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Date: 06/22/09 07:15 PM

184 Responses to Best Reason For A School Detention Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18854 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:37 am
    Link: Best Reason For A School Detention Ever - You`re going to give this kid an after-school detention for having a sense of humor? He should get a merit award.
  2. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:41 am
    haha.... Classic
  3. Profile photo of Barnshaw
    Barnshaw Male 13-17
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    June 22, 2009 at 6:43 am
    SECOND!
  4. Profile photo of Seem
    Seem Female 18-29
    118 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:43 am
    Oh god that`s awesome.
  5. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:45 am
    a detention for that??? my teachers would have high fived me for that poo.
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 22, 2009 at 6:46 am
    vv "SECOND!"

    Barnshaw, you`ve been temp banned not once, but twice before for yelling "F1RST!". And if there`s anything that could possibly be even lamer than crying "F1RST!" it`s crying "SECOND!". Especially when you should know better by now.

    Clear out your desk on the way out, wouldya?

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    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:47 am
    nice.
  8. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    June 22, 2009 at 6:49 am
    Times have certainly changed.

    The vast majority of my teachers, both male and female would have laughed at that, and the ones that didn`t certainly wouldn`t have given a detention for it.

  9. Profile photo of TehKitteh
    TehKitteh Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:52 am
    He got detention for this?? sheesh people need to lighten up; i know guys who put "that`s what she said" at the end of everything, or say things like "your mom needs to push it in further". I frankly think his timing was perfect :)
  10. Profile photo of johncrb
    johncrb Male 30-39
    163 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:53 am
    i agree that kids these days need more discipline but that is crazy to have detention for that
  11. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 6:53 am
    My high school teachers would have totally laughed at that. Hell most of them would have said it themselves. Whoever said that innocent comment walked straight into that.
  12. Profile photo of partyyyy
    partyyyy Male 18-29
    148 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:55 am
    dont get it
  13. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:56 am
    lol, that was funny "thats what she said"
  14. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:57 am
    now you see the dangers of "thats what she said"
  15. Profile photo of DoNT_PaNiiC
    DoNT_PaNiiC Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:00 am
    thats so stupid. but what kinda name is dalton?
  16. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:01 am

    LMFAO. Really? Oy. Worth a detention.

  17. Profile photo of epimetheus
    epimetheus Male 18-29
    157 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:03 am
    use it for good, not evil!

    in the wrong hands.. it proves devastating...

  18. Profile photo of legoguy
    legoguy Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 22, 2009 at 7:04 am
    i know that kid
  19. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:08 am
    nice
  20. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:22 am
    ah, another lesson in appropriateness. There are things adult`s don`t say in front of your boss and there are thing`s kid`s shouldn`t say in front of their teachers.
  21. Profile photo of yblusky
    yblusky Male 30-39
    77 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:26 am
    sweet~ definitely worth a detention
  22. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Haha, that was a good one.
  23. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Bwaha that was so worth a detention.
  24. Profile photo of kokuryuha
    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:45 am
    LOL Oh GOD, that`s so awesome!!! XD
  25. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:45 am
    hehe that`s awesome!
  26. Profile photo of X196
    X196 Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 7:47 am
    i use that saying far too much. and i`m 18!

    he`ll be a party boy one day.

  27. Profile photo of _optimusmars
    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:48 am
    niiiice

  28. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:50 am
    I thought we were teaching kids to take advantage of an opportunity... I see that as opportunity seen and taken. Dalton will be rich someday.
  29. Profile photo of lambo54
    lambo54 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:57 am
    Dude. Nice.
  30. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:01 am
    I`d gladly accept that detention. I`d accept it with pride.
  31. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:02 am
    Wow. Detention for that? Pathetic.
  32. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:07 am
    who says the *that`s what she said* comment would have been a perverse comment?!

    she could have been referring to a tent peg or something!

