Bad Tattoo Of The Day: Independence Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

At least on July 4, he doesn"t look like a complete moron.
There are 104 comments:
Male 81
USA!! USA!! USA!!
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Female 49
I remember seeing this man on television once. He was an immigrant, if I recall correctly, and he did this to show his complete loyalty and love for America. So, my verdict is: Tattoos on face=stupid, but this guy+tattoo on face=makes sense.
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Male 2,788
It looks like marker or paint.
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Female 169
@Concetra - Oh sure, now lets argue whos flag looks worse.
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Male 322
Hey, on the bright side, if this guy goes to war...

After his body is riddled with so many holes that it`s unidentifiable, at least you can look at his face to know what country he`s from.

Also, don`t send him on undercover missions.

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Male 2,050
"who would drat their face up with that flag... oh..."

The British flag looks absolutely terrible. So, please do me a favor and go drat yourself.

But, clearly this man is an idiot.

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Male 721
who would drat their face up with that flag... oh...
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Female 1,413
doesnt look real. marker or something maybe?
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Male 123
Noooooooo!
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Male 3,842
For the less mathematically inclined: Paul included leap years. The fourth of july does not come every 365 days, rather, it comes four times every 1461 days because you need to add a day every four years for leap year.

Pretty bright for a 13-17 year old. There may yet be a future for our country.

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Male 287
Heh, I got it Paul. Well done.

(the world will end december 20th or whatever 2012. It`s fact. xD)

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Male 1,815
lloyd doesn`t understand ratios, and I don`t even know what kind of equation paul made to come up with his comparison.
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Male 358
its not all bad ^^. and 1/365 us rigth cause in two year its gonna be 2/830 wich is 1/365
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Male 670
"Great, 1/365th of his life will work out."

I think you mean 4/1461. :D

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Male 98
is he only going to live for a year opie?
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Female 15,763
Great, 1/365th of his life will work out.
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Female 1,186
Anyone else tempted to pull that nose ring from his nostrils in an incredibly violent fashion?
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Male 13,624
geeta25 - go knit a hat or something and stop wandering about spamming all n sundry eh?
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Male 5,190
I see what he did.
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Male 150
Trashy =D
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Female 4,197
wow, patriotic much
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Female 1,593
"the USA colors are in the wrong order TT" i`m not exactly sure if it matters but that`s what i`ve been taught and how it is whenever someone says it."

Had he put the USA in red white and blue vs blue white and red, you wouldn`t see the U and A very well against the red and blue areas.

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Male 5,314
he`s a better patriot than i
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Female 901
and i`m pretty sure it DOES matter if the stripes are horizontal or vertical. but this is a SIDEWAYS flag you doofus TT"
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Female 901
the USA colors are in the wrong order TT" i`m not exactly sure if it matters but that`s what i`ve been taught and how it is whenever someone says it.
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Male 438
America! The best democracy lobbyist can buy.
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Male 73
"It doesn`t matter whether the stripes are horizontal or vertical; the stars ALWAYS go top left."

Turn your head 90 Degrees Clockwise.

or maybe he just prefers to lie down a lot ^^

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Female 1,436
*Grabs a box of fireworks and hands him half

Happy 4th of July!!

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Male 18
"It doesn`t matter whether the stripes are horizontal or vertical; the stars ALWAYS go top left."

Turn your head 90 Degrees Clockwise.

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Female 713
Ameeeerica Ameeeerica! I`m sure it`s illegal to pierce the flag.
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Male 2,125
Looks like paint...
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Male 15,832
It doesn`t matter whether the stripes are horizontal or vertical; the stars ALWAYS go top left. It`s right when he looks in a mirror, but then all the text is backwards. Also, the eyelids make me suspect this isn`t really a tattoo -- just marker pen.
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Male 2,034
"surely the stars are on the wrong side?"

Yep. When you hang a flag vertically, the stars are supposed to be on the upper left. This guy fails miserably. Unless you count that when he`s looking in a mirror it`s correct...

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Male 697
surely the stars are on the wrong side?
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Female 457
Wow... talk about an epic fail! I love my country, but when will people get it into their pointy, little heads that if we stop fitting the stereotype of obnoxious Americans, the rest of the world may actually like us?! Whenever I`ve traveled abroad, no one believes that I could possibly be American. Why? Because I`m quiet, polite, and well spoken. Qualities that this dude obviously knows nothing about. :)
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Female 89
parts of it just don`t look like a tattoo to me...
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Male 3,425
He may as well just throw away his passport, he ain`t goin` nowhere outside of the US.
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Male 195
hmmm... i thing going anywhere out of the USA will get you shot up now buddy
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Female 410
"you yanks are bloody crazy sometimes you know that don`t you`s"

Yes, crazy like William Wallace! "Go back to England and tell them... (America) is free!"
"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."

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Female 241
luz.
he may love america, but now he`s never gonna
get a job in it.
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Female 138
I think that`s pretty impressive, odd as hell, but impressive.
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Male 4,793
rofl fancylady, i`ll second that notion.
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Female 64
wow. he really drating fails.
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Male 525
Twat, you yanks are bloody crazy sometimes you know that don`t you`s
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Male 131
Down here in Holland everybody would laugh at him.

