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Date: 06/09/09 07:47 PM

97 Responses to 7 Cellphone Failures [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:44 am
    Link: 7 Cellphone Failures - Hey you with the cell phone, you`re doing it all wrong.
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:47 am
    Aww, at the Africain kid.
  3. Profile photo of jagenigma
    jagenigma Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:47 am
    is the last kid holding up a piece of crap or is that rock shaped up to look like a cell phone?
  4. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:50 am
    Love the Ghetto hands free kit in #4
  5. Profile photo of Lamchop
    Lamchop Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:56 am
    The African kids cell gets wicked reception.... you`d be surprised.
  6. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 7:02 am
    Aww the kid at the bottom is so cute, it might sound dumb but how do you`z know for a fact that hes african? Also two of these were the same, the flesh tunnel ones.
  7. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:24 am
    GummyWurmz: There is an ability some people innately have in being able to recognise racial traits in people. He is at least of African descent, if nothing else. jagenigma: That looks more like clay than like rock.
  8. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 7:46 am
    the "mobile" phone is win. I wonder where he got the box
  9. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Guns don`t kill people, people driving with cell phones do...... Bah ha ha ha !!!!
  10. Profile photo of Buddahfinger
    Buddahfinger Male 30-39
    149 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:52 am
    7 looks more like a clay walkie talkie to me, I hope he made another one for a friend...
  11. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:06 am
    that little kid at the end is the one who stole my phone and look he`s rubbing it in my face now
  12. Profile photo of anime-craze
    anime-craze Male 18-29
    107 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:29 am
    #6 made me laugh. with those bumper sticker and he also looks like he is on the phone.
  13. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:51 am
    How do you fit a cell-phone up your ass?
  14. Profile photo of Itsmy6
    Itsmy6 Male 18-29
    45 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:53 am
    LMAO That`s not an ass it`s up.
  15. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2009 at 8:57 am
    #6 isn`t that stupid, it`s illegal in the UK. You have to have a bluetooth headset.
  16. Profile photo of meddude225
    meddude225 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:02 am
    "#6 isn`t that stupid, it`s illegal in the UK. You have to have a bluetooth headset."

    you did notice he`s holding a phone to his ear, right?

  17. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:08 am
    #7 isn`t a fail! judging by the background, hes a kid living in a very poor place. He made a cell phone out of mud! who didn`t make things out of stuff when they were younger?
  18. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:17 am
    #7 - aww, kids in 3rd world nations get the *coolest* toys.
  19. Profile photo of Moops
    Moops Male 30-39
    56 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Haha, number 3 is my phone! Definitely not my ear though..
  20. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:37 am
    #7`s really sweet!
  21. Profile photo of Lindsy1979
    Lindsy1979 Female 30-39
    50 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:55 am
    #7 is the best!! I only new how to make "mud pies" when I was little...
  22. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:15 am
    That kid in #7 is smarter than you could ever be. You know that phone works, right? And, it has unlimited minutes to anyone on any network anywhere in the world.

    All he has to do is imagine he`s calling them, and he`ll be the coolest kid on the block, talking about stock deals and multi-billion dollar buyouts.

  23. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:46 am
    #7 awww
  24. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:53 am
    aww, the last one is adorable (:
  25. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:57 am
    I like the last one :D
  26. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:11 am
    aww, the last one is too cute. ^_^
  27. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:21 am
    The worst one I`ve ever seen was a woman in a berka had squished her phone into it as a rubbish handsfree device.
  28. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:31 am
    frankill i see women who wear those do it all the time, and half the time you cant even see it so you really have no clue if she is talking to you or the person on the phone
  29. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:37 am
    #6 is all too common where I live. People bitch and moan about cellphones and driving, and they turn around and do the exact same thing.

  30. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:38 am
    when I saw the first I knew the ones after it were going to be only better. the last one is cute
  31. Profile photo of ElleWilde
    ElleWilde Female 13-17
    64 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:39 am
    awww the lastone is soooo cute!!!! :DDDDD
  32. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:45 am
    "The worst one I`ve ever seen was a woman in a berka had squished her phone into it as a rubbish handsfree device"

    into what???

    and the last one deserves a phone

  33. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:51 am
    I see women stuffing their phone into their head scarf all the time. I`d do it too.

    Anyone who loudly chats on the phone in a public place is failing.

  34. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Tonyjet, a berka is one of those black robes a Muslim woman wears.
  35. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Is the last one... Made of poo?
  36. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    omg - through the ear--- eww.
  37. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Last one is made of packed mud, I believe.
  38. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 9, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    "Tonyjet, a berka is one of those black robes a Muslim woman wears."

