. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    Lol, so epic, got funny at "HAI BILLY MAYS HERE!"


    He said Tokeacola

  23. Profile photo of Sukru
    Sukru Male 18-29
    87 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    Awesome!!! Didn`t really read the name, was really shocked when i heard his voice. xD
  24. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    April 25, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    That guy has to be the most outgoing person ever.
  25. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 12:24 am
    Haha awesome. Apparently he must make a mint off of those ads to be driving a Bentley around.
  26. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 12:31 am
    If only everyone was that charismatic, life would be so much more interesting.
  27. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 12:36 am
    Lol he`s so exciting.
  28. Profile photo of ImDanny
    ImDanny Male 13-17
    123 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 12:45 am
    He truly is a marketing legend.
  29. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 1:26 am
    "...but wait there`s more!" Roflmao!
  30. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 3:23 am
    Billy Mays is awesome. Where did this guy come from? Has he been yelling us into excitement/shame about various products since the dawn of time. IS HE JESUS?
  31. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 4:15 am
    Oh, Billy...
  32. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 5:32 am
    I can`t stand his damn commercials. But after seeing this, I think I might be able to tolerate them a little better.
  33. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 5:39 am
    OK, I had to stop at 1:25. That was way too annoying.

    Hey look, it`s the worlds most annoying guy, making light of the fact that he is annoying by being even more annoying!

    Tool

  34. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Oh, that was awesome. Billy Mays is incredible... and much better than that metro guy for the shamwow commercials.
  35. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 7:22 am
    PreSmo:
    JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
    That he is.
    Jeebus.
  36. Profile photo of d27and
    d27and Female 13-17
    110 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 7:42 am
    "I think with cash they need proper ID. I`ll just yell at `em."

    Haha I love that...

  37. Profile photo of Jamie22up
    Jamie22up Male 18-29
    15 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 8:55 am
    ha ha nice
  38. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Is Bill stoned? Seems like a nice guy. Can`t stand his infomercials, but looks like he`s banking.
  39. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 9:28 am
    im not entirely sure that`s billy mays but if it is

    my respect for the guy just shot up like a million points

  40. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 10:09 am
    billy mays just gained some points....he is working his way up to the ultimate goal of T-Pain status of cameos and making fun of oneself....
  41. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 11:24 am
    I live in Tampa, Florida and we have the MJ Morning show here - I remember this being aired. Ugh, I can`t stand Billy`s voice so I turned the channel there after a minute. About as far as I made through this one.
  42. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    552 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 11:50 am
    "BUT WAIT, THERE`S MORE!"
  43. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 11:59 am
    Haha that was kind of annoying and amusing at the same time. Kept me smiling. :)
  44. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    hahahahaha thats awesome! NO... NO CAN I GET 2 FREE!!
  45. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    BILLY MAYS FTW! I did an english project revolving around Billy Mays. I was surprised when i got a 95.
  46. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    also, one of my classmates said he was gay, but i don`t think i believe him. has anyone heard anything?

    Well if he is, his wife`s gonna be pissed.

  47. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    hahah dreamy
  48. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Billy Mays, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
  49. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    He`s a lot nicer than I expected.

    That was very cute. :)

  50. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    April 26, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Billy Mays here with another fantastic order!
  51. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    people seem to either love or hate billy mayes...


    quick! someone post this on 4chan so we can pull another boxxy!

  52. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Pitchmen, TV show on Billy Mays producing for future crap, if you really watch, he is a dick. I would hate to work with such a prick.
  53. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    Oh god, the MJ morning show is amazing. Go check youtube for his "crotchety calls". i seriously used to wet myself.
  54. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    would`ve been funnier if he`d punched a hooker
  55. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    billy mays they love him even if he is a dick, thats how you sell poo in this world people :D
  56. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    lol
  57. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    April 26, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    ...ROFL

    If you call now...Well, I`m gonna order now!

    Oh god, this is so favorited.

