39 More Retarded Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

And after you check out all 39 pics, count how many people insist on saying they"ve "seen all these pics" in the forum.
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Male 2
Great silly signs, lol, will make anyone laugh!!
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http://www.SeanVanity.Com
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Female 164
We need to make an updated version of the "No Face Book Chatter" sign. Awesome.
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Female 3
whats wrong wit the high school sign???
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Female 59
#24

Isnt that illegal? I mean, someone paid for that! (I get the joke, but advertisements cost a lot)

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Male 210
"any persons (except players) caught collectiong golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed"
i seriously nearly choked of laughing
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Male 159
i like the graffiti ones. lol.
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Male 191
I dont get it, what was wrong with the high school sign
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Male 35
Haha these are awesome! Portable McDonalds anyone? :o
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Female 1,199
Oh my... These were great! :D
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Female 27
black mushrooms rape!?! since when!?!?!? :o
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Male 168
Hate getting stuck behind those damn Red Squirrels. lol
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Male 15,832
@rocklobster "maximum legally permissable strength of velocity for forward progress... frikin try to read that doin 30!"

Hey, I could read frikin War and Peace doin` 30. 30 isn`t driving, it`s just moving your car.

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Female 713
Engrish!
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Female 49
haha YEAH vancouver.. with your silly dog sign.
We in "Hollywood North" have a sense of humour :)
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Female 324
I like the one "talking about facebook is not allowed"
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Female 5,222
kum and go`s are ALL over colorado..
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Female 304
You know, those Yo-yo games are about as dangerous as they get. And that "if door does not open DO NOT ENTER" is some very good advice! I wonder what incident happened that made it neccesary to put it there though...
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Male 79
maximum legally permissable strength of velocity for forward progress... frikin try to read that doin 30!
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Male 1,590
All your base are belong to us.
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Male 70
ha ha to the last one. I live in Iowa and "Kum & Go" is everywhere. We also like to call it "Jizz and Jet" and "Ejaculate and Evacuate."
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Female 857
Yum, black mushroom rape.
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Female 4,197
hey ive seen that fresh pet meat sign lol

i wonder how many these AREN`T shopped

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Male 3,296
so they now engrish funny
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Male 122
I have seen the Kum & Go place, and there were lots of photos. The toilet positions sign is the best.
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Female 56
Press up to go up.
Press down to go down.

;D

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Male 92
what`s wrong with the slow children ahead sign? is it because it`s a trailer park? that`s not even all that funny.
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Female 761
Goodness, where do I start...lmao at the `how to use the bathroom correctly` sign.
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Female 155
haha...yeah, there`s a kum & go just down the street from me! Though, now its a Super X -- whatever that means
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Female 32
For those who missed it, Colton High is missing a t in `committed.`
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Male 1,148
A lot of very funny signs :P
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Male 426
What is wrong with the Colton high school one?
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Male 145
Woah, I didn`t know Kum & Go wasn`t very popular.
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Female 8
There are a lot of Kum & Go stations in Arkansas.
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Male 150
hehe.
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Male 257
hahaha lol
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Male 2
I girl at my school wears a "Kum & Go" shirt a lot... nice to know it`s an actual place >_<
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Male 243
thatn one about picking up after your dog is like 10 blocks away from my house in North Vancouver
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Male 19
haha they were awesome. have to say, when companies are making their signs do they not notices things like on the computer doctors one? hum. lol
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Male 28
I`ve seen simmilar ;p
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Female 265
these are awesome
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Male 844
lol, "graffiti is a FUN crime" - made my day
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Female 609
i love all of the graffiti ones =P
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Female 56
"I HATE CHANGING THIS SIGN"
I like that one.
That person probably got fired.
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Male 71
toilet cameras where can i get some????jk
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Female 961
the golf balls one is a bit excessive and the "i hate changing this sign" one is hilarious
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Female 220
tiggerwitch1: They spelled `committed` wrong :-|
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Male 1,704
"what`s wrong with the colton high school sign?"

it`s spelt "committed" -- with 2 t`s...

im guessing thats the problem with it.