  33. Profile photo of AaronBir
    AaronBir Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:09 am
    "White: Student", "Yellow: Teacher"? This school is racist!
  34. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:11 am
    beternal- "She"?
    AaronBir- Idiot....
  35. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:13 am
    haha thats great and I agree with boombox
  36. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:14 am
    It`s just who keeps what slip, not racist. DERP
  37. Profile photo of AaronBir
    AaronBir Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:15 am
    It was joke... You`re a bright one, chief.
  38. Profile photo of AaronBir
    AaronBir Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:21 am
    Ah... 13-17.... Stay in school, maxxb117. Unless, it`s racist, like this one.
  39. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:33 am
    LAWL.
    utter win
  40. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:37 am
    dont worry Aaron Bir i got the joke
  41. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:37 am
    If I ran that school he would have received a gold medal for that.
  42. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:41 am
    Utterly LOL-worthy.
  43. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:41 am
    If I hear one more goddam thats what she said joke I`m gonna start making a eunic of any male heard uttering the words.... it`s not original...clever...orfunny anymore. And it`s as attractive to women as WOW
  44. Profile photo of sporks_RULE_
    sporks_RULE_ Female 18-29
    102 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:43 am
    How is that detention worthy? It`s amazing!
  45. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:44 am
    holy drat. That is drating amazing. totally detention worthy
  46. Profile photo of AaronBir
    AaronBir Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:47 am
    Thanks, dave32891! Seriously... who doesn`t get that it was a reference to Lord of the Rings?! Seriously?.... now I`m just being stupid... I`m done.
  47. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:49 am
    Yeh we say it at any opertunity, teachers feel free to join in too..

    and its a lunchtime detention not an after school one =/

  48. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:51 am
    i wanna say a female gave that detention and say something sexist relating to how girls are prude but those look like man chicken scratches. so instead we have a sexist comment about how guys have shxtty handwriting
  49. Profile photo of yourneighbor
    yourneighbor Male 13-17
    53 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Parent Comments: Way to go, son! Good one!
  50. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:02 am
    lol! thats awsome.. and i know a hot chick that says thats what she said all the time :D
  51. Profile photo of littleyoyo
    littleyoyo Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:04 am
    thats punishing our freedom of speech!!!
  52. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:08 am
    you dont have freedom of speech in a public school.
    moron
  53. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:09 am
    lol, shinsvaka, maybe she should say "that`s what i said"
  54. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:13 am
    hah, if that happened to me, my parents would
    lol so hard.
  55. Profile photo of m0527j3
    m0527j3 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:15 am
    Alot of my teachers participate in the "That`s what she said" thing, so that is a little ridiculous. But that kid is so cool for doing that.
  56. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:15 am
    lol, i just woke up and that made me laugh.
  57. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:24 am
    What hideous handwriting! Dear God.
  58. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:32 am
    Teachers have no sence of humor at all, except of course all the cool/hot ones.
  59. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:36 am
    If my kid brought that back, I`d write in the comment section, "Ba dum tish!"
  60. Profile photo of davidb305
    davidb305 Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:58 am
    funny
  61. Profile photo of billy-bawb
    billy-bawb Male 18-29
    331 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:00 am
    fibericon u are a freak!
  62. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:06 am
    The comment may have inappropriate for a kid in jr. high, But did it deserve a detention and parent conference ?

    When did teachers become whiny little wimps ?
    In my day you`d have got your head stuck in a corner for 5 minutes and a stern warning. The humiliation would`ve been enough to solve the problem.

  63. Profile photo of er_um_agreed
    er_um_agreed Male 18-29
    25 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:07 am
    If my kid brought that home I`d put in the comments section: loosen the frick up, you humorless douchebags. lol.
  64. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:09 am
    kids in my class do that every period. once some kid was handling glue and said "Ew its gooey!" and somebody said "thats wat she said" and he didnt get in trouble. the teacher even laughed.
  65. Profile photo of Righteous_D
    Righteous_D Male 18-29
    84 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:25 am
    This kid is a hero. A HERO!!
  66. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:31 am
    "If I hear one more goddam thats what she said joke I`m gonna start making a eunic of any male heard uttering the words.... it`s not original...clever...orfunny anymore. And it`s as attractive to women as WOW"

    That`s what she said.

  67. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Anyone else see at the bottom
    White:Student Yellow:Teacher
  68. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:32 am
    ha, that was on my birthday :D
  69. Profile photo of Shufdog
    Shufdog Male 30-39
    137 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:38 am

    speedy_3909
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    109 Posts Monday, June 22, 2009 10:31:42 AM
    Anyone else see at the bottom
    White:Student Yellow:Teacher

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The student gets the white copy of the paper, the teacher gets the yellow copy.

  70. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 10:41 am
    this is what my entire apartment was about
  71. Profile photo of alleigh25
    alleigh25 Female 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 10:43 am
    "And it`s as attractive to women as WOW"
    Nah. "That`s what she said" can be funny sometimes.

    I absolutely don`t know why they would give the kid a detention for it, even a lunch detention. What school rule could that possibly break? Seriously.

  72. Profile photo of SoupaMario
    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Back in Jr. High my friend got a detention slip for "making a masturbation motion" and that`s what it said on the paper.

    We all laughed at how awkward the teacher probably felt writing that down.