  58. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 11:22 am
    mmmmmm Choke`a`cola
  59. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    I`ll be watching TV, then Billy Mays comes on and starts yelling at me to buy stuff. :-/
  60. Profile photo of Uncertainty
    Uncertainty Female 18-29
    196 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    If he came up to a drivethru window I was working at, I`d completely flip out with happiness!
  61. Profile photo of Guitar101
    Guitar101 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    Hi Billy Mays here with new McDonalds Sausage Burritos!
  62. Profile photo of rmac13
    rmac13 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 27, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Billy Mays...start the roflcopter.
  63. Profile photo of hitownghost
    hitownghost Male 18-29
    21 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:27 am
    dude, anyone else notice that billy mays was driving a bentley?
  64. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:13 am
    Billy Mays rules so hard he didn`t order a happy meal.
  65. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    haha he was in my city! he is way better then the creepy sham wow guy. and billy mays is like a millionaire he creates all those products even though they dont work and the commercials are stupid

    he seems like he would be nice if you met him

  66. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    is this a diet?

    `yeah even though you don`t need it!`

    priceless! that made my day.

  67. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Do you think theyll still show his commercials??
  68. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    RIP =/
  69. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    He died?
  70. Profile photo of The_tru_bob
    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett, then MJ, and now Billy Mays. It`s also a little strange that MJ and Billy both died of unknown causes at age 50 O_o..
  71. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    God damnit. You can tell Billy was a good guy.
    R.I.P.
  72. Profile photo of pizzabob18
    pizzabob18 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    out of all people that had to die early. RIP Billy Mays!
  73. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:17 pm
    Why hasn`t IAB posted anything about his death? Also, this was up about 6 months ago...
  74. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    damn, why are so many people dropping dead in hollywood??...
  75. Profile photo of Dogmrn7
    Dogmrn7 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    I can see the pearly gates now "Billy Mays Here!"
  76. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    http://www.easportsworld.com/en_US/playe...
  77. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    As soon as I heard he died, I flipped on the TV and the channel was on a shopping network. It was a Billy Mays product.

    I`m sad.

    I watched the entire infomercial.

  78. Profile photo of twenty5
    twenty5 Male 18-29
    167 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    OMG McDonalds Killed BILLY MAYS!!!
  79. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9241 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    Is this Celebrity Drop Dead week or what? I swear if this keeps up, there will be nothing but Miley Cyrics movies. :(
  80. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    I wonder if his casket will be lined with Mighty putty...that things amazing
  81. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    LOL. that is so awesome. he is hilarious XDD
  82. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I used to think he was SO damned annoying but now this... RIP Billy Mays. Now I actually WANT to watch some of his info-mercials :-(
  83. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Millions of people turned the volume on the televisions back up today.
  84. Profile photo of Robby695
    Robby695 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    lol, I heard he Died on a plane? don`t know... but it`d be hilarous to have his casket to be lined with Mighty putty, like primetimekin said.
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    redsparrow19 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    awww what a sweet man...soo sad
  86. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Now taking bets on the next celebrity deaths.

    I lost 10 bucks betting on Britney to die next...

  87. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    He really seemed like an unbelievably nice guy judging by this video.
  88. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Britney Spears, Chuck Norris, Obama

    Bank on it!

  89. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Fancylad`s next, surely. It`s those f*cking Lizard People shape-shifters behind it all, I`ll bet.
  90. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    Vince must have gotten a Death Note.
  91. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
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    June 28, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    I`ll miss him a lot. Even if he was slightly annoying, he was just so cheerful. Who will sell oxiclean now??? :`(
  92. Profile photo of imhivpositiv
    imhivpositiv Male 13-17
    86 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    he didnt die on a plane, he landed on a plane the previous day and its front tire blew out and stuff fell from the ceiling and hit his head, but he was interviewed after and he said he had a hard head. he was just found dead in his house. rip billy.
  93. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    haha I love him...
  94. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    R.I.P. One more of Billy`s amazing inventions.

