7 Cellphone Failures [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Hey you with the cell phone, you"re doing it all wrong.
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Female 96
Will someone please tell me why the last one is sad??
Kids his age don`t need a cell phone!!
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Female 49
yes, the last one IS really sad. :-(
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Female 9
I understand, the poor kid probably wants one really bad. But than again we can`t be racist and ignorant and think that all africans are poor and can`t afford one, so hmph. Maybe his parents think hes too young for one? =] *optimistic*
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Male 213
"The last one makes me sad :( "

The boy`s got a big smile on his face after creating some art...what`s there to be sad about?

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Male 35
Yeah last one makes me sad too :(
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Female 1,199
"The last one makes me sad :("

I feel the same way...

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Male 12,365
"why thankyou angilion, thats just the random pointless information i was expecting when i clicked on a post titled "7 Cellphone Failure Pics""

Random pointless information is part of what this site is about.

The difficulty of retaining accuracy in transliteration interests me, so it isn`t boring. It also gave you something to reply to, so it passed some time for you too. Everyone`s a winner!

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Male 12,365
"how the hell can you fit a phone up your ass?!"

Quite easily. There is a surprising amount of space up there and a surprising degree of stretchiness in the entrance. Medical staff, especially those who work night shifts in ER/A&E/pick the name used in your country, will have to deal with people who have all manner of things stuck up their backside. I used to share a house with someone whose sister was a nurse - apparently these people ("up the bummers") tend to turn up at hospital late at night, when they hope it`s mostly empty.

You can fit much bigger things than a phone up there, but getting them out is much harder than getting them in. If anyone has a thing for things up their bum, be sensible and make sure it has a part far too wide to go in, or else you could end up in hospital at 2 in the morning explaining that you have a Coke bottle up there and you`d like it taken out, and that`s going to be embarrassing.

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Female 713
The last one makes me sad :(
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Male 38
"how the hell can you fit a phone up your ass?! "

With practice... and a high pain tolerence. XD

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Male 2,553
Ok, so it`s not holpunching, but piercing. I know. But that huge? Really? That`s gross.
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Male 2,553
OW! WHY, WHY HOLEPUNCH YOURSELF ENOUGH TO FIT A FRIGGIN PHONE THERE!?!
Moving on, the bumper sticker one, he really should`ve seen a situation like that coming, when there was an emergency...
But the kid with the mud phone has some neat imagination.
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Female 5,222
the dude with the bumper stickers.. FAIL
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Male 79
the last one probably works better than mine. i want to trade.
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Female 4,197
how the hell can you fit a phone up your ass?!
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Female 82
#2 makes me wonder...
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Male 23
LOL #6 has a cell phone out
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Female 376
last one should be an eyeopener for some people^^
and yes, AKappy, his jacket is badass^^
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Female 169
Did... The last kid made the phone out of crap? And shut up you `oh poor kid` guys. He looks happy.
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Female 168
I actually looked up female vs. male pelvises to see if it was up a vag or an ass (of course, if female it could have been either). It`s an ass.
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Female 122
Why does everyone think the last photo is "so cute!!!"?

Stupid ugly kid, stupid dirt phone.

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Male 57
love the telephone box.
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Male 2,616
Stop feeling so sad for the African kid. He has a badass jacket.
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Female 1,043
the last one is depressing. its sad to know that we take all of this 4 granted and people in africa make theres out of clay :(
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Male 150
4th one down is a win, not a fail. and i hate how you people look down on younger peoples comments just because we are younger. isnt this site suppose to be for teenagers and people 20-30? if your over 40 on this site, i look down on you! how does it feel? if i come across a comment that a 40 year old wrote, im just going to skip it.
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Male 257
OMG!!1! the last ones much better than the Iphone!1!! who knew that third world countries could be so technologically advanced?
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Male 392
Um, aren`t 1 and 3 pretty much the same thing..?
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Female 471
the last one is sad& cute at the same time.
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Female 2,672
hahaha, its up his ass
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Male 741
give it up Max...don`t you know 13 yr old girls know everything???
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Male 500
"The guy with all the bumper stickers is full of crap. ByOwlPost"

And you are evidently jam-packed with wit and wisdom.

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Female 519
The guy with all the bumper stickers is full of crap.
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Female 244
Last one is kinda sad....

6th one is bloody hilarious!

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Male 8,302
LOL Love the Cell Phone Booth.
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Female 372
Aw... the last one isn`t fail!
The guys sticking the phones through their ears... fail.
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Male 404
They forgot the Palm Pre.
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Male 438
Rubberband man.
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Female 76
Number 5 ftw. That one made me chuckle. But, I don`t see it as a failure. I see it as a... creative expression of using a cellular device.
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Male 1,629
"bananajojo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
439 Posts Tuesday, June 09, 2009 4:21:38 PM
don`t gauges close up if you leave em long enough?"
i may be mistaken on the number but after gauge 4 they dont tend to completely close up after they have healed to that size
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Female 83
the last one? failure my ass. if it`s anything, it`s creative!
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Male 967
#6 = Hypocrite
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Female 171
bananajojo, I don`t think they do after the elastic limit of the skin has been surpassed. And i think it would depend on how long you have them in for as well... :S
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Male 296
I am a fan of the brightass yellow jacket
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Male 549
he may have a sandphone, but that brightass yellow jacket is pretty sweet
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Male 85
the sixth one is a doctored photo... its so unbelievably obvious...
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Female 1,401
don`t gauges close up if you leave em long enough?
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Male 941
That last one, is that the new iPhone?
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Male 549
"Stupid `hardcore` kids. Wait till they grow old and see that their ears look like expanded a*sholes."