    This leads to an interesting off-topic discussion on the accuracy of transliteration. The usual transliteration is "burkha", but of course the word itself is Arabic. Any transliteration into English is simply an attempt to replicate the pronunciation. Are they being made unnecessarily complicated to make them look more exotic?

    Two people robbed a jewellery store in Glasgow last month, wearing burkhas and niqabs (again - is that really the best transliteration). It`s the perfect clothing for criminals - total anonymity in a way that it`s almost always illegal and unacceptable to challenge. Walk in, commit a crime, walk out, disappear. If they`re not caught at the scene, they`ve got away with it. 5 minutes later, they can stroll down the street and not care. I`m surprised it isn`t done more often.

  39. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    why thankyou angilion, thats just the random pointless information i was expecting when i clicked on a post titled "7 Cellphone Failure Pics"
  40. Profile photo of MK1029
    MK1029 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    It`s obviously made out of mud. I reccomend you visit your doctor to discuss your bowels.
  41. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    rofl @ 6

    irony!

  42. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    "Tuesday, June 09, 2009 12:38:17 PM
    why thankyou angilion, thats just the random pointless information i was expecting when i clicked on a post titled "7 Cellphone Failure Pics"
    _____________________________________

    Hahahaha...I know right...

  43. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    The guy driving might just be touching his face.
  44. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    haha, loved the mud one. damn 3rd world poverty :(
  45. Profile photo of SillyLily94
    SillyLily94 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    the phones in theirs ears were just gross. its completely pointless.
  46. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Stupid `hardcore` kids. Wait till they grow old and see that their ears look like expanded a*sholes.
  47. Profile photo of TheArsPoet
    TheArsPoet Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    At least the kid with the clay phone tried to be practical.
  48. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Look at me, I`m just like spoiled American kid.
  49. Profile photo of oceanbeast
    oceanbeast Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    "Stupid `hardcore` kids. Wait till they grow old and see that their ears look like expanded a*sholes."

    1.not everyone who has stretched ears is a "hardcore kid" just offensive.
    2. your ears shouldn`t look like non-nice individuals if youv`e taken the time and understand what the process means.
    3. not everyone has your sense of aesthetic, so thats just ignorant.
    4. i have stretched ears because i have mayan roots that i enjoy keeping close to me. i at one point had 3/4 inch stretched ears but now am back to a 00.

    i really don`t think people with stretched ears give a drat what they are gonna look like in 40 years and they sure as drat don`t care what you think about them alk3v. if they didn`t like it they wouldnt have got them so drat off

  50. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    770 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    That last one, is that the new iPhone?
  51. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    don`t gauges close up if you leave em long enough?
  52. Profile photo of imhivpositiv
    imhivpositiv Male 13-17
    86 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    the sixth one is a doctored photo... its so unbelievably obvious...
  53. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    he may have a sandphone, but that brightass yellow jacket is pretty sweet
  54. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    I am a fan of the brightass yellow jacket
  55. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    bananajojo, I don`t think they do after the elastic limit of the skin has been surpassed. And i think it would depend on how long you have them in for as well... :S
  56. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    #6 = Hypocrite
  57. Profile photo of bejoty
    bejoty Female 13-17
    83 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    the last one? failure my ass. if it`s anything, it`s creative!
  58. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    "bananajojo
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    439 Posts Tuesday, June 09, 2009 4:21:38 PM
    don`t gauges close up if you leave em long enough?"
    i may be mistaken on the number but after gauge 4 they dont tend to completely close up after they have healed to that size
  59. Profile photo of RandomRamen
    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Number 5 ftw. That one made me chuckle. But, I don`t see it as a failure. I see it as a... creative expression of using a cellular device.
  60. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    Rubberband man.
  61. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    They forgot the Palm Pre.
  62. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    Aw... the last one isn`t fail!
    The guys sticking the phones through their ears... fail.
  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    LOL Love the Cell Phone Booth.
  64. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    Last one is kinda sad....

    6th one is bloody hilarious!

  65. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:59 am
    The guy with all the bumper stickers is full of crap.
  66. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:20 am
    "The guy with all the bumper stickers is full of crap. ByOwlPost"

    And you are evidently jam-packed with wit and wisdom.

