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Date: 06/24/09 07:40 PM

108 Responses to 5 More Totally Obvious Signs [Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    Link: 5 More Totally Obvious Signs - They actually need signs to tell people not to drop deuces on the subway?
  2. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    I`ve always wanted to smear my own fecal matter on an underground train...
  3. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    DO NOT USE TWITTER!!!!!!!

    shouldn`t we always be doing that? not just during a fire?

  4. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    i didnt realize twitter was so dangerous
  5. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    I never say this, but #1 looks shopped. The picture is slightly bent, but the text isn`t. Experts?
  6. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    228 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    The guy in the "no defecating" sign makes me think of Terence & Philip dancing while singing the "Uncle F@#$er" song from the south park movie...
  7. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    ahahaha! I love the last one!
  8. Profile photo of monkeycreed
    monkeycreed Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Do not twitter one was photoshoped, other ones maybe real.
  9. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    I cant read the third one
  10. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    monkeycreed, the Twitter one actually exists
  11. Profile photo of spaceye
    spaceye Male 18-29
    68 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    @Gluggr

    You are right. Notice in the empty right side of the sign how to coloring is inconsistent.

  12. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    even if the twitter one was fake its funny as hell b/c of that picture a couple weeks ago of that huge fire and half the people used twitter while running away
  13. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    @ maxxb117
    Do you really need to?
  14. Profile photo of jonnyriches
    jonnyriches Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    The first one is completely fake: it`s posted on a London Underground Northern Line train, but the ultra-PC officials at Transport for London would never put something so funny up.
  15. Profile photo of julesss
    julesss Male 40-49
    38 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    "Gluggr
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    289 Posts Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:18:29 PM
    I never say this, but #1 looks shopped. The picture is slightly bent, but the text isn`t. Experts?"

    That one is definitively fake: It shows a London Underground (the "Tube")carriage while the sign refers to the "Subway": that is an American term. In England a subway is a pedestrian underpass.

  16. Profile photo of danagamer
    danagamer Male 30-39
    701 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    the bottom one is hard to read with all the freakin website watermarks on it.
  17. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Plus- we spell it defaecating, that is an americanism.
  18. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    do not use twitter
  19. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    "The guy in the "no defecating" sign makes me think of Terence & Philip dancing while singing the "Uncle F@#$er" song from the south park movie..."

    --------

    I think this makes it more anatomically accurate..

  20. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    1, 2, and 4 are obviously fake.
  21. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    228 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    VERY NICE!!!! Thank you Pat125!!
  22. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    the fire one is faked. the sign actually says "Do not stop to collect personal belongings". still funny though
  23. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    do not use twitter??
  24. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    LOL @ Twitter
  25. Profile photo of smort
    smort Male 18-29
    127 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Yeah, 1`s definitely fake. For one thing, the map in at the top of the pic is from the London Underground (the Northern Line, if I`m not mistaken), where people don`t refer to the tube as a subway. Plus, I don`t see Transport For London putting a sign up like that.


    Oh, and public defecation`s completely normal and accepted here ;)

  26. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    Yay! I have the Hippies Use Backdoor sign in my apartment. And it is actually pointing at the backdoor.

    Heh, I heart that sign.

  27. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    smort, i`m pretty sure it`s real. it just happened at the subways near me. they sell it, and call it a "5 dollar footlong"
  28. Profile photo of kinpower
    kinpower Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    For No. 1 You can also see the text doesn`t follow the curviture or angle of the sign
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Hehe, nice one ninja.
  30. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    And here I was about to go crap in a subway. Then I saw that damned sign.

    /cry

  31. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    lolz on all of them! Sad thing about it is, people really do that dumb stuff...IAB showed a video of a man defacating in a large, potted plant at the mall.
  32. Profile photo of zookuw
    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    DO NOT USE TWITTER!

    lawl

  33. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Dear Twitter: OMFG there iz totally a FIRE at Burger King :D BRB!
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    #4: OMG Fire!
  35. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Some of these signs would be much more entertaining if they were not photoshopped.
  36. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    just noticed that the no pooting on the subway is fake also. thats a london underground train. since when did we call it the subway. plus the angle of the words is wrong as those banners are curved
  37. Profile photo of The_tru_bob
    The_tru_bob Male 18-29
    181 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Some of these are obviously photoshopped...I`ll believe that the japanese one is real though, they have some crazy stuff over there.
  38. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    like the guy pooting on the subway
  39. Profile photo of Ninjakunai2
    Ninjakunai2 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    #4 = WIN
  40. Profile photo of SmallWorld
    SmallWorld Male 70 & Over
    30 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    4th is obviously a photoshop...
  41. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    i saw #4 on another blog a couple of days ago, it made me lol so hard
  42. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Hahahahaha! That last one is awesome!
  43. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    "Do not use Twitter"

    "Dear Twitter: OMFG there iz totally a FIRE at Burger King :D BRB!"