1.not everyone who has stretched ears is a "hardcore kid" just offensive.
2. your ears shouldn`t look like non-nice individuals if youv`e taken the time and understand what the process means.
3. not everyone has your sense of aesthetic, so thats just ignorant.
4. i have stretched ears because i have mayan roots that i enjoy keeping close to me. i at one point had 3/4 inch stretched ears but now am back to a 00.

i really don`t think people with stretched ears give a drat what they are gonna look like in 40 years and they sure as drat don`t care what you think about them alk3v. if they didn`t like it they wouldnt have got them so drat off

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Male 3,756
Look at me, I`m just like spoiled American kid.
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Female 41
At least the kid with the clay phone tried to be practical.
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Male 339
Stupid `hardcore` kids. Wait till they grow old and see that their ears look like expanded a*sholes.
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Female 77
the phones in theirs ears were just gross. its completely pointless.
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Male 1,357
haha, loved the mud one. damn 3rd world poverty :(
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Female 140
The guy driving might just be touching his face.
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Female 3,727
"Tuesday, June 09, 2009 12:38:17 PM
why thankyou angilion, thats just the random pointless information i was expecting when i clicked on a post titled "7 Cellphone Failure Pics"
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Hahahaha...I know right...

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Male 690
rofl @ 6

irony!

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Male 37
It`s obviously made out of mud. I reccomend you visit your doctor to discuss your bowels.
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Male 4,867
why thankyou angilion, thats just the random pointless information i was expecting when i clicked on a post titled "7 Cellphone Failure Pics"
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Male 12,365
"Tonyjet, a berka is one of those black robes a Muslim woman wears."

This leads to an interesting off-topic discussion on the accuracy of transliteration. The usual transliteration is "burkha", but of course the word itself is Arabic. Any transliteration into English is simply an attempt to replicate the pronunciation. Are they being made unnecessarily complicated to make them look more exotic?

Two people robbed a jewellery store in Glasgow last month, wearing burkhas and niqabs (again - is that really the best transliteration). It`s the perfect clothing for criminals - total anonymity in a way that it`s almost always illegal and unacceptable to challenge. Walk in, commit a crime, walk out, disappear. If they`re not caught at the scene, they`ve got away with it. 5 minutes later, they can stroll down the street and not care. I`m surprised it isn`t done more often.

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Female 193
Last one is made of packed mud, I believe.
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Female 609
omg - through the ear--- eww.
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Male 3,425
Is the last one... Made of poo?
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Male 462
Tonyjet, a berka is one of those black robes a Muslim woman wears.
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Male 3,756
I see women stuffing their phone into their head scarf all the time. I`d do it too.

Anyone who loudly chats on the phone in a public place is failing.

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Male 3,296
"The worst one I`ve ever seen was a woman in a berka had squished her phone into it as a rubbish handsfree device"

into what???

and the last one deserves a phone

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Female 64
awww the lastone is soooo cute!!!! :DDDDD
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Female 408
when I saw the first I knew the ones after it were going to be only better. the last one is cute
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Female 122
#6 is all too common where I live. People bitch and moan about cellphones and driving, and they turn around and do the exact same thing.

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Female 310
frankill i see women who wear those do it all the time, and half the time you cant even see it so you really have no clue if she is talking to you or the person on the phone
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Female 437
The worst one I`ve ever seen was a woman in a berka had squished her phone into it as a rubbish handsfree device.
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Female 778
aww, the last one is too cute. ^_^
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Female 150
I like the last one :D
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Female 1,299
aww, the last one is adorable (:
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Male 5,190
Mud Pie Phone. New trend.
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Female 175
#7 awww
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Male 3,482
That kid in #7 is smarter than you could ever be. You know that phone works, right? And, it has unlimited minutes to anyone on any network anywhere in the world.

All he has to do is imagine he`s calling them, and he`ll be the coolest kid on the block, talking about stock deals and multi-billion dollar buyouts.

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Female 50
#7 is the best!! I only new how to make "mud pies" when I was little...
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Female 455
#7`s really sweet!
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Male 56
Haha, number 3 is my phone! Definitely not my ear though..
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Male 1,505
#7 - aww, kids in 3rd world nations get the *coolest* toys.
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Male 1,220
#7 isn`t a fail! judging by the background, hes a kid living in a very poor place. He made a cell phone out of mud! who didn`t make things out of stuff when they were younger?
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Male 18
"#6 isn`t that stupid, it`s illegal in the UK. You have to have a bluetooth headset."

you did notice he`s holding a phone to his ear, right?

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Male 1,383
#6 isn`t that stupid, it`s illegal in the UK. You have to have a bluetooth headset.
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Male 45
LMAO That`s not an ass it`s up.
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Male 2,125
How do you fit a cell-phone up your ass?
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Male 107
#6 made me laugh. with those bumper sticker and he also looks like he is on the phone.
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Male 2,592
that little kid at the end is the one who stole my phone and look he`s rubbing it in my face now
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Male 149
7 looks more like a clay walkie talkie to me, I hope he made another one for a friend...
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Male 4,807
Guns don`t kill people, people driving with cell phones do...... Bah ha ha ha !!!!
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Male 845
the "mobile" phone is win. I wonder where he got the box
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Female 673
GummyWurmz: There is an ability some people innately have in being able to recognise racial traits in people. He is at least of African descent, if nothing else. jagenigma: That looks more like clay than like rock.
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Female 1,412
Aww the kid at the bottom is so cute, it might sound dumb but how do you`z know for a fact that hes african? Also two of these were the same, the flesh tunnel ones.
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Male 105
The African kids cell gets wicked reception.... you`d be surprised.
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Male 525
Love the Ghetto hands free kit in #4
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Male 145
is the last kid holding up a piece of crap or is that rock shaped up to look like a cell phone?
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Female 9,400
Aww, at the Africain kid.
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Male 19,838
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