  73. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:57 am
    weeniedog... bahahahaaahahha
  74. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:04 am
    I bet the principal laughed when he read that.
  75. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 11:05 am
    .....

    Maybe it would be a joke if it were funny.

  76. Profile photo of EmilyRose82
    EmilyRose82 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Ok, I`m in grad school for my masters in education, and if my students ever say "that`s what she said" I`ll be hard pressed to NOT laugh! The Office is one of my favorite shows of all time. I`ll have to tell the students not to say such things, but I don`t think I`d assign detention for it...
  77. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Ahahaaahaahhahahahahahahahahaa!

    Thats effin hilarious. It seems we have a Quagmire in our misdt.

  78. Profile photo of SanityInsane
    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Hell, getting a good "That`s what she said!" comment in is a mark of pride in my book. I`ve known teachers that have even used it.
  79. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:20 am
    If I were that principal I would give the kid a high five and send him back to class.
  80. Profile photo of kenneth7415
    kenneth7415 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:26 am
    Totally fair detention.
    It probably wasn`t the first time the kid did it anyway. And also the joke is not funny.
  81. Profile photo of Mondo48
    Mondo48 Male 18-29
    138 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:53 am
    not funny...hilarious
  82. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Detention? Totally worth it.
  83. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    lol
  84. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    ... Redmond junior high. By god, I`m glad I did not go there!
  85. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    June 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    LOL LOL! the teacher should suck it up (that`s what he said) and grow a sense of humor.
  86. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    "If I hear one more goddam thats what she said joke I`m gonna start making a eunic of any male heard uttering the words.... it`s not original...clever...orfunny anymore. And it`s as attractive to women as WOW"

    ... I`m attracted to WoW. And my guild on there, who is composed of mostly fine, married ladies, would agree. Sorry for turning this into a debate, but I hate the stereotype "Girls hate WoW". Or whatever you want to call it. I have met PLENTY of woman who play WoW, and I would go as far to say that most of them admitted that we are addicted to it.

  87. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Unfunny, unoriginal, over-used, immature joke. Glad this stupid kid got busted.
  88. Profile photo of frumgf
    frumgf Female 18-29
    164 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    cannibal, THATS WHAT SHE SAID
  89. Profile photo of RayManiac
    RayManiac Female 13-17
    2 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Hey, man, I actually know who got detention for that. No poo.
  90. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
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    June 22, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    Lame.
  91. Profile photo of TheFiggy
    TheFiggy Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Dude, I make "that`s what she said" jokes.

    How is it unattractive?

    It`s all in good (perverted) humor.

  92. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    i said it once. my teacher laughed
  93. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    brilliant, over reacting teacher
  94. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Sexual humor is not appropriate at this time in his life.
  95. Profile photo of TrippyZero
    TrippyZero Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Hello, professor Killjoy
  96. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    hahaha nice
  97. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    That guy = win

    I said that in class once. Everyone laughed apart from the teacher - who didn`t get it.

  98. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Wait, they contacted his parents through email? Lucky bastard. Back in my days, if you effed up and the school had to contact your parents, I had to talk to them over the phone and tell them what I did before the principal got on the line. Email? I only wish.
  99. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    That`s hilarious :D
  100. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Sexual humor is not appropriate at this time in his life.
  101. Profile photo of alexus2394
    alexus2394 Female 13-17
    291 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    lmao!!!! someone watches the office. :)
  102. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    June 22, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    LOL that`s really funny but with all the `no tolerance` stuff in school because a lot of people who ruined it for others makes it hard not to punish. I mean a kid can`t even blow a kiss to his Mom whiles graduating for Christ sakes. I hate what this world has become.
  103. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    ghostofme - "Wait, they contacted his parents through email? Lucky bastard. Back in my days, if you effed up and the school had to contact your parents, I had to talk to them over the phone and tell them what I did before the principal got on the line. Email? I only wish."

    Back in my day, They`d send a a message by morse code. That`s the way it was and we liked it!

  104. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Weird, my third period teacher would make `thats what she said` jokes a lot. She also would tell us stories about how she used to prank her college roomate by taking a piss in her shampoo & kool-aid.

    She was also pretty hot, and trust me none of what i said was fake.