    LOL could not have put it better XD

  44. Profile photo of alphaxomega
    alphaxomega Male 13-17
    27 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    dont use twitter!!
  45. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I guess I`ll have to use the back door...damn..
  46. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    do not use twitter lolololol
    the poopy one on the subway is a very necessary sign...unfourtunatley
  47. Profile photo of sioby16
    sioby16 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    haha, my sister has the hippy sign . . . totally awesome.
  48. Profile photo of spp
    spp Female 18-29
    299 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    I have never seen that sign on the northern line. I`m going to look out for it next time though! It would be funnier if it was in their `love is...` adverts for the underground.
  49. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    Twitter message: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
    Response: We don`t need no water let the motherf*cker burn!
  50. Profile photo of silver_speak
    silver_speak Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    I seriously almost died laughing at the Twitter one!
  51. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Twitter, ftw? I guess some have done just that, what dumbasses.
  52. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    the Crap-on-the-subway thing is some internet thing when some south korean girl was tired of people not cleaning their dog`s s*** on the subway, so she took a crap on her own. She`s now known as "Dog S*** Girl" and had to drop out of her university in SHAME.
  53. Profile photo of LikeOMJ51
    LikeOMJ51 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    Do Not Use Twitter!
    HAhahahaha
  54. Profile photo of HKelch
    HKelch Male 30-39
    113 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    last one is this best
  55. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    Sadly, some people would actually just stand there posting "OMG The building is burning down and people are dying" on their Twitter. The bright-red, all-caps sign is actually necessary.
  56. Profile photo of Mooshoo
    Mooshoo Male 30-39
    215 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    What?? No defecating on the subway? What is this, nazi germany?
  57. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    I like how the guys facial expression in #3 is like "...=/ meh..."

    =D

  58. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    i love the second one XD
  59. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    "cougarselina" Stop spamming, it`s stupid advertising and you wont get more people to the website, chances are you`ll just get blocked. So don`t be a duece.
  60. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    "cougarselina" Now that i think aboot it. SHE IS A SPAMMER MADE BY THAT WEBSIT COUGARSER.COM AND SHE/HE JUST MADE HER PROFILE TO SPAM. LOOK AT HER PROFILE, NO INFO AND MADE TODAY. ALL HER COMMENTS WERE JUST ADVERT.
  61. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    Hey, cougars ay? Sounds like my kind of fun. Please, cougarselina, I`m enthralled. Tell me more.
  62. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    "DO NOT USE TWITTER"
    :D
  63. Profile photo of hotstepper
    hotstepper Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    Are the other people in the defecating sign in their underwear?
  64. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    "They actually need signs to tell people not to drop deuces on the subway?"

    I take it you`ve never been to NYC?

  65. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    The subway defecater looks like hes dancing.
  66. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    I think "Call the fire brigade" is funny then don`t Twitter.
  67. Profile photo of stemsnseeds
    stemsnseeds Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    @jaydeejj

    haha yea.

  68. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    "Sh*tter, no sh*tting!"

    "Awww... fine."

    Is a sign really going to do much? This isn`t Dora the Explorer.

  69. Profile photo of Nightshifter
    Nightshifter Male 18-29
    513 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:14 pm

    Negative_One, It`s known as a Chocolate Rain Dance.
  70. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    anyone else think that the "evacuation chairs" part was freakin` hilarious? .... mmk
  71. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    hgahhah smelly hippies
  72. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    Haha I love the "Don`t use twitter" one.
  73. Profile photo of Ashleyliz
    Ashleyliz Female 18-29
    165 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 11:24 pm
    People do seem to lack a great deal of common sense.
  74. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 2:44 am
    who would use twitter if they were burning? 0_o
  75. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 4:01 am
    Don`t lunge and poo on the subway please.
  76. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 4:15 am
    new update: I`m on fire! Literally

    newest update: somebody call the fire department already!

    sadly enough i can see it happening

  77. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 4:50 am
    the fire twitter one is fake, that part of those signs read something else. and the subway is fake since its a london train, and its a bad photoshop
  78. Profile photo of partyyyy
    partyyyy Male 18-29
    148 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:26 am
    joeyc

    its 4 a laugh!!!!!

    wanker!!