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Female 587
what`s wrong with the colton high school sign?
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Male 995
Sorry Lion, I have to go with Thatwasfunny on this one, it`s a john thomas
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Male 12,365
"The temple explodes the chicken cube"

Can someone here give an accurate translation? It`s usually possible to at least get the gist of this sort of mistranslation, but that`s too weird.

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Male 2,862
I so hope the Colton High School one is real.
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Male 8,300
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Male 2,552
The best, in no particulat order though:
1: the speedlimit sign
2. the golfball warning sign
3. the sign to dog owners
4. "press up to go up, press down to go down."
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Male 8,300
> ThatWasFunny

I thought it looked more like a bum; I don`t know whether that makes you the sickest, for thinking it was a penis, or me for thinking it was a bum :-/

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Male 701
The Computer Docters - was supposed to look like a penis, right?
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Female 103
mmmm black mushroom rape. sounds tasty,:-?
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Male 322
amonamarth20: yeah! And what irks me more is that, a tattoo artist usually gets the stencil checked by the tattoee first, so if it STILL gets misspelt, its equally the fault of the person who`s getting the tattoo!
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Male 250
"Whats so bad about the first one? Just that they misspelt cheap?"

my guess is that a tattoo place thats advertising that their good and precise cant spell cheap right.
makes ya wonder what else there gonna miss spell... maybe a tattoo of someones mothers or lovers name maybe?

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Male 162
will have their ball removed.

OMG hahah thats so good.

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Male 422
The temple explodes the chicken cube! I should have known!
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Male 2,121
Whats so bad about the first one? Just that they misspelt cheap?
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Female 79
#37 ftw.
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Female 519
Committed has two T`s, for those of you who are still wondering.
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Male 322
What`s really funny is the number of people of various age groups not getting the high school one. :-)
Makes one wonder...did they study there? :-?
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Female 986
:) I always love visiting North Van and even Vancouver for that sign haha We are such dorks
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Male 374
yeah this was a very good set. WIN.
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Male 1,226
Black mushroom rape FTW :D
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Female 150
LOL I liked them all
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Male 5,189
Red Squirrel. :D
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Male 310
lolololol
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Female 187
i didn`t know colton high school was THAT big of a joke. it is a bad school though... but it would be, because it is in colton.
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Male 8,300
Ah, so the camera in the toilets is for Scientists to look at? Now I`m reassured... we all know what normal, well-adjusted social lives Scientists have...
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Male 524
lmao at all the other names for kum and. cream and leave lol
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Male 362
i`ve got a kum and go on my corner. is it a chain or did SOMETHING IN MY TOWN GET ON I-A-B!!! other than that murdered abortion doctor.
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Male 384
LMAO @ black mushroom rape. too funny.
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Male 548
haha i have a kum & go hat.
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Male 820
My favorite was the [quote]Maximum legally permissible strength of velocity for forward progress.[/quote] sign.
However, if you drive in reverse, and manage to go over 30, is that legal? it only says forward progress.
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Male 15,832
@notparis "I grew up with "Kum and Go" stores around Iowa. We usually refer to them as "sperm and split" or "cream and leave". haha"

I had one of these just down the street. Not to brag, or anything, but I came up with an even better name: the Jizz and Whiz!

BTW I have seen only one of these signs, and probably three or four of these pics.

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Female 1,063
lmao @ fried pimple
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Female 1,063
yeah whats up with the High School one :-/
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Female 11
Committed is spelled wrong on the Colton High School sign.
I love the right and wrong ways to use the toilet sign. lol
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Female 54
i dont get the colton high school sign??
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Male 438
Unfortunately most Red Squirrels are drunks so they can`t drive.
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Female 5
I grew up with "Kum and Go" stores around Iowa. We usually refer to them as "sperm and split" or "cream and leave". haha
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Male 11,739
I have not only seen each and every one of these signs, I wrote them all. So there.
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Female 4,447
Kum and Go is a must stop destination on any road trip in the Midwest. It is required of every member of your trip going party to purchase a Kum and Go lighter, even if they`ll never use it.
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Male 612
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Male 38
Mmmm... Black Mushroom Rape. Tasty :D
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Male 17
I actually saw one of those "Kum and go`s" driving through Colorado, lol
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Female 83
my favorite is the speed limit sign!
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Female 76
Damnation. These picture are slightly disturbing. These images come to show how our economy is decreasing by our mental knowledge. D: We live in a funny yet sad world.
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Male 15,510
Get the hell out of here you chicken of your mother
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Male 138
love the facebook one
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Female 15,763
"TOILET CAMERAS?!?!
IS NO ONE DISTURBED BY THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

