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39 More Retarded Signs [Pics]

And after you check out all 39 pics, count how many people insist on saying they”ve “seen all these pics” in the forum.

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19370 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Link: 39 More Retarded Signs - And after you check out all 39 pics, count how many people insist on saying they`ve `seen all these pics` in the forum.
  2. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7933 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    damn those slow driving squirrels
  3. Profile photo of ak47mybut2
    ak47mybut2 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    I`ve actually seen none of them before.
  4. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    Hah, the dog one is from B.C, I`m not surprised. You just KNOW that whoever came up with that part was stoned at the time. Good old B.C hydro.
  5. Profile photo of SillyLily94
    SillyLily94 Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    lol, those were funny.
  6. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    JESUS CHRIST! That`s a little harsh just for stealing golf balls, isn`t it?
  7. Profile photo of Ron_Burgundy
    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Seen all these pics...
  8. Profile photo of MK1029
    MK1029 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I didn`t get a few... In the sense that they made perfect sense.
  9. Profile photo of Mr_Hym
    Mr_Hym Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    No racism or outside food? That is not the place I want to go.
  10. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3756 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Not only have I seen all these pics, I took all of them on a whirlwind trip around the globe.
  11. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    339 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Wow I think I`ve actually seen a good number of these in real life. Reminds me of the retarded ones on Hong Kong nature trails. Oh by the way, I think its worth adding that they MASS PRODUCED the `fall into water carefully one`. It`s absolutely everywhere in Hong Kong. I swear the translators must`ve been dyslexic.
    Another one for the metro there is "When the train is on fire, beware and caution the train. Boarding is prohibit."
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9328 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    There`s a TON of Kum & Go gas stations where I live... *Looks down block and sees one.*
  13. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Mmmmm Mmmm, I sure could go for some black mushrooms rape right about now!
  14. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    a 4 inch tung can sure bring me to my knees, ill tell ya that :D
  15. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Little do people know, Yo-yo`s were invented as a weapon.
  16. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    vv Weird how they never really caught on, eh?
  17. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    I don`t understand the school one. Is it spelled wrong? Spelt? I feel really stupid.
  18. Profile photo of ApostleT
    ApostleT Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    "I don`t understand the school one. Is it spelled wrong? Spelt? I feel really stupid."

    It`s supposed to be spelled "committed", with 2 T`s...

  19. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    778 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    I think i`ll take an order of Black Mushroom rape with a desert order of Boiled cake at the Word of LIfe church.

    Indeed so.

  20. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4867 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    ...i seen em all before
  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3756 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    "Little do people know, Yo-yo`s were invented as a weapon."

    Well, anyone who hadn`t seen the Diet Mountain Dew commercial wouldn`t know that.

  22. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    204 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Heh. I`ve seen a couple. Lesseeheer. . .

    The elevator one I`ve seen a lot. The dog one too. The ace hardware one was seen on our High School sign a few times(detentionees are made to change the announcements). Seen the bathroom one at several bars. "Slow children" is quite common around here - except it`s in yellow. Haven`t seen the others before except for pics of the Oreo/Oscar Meyer one.

    I liked this collection.

  23. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    705 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Gummy is HOT..
    you being stupid is all part of the greatness.
    id do you.
  24. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1260 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    I`m glad someone explained the school one - I didn`t catch the misspelling. I thought it was sposed to be funny because of the sign: Commited to HIGH standards - ya know - HIGH standards....no? I`m the only one? Ah well...nothing new
  25. Profile photo of Lamchop
    Lamchop Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    I need to get out more..
  26. Profile photo of nacho187
    nacho187 Male 13-17
    201 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    I don`t get the school one
  27. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2199 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    they spelled committed wrong nacho...
  28. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
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    June 9, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Nacho - Committed is misspelt on the sign.
  29. Profile photo of iambuzzed
    iambuzzed Male 40-49
    93 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Kum & Go is around the midwest. I always called it ejaculate & evacuate!
  30. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    hehe, like your style buzzed!
  31. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Black mushrooms rape!
  32. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    haha i love the squirrel one XD
  33. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    Gah I`ve seen these pics!
    Not really, the golf balls one was pretty good though.
  34. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3842 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Mix of Engrish, accidentally funny ones (like the Church one where a 4-inch tongue brings a 6-foot man to his knees...heh!) and purposeful ones like the guy who called his little roadside stand "McDonald`s" and used their logo to increase his little business...I love it!

    I don`t get the one that says "Computer Doctors - We make computers work for you"
    Am I missing something? Is it because the little mouse on the sign that represents the letter "U" is drawn strangely? Someone please explain.

