6 More Inappropriate Kids Toys [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Sometimes the toys are to inappropriate, one is convinced there"s someone out there sabotaging kids" innocence.
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Male 203
The Boy hugging superman
part on the box
is just..
Ew?
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Female 135
the narwhal one is cool... they have unicorn ones too. :D
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Female 2
I actually have the Avenging Narwhal. Got it as a joke x-mas present.
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Female 25
""You can shave your baby!".
of course its japanese, im assuming."

Nope, Chinese. Japanese can`t take credit for ALL the weird Asian toys. =) Just most.

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Female 2
Omg lik that is hilarious!!!
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Male 210
"the avengin Narwhal: with 4 magical tusks and 2-3 adorable animals to impale!"
LOL
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Female 343
Shave the baby? That`s nice. Now when mommy brings home a new baby brother or sister, Mikey will be grabbing a razor from the bathroom and start attempting to shave the baby. FAIL.
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Male 32
The first toy is not really inappropriate if you live in the south.
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Female 47
"You can shave your baby!".
of course its japanese, im assuming.
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Female 56
LMAO.
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Male 45
the narwhal thing was actually aimed at adults that have no life and collect awsome but dorky stuff.
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Male 1,164
AVENGING NARWHAL NOW WITH INTERCHANGABLE IMPALING HORN!
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Female 77
Heh, Narwhals & Koalas... cause yes, those two go together hand in hand.
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Female 50
4 - The straws kinda look like a part of the male anatomy.. Especially the female`s one. I think?
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Male 162
I don`t see anything wrong with 4?
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Female 192
That baby has some SERIOUS hair issues.
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Female 115
What is even the point of the face on #2? Why?!
I want the Narwhal :3
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Male 91
There`s nothing wrong with 4?
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Male 4,393
i seen the deer ride toy some years ago ......
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Male 2,788
2-3 adorable animals to impale!


Also,
"NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CAUSING A COMMOTION CUZ THEY ARE SO AWESOME."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPs...

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Male 3,296
oh, i didnt know this was caption me if you can.
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Female 42
#1 NO NOT BAMBI!!!!!!!!!!

#2 Too funny/suss for words

#3 Is that a clown hat you got there or you just happy to see me?

#4 Let us drink from the milkshake of luuurve...

#5 Penguins and Koalas live on the other side of equator, believe me I live there...

#6 Why on earth would you shave a baby Mick Hucknal doll?

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Female 155
I love that the Superman one says "Wow! Create a gigantic friend!"
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Female 1,269
"magical tusks? a narwhal has a horn not a tusk!"

and the missing the point award goes tooooo...

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Female 1,269
dude...the superman one cant be real...can it?

and i realy dont get the one with elmo and....whatever her name is

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Male 10,855
The last one was the worst.
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Female 864
why would you ever need to "shave the baby" absolutely love the Avenging Narwhal ( with three cute animals to impale )And the Superman one looks like it`s for "big boys" wink wink
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Male 833
the narwhal set is made to be a joke...
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Male 2,199
there is nothing innocent a child could do to the superman`s mouth... that is like an all out no no zone for that toy...
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Female 9
Didn`t jackass have a talking deer? XDD
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Female 22
Hahaha the superman thing looks like it has lipstick on too! lol
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Male 147
I wonder how many of those supermen were actually bought by kids...

I sooo want that Narwhal set! :D

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Female 129
I saw one of those Narwhal things once, right next to the Deluxe Jesus Action Figure with glow in the dark hands.
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Male 3,425
There is no excuse for the Superman one... There is nothing else is could possibly be...
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Male 1,718
OMG i would so buy the Narwal set. And then go to the bottom of the sea to help them get their revenge myself =D
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Female 250
I would buy the Narwal thing. Its awesome.
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Male 1,232
What was the point of that mouth hole with superman? I`d think it`d at least have a purpose instead of just randomly being innapropreate.
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Female 2,026
:O shave a baby! thats gross lol
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Male 121
Pooh was the original pedobear
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Male 2,121
"That narwals one must have gotten allot of sales, reason being is because....
NARWALS,NARWALS, SWIMMIN IN THE OCEAN , CAUSIN A COMMOTION CUASE THEY ARE SO AWESOME"

They stop cthulhu eating ye!

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Male 255
That narwals one must have gotten allot of sales, reason being is because....
NARWALS,NARWALS, SWIMMIN IN THE OCEAN , CAUSIN A COMMOTION CUASE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
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Male 227
f*ck i cant get this right x0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME...

