Best Reason For A School Detention Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

You"re going to give this kid an after-school detention for having a sense of humor? He should get a merit award.
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Male 233
Photo not available :@.
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Female 2
i got a detention for using vaseline.. i was outside what wrong with that..
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Male 81
That’s nothing, this year i got sent to the office for hiding little green army men around my high school. They caught me and my friend on camera. We got them all over the place!!
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Female 1,593
That is hilarious. The teacher was probably having a bad day, or the kid is a constant disruption, still funny nonetheless.

When I was in school, the teacher wouldn`t let me go to the bathroom, so I went anyway. He laughs when I come back and tells me "you should get a shirt that says `no fear` on it!" then hands me a referral for 3 days of in school suspension. That was almost 10 years ago. Teachers have become really sensitive, imo.

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Female 5
AHAHA.

My American History History teacher is too funny.
Someone said "Ew! Your bald, Mr.C!" (Even though he just shaves his head)

And he`s all, "Your Mom didnt mind..."
:))

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Female 22
haHA white; student and yellow;teacher= cacasioans learn from asians?
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Female 1
Woow.
Are you guys idiots?
Haa.
White: Student = White slip goes to the student.
Yellow: Teacher = Yellow slip goes to the teacher.
For record keeping?
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Female 62
I`m glad I`m not in school now, I used to write up fake "licenses to kill" on looseleaf paper in sixth grade. I don`t think that would be seen as funny anymore.
No wonder all our comics come from Canada now.
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Male 56
Whats "white: Student Yellow: Teacher" mean??
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Female 260
LOL I,d keep this paper forever if it was mine.
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Female 69
My teachers just gave us kids strange looks when we said things like that in class.

I had a friend stand on his desk in the middle of class and shout "PENIS" mournfully at the ceiling, and he got in no trouble at all.

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Female 673
Just because the teacher gave a detention doesn`t mean they don`t have a sense of humour. The kid disrupted the class, there has to be consequences. The teacher still probably enjoyed the joke later, though.
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Male 44
good idea, but could be fake.. how do we know the person didn`t just write that down for sh.its and giggles?
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Male 13
Atta boy.
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Male 599
my friend got a detention for one after "that was hard last night" reffering to the homework
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Male 4
HAHA, My math teacher gave me in school AND detention for saying " That`s What she said" When he said " I like Where your head is at"
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Male 838
If that were my son, he`d have just earned himself double allowance that week.
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Male 170
that was super effective
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Male 168
I have a teacher who will let us do virtually what ever we want, including playing Onslaught, but the instant you say "thats what she said" its a detention. All my other teachers are the exact opposite.
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Female 77
Haha, yeah, that`s so worth detention.
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Male 1,064
LOL.
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Male 4,807
Wah Ha HA HA, good on ya
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Female 8
lmfao thanks iab...that made my day
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Female 2,044
hahahaa, epic win on his part.
the teachers at my school don`t care when we say that, especially since i`ve had one or two use it themselves.
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Female 18
HA HA! that kid got detention on my birthday ! nice!
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Male 27
This kid is my role model.
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Female 176
that kid=my hero
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Male 426
LOL on the bottom of the note...WHITE student and YELLOW teaher!!haha
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Male 1,140
ive had teachers that use that joke, some good memories with that one phrase.
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Male 1,140
that was a once in a life time setup, it would be a crime not to say that..
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Female 1,436
Give that kid a fu*king Gold Star!

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Male 2,552
LOL... nice, kid!
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Male 2,552
Hahaha! I usually don`t like the "That`s what she said!"-jokes, but that one is amazingly well placed.
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Male 404
Or probably better, First, Second, Third, Fourth.
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Male 404
My school lunches just go 1, 2, 3, 4 :/
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Female 23
@DVLD

Yes, there are different lunches. My old high school had three lunches: A, B, and C.

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Male 155
i love that kid
teachers should get a sense of humour though
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Female 55
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD. THAT IS AMAZING.
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Female 165
Ah ha ha that is great. Teacher needs to get a sense of humor.

And damn you Concordia19! I was gonna say that!

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Female 859
LOL. I never get sick of that line
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Male 1,718
Oh wow i would actually be proud.
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Male 480
concordia you are just as wonderful as the picture
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Male 162
well, maybe it was for a standup gig... he has to report to the stage.
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Female 23
Concordia cannot be serious.

