7 Signs That You`re an Adult

Submitted by: SaintPatty 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.holytaco.com/7-signs-youre-adult

Jews and Mexican gals have a specific day they officially become an adult. For everyone else, it"s a gradual process...
There are 47 comments:
Male 23
pretty funny. but i enjoyed the `pic of the day` more
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Female 509
Damn...I`m an adult.
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Female 61
i lol`d :3
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Female 17
haha best one ---"people dont think its cute when you f*ck up"
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Female 23
The Dark Truth !!!
FiND ThIs ...
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Female 208
Thankfully, the last one has saved me, since I`m a female. But otherwise....I`m an....adult? F*CK!! I don`t wanna be an adult!
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Female 1,231
Well, I do fit most of the signs.

Especially since I`m female. ;D I never have to worry about that last one... XD

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Female 167
According to that link I`m in adult.
According to society I am not.
*Brain Explosion*
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Male 3,296
Anne_Bonney Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 01:03 am
I`m fairly sure I didn`t spend my childhood with a constant fear of The Boner.

I`m also pretty sure I needn`t worry about NOT getting a boner, unless I`m like one of those African frogs who can mutate into the appropriate gender when the other overpopulates the territory (which, admittedly, would be pretty freakin` sweet).

Silly x chromosomes.

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Anonymous Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 01:35 am
"hey, everybody! look at me, i`m a woman and i have to make it well known to everyone that i have don`t have a penis!"

those silly x chromosomes

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Anonymous Says:
June 19th, 2009 at 01:46 am
drat ur husband n see his penis if he can control........,


oh man i lawled so hard. no pun intended.

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Male 462
Right, because I`m going to be completely comfortable about walking around with my pants looking like that last pic when I get older. Actually, that`s not a bad idea.
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Male 1,232
Haha I thought the last one was funny.
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Male 4,867
lol that was one messy baby - if my mum didnt wake me up in the mornings i think i would`ve probably slept myself to death
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Female 3,726
The_Maddog
Male, 30-39, Europe
2499 Posts Thursday, June 18, 2009 4:27:19 PM
@ Postovoy
Dr Phil is an r-tard! Is he even a Dr?
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Let`s see....an MA and a PhD in clinical psychology. I think that would constitute being able to use the "Dr." title! B-|

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Male 601
Most of these can be achieved by the age of 13, even worrying about not having a boner.
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Male 13,630
Im still fighting the sweater stage
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Male 1,685
he he...boner.
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Female 430
The 7th one was hilarious. <.<
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Male 2,344
I`m 15...and I fit 5 of those?
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Male 1,089
i ahve everything except boners and sweaters. still in the hoodie stage.
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Male 301
darn
im becoming adult
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Female 895
Hmm, all match up except for seven..All though yes, I guess as a girl some how managing a boner would probably be unpleasant.
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Female 83
One with a collar, turtleneck...thats the kinddddd!
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Female 1,578
the best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the timeeee nanana
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Female 528
I love that dude`s sweater. I want it
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Female 320
Read it as you see it, amped. It makes sense then.
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Male 255
@The Maddog

:/ i am disapointed in your choice of words...

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Male 181
I agree with Oystah on #8. #9. Nobody fu*king cares that it`s your birthday.
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Male 310
i am soooo old...
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Male 5,189
I can never wake myself up. I seem to sleep for 12 hours a day sometimes which I HATE. 2 alarm clocks going off and neither phase me.
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Female 1,264
"Jews and Mexican gals have a specific day they officially become an adult."

Hahahahahaa are you serious!? Hahahahaa...total lies. I`m Mexican and trust me, the 15 year-old party is a mere excuse for people to get drunk.

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Male 3,369
@ Postovoy

Dr Phil is an r-tard! Is he even a Dr?

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Male 606
drat sweaters.
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Male 462
Okay, could there have possibly been a warning about the boner photo?
Also, whenever I f*cked up as a kid, people never found it cute. They just laughed and jeered at me, thus lowering my self esteem below that of the average Dr. Phil guest.
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Male 3,369
natakalt
Female, 18-29, S. America
1510 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Thursday, June 18, 2009 2:00:49 PM
Right, cos` I worry about getting a boner

this site is so sexist!
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Well there isnt much of a female equivlent is there?

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Female 1,697
Right, cos` I worry about getting a boner

this site is so sexist!

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Male 394
pfft, screw this, there is a party where all boys and girls are made men and women, its called mardi gras
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Male 315
Is it sad that I matched all of these at the age of 12?
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Male 525
Sweet I don`t ware sweaters or worry about not getting a boner therefore I`m not an adult yet. Awesome.
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Male 438
This was probably written by a 15 year old loner named Chad.
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Female 901
peanutbutter baby was not cute...
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Male 160
I don`t think thats peanut butter O.o How`d it get so liquidy??
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Female 4,039
OMFG that was pretty funny! #8 could be that you suddenly hate to drive.
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Male 1,140
its true about the moms=alarm clocks thing.

my mom
1st go, dave its time to wake up
2nd go, Dave get up
3rd go, DAVID GODDAMNIT USE YOUR GODDAMN ALARM CLOCK FROM NOW ON
4th try, GET THE F*** UP RIGHT NOW, YOUR LATE! IM NEVER WAKING YOU UP AGAIN! - repeat process for every weekday

hah...good times

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Male 1,623
A kid probably wrote this.
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Female 3,726
1. Yes, like my mortgage... :(
2. If anyone knew I came to this site
3. Nuff Said
4. "mail is like a hooker`s vagina"???? Did I read that right??
5. I get up everyday at 5am!
6. Sweaters are evil....
7. If I had a boner....that really would be a problem!
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Female 107
Ew that peanut butter baby grossed me out a little bit.
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Male 970
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