    Turn Dont`t Burn

  95. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    RIP
  96. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    He probably had a pretty severe concussion and just figured he could walk it off. It would be really unfortunate if this could have been easily avoided.
  97. Profile photo of WhenIsLunch
    WhenIsLunch Male 18-29
    460 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    it saddens me that i`ll never be awoken in the middle of the night by billy mays ever again...
    RIP
    also what with all the dead celebrities this week?
  98. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    Who is Billy Mays???
  99. Profile photo of x_lvlalfoy_x
    x_lvlalfoy_x Female 18-29
    92 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    R.I.P Billy. You win the contest against Vince. D:
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    artistchick7 Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Its such a shame that he died. He was the best commercial host ever. RIP Billy Mays. :`(
  101. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    I just found out he was from Pittsburgh. It all makes sense now.
  102. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Hey WeenieDog - I`m saying Amy Whinehouse
  103. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    When Steve Irwin died,I didn`t really care. Then Michael Jackson-oh well. When Billy Mays died I was actually sad. I`m gonna miss this guy.
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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    lionhart, take this with a grain of salt.
    go to hell.
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    RepostPolice Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    Anyone who cries repost needs to be burned in hell.
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    thisoneguy Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    lionhart... seriously? he`s the guy that always yells on tv. you know, the one that you always want to skip over? he`s annoying as several monkeys on acid but apparently he was a good guy. R.I.P.
  107. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    i had no idea he died today until now. why are so many famous people dying lately? this is crazy.
  108. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    vv Yeah yeah. He was a big deal in America. There`s a big wide world out there (including such errant individuals as me and Lionhart) who have never f*cking heard of him.

    Infomercials, you say? Well, send in a wreath.

  109. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    @Davy

    But don`t send in just ANY wreath!! GET THE BEST WREATHS!! FOR ONLY $99.99 PER MONTH FOR 4 MONTHS YOU CAN GET THIS MARVELLOUS PERSONLIZED WREATH!! BUT WAIT T H E R E `S M O R E ...

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    ladyzeppelin Female 13-17
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    He had such a sweet beard.
  111. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    251 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    With all due respect... This video kinda made the guy look like a dick.
  112. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    Hopefully Madonna is the next to go.
  113. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    repost?
  114. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    Everybody is dying around

    X-(

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    proof1221 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    so loud and excited?
  116. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    aw what the hell, i posted a link this morning and this is what comes up, someone else`s
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    goodbye to one of the best beards ever... and how do people get to be mods on here? do they just have to have no life and a high post count?
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    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    billy mays was a great guy, he made commercials watchable again... showman, businessman, grower of a distinguished yet brawny beard, billy you will be missed. ::pours out some olde english:::
  119. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    "repost?"

    @ Raydar, I was thinking the exact same thing and hated myself for it.

    P.S. I`m assuming you were trying to add a little IAB humor to this tragic situation.

  120. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    Today reminds me of the day that Steve Irwin died...

    Both of their deaths are the only celebrity deaths that I actually care about.

  121. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    I just got redirected to the virus scan website.
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    chad_the_bad Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    not a repost, just really old.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    SuperSmash, sorry, trying to fix. As a matter of some urgency. Bear with us, please.
  124. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Amy Winehouse is too easy.
  125. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    @Davy and @SuperSmash

    That`s been happening with random links for a week or so. Not sure what`s going on.

  126. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    "not a repost, just really old."

    Not to distract from honoring one of the greatest pitchmen of our time, but this is a repost. I think in the description it calls it an IAB classic. That`s why claiming repost is so funny. Inappropriate, yes, but that just makes it even more funny.

    Well, it kinda makes you feel like a bad person, but it`s still pretty funny.

  127. Profile photo of Godfather1
    Godfather1 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    His death is sadder than MJs, i honestly cried a bit when i heard Billy Mays died, he wad my hero, i`ll never forget his awesomeness. R.I.P. Billy Mays
  128. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    Someone`s picking off all the celebrities!

    D:

    Seriouly, that`s like 4 in very recent history. What`s up with all this?

    Also, do they know what caused it or is the airplane thing still speculation?

  129. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    RIP Billy Mays. His over-the-top pitches made watching commercials bearable, and sometimes fun. And unlike MJ, he was also a respectable guy. You`ll be missed.

    His bio is pretty interesting as well, especially how he got his start.
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529329,00.html

  130. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    I NOW DECLARE TODAY, JUNE 28, ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF HIS DEATH!
  131. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    Seriously?! This is f*cked up. All of these celebrities dying...
  132. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    202 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Okay whoever broke the 4th wall and got a hold of the death note stop drating around with it. Look what you`re doing you sick person!
  133. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:21 pm
    "I NOW DECLARE TODAY, JUNE 28, ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF HIS DEATH!"