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Male 227
#2 is shopped

proof

Male 39
Is Winnie The Pooh wearing condoms???
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Female 1,063
"Adorable animals to impale!"
That`s just wrong. OK they are all wrong, lol
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Female 69
I had a friend in high school who owned the Avenging Narwhal. Reading the box was quite possibly one of the funniest moments of my life.
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Female 140
What is the narwhal avenging? Did the koala steal his vapor rub?
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Female 67
I agree that the Narwhal one is awesome. But why is there a koala along with the seal and penguin???
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Female 1,604
ok that sesame street one you really have to be looking for something to think that was inappropriate
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Male 88
the oen with the dear on the hood i think thats a joek to form the man show coslast night they had a thing were they tied a fake dear to the hood of a cra nad had it talking to whoever pases bye
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Male 123
YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY??? R U SERIOUS
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Male 60
I would buy The Avenging Narwhal, that`s EPIC!
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Female 1,043
the superman one is photoshopped. mike mozart proved it on youtube
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Female 1,306
i have the narwhal vs unicorn playset, its made from the same people. the choice was between the avenging narwhal and the one i got. :D
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Male 150
The Avenging Narwhal isn`t a children`s toy; it is made by accoutrements, which also makes the "cat catapult" and the "cat lady" toys.
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Female 263
Number 4 doesn`t look like a penis the tip of the straw is her tounge!
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Male 18
Negative One: In the straw one the straw going into the one on the left looks kind of like a penis.
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Female 106
omg my nephew got the first pic for xmas and loves it! he was like "hey! wheres my truck?" and it plays sweet home alabama.
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Female 1,199
Avenging Narwhal!
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Female 761
wow, the shave the baby one was just so wrong.
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Female 507
I want that narwhal one.
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Male 2,582
Makes sense that the Superman pillow is shopped. I like the norwale, I saw that yesterday on izismile and saved it, I wish I could find the actual toy. So what is wrong with the elmo drinking from a straw? That one is a stretch at best.
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Male 1,918
"3 adorible animals to impale!" LOL narwhal
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Female 143
I know it the point of no 4 but my god that really really looks like a penis, how did that make it to the shelves.
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Male 21
The superman pillow is photoshopped.

Here is proof. Stop being so gawdarn gullible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME...

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Female 206
lmao snugglers
shave the baby...what? 0_o
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Male 510
4 5 and 6 FTW
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Female 650
the first one isnt a kids toy. its one of those stupid novelty things you get at spencers.

shave the baby was creepy...

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Female 1,264
I`m not sure of which one is the weirdest, but the superman pillow is the funniest XD
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Male 81
magical tusks? a narwhal has a horn not a tusk!
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Female 155
Shave the baby?
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Male 218
Why they would put an open mouth in a superman pillow, i don`t get it.... thats so wrong, you filthy toy designer, nasty men, you`re going to the abysm....
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Male 80
I OWN THE NARWHAL SET! I don`t think that`s a kid`s toy, its more of a funny adult toy.
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Female 609
omg - the shave the baby one is the weirdest. wtf?
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Female 1,427
"Whats wrong with the seasame street toy????"

look closely at the pink straw in the orange monster`s mouth.

Yep. that`s right. It`s a penis.

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Female 195
LOL at Narwhal Toy. "With 3 Adorable Animals to Impale!"
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Female 876
Norris.. I hate you for showing me this guy. I kind of want to watch all of his videos. LOL

But good find on the `shop. :)

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Male 1,011
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67raBnRME...

^ Proof that the superman pillow is a `shop ^

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Female 324
Whats wrong with the seasame street toy????
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Male 2
So it turns out the best things in life aren`t free.... they`re in Japan, and they cost yen
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Male 897
Avenging Narwhal rules. I would totally have played with that as a kid. The WTF of the day award deffinately goes to the Hairy Baby. Seriously, WTF!?!?!?!?
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Male 1,629
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! winny the pooh butt plug!!!
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Female 713
Maybe I`m naive but what`s wrong with the Elmo one? And my little brother has the superman snuggler and it doesn`t come with a gaping mouth. Now that I think about it, it may be a little inappropriate to cuddle with superman...
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Male 316
I think the baby is the most disturbing. Hahaha
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Male 1
the superman doll is a photoshop. youtube it and you`ll find a video of the real life thing. and it does NOT have that [email protected]!*ed up mouth that this one has.
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Male 353
hahaha i want the avenging narwhal
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Female 1,148
What happens after you shave the baby? Is it then just a useless doll or something?
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Female 3,696
Doesn`t the one on the left in number four have HIV? ;)

Ten bucks says Daddy`s stealin Superman and tellin his kids that they were bad so Santa took it back. . .

