Angriest Bird Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

I"m not sure what this bird ate, but I"m glad that"s not my car.
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Male 77
money shot
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Male 233
Damnnn! :O
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Female 45
i believe it is milk not bird crap
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Male 81
Its ice i think
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Male 122
Douche parked on the sidewalk.

Just desserts.

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Female 1,199
A bird? I think that was a pterodactyl.
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Male 301
Bigbird Wins....Fatality!!
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Male 3,431

And the big bird never flitting, still is s#itting, still is s#itting,
On the crimson rusty chassis circa nineteen ninety four;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon`s that is dreaming,
And the street-light o`er his steaming fecal deluge upon the door;
And my soul from out that spatter that lies corroding on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!

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Female 1,436
I want to believe it`s bird sh*t . . .

However, I think someone`s angry ex tossed white paint all over the car and possibly did something to the engine or something.

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Male 1,232
That looks like white paint.
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Male 20
methinks taco bell bird shouldn`t eat cheese
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Female 5,222
WHAHAHAHAHA @negative
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Male 34
That`s what happens when you mess with a condor!
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Female 15,763
Oh, so it`s true what they say about birds and antacids.
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Male 316
Looks like someone got happy with a milksake. Or five.
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Male 2,582
The same bird eats at Taco Bell, (explains a lot).
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Male 690
wtf poos that? a fliggen teradactl
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Male 3,296
ha i dont think thats poo
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Female 901
HAHAHA eggsnham!
but yeah that kind of looks like a milkshake of some sort :[
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Male 17
looks like an elephant got alittle too excited.
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Male 8,302
> eggsnham
> it was big bird.. but he wasnt pooping ;)

Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww!!

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Male 255
I dont think that is ok.

someone should help that guy park.

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Female 173
someone had a little too much phenolphthalein.

in simpler terms, laxatives. kinda.

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Male 394
lol, someone must of have been jerking on cinnamon bun frosting on the car... thats nasty... and i wouldent like to touch thoes handels... eck
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Male 1,140
sure it was big bird.. but he wasnt pooping ;)
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Male 3,915
why is it parked ON the curb?
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Female 140
That`s Ho-oh poo for ya.
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Male 5,190
That`s not poo its.... ;)
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Male 172
Thats where I did your mom
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Male 820
actually it was big bird.
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Female 1,063
Must have been big bird or something
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Male 2,159
OMG PAINT BIRDS!! They`re crapping White-with-a-hint-of-apricot all over my Nissan Primera!!
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Female 1,401
PAINT! NOT BIRD CRAP! WHITE PAINT!

I don`t think it`s possible for a bird to crap on the side of the car. Unless...you know...gravity goes wacko or something...>-(

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Male 3,425
Lol @ davymids interpretation. The funny this is, that`s probably true, looks like milk or paint.
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Male 772
"Well, in British slang, the "pissed of girlfriend/wife" theory would still qualify as an "angry bird"..."

I think this is right on the money. Looks more like... milk than bird crap o.O

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Male 99
Don`t you mean diarrhea? Constipated is when nothing comes out =P
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Male 1,523
constipation.
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Female 430
I feel sorry for that person.
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Male 12,138
Well, in British slang, the "pissed of girlfriend/wife" theory would still qualify as an "angry bird"...
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Male 1,361
"Looks like rocs exist after all."

After a quick google i have to conclude with...

By God they do!!

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Male 18
WTF
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Male 138
LOL WeenieDog.
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Female 193
I`m getting tired of all the "______ EVER!!!" crap going around. Can`t anyone be more original?

It`s the internet version of "OMG I was MAAAD upset the other day!!" That was going around a few years ago. Fortunately, it will eventually fade.

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Male 3,059
I`m going to side with the angry wife/girlfriend theorists here.
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Male 3,756
"Note the hood is up because she sabotaged his engine."

Did she? Really? I wish I had been there too.

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Male 180
Chuck Norris totally wrecked that car with his penis
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Male 4,680
Looks like rocs exist after all.

/obscure islamic mythology reference.

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Male 17,512
This was obviously a pissed off girlfriend attack, Note the hood is up because she sabotaged his engine.
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Male 404
either its paint or the guys over at jurrasic park have been working overtime on their pterodactyl.
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Female 1,413
ya defenently fake.
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Female 262
Unless birds now fling their feces sideways at car doors that`s paint.
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Female 1,652
Did someone give all the birds in the neighborhood laxatives?
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Male 208
Bird don`t crap pure white, there would be other stuff in it
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Female 961
either that`s a really, really big bird or i`m saying it`s paint
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Male 33
I expected this to be a different picture actually..
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Female 9,475
That doesn`t look like a bird did it. Angry girlfiend/wife most likely....
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Male 2,788
Paint?
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Female 1,412
i agree VV
what was it big bird?
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Male 9
isn`t that milk or summit?
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Male 2,028
O_O
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Male 4,393
o wow...
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Male 132
lame. because that completely was a bird...
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Male 20,111
Link: Angriest Bird Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`m not sure what this bird ate, but I`m glad that`s not my car.
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