XD

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Female 1,231
Facial tattoos =/= win

=[

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Female 864
is this a tattoo or is his face just painted ? If it`s a tattoo he should do some traveling ,people all over the world LOVE Americans especially when they advertise how awesome they are .
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Female 173
someone`s dedicated.
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Female 1,380
maybe he`s going to a bruce springsteen concert...
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Male 29
He looks intelligent -.-..and still has his baby front teeth it looks like. Plonker
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Male 345
You lost me,what does a man with a face tattoo have to do with pride for your country?
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Male 1,361
I sewiously doubt this is a tattoo =/
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Female 723
He looks native american; therefore, all win!
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Male 1,598
No. Even on July 4 people will still think he takes it a little too far.
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Male 35
He`s got the flag right, its just rotated. It`s longways down his face, not across it.
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Female 9,402
This picture makes me so proud of my country.
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Male 814
hehe...TheManJT, just knock him over on his side and the stars will be in the top left
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Male 292
"Aren`t the stars on the American flag on the left?? Although i spose when he looks in a mirror it will look right"

The flag is going from top to bottom, not left to right. That`s why the stripes are vertical

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Female 24
what the drat is with the frankenstein-esque scar on the left side? It doesn`t really fit.
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Male 845
looks like face paint not tattoos imo
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Female 1,894
he looks native american.
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Female 19
Wtf! I can`t even see my pretty face covered up in all that ink! *YUCK* :-P
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Male 66
Aren`t the stars on the American flag on the left?? Although i spose when he looks in a mirror it will look right
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Male 156
ewww! i wince at this.

he should get a star contact lens in that left eye and finish the job.

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Male 101
lol i would have wet myself if some of the words were spelt wrong
anyway what is the point of tis tat if you ask me hes a bit too patriotic i mean thats good and all but this has gone too far wayyy to far.


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Male 302
craigf89
"being truthfull i`m not shocked at all, just seems......typical"

99.9% of Europeans do not know that 57% of Americans have patriotic face tattoos. Congratulations on being part of that 0.1%

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Male 15,510
Every American president should do it too
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Female 1,545
Please tell me that`s just painted on.
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Female 133
ENGLANNDDD!!!!
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Male 335
@ sobored123 :
my point is not only is it a stupid tattoo, he did it wrong.
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Female 343
Uhh yeh. It`s cool to be patriotic and stuff, but really. This is overkill.
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Male 4
what a jackass
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Male 4
mystreT...who the drat cares?...really.
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Male 108
being truthfull i`m not shocked at all, just seems......typical
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Male 257
For the Lulz! :D
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Male 4
what a jackass
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Male 355
Nice, but i prefer to be cool the rest of the 364 days of the year
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Male 335
@ ultimakew: (i said standard when I should have said union). the Blue Union is ALWAYS on the upper left (the flags right) side. Always, regardless of portrait or landscape display.

source: http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/flagetiq.... #8.

"When the flag is displayed in a manner other than by being flown from a staff, it should be displayed flat, whether indoors or out. When displayed either horizontally or vertically against a wall, the union should be uppermost and to the flag`s own right, that is, to the observer`s left. When displayed in a window it should be displayed in the same way, that is with the union or blue field to the left of the observer in the street. When festoons, rosettes or drapings are desired, bunting of blue, white and red should be used, but never the flag."

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Male 155
oh Canada
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Female 13
god i cant stop laughing, he is soo.... stupid:D but yeah USA USA USA USA!!!
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Male 864
"Uncle Sam`s lesser known brother Cletus."

Classic

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Male 864
I wonder if he ever looks in the mirror and thinks, "I could have an XBox."
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Male 2,552
Wow... just--wow...
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Male 833
@mystreT: the flag is in the portrait position instead of the normal landscape. the stripes are vertical instead of horizontal. if you were to put it in the landscape position everything would be in the proper place to those viewing it.
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Male 3,756
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Male 4,393
no
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Male 252
His facial features make him look Native American, so i`ll go ahead and say that he`s mocking the phrase land of the free and all the patriotism.
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Male 335
it could be said he has the flag wrong. We looking at a flag, the blue standard is ALWAYS on the upper left corner. It would be correct to him (blue standard on his left side) but to everyone looking AT him, it is wrong. depends how you see it I guess.
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Male 462
Uncle Sam`s lesser known brother Cletus.
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Female 931
hahahaha missing a tooth too. adds to the fun :p
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Male 260
I thought the "USA" bit was good...then I scrolled down and seen it was on his face...dayum.
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Male 2,619
I sincerely hope someones stabs him in the eye
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Female 11
Actually, JJXanadu, I think its way too patriotic too. who in there right mind would get that on their face? I understand On the arm or leg, hell, maybe even the chest, but the entire face?
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Male 58
did no one else notice the flag is wrong? unless he wanted it to look like the flag was hanging straight down, then its right
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Male 4,867
JJXanadu, do you have a tattoo like that?
didnt think so...
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Male 4,867
wow...
thats one patriotic muthafcuker
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Male 959
No, he`d look like a complete moron 365 days a year
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Male 516
Hmmm, the two people who have said it`s too patriotic are from Canada and Europe... Coincidence?
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Male 4,807
At least he got the spelling right.
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Female 2,672
hehe, retard
too patriotic, but at least he aint out in a dress burning poo
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Male 4,594
I wonder if he looks in the mirror every morning and says "Perfect".
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Female 36
It could also serve as a sarcastic slap in the face of American Patriotism...

He should get the tattooist who did the 56 stars on the girl`s face to redo the stars on his face...Heh.

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Male 509
Too patriotic.
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Male 19,861
Link: Bad Tattoo Of The Day: Independence Edition [Pic] [Rate Link] - At least on July 4, he doesn`t look like a complete moron.
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