I`m more disturbed by your abuse of punctuation.

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Female 224
TOILET CAMERAS?!?!
IS NO ONE DISTURBED BY THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Female 1,269
@ feiku

yes because the majority of "pics" are abusive to animals...

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Male 78
The Vancouver dog sign isn`t retarded...
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Male 288
My favorite are the translation signs!
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Male 162
I`ve seen ones like that Yo-Yo one before. It`s usually in dining areas and other places where, with all the dishes mixed with horribly managed youth, the yo-yo certainly is a dangerous game.
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Male 967
Black mushrooms = rape? Those crazy Chinese and their psychedelic drugs!

LOL @ the Ace one. It must be from their employee of the month.

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Female 525
I have a book that`s basically dedicated to finding these, and I was pleasantly surprised to discover I didn`t know all of them! :D
Good collection. <3 pics..as long as they`re not animal abusive.
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Female 408
"the maximum legally permissible strength of velocity for foward progress"
hahahahaha
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Male 3,014
Ninja`d.
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Male 3,014
v It says "Commited" when the correct spelling is "Committed." Made more ironic that they say they are committed to high standards, yet can`t manage to get a properly spelled sign.
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Male 5,314
sweet speed limit
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Female 45
It says "Commited to high standards" instead of "Committed to high standards". You`d think a school that takes pride in educating young people would use spell check for things like that.
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Female 54
Committed - <--Notice the two Ts.
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Male 1,064
what was so funny about the colton high school one?
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Male 91
This was a very good collection of pictures
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Male 2,125
You lose your balls for stealing golf balls? That`s a bit harsh ain`t it? What about the ladies? What do they lose?
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Male 12
"Racism...not allowed"

We should just put these signs all over the South! I wonder why we didn`t think of this before...

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Female 15
Wow. That`s surprising! I`ve only seen a few of these before!
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Male 670
I love the toilet and drowning ones.

The dog crap sign was at least interesting to look at, though.

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Male 322
Hahaha that McDonald`s one is actually near my home in Karachi. Its funny because a month after he opened up his kiosk, another guy opened one up with a Pizza Hut sign, however the poor guy didn`t know what Pizza was anyway, he just saw the outlet in the suburb and used its logo. Started selling homemade burgers! This is all too common in Karachi...we even have Subways where the title is a mix of Urdu and English, `sub` means `all` so they have these kiosks saying we make your food in `all ways`! :-P
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Female 354
These are some epic pics. keep`em coming!
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Male 12,138
Welcome back, Negative_One. ;-)
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Male 2,395
The drowning one ftw XD
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Male 2,582
"so far I only count one a$$hole letting us know how cool he is since he`s seen them ALL before."
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I just got off a month long ban, why not...
<clears throat>
I..... have seen all of these pics before.

Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

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Male 119
damn it. i laughed so hard i ruined a cd i was burning on my laptop. :P
good pics.
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Male 3,058
Some of those signs were new to me, and so far I only count one a$$hole letting us know how cool he is since he`s seen them ALL before.
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Male 150
oh... my dear god... the toilet one... pure win... im glad they have it in a bathroom cause i bet everyone who sees it will pee themselves
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Female 34
Lando - the "U" is supposed to be a computer mouse but looks like a dick.
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Male 153
I think most of these are not that funny.
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Female 98
Lando.. to tme, the mouse looks like a schlong. Could be totally wrong. But I think it totally looks like a schlong.
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Female 154
"Slow Children Ahead" and "Take care falling into water!" Made me laugh.
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Male 3,842
Mix of Engrish, accidentally funny ones (like the Church one where a 4-inch tongue brings a 6-foot man to his knees...heh!) and purposeful ones like the guy who called his little roadside stand "McDonald`s" and used their logo to increase his little business...I love it!