  105. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    Way to go!
  106. Profile photo of Catx
    Catx Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Wow. That`s great. I wonder were this happened. I have a teacher named Krause when I was in high school.
  107. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Heh, I guess the teacher was having a bad day, when kids in my class said that they`d jsut get an exasperated glare but nothing more. Then again she did the same when calling each other "jews" was cool... :/
  108. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    My friend got deention for farting on the bus.
    the principal was the Gym teacher that day (substitute) and my friend walked in and the principal just started cracking up.
  109. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Nice one kid. ;]
  110. Profile photo of Solfille
    Solfille Female 13-17
    72 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    I say that all the time, lolz.
  111. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    lol....fantastic...
  112. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    Are you f`n kidding me?
  113. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    To the person below me:

    Thats what she said

  114. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    lol, i actually got a detention from that, i used to say it like 24/7 in cllass and then i guess my teacher looked it up on the internet and i continued to say it and i got a detention, non-nice individual teacher...
  115. Profile photo of Istayhigh
    Istayhigh Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 22, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    How in the hell was that an innocent comment?

    ;p

  116. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    lmfao nice
  117. Profile photo of evlmnkyninja
    evlmnkyninja Female 13-17
    173 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    That`s awesome.
    I salute the one who was privileged with the detention.
    my hat would be off to you if i wore one.
  118. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    It may not be an innocent comment, but does it deserve a detention!? Surely we should be encouraging quick wit and humour?
  119. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    that `joke` sucks, i`m sick of it. it`s worse than git-r-done.
  120. Profile photo of Squarks
    Squarks Male 18-29
    98 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Althoug I hate the over-used joke, its hardly detention worthy
  121. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    ROFL
  122. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    It`s just a lunch detention. He doesn`t even have to stay after school. He just doesn`t get to sit with his friends at lunch for one day. Seems worth it.
  123. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    "lmao!!!! someone watches the office. :)"

    Let`s get one thing straight. "That`s what she said" is much bigger than The Office could ever hope to be. It did not originate from there and will live on long after the demise of that mediocre sitcom.

  124. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    wow my friends and i (7-10 guys and 2-3 girls) make those comments ALL THE TIME even in class and the teachers do nothing.
    sucks for them XD
  125. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    PS the office sucks.
  126. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    B Lunch??? is there A lunch and C Lunch etc?
  127. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    Should have been expelled... and tasered, maybe kicked in the head a couple of times too.
  128. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    wow i wonder where the pic of the teacher who wrote that is i`ll take a guess of the 40 year old crazy cat lady.
  129. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    F u mona!!!!!!!!!

    ban her

    and yeah ive getting in trouble myself with that one too.

  130. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    white student and yellow teacher? black principal? brown janitor? pink cook?
  131. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    The stick up her butt has a stick up IT`s butt!
  132. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    Haha. I say that phrase all the time :D And lolz at the bottom
  133. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    Seriously?

    Some of the teachers at my old high school would`ve laughed at that. No reason for det- Ohhhh Middle School. It all makes sense now.

  134. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    LMAO.. i would of laughed SO hard if i had heard that...
  135. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    My students have said worse...WAY worse.

    And it`s awesome that parents are emailed about detentions. I wish my mom could have been emailed when I was school. Email is the enemy to my mother.

  136. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 12:18 am
    I forgot how much more uptight middle school is than high school and such...
  137. Profile photo of Concordia19
    Concordia19 Female 13-17
    68 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:15 am
    The bottom made me laugh the most. I don`t think they should label the students and teachers by the colour of there skin! lol.
  138. Profile photo of MrsBren
    MrsBren Female 18-29
    35 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:32 am
    I graduated just in time before schools ended up this bad. I happened to make a lot of corny sex jokes- that`s what teens do! Geeze!
  139. Profile photo of Douchebagman
    Douchebagman Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:48 am
    @concordia

    The colors indicate what copy is what... so the student got a white copy of the slip while the teacher has the original yellow copy

  140. Profile photo of tatyana
    tatyana Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 3:54 am
    Concordia cannot be serious.

    *facepalm*

  141. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 4:23 am
    well, maybe it was for a standup gig... he has to report to the stage.
  142. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 4:33 am
    concordia you are just as wonderful as the picture
  143. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 4:39 am
    Oh wow i would actually be proud.
  144. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 5:41 am
    LOL. I never get sick of that line
  145. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:01 am
    Ah ha ha that is great. Teacher needs to get a sense of humor.

    And damn you Concordia19! I was gonna say that!

  146. Profile photo of lem0n
    lem0n Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:05 am
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD. THAT IS AMAZING.
  147. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:11 am
    i love that kid
    teachers should get a sense of humour though
  148. Profile photo of hibiscuslc
    hibiscuslc Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:16 am
    @DVLD

    Yes, there are different lunches. My old high school had three lunches: A, B, and C.