*facepalm*

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Male 6
@concordia

The colors indicate what copy is what... so the student got a white copy of the slip while the teacher has the original yellow copy

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Female 35
I graduated just in time before schools ended up this bad. I happened to make a lot of corny sex jokes- that`s what teens do! Geeze!
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Female 68
The bottom made me laugh the most. I don`t think they should label the students and teachers by the colour of there skin! lol.
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Female 4,028
I forgot how much more uptight middle school is than high school and such...
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Female 713
My students have said worse...WAY worse.

And it`s awesome that parents are emailed about detentions. I wish my mom could have been emailed when I was school. Email is the enemy to my mother.

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Female 5,222
LMAO.. i would of laughed SO hard if i had heard that...
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Female 15,763
Seriously?

Some of the teachers at my old high school would`ve laughed at that. No reason for det- Ohhhh Middle School. It all makes sense now.

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Male 316
Haha. I say that phrase all the time :D And lolz at the bottom
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Male 15,832
The stick up her butt has a stick up IT`s butt!
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Male 690
white student and yellow teacher? black principal? brown janitor? pink cook?
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Male 3,296
F u mona!!!!!!!!!

ban her

and yeah ive getting in trouble myself with that one too.

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Male 157
wow i wonder where the pic of the teacher who wrote that is i`ll take a guess of the 40 year old crazy cat lady.
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Male 2,582
Should have been expelled... and tasered, maybe kicked in the head a couple of times too.
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Male 612
B Lunch??? is there A lunch and C Lunch etc?
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Female 901
PS the office sucks.
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Female 901
wow my friends and i (7-10 guys and 2-3 girls) make those comments ALL THE TIME even in class and the teachers do nothing.
sucks for them XD
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Male 3,755
"lmao!!!! someone watches the office. :)"

Let`s get one thing straight. "That`s what she said" is much bigger than The Office could ever hope to be. It did not originate from there and will live on long after the demise of that mediocre sitcom.

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Male 3,755
It`s just a lunch detention. He doesn`t even have to stay after school. He just doesn`t get to sit with his friends at lunch for one day. Seems worth it.
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Male 756
ROFL
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Male 98
Althoug I hate the over-used joke, its hardly detention worthy
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Female 778
that `joke` sucks, i`m sick of it. it`s worse than git-r-done.
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Male 8,300
It may not be an innocent comment, but does it deserve a detention!? Surely we should be encouraging quick wit and humour?
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Female 173
That`s awesome.
I salute the one who was privileged with the detention.
my hat would be off to you if i wore one.
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Male 281
lmfao nice
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Female 1
How in the hell was that an innocent comment?

;p

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Male 394
lol, i actually got a detention from that, i used to say it like 24/7 in cllass and then i guess my teacher looked it up on the internet and i continued to say it and i got a detention, non-nice individual teacher...
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Male 15,510
To the person below me:

Thats what she said

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Male 807
Are you f`n kidding me?
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Male 3,915
lol....fantastic...
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Female 72
I say that all the time, lolz.
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Female 519
Nice one kid. ;]
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Male 394
My friend got deention for farting on the bus.
the principal was the Gym teacher that day (substitute) and my friend walked in and the principal just started cracking up.
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Female 779
Heh, I guess the teacher was having a bad day, when kids in my class said that they`d jsut get an exasperated glare but nothing more. Then again she did the same when calling each other "jews" was cool... :/
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Male 5,189
...That`s what she said..... :|
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Male 189
Wow. That`s great. I wonder were this happened. I have a teacher named Krause when I was in high school.
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Female 2,289
Way to go!
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Male 533
Weird, my third period teacher would make `thats what she said` jokes a lot. She also would tell us stories about how she used to prank her college roomate by taking a piss in her shampoo & kool-aid.

She was also pretty hot, and trust me none of what i said was fake.

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Male 619
ghostofme - "Wait, they contacted his parents through email? Lucky bastard. Back in my days, if you effed up and the school had to contact your parents, I had to talk to them over the phone and tell them what I did before the principal got on the line. Email? I only wish."

Back in my day, They`d send a a message by morse code. That`s the way it was and we liked it!

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Female 1,063
LOL that`s really funny but with all the `no tolerance` stuff in school because a lot of people who ruined it for others makes it hard not to punish. I mean a kid can`t even blow a kiss to his Mom whiles graduating for Christ sakes. I hate what this world has become.
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Female 291
lmao!!!! someone watches the office. :)
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Male 10,855
Sexual humor is not appropriate at this time in his life.
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Female 133
That`s hilarious :D
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Male 516
Wait, they contacted his parents through email? Lucky bastard. Back in my days, if you effed up and the school had to contact your parents, I had to talk to them over the phone and tell them what I did before the principal got on the line. Email? I only wish.
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Male 2,159
That guy = win

I said that in class once. Everyone laughed apart from the teacher - who didn`t get it.