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Male 4,793
holy razorblades batman! that baby has a bush!
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Female 64
i really really want the "avenging narwhal playset"

its amazing

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Male 242
Narwhals, Seals, Penguins and Koala`s, everything I expect that should be living in frigid arctic waters.

And shave the baby? What the fook? If I saw any woman deliver birth to a baby with more hair than capt`n Caveman I would turn them both into extra crispy chicken fingers with a flamethrower...

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Male 7,378
i`d shave a landing strip on my baby
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Male 2,552
LMFAO @ "You Can Shave The Baby"
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Male 431
what`s with all the Asian
products being so utterly weird?
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Female 282
i like my babies natural, skip the razor lol
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Male 7
Shave the Gingers no Soul no Soul whatsoeva. Burn them, burn them all..............
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Female 15,763
I`ve always wanted to shave a ginger baby...
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Male 422
Just ordered my very own deer ride for only $21.97. I can hardly contain myself!!
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Male 3,482
... My uncle owns the deer one...
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Female 723
The Elmo one confused me for some time. Someone has a seriously disturbed mind.

As for the baby...it hit puberty quite early.

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Male 363
ZOMG!!!!!!!!!! NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMIN IN THE OCEAN, CAUSING A COMMOTION, CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 149
I don`t see what`s wrong with the Elmo one?

And also why is there a koala in with the seal and penguin? Is it on vacation?

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Male 426
i can shave the baby!!!
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Female 193
Awesome. Now they just need to remake the Narwhal "Avenging" toy set thing, and move the tusk to its MOUTH, instead of its FOREHEAD. Ugh.
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Male 588
Avenging Narwhals FTW!
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Male 690
love the narwhals
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Male 722
I WANT THE AVENGING NARWHAL PLAYSET!
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Female 365
The deer one is sold here.. so BlankTom was right...
Southern children..
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Female 512
Narwhals are so awesome...
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Male 1,674
The Superaman one is photoshopped, the narwhal isn`t made for children nor is the shave the baby (it`s an art piece). I rather doubt the deer is marketed for children either, if it is it`s only for southern children so it doesn`t count. The Sesame Street one only works because of the angle it was photographed at.

That just leaves us with the Poo one, which is pretty funny.

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Female 299
i (L) narwhals.
someone in america send it to the UK pleasse (:
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Male 139
gotta love any toy with the package text:

"3 adorable animals to impail"

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Female 75
Probably been said, but the Superman one is a Photoshop. The toy was not really like that.
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Female 1,412
Maybe if the baby wasnt ginger...
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Male 5,620
haha, I remember the deer hunting toy being on the shelves here in Kentucky.. it was like 2001.. seems like.
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Female 11
I want to shave the baby!!!
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Female 40
Actually the Narwhal one isn`t for kids. I`ve seen it at the Tate`s Comics store nearby, so it`s for disturbed teens and nerdy adults.
There`s a whole series for it.

But I think the best two are the Superman and "Shave the baby".... why the hell does the baby have so much hair? o_O

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Male 1,265
drat, where can i get that avenging narwhal toy set???
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Male 84
the girl elmo thing has a pink `straw` with a darker, more red end :)
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Male 156
lol there not that gross try looking up jeepers media on youtube he got some prity gross toys
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Male 959
epimetheus - it looks like they`re sharing a bong

solobueno - only an american could find the deer hunter toy appropriate.

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Male 579
these ambien ads are screwing up ie8...
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Male 157
i don`t see how #4`s inappropriate?

they`re sharing a drink...

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Female 10
I love that the Avenging narwhal has four magical tusks and three animals to impale
it makes me wonder what the narwhal is avenging...
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Female 5,139
lol at shave the baby, never gets too old.
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Female 9,572
I`ve seen the 1st one before, it is so funny.
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Male 298
One more time... it`s Too!!!!!! and not to!
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Male 844
"shave the baby" wtf of the day.
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Male 2,748
THE AVENGING NARWHALE!!!!
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Female 134
how is number one inappropriate???
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Male 2,159
I had a Winnie The Pooh like that (pic 3)! It has coloured rings that you put on it in size order. I`d never thought of it like that though...
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Female 346
I actually would probably want the narwhal one...
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Male 649
why is there a quala bear with the seal and pinguen int hat narwhal set? oh yeah and the superman looks like a blow up doll
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Female 4,039
Wow, the shaving the baby thing is really weird.
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Male 32
The last one was the sickest, yet, the funniest.
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Female 103
too many questions?!!!
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Female 681
hahahha the superman one is the best.
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Female 420
Why would you ever need to shave a baby?

Thats not my only question about this pictures.

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Male 20,916
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