  35. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    154 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    "Slow Children Ahead" and "Take care falling into water!" Made me laugh.
  36. Profile photo of acthrellis
    acthrellis Female 18-29
    98 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Lando.. to tme, the mouse looks like a schlong. Could be totally wrong. But I think it totally looks like a schlong.
  37. Profile photo of 1337_mod
    1337_mod Male 13-17
    153 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    I think most of these are not that funny.
  38. Profile photo of smitty1288
    smitty1288 Female 13-17
    34 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Lando - the "U" is supposed to be a computer mouse but looks like a dick.
  39. Profile photo of DaSheezy
    DaSheezy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    oh... my dear god... the toilet one... pure win... im glad they have it in a bathroom cause i bet everyone who sees it will pee themselves
  40. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3057 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    Some of those signs were new to me, and so far I only count one a$$hole letting us know how cool he is since he`s seen them ALL before.
  41. Profile photo of someguy83
    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    damn it. i laughed so hard i ruined a cd i was burning on my laptop. :P
    good pics.
  42. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2582 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    "so far I only count one a$$hole letting us know how cool he is since he`s seen them ALL before."
    ----------------------------------------
    I just got off a month long ban, why not...
    <clears throat>
    I..... have seen all of these pics before.

    Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen.

  43. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2395 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    The drowning one ftw XD
  44. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Welcome back, Negative_One. ;-)
  45. Profile photo of Armanith
    Armanith Female 18-29
    354 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    These are some epic pics. keep`em coming!
  46. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Hahaha that McDonald`s one is actually near my home in Karachi. Its funny because a month after he opened up his kiosk, another guy opened one up with a Pizza Hut sign, however the poor guy didn`t know what Pizza was anyway, he just saw the outlet in the suburb and used its logo. Started selling homemade burgers! This is all too common in Karachi...we even have Subways where the title is a mix of Urdu and English, `sub` means `all` so they have these kiosks saying we make your food in `all ways`! :-P
  47. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    I love the toilet and drowning ones.

    The dog crap sign was at least interesting to look at, though.

  48. Profile photo of bunny_bob
    bunny_bob Female 13-17
    15 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    Wow. That`s surprising! I`ve only seen a few of these before!
  49. Profile photo of jasonfly
    jasonfly Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    "Racism...not allowed"

    We should just put these signs all over the South! I wonder why we didn`t think of this before...

  50. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2125 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    You lose your balls for stealing golf balls? That`s a bit harsh ain`t it? What about the ladies? What do they lose?
  51. Profile photo of GrayFox
    GrayFox Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    This was a very good collection of pictures
  52. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    what was so funny about the colton high school one?
  53. Profile photo of LestatR13
    LestatR13 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Committed - <--Notice the two Ts.
  54. Profile photo of vitaminjunky
    vitaminjunky Female 18-29
    45 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    It says "Commited to high standards" instead of "Committed to high standards". You`d think a school that takes pride in educating young people would use spell check for things like that.
  55. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3014 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    v It says "Commited" when the correct spelling is "Committed." Made more ironic that they say they are committed to high standards, yet can`t manage to get a properly spelled sign.
  56. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5314 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    sweet speed limit
  57. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3014 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    Ninja`d.
  58. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    "the maximum legally permissible strength of velocity for foward progress"
    hahahahaha
  59. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    525 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    I have a book that`s basically dedicated to finding these, and I was pleasantly surprised to discover I didn`t know all of them! :D
    Good collection. <3 pics..as long as they`re not animal abusive.
  60. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Black mushrooms = rape? Those crazy Chinese and their psychedelic drugs!

    LOL @ the Ace one. It must be from their employee of the month.

  61. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    I`ve seen ones like that Yo-Yo one before. It`s usually in dining areas and other places where, with all the dishes mixed with horribly managed youth, the yo-yo certainly is a dangerous game.
  62. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    288 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    My favorite are the translation signs!
  63. Profile photo of PSU840
    PSU840 Male 18-29
    78 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    The Vancouver dog sign isn`t retarded...
  64. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    @ feiku

    yes because the majority of "pics" are abusive to animals...

  65. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    TOILET CAMERAS?!?!
    IS NO ONE DISTURBED BY THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  66. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15763 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    "TOILET CAMERAS?!?!
    IS NO ONE DISTURBED BY THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

    I`m more disturbed by your abuse of punctuation.