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Female 414
hahaha nice
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Male 60
Hello, professor Killjoy
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Male 10,855
Sexual humor is not appropriate at this time in his life.
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Male 1,357
brilliant, over reacting teacher
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Male 483
i said it once. my teacher laughed
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Female 63
Dude, I make "that`s what she said" jokes.

How is it unattractive?

It`s all in good (perverted) humor.

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Male 1,505
Lame.
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Female 2
Hey, man, I actually know who got detention for that. No poo.
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Female 164
cannibal, THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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Male 1,550
Unfunny, unoriginal, over-used, immature joke. Glad this stupid kid got busted.
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Female 430
"If I hear one more goddam thats what she said joke I`m gonna start making a eunic of any male heard uttering the words.... it`s not original...clever...orfunny anymore. And it`s as attractive to women as WOW"

... I`m attracted to WoW. And my guild on there, who is composed of mostly fine, married ladies, would agree. Sorry for turning this into a debate, but I hate the stereotype "Girls hate WoW". Or whatever you want to call it. I have met PLENTY of woman who play WoW, and I would go as far to say that most of them admitted [including myself] that we are addicted to it.

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Male 904
LOL LOL! the teacher should suck it up (that`s what he said) and grow a sense of humor.
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Female 430
... Redmond junior high. By god, I`m glad I did not go there!
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Female 2,695
lol
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Male 342
Detention? Totally worth it.
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Male 138
not funny...hilarious
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Male 81
Totally fair detention.
It probably wasn`t the first time the kid did it anyway. And also the joke is not funny.
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Male 462
If I were that principal I would give the kid a high five and send him back to class.
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Female 150
Hell, getting a good "That`s what she said!" comment in is a mark of pride in my book. I`ve known teachers that have even used it.
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Female 74
Ahahaaahaahhahahahahahahahahaa!

Thats effin hilarious. It seems we have a Quagmire in our misdt.

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Female 128
Ok, I`m in grad school for my masters in education, and if my students ever say "that`s what she said" I`ll be hard pressed to NOT laugh! The Office is one of my favorite shows of all time. I`ll have to tell the students not to say such things, but I don`t think I`d assign detention for it...
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Male 1,184
.....

Maybe it would be a joke if it were funny.

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Male 3,755
I bet the principal laughed when he read that.
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Female 2,509
weeniedog... bahahahaaahahha
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Male 221
Back in Jr. High my friend got a detention slip for "making a masturbation motion" and that`s what it said on the paper.

We all laughed at how awkward the teacher probably felt writing that down.

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Female 5
"And it`s as attractive to women as WOW"
Nah. "That`s what she said" can be funny sometimes.

I absolutely don`t know why they would give the kid a detention for it, even a lunch detention. What school rule could that possibly break? Seriously.

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Male 740
this is what my entire apartment was about
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Male 137

speedy_3909
Male, 13-17, Southern US
109 Posts Monday, June 22, 2009 10:31:42 AM
Anyone else see at the bottom
White:Student Yellow:Teacher

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The student gets the white copy of the paper, the teacher gets the yellow copy.

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Female 718
ha, that was on my birthday :D
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Male 360
Anyone else see at the bottom
White:Student Yellow:Teacher
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Male 180
"If I hear one more goddam thats what she said joke I`m gonna start making a eunic of any male heard uttering the words.... it`s not original...clever...orfunny anymore. And it`s as attractive to women as WOW"

That`s what she said.

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Male 84
This kid is a hero. A HERO!!
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Female 1,043
kids in my class do that every period. once some kid was handling glue and said "Ew its gooey!" and somebody said "thats wat she said" and he didnt get in trouble. the teacher even laughed.
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Male 25
If my kid brought that home I`d put in the comments section: loosen the frick up, you humorless douchebags. lol.
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Male 17,511
The comment may have inappropriate for a kid in jr. high, But did it deserve a detention and parent conference ?

When did teachers become whiny little wimps ?
In my day you`d have got your head stuck in a corner for 5 minutes and a stern warning. The humiliation would`ve been enough to solve the problem.

