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Date: 06/18/09 12:11 PM

47 Responses to 7 Signs That You`re an Adult

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Link: 7 Signs That You`re an Adult - Jews and Mexican gals have a specific day they officially become an adult. For everyone else, it`s a gradual process...
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    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Ew that peanut butter baby grossed me out a little bit.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    1. Yes, like my mortgage... :(
    2. If anyone knew I came to this site
    3. Nuff Said
    4. "mail is like a hooker`s vagina"???? Did I read that right??
    5. I get up everyday at 5am!
    6. Sweaters are evil....
    7. If I had a boner....that really would be a problem!
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    A kid probably wrote this.
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    its true about the moms=alarm clocks thing.

    my mom
    1st go, dave its time to wake up
    2nd go, Dave get up
    3rd go, DAVID GODDAMNIT USE YOUR GODDAMN ALARM CLOCK FROM NOW ON
    4th try, GET THE F*** UP RIGHT NOW, YOUR LATE! IM NEVER WAKING YOU UP AGAIN! - repeat process for every weekday

    hah...good times

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    OMFG that was pretty funny! #8 could be that you suddenly hate to drive.
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    Load Male 13-17
    160 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    I don`t think thats peanut butter O.o How`d it get so liquidy??
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    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    peanutbutter baby was not cute...
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    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    This was probably written by a 15 year old loner named Chad.
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Sweet I don`t ware sweaters or worry about not getting a boner therefore I`m not an adult yet. Awesome.
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    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Is it sad that I matched all of these at the age of 12?
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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    pfft, screw this, there is a party where all boys and girls are made men and women, its called mardi gras
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    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Right, cos` I worry about getting a boner

    this site is so sexist!

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    natakalt
    Female, 18-29, S. America
    1510 Posts
    Thursday, June 18, 2009 2:00:49 PM
    Right, cos` I worry about getting a boner

    this site is so sexist!
    --------------------------------------------------

    Well there isnt much of a female equivlent is there?

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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Okay, could there have possibly been a warning about the boner photo?
    Also, whenever I f*cked up as a kid, people never found it cute. They just laughed and jeered at me, thus lowering my self esteem below that of the average Dr. Phil guest.
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    drat sweaters.
  17. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    @ Postovoy

    Dr Phil is an r-tard! Is he even a Dr?

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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    "Jews and Mexican gals have a specific day they officially become an adult."

    Hahahahahaa are you serious!? Hahahahaa...total lies. I`m Mexican and trust me, the 15 year-old party is a mere excuse for people to get drunk.

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    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    i am soooo old...
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    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    I agree with Oystah on #8. #9. Nobody fu*king cares that it`s your birthday.
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    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    @The Maddog

    :/ i am disapointed in your choice of words...

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    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Read it as you see it, amped. It makes sense then.
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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    I love that dude`s sweater. I want it
  24. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    the best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the timeeee nanana
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    Kfizzle08 Female 18-29
    83 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    One with a collar, turtleneck...thats the kinddddd!
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    Hmm, all match up except for seven..All though yes, I guess as a girl some how managing a boner would probably be unpleasant.
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    Solid_Cat Male 13-17
    301 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    darn
    im becoming adult
  28. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    i ahve everything except boners and sweaters. still in the hoodie stage.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    I`m 15...and I fit 5 of those?
  30. Profile photo of LexiLeet
    LexiLeet Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    The 7th one was hilarious. <.<
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    he he...boner.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    Im still fighting the sweater stage
  33. Profile photo of npdarren
    npdarren Male 18-29
    602 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    Most of these can be achieved by the age of 13, even worrying about not having a boner.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    The_Maddog
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    2499 Posts Thursday, June 18, 2009 4:27:19 PM
    @ Postovoy
    Dr Phil is an r-tard! Is he even a Dr?
    ______________

    Let`s see....an MA and a PhD in clinical psychology. I think that would constitute being able to use the "Dr." title! B-|

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    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 5:02 am
    lol that was one messy baby - if my mum didnt wake me up in the mornings i think i would`ve probably slept myself to death
  36. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Haha I thought the last one was funny.
  37. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Right, because I`m going to be completely comfortable about walking around with my pants looking like that last pic when I get older. Actually, that`s not a bad idea.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:50 am
    Anne_Bonney Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 01:03 am
    I`m fairly sure I didn`t spend my childhood with a constant fear of The Boner.

    I`m also pretty sure I needn`t worry about NOT getting a boner, unless I`m like one of those African frogs who can mutate into the appropriate gender when the other overpopulates the territory (which, admittedly, would be pretty freakin` sweet).

    Silly x chromosomes.

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    Anonymous Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 01:35 am
    "hey, everybody! look at me, i`m a woman and i have to make it well known to everyone that i have don`t have a penis!"

    those silly x chromosomes

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    Anonymous Says:
    June 19th, 2009 at 01:46 am
    drat ur husband n see his penis if he can control........,


    oh man i lawled so hard. no pun intended.

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    train_trax Female 13-17
    167 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    According to that link I`m in adult.
    According to society I am not.
    *Brain Explosion*
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Well, I do fit most of the signs.

    Especially since I`m female. ;D I never have to worry about that last one... XD

  41. Profile photo of kokuryuha
    kokuryuha Female 18-29
    208 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Thankfully, the last one has saved me, since I`m a female. But otherwise....I`m an....adult? F*CK!! I don`t wanna be an adult!
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    jyotikpr Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    The Dark Truth !!!
    FiND ThIs ...
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    fotwanty Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 20, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    haha best one ---"people dont think its cute when you f*ck up"
  44. Profile photo of palevampire
    palevampire Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    i lol`d :3
  45. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    Damn...I`m an adult.
  46. Profile photo of gooseberry
    gooseberry Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 25, 2009 at 6:25 am
    pretty funny. but i enjoyed the `pic of the day` more

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