  149. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:46 am
    My school lunches just go 1, 2, 3, 4 :/
  150. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:46 am
    Or probably better, First, Second, Third, Fourth.
  151. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:57 am
    Hahaha! I usually don`t like the "That`s what she said!"-jokes, but that one is amazingly well placed.
  152. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 6:58 am
    LOL... nice, kid!
  153. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Give that kid a fu*king Gold Star!

  154. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:55 am
    that was a once in a life time setup, it would be a crime not to say that..
  155. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:56 am
    ive had teachers that use that joke, some good memories with that one phrase.
  156. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:38 am
    LOL on the bottom of the note...WHITE student and YELLOW teaher!!haha
  157. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:10 am
    that kid=my hero
  158. Profile photo of TacoForPaco
    TacoForPaco Male 13-17
    27 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:57 am
    This kid is my role model.
  159. Profile photo of MoxDucky
    MoxDucky Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:07 am
    HA HA! that kid got detention on my birthday ! nice!
  160. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 11:57 am
    hahahaa, epic win on his part.
    the teachers at my school don`t care when we say that, especially since i`ve had one or two use it themselves.
  161. Profile photo of hilaious_h
    hilaious_h Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    lmfao thanks iab...that made my day
  162. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Wah Ha HA HA, good on ya
  163. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    LOL.
  164. Profile photo of xoTreesha
    xoTreesha Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    Haha, yeah, that`s so worth detention.
  165. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    I have a teacher who will let us do virtually what ever we want, including playing Onslaught, but the instant you say "thats what she said" its a detention. All my other teachers are the exact opposite.
  166. Profile photo of JumpRope
    JumpRope Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    that was super effective
  167. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    If that were my son, he`d have just earned himself double allowance that week.
  168. Profile photo of koolaidman1
    koolaidman1 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:03 am
    HAHA, My math teacher gave me in school AND detention for saying " That`s What she said" When he said " I like Where your head is at"
  169. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:12 am
    my friend got a detention for one after "that was hard last night" reffering to the homework
  170. Profile photo of herschey
    herschey Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Atta boy.
  171. Profile photo of t0zzic
    t0zzic Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    good idea, but could be fake.. how do we know the person didn`t just write that down for sh.its and giggles?
  172. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    Just because the teacher gave a detention doesn`t mean they don`t have a sense of humour. The kid disrupted the class, there has to be consequences. The teacher still probably enjoyed the joke later, though.
  173. Profile photo of silver_speak
    silver_speak Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    My teachers just gave us kids strange looks when we said things like that in class.

    I had a friend stand on his desk in the middle of class and shout "PENIS" mournfully at the ceiling, and he got in no trouble at all.

  174. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    LOL I,d keep this paper forever if it was mine.
  175. Profile photo of muller654
    muller654 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 12:17 am
    Whats "white: Student Yellow: Teacher" mean??
  176. Profile photo of matchstick
    matchstick Female 30-39
    62 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:42 am
    I`m glad I`m not in school now, I used to write up fake "licenses to kill" on looseleaf paper in sixth grade. I don`t think that would be seen as funny anymore.
    No wonder all our comics come from Canada now.
  177. Profile photo of keirramazuki
    keirramazuki Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Woow.
    Are you guys idiots?
    Haa.
    White: Student = White slip goes to the student.
    Yellow: Teacher = Yellow slip goes to the teacher.
    For record keeping?
  178. Profile photo of narroc
    narroc Female 13-17
    22 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    haHA white; student and yellow;teacher= cacasioans learn from asians?
  179. Profile photo of gabberz411
    gabberz411 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    AHAHA.

    My American History History teacher is too funny.
    Someone said "Ew! Your bald, Mr.C!" (Even though he just shaves his head)

    And he`s all, "Your Mom didnt mind..."
    :))

  180. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    That is hilarious. The teacher was probably having a bad day, or the kid is a constant disruption, still funny nonetheless.

    When I was in school, the teacher wouldn`t let me go to the bathroom, so I went anyway. He laughs when I come back and tells me "you should get a shirt that says `no fear` on it!" then hands me a referral for 3 days of in school suspension. That was almost 10 years ago. Teachers have become really sensitive, imo.

  181. Profile photo of TheHaystack
    TheHaystack Male 13-17
    81 posts
    June 27, 2009 at 10:19 pm
    That’s nothing, this year i got sent to the office for hiding little green army men around my high school. They caught me and my friend on camera. We got them all over the place!!
  182. Profile photo of xDreamahx
    xDreamahx Female 13-17
    2 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    i got a detention for using vaseline.. i was outside what wrong with that..
  183. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 20, 2009 at 9:44 am
    Photo not available :@.

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