I don`t get the one that says "Computer Doctors - We make computers work for you"
Am I missing something? Is it because the little mouse on the sign that represents the letter "U" is drawn strangely? Someone please explain.

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Male 548
Gah I`ve seen these pics!
Not really, the golf balls one was pretty good though.
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Female 901
haha i love the squirrel one XD
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Male 506
Black mushrooms rape!
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Male 12,138
hehe, like your style buzzed!
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Male 93
Kum & Go is around the midwest. I always called it ejaculate & evacuate!
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Male 976
Nacho - Committed is misspelt on the sign.
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Male 2,199
they spelled committed wrong nacho...
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Male 201
I don`t get the school one
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Male 105
I need to get out more..
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Female 1,260
I`m glad someone explained the school one - I didn`t catch the misspelling. I thought it was sposed to be funny because of the sign: Commited to HIGH standards - ya know - HIGH standards....no? I`m the only one? Ah well...nothing new
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Male 707
Gummy is HOT..
you being stupid is all part of the greatness.
id do you.
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Male 204
Heh. I`ve seen a couple. Lesseeheer. . .

The elevator one I`ve seen a lot. The dog one too. The ace hardware one was seen on our High School sign a few times(detentionees are made to change the announcements). Seen the bathroom one at several bars. "Slow children" is quite common around here - except it`s in yellow. Haven`t seen the others before except for pics of the Oreo/Oscar Meyer one.

I liked this collection.

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Male 3,755
"Little do people know, Yo-yo`s were invented as a weapon."

Well, anyone who hadn`t seen the Diet Mountain Dew commercial wouldn`t know that.

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Male 4,867
...i seen em all before
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Male 778
I think i`ll take an order of Black Mushroom rape with a desert order of Boiled cake at the Word of LIfe church.

Indeed so.

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Male 182
"I don`t understand the school one. Is it spelled wrong? Spelt? I feel really stupid."

It`s supposed to be spelled "committed", with 2 T`s...

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Female 1,412
I don`t understand the school one. Is it spelled wrong? Spelt? I feel really stupid.
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Male 12,138
vv Weird how they never really caught on, eh?
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Male 480
Little do people know, Yo-yo`s were invented as a weapon.
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Male 394
a 4 inch tung can sure bring me to my knees, ill tell ya that :D
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Male 897
Mmmmm Mmmm, I sure could go for some black mushrooms rape right about now!
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Female 9,601
There`s a TON of Kum & Go gas stations where I live... *Looks down block and sees one.*
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Male 339
Wow I think I`ve actually seen a good number of these in real life. Reminds me of the retarded ones on Hong Kong nature trails. Oh by the way, I think its worth adding that they MASS PRODUCED the `fall into water carefully one`. It`s absolutely everywhere in Hong Kong. I swear the translators must`ve been dyslexic.
Another one for the metro there is "When the train is on fire, beware and caution the train. Boarding is prohibit."
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Male 3,755
Not only have I seen all these pics, I took all of them on a whirlwind trip around the globe.
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Male 208
No racism or outside food? That is not the place I want to go.
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Male 37
I didn`t get a few... In the sense that they made perfect sense.
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Male 341
Seen all these pics...
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Male 1,598
JESUS CHRIST! That`s a little harsh just for stealing golf balls, isn`t it?
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Female 77
lol, those were funny.
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Female 142
Hah, the dog one is from B.C, I`m not surprised. You just KNOW that whoever came up with that part was stoned at the time. Good old B.C hydro.
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Male 35
I`ve actually seen none of them before.
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Male 7,933
damn those slow driving squirrels
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Male 21,060
Link: 39 More Retarded Signs [Pics] [Rate Link] - And after you check out all 39 pics, count how many people insist on saying they`ve `seen all these pics` in the forum.
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