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Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

They actually need signs to tell people not to drop deuces on the subway?
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Male 233
Really turbotong? Wow! :O.
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Male 371
lol the cellphone pervert
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Male 191
lol "Attack the fire if safe to do so"

"Do not use twitter"

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Male 4
Many people have crapped in a subway, and many thousands have done so in walmarts, which has all been posted herein, that is, within the website. And a lot of the posts are IN THE USA! That is, those in the videos crapping are AMERICANS in AMERICAN ESTABLISHMENTS. So i would say that the first sign is 100% necessary, so that incontinent old people (and any hobos/{drugees?}) can stop crapping up public establishments. And i hate hippies, since all that marijuana destroys the atmosphere and local ecology "MAN". Then they crap. A lot. And eat hot dogs. AND CRAP SOME MORE!
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Female 1,412
lol hippies use back door. no exceptions. love it.
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Male 600
In some Asian countries where diapers are few or unaffordable, it is acceptable for little babies to poop/pee in public. That explains the first post.
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Male 205
No Twitter during a fire!? Meh, I have a facebook instead anyway...
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Male 313
hm. Ive always pondered whether shatting on a subway was prohibited or not.
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Male 2,552
Seen on Twitter: I`M ON FIRE! I`M REALLY HOT!
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Male 342
ROFL do not use twitter
"On fire right now"
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Male 63
i have the hippies one on my front door :D
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Female 77
Poor hippies, no love. Haha..
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Male 838
I absolutely love the stance the stick figure has when he`s taking a dump. Really freakin` gets into it. lol
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Male 524
i lol`d at the hippies one.
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Female 609
hhahaha. twitter.
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Male 3,296
"who would twitter on a fire as it is happening in their own building anyways?
"OMG there is a fire in my building and OMG it is at my door, Im an idiot for twittering instead of actually getting out of the building"

maybe he could twitter it from their phone once they get out duh

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Female 1,436
Why don`t we have any awesome signs like these in Tampa, Florida?!
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Male 674
Deja vu...
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Female 1,231
I lol`d.

I don`t have a twitter, and I never will. My life is not that interesting. XP

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Female 9,557
The "Don`t use Twitter" and "Hippies use back door" was funny.
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Male 145
who would twitter on a fire as it is happening in their own building anyways?
"OMG there is a fire in my building and OMG it is at my door, Im an idiot for twittering instead of actually getting out of the building"
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Male 199
Postovoy thats just the outline of their knees as they`re sitting down, but yeh it kinda looks like thongs haha
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Female 214
i think it`s supposed to say "do not use elevator", but using twitter is probably just as dangerous
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Male 257
lulz you has achieved it
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Male 462
The normal people in the subway defecation one were wearing thongs. Am I the only one to spot that?
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Male 516
"the fire twitter one is fake, that part of those signs read something else. and the subway is fake since its a london train, and its a bad photoshop"

Really? Oh man, for a second there I actually thought a legitimate metro authority would post a sign telling people not to Twitter in the event of a fire.

Captain Obvious, meet sarcasm...though something tells me you have met before.

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Female 265
lmao no pooting on the subway...
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Female 344
some of them were great others eh
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Male 1,718
And if you see someone pooing on the subway, please dont go on twitter
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Male 148
joeyc

its 4 a laugh!!!!!

wanker!!

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Male 721
the fire twitter one is fake, that part of those signs read something else. and the subway is fake since its a london train, and its a bad photoshop
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Female 961
new update: I`m on fire! Literally

newest update: somebody call the fire department already!

sadly enough i can see it happening

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Female 718
Don`t lunge and poo on the subway please.
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Male 844
who would use twitter if they were burning? 0_o
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Female 165
People do seem to lack a great deal of common sense.
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Male 1,232
Haha I love the "Don`t use twitter" one.
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Male 310
hgahhah smelly hippies
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Male 213
anyone else think that the "evacuation chairs" part was freakin` hilarious? .... mmk
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Male 513

Negative_One, It`s known as a Chocolate Rain Dance.
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Female 15,763
"Sh*tter, no sh*tting!"

"Awww... fine."

Is a sign really going to do much? This isn`t Dora the Explorer.

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Female 6
@jaydeejj

haha yea.

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Female 713
I think "Call the fire brigade" is funny then don`t Twitter.
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Male 2,582
The subway defecater looks like hes dancing.
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Male 1,215
"They actually need signs to tell people not to drop deuces on the subway?"

I take it you`ve never been to NYC?

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Male 20
Are the other people in the defecating sign in their underwear?
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Female 372
"DO NOT USE TWITTER"
:D
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Male 362
Hey, cougars ay? Sounds like my kind of fun. Please, cougarselina, I`m enthralled. Tell me more.
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Male 296
"cougarselina" Now that i think aboot it. SHE IS A SPAMMER MADE BY THAT WEBSIT COUGARSER.COM AND SHE/HE JUST MADE HER PROFILE TO SPAM. LOOK AT HER PROFILE, NO INFO AND MADE TODAY. ALL HER COMMENTS WERE JUST ADVERT.
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Male 296
"cougarselina" Stop spamming, it`s stupid advertising and you wont get more people to the website, chances are you`ll just get blocked. So don`t be a duece.
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Female 901
i love the second one XD
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Male 150
I like how the guys facial expression in #3 is like "...=/ meh..."