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Male 331
fibericon u are a freak!
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Male 63
funny
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Male 101
If my kid brought that back, I`d write in the comment section, "Ba dum tish!"
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Female 9,572
Teachers have no sence of humor at all, except of course all the cool/hot ones.
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Female 192
What hideous handwriting! Dear God.
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Female 761
lol, i just woke up and that made me laugh.
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Female 243
Alot of my teachers participate in the "That`s what she said" thing, so that is a little ridiculous. But that kid is so cool for doing that.
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Female 241
hah, if that happened to me, my parents would
lol so hard.
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Male 814
lol, shinsvaka, maybe she should say "that`s what i said"
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Male 1,182
you dont have freedom of speech in a public school.
moron
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Male 57
thats punishing our freedom of speech!!!
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Male 308
lol! thats awsome.. and i know a hot chick that says thats what she said all the time :D
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Male 53
Parent Comments: Way to go, son! Good one!
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Male 2,591
i wanna say a female gave that detention and say something sexist relating to how girls are prude but those look like man chicken scratches. so instead we have a sexist comment about how guys have shxtty handwriting
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Male 1,361
Yeh we say it at any opertunity, teachers feel free to join in too..

and its a lunchtime detention not an after school one =/

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Male 5
Thanks, dave32891! Seriously... who doesn`t get that it was a reference to Lord of the Rings?! Seriously?.... now I`m just being stupid... I`m done.
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Female 64
holy drat. That is drating amazing. totally detention worthy
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Female 102
How is that detention worthy? It`s amazing!
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Female 1,112
If I hear one more goddam thats what she said joke I`m gonna start making a eunic of any male heard uttering the words.... it`s not original...clever...orfunny anymore. And it`s as attractive to women as WOW
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Male 967
Utterly LOL-worthy.
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Male 4,680
If I ran that school he would have received a gold medal for that.
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Male 541
dont worry Aaron Bir i got the joke
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Male 931
LAWL.
utter win
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Male 5
Ah... 13-17.... Stay in school, maxxb117. Unless, it`s racist, like this one.
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Male 5
It was joke... You`re a bright one, chief.
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Female 536
It`s just who keeps what slip, not racist. DERP
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Male 818
haha thats great and I agree with boombox
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Male 387
beternal- "She"?
AaronBir- Idiot....
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Male 5
"White: Student", "Yellow: Teacher"? This school is racist!
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Male 2,586
who says the *that`s what she said* comment would have been a perverse comment?!

she could have been referring to a tent peg or something!

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Female 676
Wow. Detention for that? Pathetic.
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Male 1,232
I`d gladly accept that detention. I`d accept it with pride.
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Male 61
Dude. Nice.
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Male 864
I thought we were teaching kids to take advantage of an opportunity... I see that as opportunity seen and taken. Dalton will be rich someday.
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Male 103
niiiice

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Male 96
i use that saying far too much. and i`m 18!

he`ll be a party boy one day.

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Male 1,148
hehe that`s awesome!
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Female 208
LOL Oh GOD, that`s so awesome!!! XD
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Male 2,862
Bwaha that was so worth a detention.
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Male 2,028
Haha, that was a good one.
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Male 76
sweet~ definitely worth a detention
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Female 2,509
ah, another lesson in appropriateness. There are things adult`s don`t say in front of your boss and there are thing`s kid`s shouldn`t say in front of their teachers.
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Female 961
nice
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Male 1
i know that kid
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Male 157
use it for good, not evil!

in the wrong hands.. it proves devastating...

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Male 1,647

LMFAO. Really? Oy. Worth a detention.

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Male 13
thats so stupid. but what kinda name is dalton?
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Male 106
now you see the dangers of "thats what she said"
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Male 844
lol, that was funny "thats what she said"
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Male 148
dont get it
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Female 1,095
My high school teachers would have totally laughed at that. Hell most of them would have said it themselves. Whoever said that innocent comment walked straight into that.
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Male 163
i agree that kids these days need more discipline but that is crazy to have detention for that
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Female 187
He got detention for this?? sheesh people need to lighten up; i know guys who put "that`s what she said" at the end of everything, or say things like "your mom needs to push it in further". I frankly think his timing was perfect :)
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Male 3,058
Times have certainly changed.

The vast majority of my teachers, both male and female would have laughed at that, and the ones that didn`t certainly wouldn`t have given a detention for it.

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Female 101
nice.
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Male 12,138
vv "SECOND!"

Barnshaw, you`ve been temp banned not once, but twice before for yelling "F1RST!". And if there`s anything that could possibly be even lamer than crying "F1RST!" it`s crying "SECOND!". Especially when you should know better by now.

Clear out your desk on the way out, wouldya?

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Female 535
a detention for that??? my teachers would have high fived me for that poo.
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Female 118
Oh god that`s awesome.
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Male 5
SECOND!
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Male 1,129
haha.... Classic
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Male 20,916
Link: Best Reason For A School Detention Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`re going to give this kid an after-school detention for having a sense of humor? He should get a merit award.
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