6 Ridiculous Sex Myths (That Are Actually True)

Submitted by: 134 7 years ago Misc
http://www.cracked.com/article_17432_6-ridiculous-sex-myths-that-are-actually-true.html

The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves sex.
There are 42 comments:
Male 18
Alright, what the drat.

I`m not gay.

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Male 1,468
OH poo, I`M GAY-O-QUEERIAL!
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Female 192
Ha, I feel bad for the woman. She MARRIED him.
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Female 107
Damn that finger myth had me on an hour long research quest.
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Male 274
my index finger is like half a centimeter longer...

that just means im sensitive

not gay... right?

oh crap

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Male 15,832
I`m good.

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Male 59
MY GOD, IM ONE OF THEM QUEER-O-SEXUALS!!!!!
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Male 2,582
Now I thought if you are attracted to the same sex or not is what determined if you are gay or not? Guess I was wrong, it has to do with finger length. Good to know, now we can all go around judging people by their hands, makes it easier.
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Male 275
time2shine

give it time ;p

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Female 9
umm my index and ring finger are the same length...but im pretty sure im straight...
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Male 674
I guess I like IAB for the low end rubbish...I hope most o you folks can sort it out and not embrace it as...real. "Entertainment" is the key word. Good Times!
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Male 674
I read nothing to indicate truth in this internet article. Like I would even harbor a hope that what I read in the papers or see on your TV screens has any merit. Pure entertainment here and there is nothing wrong with that. Truth is stranger than fiction...I can conjure 6 stories of fact from my own life experience, that most folks would never believe. The people that wrote this item have never traveled abroad and that is a fact!
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Female 152
no doubled checked.. Ring finger is slightly longer *whew, was not ready to eat pussy
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Female 152
the beastitility one is disgusting.
And i think I`m gay
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Female 7
hahha the first article is so true. well for me it is. im gay and my index and ring finger are exactly the same length.
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Male 3,296
this was possibly one of the worse articles that cracked has to offer
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Male 1,162
The last one is priceless. The first one is just superstition. Its like saying long feet give you a big dick.
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Male 4,012
I thought I was gay. So imagine my horror when I realized my ring finger is longer than my index finger.

NO, PLEASE, I DON`T WANT TO F*CK WOMEN! I LIKE MEN! DON`T MAKE ME CHANGE!!!

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Male 67
ahahahaha my dad got his dong stuck in a pool filter when he was a kid. His parents had to call the fire department and they had to tear up the pool to save him hahahahahaha
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Female 15,763
So... what does it mean if my ring finger is like a full 2 centimeters longer than my pointer finger?

That`s just because one of the knuckles on my pointer digit is weird though...

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Male 7,933
the finger one for me is a bit off, because if you look at it from one angle, the index is bigger, from another, the ring is bigger, and from another they are the same length. I just measured it and my ring is bigger. Stupid genetics leaving me with a gap between my fingers making their length difficult to tell.
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Female 723
Wow...sucks for the beastiality guy.
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Female 192
Ha, I feel bad for the woman. She MARRIED him.
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Female 609
omg - the last one! yuck!
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Female 6
I laughed really hard, only because the dog`s name is Ronnie---which happens to be my boyfriend`s name XD he didn`t find it too funny though.
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Female 414
haha wow, that poor dog x]
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Male 901
I`ve read about the masturbating guy before, and it always cracks me up. I mean really. I can`t believe how many times I`ve told that story to people.

It`s SO FUNNY.

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Female 491
My right ring finger is slightly longer than my right index finger. But my left ring finger is just barely longer then my left index finger o.O
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Male 315
That`s O.K, a "friend" of mine was in Reno and ordered a call girl. He got his Grandmother in a nurse suit.
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Male 137
I`d check to see if my index finger is the same length as my ring finger, but at the moment they`re both firmly wedged up some other guy`s chili ring.
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Male 513

Well... my ring finger is much longer than my index finger, and I`ve never been with a woman in my life.

Have I been wasting my time I.A.B.??

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Male 3,014
I thought I was straight. So imagine my horror when I realized my index and ring fingers are very close to the same length.

NO, PLEASE, I DON`T WANT TO F*CK MEN! I LIKE WOMEN! DON`T MAKE ME CHANGE!!!

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Male 2,552
*checks fingers*

Yay, my ring is slightly longer than my index. *whew!*

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Male 606
It`s B-E-S-T-I-A-L-I-T-Y, people. l2spell.

Oh, and my ring is like 6mm shorter than my index.

*sips tea*

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Male 240
Haha yes I ought to be gay too according to the test`s indications. Who knows, huh. I know I`m sensitive to colours, smell and sounds, so maybe it`s just that.
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Male 701
Oh my god that last story was just horrible.
<And second to last D:|>
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Male 511
*by like 1/100th
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Male 511
this is freaky, on one hand im gay but like 1/100th of an inch and on the other im a aggressive hyperactive fag hater....yet i still got my first hand?
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Female 323
OMG SO WEIRD.
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Male 422
According to this I should be gay. I don`t feel gay, though... Sth must be wrong with me.
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Female 9,402
I`d like to see the guys face when he saw his dauter at the door, lmao.
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Male 299
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