    YES!!!

  134. Profile photo of steller2012
    steller2012 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    I AM WITH THE ALL CAPS ...GREAT PEOPLE ARE DYING :(
  135. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    TODAY IS THE 29TH! WAIT 364 MORE DAYS
  136. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    I`M GONNA MISS YOU BILLy!
  137. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    That`s so sad. I love that show Pitchmen. He was AWESOME!
  138. Profile photo of PeachyxKeen
    PeachyxKeen Female 18-29
    74 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    HEY, PEACHYXKEEN HERE! WE SHOULD ALL WEAR BLUE TOMORROW IN MEMORY OF BILLY MAYS- I DIDN`T COME UP WITH THIS BUT I`M SURE HE WOULD FEEL HONORED. BUT WAIT-THERE`S MORE! SOME OF YOU DON`T SEEM TO GET THE CONCEPT OF ALL CAPS LOCK TODAY, AND EVERY JUNE 28TH FROM NOW ON.
  139. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    what a great man
  140. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    well looks like i got to wear a blue shirt tomorrow
  141. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    I`ve never heard of him. I guess he was America based?
  142. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    what is this??
    first farah fawcett, then michael jackson, and now billy mays!
    they`re dropping like flies! D:
    what`ll the world do?
  143. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:36 pm
    stupid spammer. live sex? cmon seriously....some one rid that bot
  144. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    anywho i found this strange seeing as just yesterday i was watching that re-dub...
  145. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    That was amazing... :)
    Shame he died... :(
  146. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    731 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    Well Weenie Dog--I say Fabio.

    I mean, he`s just random enough to die, AND he`s 50, just like MJ and Billy. :\

  147. Profile photo of Shadowspirt
    Shadowspirt Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    Where do I click for dead sex? That`s what I wanna know.
  148. Profile photo of hab_theory
    hab_theory Male 40-49
    10 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    It seems his plane made a hard landing and he was struck on the head from falling objects.

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/28...


    Might have suffered a serious head injury not unlike actress Natasha Richardson did....

  149. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:00 am
    They were both 50, but poor billy mays, look hes happy in every picture D`: All he did was help poor people reach their dreams D:
  150. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:01 am
    I hate when people write subjective bs like `his death is sadder...` ok really? when you die is that what you want people to say about your no accomplishing ass...I mean really. I just had to get that off my chest cause I hate people who have done nothing in their life and talk bs about other people. When I heard that Billy Mays died, I was so sad, of course other dumbasses around me just shrugged it off, but he really was a big personality. He deserves as much recognition as the other stars who too, sadly passed away. He seemed like a really nice guy and was a father. I just think stories like this that come out of nowhere are so sad. R.I.P...I will put in an extra scoop of oxiclean in my laudry for him.
  151. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Amen scream, I`m going to switch to zorbees
  152. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 12:17 am
    oh yeah, why is this under the funny catagory
  153. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:15 am
    drat MICHAEL JACKSON AND FARRAH FOCETTE. BILLY MAYS WAS A LEGEND.
  154. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 2:00 am
  155. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:16 am
    aww poor billy. that sux
  156. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 3:29 am
    Spread the word of all caps day! O:
  157. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:21 am
    I`d like to know where the ShamWow dude was when Billy died. I`m a little suspicious :/

    Anyway, this also serves as a lesson to the kids out there. Always wear a helmet on airplanes, whether you need one or not.

  158. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:41 am
    this is really not funny...
  159. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:37 am
    the shamwow guy got arrested for something about a hooker
  160. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:47 am
    And as Postovoy watched the IAB classic, a single tear rolled down his cheek.
  161. Profile photo of sporks_RULE_
    sporks_RULE_ Female 18-29
    102 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Billy`s going to be a greeter in Heaven. :D
  162. Profile photo of Hergs
    Hergs Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:04 am
    i have a feeling i have seen this on I am bored before.... hmmmm
  163. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:22 am
    This is hilarious
  164. Profile photo of MisuriX
    MisuriX Male 18-29
    512 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:29 am
    billy? mays? who?

    all i saw was a fat american at a drive-thru ordering the ENTIRE menu!

    i think the nearest douche on the douchiness-o-meter, would be those damn party play things on itv at 3am.