=D

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Male 215
What?? No defecating on the subway? What is this, nazi germany?
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Male 1,598
Sadly, some people would actually just stand there posting "OMG The building is burning down and people are dying" on their Twitter. The bright-red, all-caps sign is actually necessary.
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Male 113
last one is this best
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Female 33
Do Not Use Twitter!
HAhahahaha
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Female 1,043
the Crap-on-the-subway thing is some internet thing when some south korean girl was tired of people not cleaning their dog`s s*** on the subway, so she took a crap on her own. She`s now known as "Dog S*** Girl" and had to drop out of her university in SHAME.
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Female 1,063
Twitter, ftw? I guess some have done just that, what dumbasses.
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Male 5,189
#3 Lol.
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Female 69
I seriously almost died laughing at the Twitter one!
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Male 2,125
Twitter message: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
Response: We don`t need no water let the motherf*cker burn!
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Female 299
I have never seen that sign on the northern line. I`m going to look out for it next time though! It would be funnier if it was in their `love is...` adverts for the underground.
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Female 10
haha, my sister has the hippy sign . . . totally awesome.
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Male 4,867
do not use twitter lolololol
the poopy one on the subway is a very necessary sign...unfourtunatley
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Female 1,148
I guess I`ll have to use the back door...damn..
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Male 27
dont use twitter!!
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Female 1,264
"Do not use Twitter"

"Dear Twitter: OMFG there iz totally a FIRE at Burger King :D BRB!"

LOL could not have put it better XD

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Male 3,255
Hahahahaha! That last one is awesome!
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Female 4,197
i saw #4 on another blog a couple of days ago, it made me lol so hard
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Male 30
4th is obviously a photoshop...
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Male 221
#4 = WIN
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Male 690
like the guy pooting on the subway
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Male 181
Some of these are obviously photoshopped...I`ll believe that the japanese one is real though, they have some crazy stuff over there.
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Male 721
just noticed that the no pooting on the subway is fake also. thats a london underground train. since when did we call it the subway. plus the angle of the words is wrong as those banners are curved
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Male 2,528
Some of these signs would be much more entertaining if they were not photoshopped.
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Male 10,855
#4: OMG Fire!
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Female 96
Dear Twitter: OMFG there iz totally a FIRE at Burger King :D BRB!
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Male 195
DO NOT USE TWITTER!

lawl

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Female 509
lolz on all of them! Sad thing about it is, people really do that dumb stuff...IAB showed a video of a man defacating in a large, potted plant at the mall.
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Male 1,505
And here I was about to go crap in a subway. Then I saw that damned sign.

/cry

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Male 12,138
Hehe, nice one ninja.
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Male 67
For No. 1 You can also see the text doesn`t follow the curviture or angle of the sign
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Male 610
smort, i`m pretty sure it`s real. it just happened at the subways near me. they sell it, and call it a "5 dollar footlong"
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Male 1,254
Yay! I have the Hippies Use Backdoor sign in my apartment. And it is actually pointing at the backdoor.

Heh, I heart that sign.

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Male 127
Yeah, 1`s definitely fake. For one thing, the map in at the top of the pic is from the London Underground (the Northern Line, if I`m not mistaken), where people don`t refer to the tube as a subway. Plus, I don`t see Transport For London putting a sign up like that.


Oh, and public defecation`s completely normal and accepted here ;)

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Male 2,552
LOL @ Twitter
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Male 4,393
do not use twitter??
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Male 721
the fire one is faked. the sign actually says "Do not stop to collect personal belongings". still funny though
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Male 227
VERY NICE!!!! Thank you Pat125!!
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Male 3,058
1, 2, and 4 are obviously fake.
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Male 756
"The guy in the "no defecating" sign makes me think of Terence & Philip dancing while singing the "Uncle [email protected]#$er" song from the south park movie..."

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I think this makes it more anatomically accurate..

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Male 7,933
do not use twitter
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Female 7,994
Plus- we spell it defaecating, that is an americanism.
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Male 701
the bottom one is hard to read with all the freakin website watermarks on it.
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Male 38
"Gluggr
Male, 18-29, Europe
289 Posts Wednesday, June 24, 2009 1:18:29 PM
I never say this, but #1 looks shopped. The picture is slightly bent, but the text isn`t. Experts?"

That one is definitively fake: It shows a London Underground (the "Tube")carriage while the sign refers to the "Subway": that is an American term. In England a subway is a pedestrian underpass.

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Male 1
The first one is completely fake: it`s posted on a London Underground Northern Line train, but the ultra-PC officials at Transport for London would never put something so funny up.
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Female 2,120
@ maxxb117
Do you really need to?
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Male 1,629
even if the twitter one was fake its funny as hell b/c of that picture a couple weeks ago of that huge fire and half the people used twitter while running away
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Male 68
@Gluggr

You are right. Notice in the empty right side of the sign how to coloring is inconsistent.

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Male 387
monkeycreed, the Twitter one actually exists
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Male 387
I cant read the third one
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Male 21
Do not twitter one was photoshoped, other ones maybe real.
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Female 295
ahahaha! I love the last one!
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Male 227
The guy in the "no defecating" sign makes me think of Terence & Philip dancing while singing the "Uncle [email protected]#$er" song from the south park movie...
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Male 422
I never say this, but #1 looks shopped. The picture is slightly bent, but the text isn`t. Experts?
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Male 1,220
i didnt realize twitter was so dangerous
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Male 143
DO NOT USE TWITTER!!!!!!!

shouldn`t we always be doing that? not just during a fire?

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Male 1,383
I`ve always wanted to smear my own fecal matter on an underground train...
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Male 20,825
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