  67. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:03 am
    give it up Max...don`t you know 13 yr old girls know everything???
  68. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 10:18 am
    hahaha, its up his ass
  69. Profile photo of jennifer6716
    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2009 at 10:51 am
    the last one is sad& cute at the same time.
  70. Profile photo of jojobobisme
    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:49 am
    Um, aren`t 1 and 3 pretty much the same thing..?
  71. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    OMG!!1! the last ones much better than the Iphone!1!! who knew that third world countries could be so technologically advanced?
  72. Profile photo of i-am-bo-red
    i-am-bo-red Male 13-17
    150 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    4th one down is a win, not a fail. and i hate how you people look down on younger peoples comments just because we are younger. isnt this site suppose to be for teenagers and people 20-30? if your over 40 on this site, i look down on you! how does it feel? if i come across a comment that a 40 year old wrote, im just going to skip it.
  73. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
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    June 10, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    the last one is depressing. its sad to know that we take all of this 4 granted and people in africa make theres out of clay :(
  74. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Stop feeling so sad for the African kid. He has a badass jacket.
  75. Profile photo of zombiejedi
    zombiejedi Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    love the telephone box.
  76. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Why does everyone think the last photo is "so cute!!!"?

    Stupid ugly kid, stupid dirt phone.

  77. Profile photo of apeirophobia
    apeirophobia Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    I actually looked up female vs. male pelvises to see if it was up a vag or an ass (of course, if female it could have been either). It`s an ass.
  78. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Did... The last kid made the phone out of crap? And shut up you `oh poor kid` guys. He looks happy.
  79. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    last one should be an eyeopener for some people^^
    and yes, AKappy, his jacket is badass^^
  80. Profile photo of gaaraaraag
    gaaraaraag Male 13-17
    23 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    LOL #6 has a cell phone out
  81. Profile photo of bellasmommyx
    bellasmommyx Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    #2 makes me wonder...
  82. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    how the hell can you fit a phone up your ass?!
  83. Profile photo of rocklobster
    rocklobster Male 13-17
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    June 10, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    the last one probably works better than mine. i want to trade.
  84. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    June 11, 2009 at 12:18 am
    the dude with the bumper stickers.. FAIL
  85. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    June 11, 2009 at 12:54 am
    OW! WHY, WHY HOLEPUNCH YOURSELF ENOUGH TO FIT A FRIGGIN PHONE THERE!?!
    Moving on, the bumper sticker one, he really should`ve seen a situation like that coming, when there was an emergency...
    But the kid with the mud phone has some neat imagination.
  86. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    June 11, 2009 at 12:57 am
    Ok, so it`s not holpunching, but piercing. I know. But that huge? Really? That`s gross.
  87. Profile photo of Brymis
    Brymis Male 13-17
    38 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 6:13 am
    "how the hell can you fit a phone up your ass?! "

    With practice... and a high pain tolerence. XD

  88. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    The last one makes me sad :(
  89. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    "how the hell can you fit a phone up your ass?!"

    Quite easily. There is a surprising amount of space up there and a surprising degree of stretchiness in the entrance. Medical staff, especially those who work night shifts in ER/A&E/pick the name used in your country, will have to deal with people who have all manner of things stuck up their backside. I used to share a house with someone whose sister was a nurse - apparently these people ("up the bummers") tend to turn up at hospital late at night, when they hope it`s mostly empty.

    You can fit much bigger things than a phone up there, but getting them out is much harder than getting them in. If anyone has a thing for things up their bum, be sensible and make sure it has a part far too wide to go in, or else you could end up in hospital at 2 in the morning explaining that you have a Coke bottle up there and you`d like it taken out, and that`s going to be embarrassing.

  90. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    "why thankyou angilion, thats just the random pointless information i was expecting when i clicked on a post titled "7 Cellphone Failure Pics""

    Random pointless information is part of what this site is about.

    The difficulty of retaining accuracy in transliteration interests me, so it isn`t boring. It also gave you something to reply to, so it passed some time for you too. Everyone`s a winner!

  91. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:20 am
    "The last one makes me sad :("

    I feel the same way...

  92. Profile photo of Delizar
    Delizar Male 18-29
    35 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:25 am
    Yeah last one makes me sad too :(
  93. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
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    June 12, 2009 at 6:03 am
    "The last one makes me sad :( "

    The boy`s got a big smile on his face after creating some art...what`s there to be sad about?

  94. Profile photo of FrauCerra217
    FrauCerra217 Female 13-17
    9 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 1:04 am
    I understand, the poor kid probably wants one really bad. But than again we can`t be racist and ignorant and think that all africans are poor and can`t afford one, so hmph. Maybe his parents think hes too young for one? =] *optimistic*
  95. Profile photo of Beriadanwen
    Beriadanwen Female 13-17
    49 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    yes, the last one IS really sad. :-(
  96. Profile photo of senia
    senia Female 18-29
    96 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:42 am
    Will someone please tell me why the last one is sad??
    Kids his age don`t need a cell phone!!

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