  67. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    love the facebook one
  68. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15510 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Get the hell out of here you chicken of your mother
  69. Profile photo of RandomRamen
    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Damnation. These picture are slightly disturbing. These images come to show how our economy is decreasing by our mental knowledge. D: We live in a funny yet sad world.
  70. Profile photo of bejoty
    bejoty Female 13-17
    83 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    my favorite is the speed limit sign!
  71. Profile photo of Dethklok360
    Dethklok360 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    I actually saw one of those "Kum and go`s" driving through Colorado, lol
  72. Profile photo of Brymis
    Brymis Male 13-17
    38 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Mmmm... Black Mushroom Rape. Tasty :D
  73. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    reply
  74. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    Kum and Go is a must stop destination on any road trip in the Midwest. It is required of every member of your trip going party to purchase a Kum and Go lighter, even if they`ll never use it.
  75. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11740 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    I have not only seen each and every one of these signs, I wrote them all. So there.
  76. Profile photo of notparis
    notparis Female 30-39
    5 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    I grew up with "Kum and Go" stores around Iowa. We usually refer to them as "sperm and split" or "cream and leave". haha
  77. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Unfortunately most Red Squirrels are drunks so they can`t drive.
  78. Profile photo of emmajean89
    emmajean89 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    i dont get the colton high school sign??
  79. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2113 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    actually, i have not seen any of them before

    whats wrong with the high school one?

  80. Profile photo of blackfire29
    blackfire29 Female 18-29
    11 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    Committed is spelled wrong on the Colton High School sign.
    I love the right and wrong ways to use the toilet sign. lol
  81. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    yeah whats up with the High School one :-/
  82. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    lmao @ fried pimple
  83. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15832 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    @notparis "I grew up with "Kum and Go" stores around Iowa. We usually refer to them as "sperm and split" or "cream and leave". haha"

    I had one of these just down the street. Not to brag, or anything, but I came up with an even better name: the Jizz and Whiz!

    BTW I have seen only one of these signs, and probably three or four of these pics.

  84. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    My favorite was the Maximum legally permissible strength of velocity for forward progress. sign.
    However, if you drive in reverse, and manage to go over 30, is that legal? it only says forward progress.
  85. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    haha i have a kum & go hat.
  86. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    384 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    LMAO @ black mushroom rape. too funny.
  87. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    i`ve got a kum and go on my corner. is it a chain or did SOMETHING IN MY TOWN GET ON I-A-B!!! other than that murdered abortion doctor.
  88. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    lmao at all the other names for kum and. cream and leave lol
  89. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8302 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Ah, so the camera in the toilets is for Scientists to look at? Now I`m reassured... we all know what normal, well-adjusted social lives Scientists have...
  90. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    i didn`t know colton high school was THAT big of a joke. it is a bad school though... but it would be, because it is in colton.
  91. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    lolololol
  92. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    LOL I liked them all
  93. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:43 pm
    Black mushroom rape FTW :D
  94. Profile photo of IABbrandon
    IABbrandon Male 18-29
    374 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    yeah this was a very good set. WIN.
  95. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    June 9, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    :) I always love visiting North Van and even Vancouver for that sign haha We are such dorks
  96. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:30 am
    What`s really funny is the number of people of various age groups not getting the high school one. :-)
    Makes one wonder...did they study there? :-?
  97. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:46 am
    Committed has two T`s, for those of you who are still wondering.
  98. Profile photo of ashley6405
    ashley6405 Female 18-29
    79 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:50 am
    #37 ftw.
  99. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 1:07 am
    Whats so bad about the first one? Just that they misspelt cheap?
  100. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    June 10, 2009 at 1:20 am
    The temple explodes the chicken cube! I should have known!
  101. Profile photo of wtffail
    wtffail Male 13-17
    162 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:56 am
    will have their ball removed.

    OMG hahah thats so good.

  102. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:05 am
    "Whats so bad about the first one? Just that they misspelt cheap?"

    my guess is that a tattoo place thats advertising that their good and precise cant spell cheap right.
    makes ya wonder what else there gonna miss spell... maybe a tattoo of someones mothers or lovers name maybe?

  103. Profile photo of apermal
    apermal Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:29 am
    amonamarth20: yeah! And what irks me more is that, a tattoo artist usually gets the stencil checked by the tattoee first, so if it STILL gets misspelt, its equally the fault of the person who`s getting the tattoo!
  104. Profile photo of bikergirl
    bikergirl Female 18-29
    103 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:42 am
    mmmm black mushroom rape. sounds tasty,:-?
  105. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 2:54 am
    The Computer Docters - was supposed to look like a penis, right?
  106. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8302 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:43 am
    > ThatWasFunny

    I thought it looked more like a bum; I don`t know whether that makes you the sickest, for thinking it was a penis, or me for thinking it was a bum :-/

  107. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2553 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:00 am
    The best, in no particulat order though:
    1: the speedlimit sign
    2. the golfball warning sign
    3. the sign to dog owners
    4. "press up to go up, press down to go down."
  108. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    June 10, 2009 at 5:06 am
  109. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2858 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:28 am
    I so hope the Colton High School one is real.
  110. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12365 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:34 am
    "The temple explodes the chicken cube"

    Can someone here give an accurate translation? It`s usually possible to at least get the gist of this sort of mistranslation, but that`s too weird.