  79. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:57 am
    And if you see someone pooing on the subway, please dont go on twitter
  80. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 6:16 am
    some of them were great others eh
  81. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:12 am
    lmao no pooting on the subway...
  82. Profile photo of ghostofme
    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:16 am
    "the fire twitter one is fake, that part of those signs read something else. and the subway is fake since its a london train, and its a bad photoshop"

    Really? Oh man, for a second there I actually thought a legitimate metro authority would post a sign telling people not to Twitter in the event of a fire.

    Captain Obvious, meet sarcasm...though something tells me you have met before.

  83. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:29 am
    The normal people in the subway defecation one were wearing thongs. Am I the only one to spot that?
  84. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:02 am
    lulz you has achieved it
  85. Profile photo of tie_died
    tie_died Female 18-29
    214 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 8:23 am
    i think it`s supposed to say "do not use elevator", but using twitter is probably just as dangerous
  86. Profile photo of tomahawkjam
    tomahawkjam Male 18-29
    199 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:09 am
    Postovoy thats just the outline of their knees as they`re sitting down, but yeh it kinda looks like thongs haha
  87. Profile photo of jagenigma
    jagenigma Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:18 am
    who would twitter on a fire as it is happening in their own building anyways?
    "OMG there is a fire in my building and OMG it is at my door, Im an idiot for twittering instead of actually getting out of the building"
  88. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:33 am
    The "Don`t use Twitter" and "Hippies use back door" was funny.
  89. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 10:41 am
    I lol`d.

    I don`t have a twitter, and I never will. My life is not that interesting. XP

  90. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    Deja vu...
  91. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Why don`t we have any awesome signs like these in Tampa, Florida?!
  92. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    "who would twitter on a fire as it is happening in their own building anyways?
    "OMG there is a fire in my building and OMG it is at my door, Im an idiot for twittering instead of actually getting out of the building"

    maybe he could twitter it from their phone once they get out duh

  93. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    hhahaha. twitter.
  94. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    i lol`d at the hippies one.
  95. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    I absolutely love the stance the stick figure has when he`s taking a dump. Really freakin` gets into it. lol
  96. Profile photo of xoTreesha
    xoTreesha Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 11:31 pm
    Poor hippies, no love. Haha..
  97. Profile photo of facepalmist
    facepalmist Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 12:26 am
    i have the hippies one on my front door :D
  98. Profile photo of Realbman
    Realbman Male 13-17
    342 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:53 am
    ROFL do not use twitter
    "On fire right now"
  99. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Seen on Twitter: I`M ON FIRE! I`M REALLY HOT!
  100. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    hm. Ive always pondered whether shatting on a subway was prohibited or not.
  101. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    June 26, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    No Twitter during a fire!? Meh, I have a facebook instead anyway...
  102. Profile photo of turbotong
    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 28, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    In some Asian countries where diapers are few or unaffordable, it is acceptable for little babies to poop/pee in public. That explains the first post.
  103. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    lol hippies use back door. no exceptions. love it.
  104. Profile photo of handlandj
    handlandj Male 13-17
    4 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Many people have crapped in a subway, and many thousands have done so in walmarts, which has all been posted herein, that is, within the website. And a lot of the posts are IN THE USA! That is, those in the videos crapping are AMERICANS in AMERICAN ESTABLISHMENTS. So i would say that the first sign is 100% necessary, so that incontinent old people (and any hobos/{drugees?}) can stop crapping up public establishments. And i hate hippies, since all that marijuana destroys the atmosphere and local ecology "MAN". Then they crap. A lot. And eat hot dogs. AND CRAP SOME MORE!
  105. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 11, 2009 at 10:35 am
    lol "Attack the fire if safe to do so"

    "Do not use twitter"

  106. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    August 14, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    lol the cellphone pervert
  107. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    August 22, 2009 at 7:47 am
    Really turbotong? Wow! :O.

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