  165. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:31 am

  166. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Opie, I`m putting that on every calendar I ever get from now on. As for MisuriX, I SINCERELY hope you are joking. Billy Mays is one of the two celebrities (the other being George Carlin) who I truly liked.
  167. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:46 am
    little odd he was eh?
  168. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:55 am
    "I got something smaller if you need it".

    That`s what she said.

  169. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:20 am
    It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
  170. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 9:28 am
    lol the girls at the second window...
  171. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:24 am
    At least he (presumably) was not a pedo.
  172. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:31 am
    i cant tell if rastilin is spamming...
  173. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:57 am
    "thank you young men--*blows kiss*" what???????????????? lol.
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    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:57 am

  175. Profile photo of sparklezthek
    sparklezthek Female 18-29
    38 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:02 am
    i was really entertained by this. RIP Billy Mays!
  176. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:04 am
    :( poor Billy, he gets no love, MJ gets it all. I was hoping E! News would mention him but they were having an MJ special. Again. :(
  177. Profile photo of Bridget49
    Bridget49 Female 13-17
    231 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 11:11 am
    "the shamwow guy got arrested for something about a hooker"
    Yeah, a hooker apparently bit his tongue (ew) and he like, attacked her. :|

    Anyway, this is hilarious. It`s so sad that he died.

  178. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    2:42 - "Okay, I`ll just yell at `em."
  179. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    didnt they say he died of heart disease? i guess this didnt help. unless he did this after he died...
  180. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    Billy Mays dies at the age of 50; his beard, (age 6010), will continue to live on in awesome immortality.
  181. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Dude, having Billy die is actually pretty damn sad. Infomercials shall never be same.

  182. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    My uncle kind of looks like mays but and even talks and acts like him...but only when he doesn`t take his meds.
  183. Profile photo of lem0n
    lem0n Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    ohh what an obnoxiously loveable man.
  184. Profile photo of 16901
    16901 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    lem0n is correct.
  185. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 29, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    KatWaffles: Sunday, June 28, 2009 10:07:19 PM
    "I NOW DECLARE TODAY, JUNE 28, ALL CAPS DAY IN HONOR OF HIS DEATH!"

    For the record.

  186. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:16 am
    "Billy`s going to be a greeter in Heaven"

    Oh, hell no.

  187. Profile photo of itsdrew
    itsdrew Male 13-17
    1109 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:27 am
    AMAZING.
  188. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:28 am
    oh god this is so funny!!
  189. Profile photo of brownhairguy
    brownhairguy Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:36 am
    I don`t know why but I feel I`m going to miss Billy.
  190. Profile photo of BoredBanana
    BoredBanana Female 18-29
    27 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    why are so many freakin celebs dieing at once???? whyy god whyy *boohoo*
  191. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    "Billy Mays, I`m outta here"

    If only that weren`t so true.

  192. Profile photo of S0ccerchick
    S0ccerchick Female 18-29
    14 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    was it just more or is it gross that even the manager at McDonalds had fake ass nails.....thats just so gross!!!!
  193. Profile photo of Jazzeh
    Jazzeh Female 13-17
    464 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    I saw him on TV yesterday. I nearly cried. I miss this man.
  194. Profile photo of wtfcharles
    wtfcharles Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    "why are so many freakin celebs dieing at once???? whyy god whyy *boohoo*"

    I think someone has been handed a deathnote and is going ape poo on the celebrities.

  195. Profile photo of raydar
    raydar Male 13-17
    177 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    :( why God why? he made us happy by advertising in a loud way. It`s not fair he deserved more time.
  196. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    THE STARS ARE FALLING!
    RAPTURE TIME!
  197. Profile photo of darkangel08
    darkangel08 Female 70 & Over
    24 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    Awh, I`m gonna miss him! :`( RIP
  198. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    254 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    The - on my volume control is so lonely now
  199. Profile photo of Unknownnn
    Unknownnn Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:42 pm
    So. This is what killed him.

    DAMN YOU MCDONALDS.

  200. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    Aww, this makes me wish I knew him. :( R.I.P. Billy.
  201. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    so THIS is what killed Billy Mays!
    CURSE YOUR FATTY FOODS, MCDONALDS
    CUUURSEE YOUU

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