  111. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:49 am
    Sorry Lion, I have to go with Thatwasfunny on this one, it`s a john thomas
  112. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:58 am
    what`s wrong with the colton high school sign?
  113. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:17 am
    "what`s wrong with the colton high school sign?"

    it`s spelt "committed" -- with 2 t`s...

    im guessing thats the problem with it.

  114. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:25 am
    tiggerwitch1: They spelled `committed` wrong :-|
  115. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 6:47 am
    the golf balls one is a bit excessive and the "i hate changing this sign" one is hilarious
  116. Profile photo of dudeman1234
    dudeman1234 Male 13-17
    71 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:07 am
    toilet cameras where can i get some????jk
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    nikkyraney Female 18-29
    56 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:42 am
    "I HATE CHANGING THIS SIGN"
    I like that one.
    That person probably got fired.
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    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    609 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 7:52 am
    i love all of the graffiti ones =P
  119. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:08 am
    lol, "graffiti is a FUN crime" - made my day
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    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:16 am
    these are awesome
  121. Profile photo of Fagballs
    Fagballs Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:47 am
    I`ve seen simmilar ;p
  122. Profile photo of lolwtfnoob
    lolwtfnoob Male 18-29
    19 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
    haha they were awesome. have to say, when companies are making their signs do they not notices things like on the computer doctors one? hum. lol
  123. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:33 am
    thatn one about picking up after your dog is like 10 blocks away from my house in North Vancouver
  124. Profile photo of Zant
    Zant Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    I girl at my school wears a "Kum & Go" shirt a lot... nice to know it`s an actual place >_<
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    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    hahaha lol
  126. Profile photo of i-am-bo-red
    i-am-bo-red Male 13-17
    150 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    hehe.
  127. Profile photo of GeckaGeen
    GeckaGeen Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    There are a lot of Kum & Go stations in Arkansas.
  128. Profile photo of clumsyhans
    clumsyhans Male 18-29
    145 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Woah, I didn`t know Kum & Go wasn`t very popular.
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    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    What is wrong with the Colton high school one?
  130. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1148 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    A lot of very funny signs :P
  131. Profile photo of jasm1548
    jasm1548 Female 13-17
    32 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    For those who missed it, Colton High is missing a t in `committed.`
  132. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    haha...yeah, there`s a kum & go just down the street from me! Though, now its a Super X -- whatever that means
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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Goodness, where do I start...lmao at the `how to use the bathroom correctly` sign.
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    Lucem Male 18-29
    92 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    what`s wrong with the slow children ahead sign? is it because it`s a trailer park? that`s not even all that funny.
  135. Profile photo of taylalatbh
    taylalatbh Female 13-17
    56 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Press up to go up.
    Press down to go down.

    ;D

  136. Profile photo of Imjesus
    Imjesus Male 13-17
    122 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    I have seen the Kum & Go place, and there were lots of photos. The toilet positions sign is the best.
  137. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3296 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    so they now engrish funny
  138. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    hey ive seen that fresh pet meat sign lol

    i wonder how many these AREN`T shopped

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    xxamsey Female 18-29
    857 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Yum, black mushroom rape.
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    hefalump Male 18-29
    70 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    ha ha to the last one. I live in Iowa and "Kum & Go" is everywhere. We also like to call it "Jizz and Jet" and "Ejaculate and Evacuate."
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    All your base are belong to us.
  142. Profile photo of rocklobster
    rocklobster Male 13-17
    79 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    maximum legally permissable strength of velocity for forward progress... frikin try to read that doin 30!
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    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 10, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    You know, those Yo-yo games are about as dangerous as they get. And that "if door does not open DO NOT ENTER" is some very good advice! I wonder what incident happened that made it neccesary to put it there though...
  144. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5223 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 12:27 am
    kum and go`s are ALL over colorado..
  145. Profile photo of KMRocky
    KMRocky Female 18-29
    324 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 4:55 am
    I like the one "talking about facebook is not allowed"
  146. Profile photo of chrissy888
    chrissy888 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 10:19 am
    haha YEAH vancouver.. with your silly dog sign.
    We in "Hollywood North" have a sense of humour :)
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    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    Engrish!
  148. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15832 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    @rocklobster "maximum legally permissable strength of velocity for forward progress... frikin try to read that doin 30!"

    Hey, I could read frikin War and Peace doin` 30. 30 isn`t driving, it`s just moving your car.

  149. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Hate getting stuck behind those damn Red Squirrels. lol
  150. Profile photo of BoredBanana
    BoredBanana Female 18-29
    27 posts
    June 11, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    black mushrooms rape!?! since when!?!?!? :o
  151. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Oh my... These were great! :D
  152. Profile photo of Delizar
    Delizar Male 18-29
    35 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Haha these are awesome! Portable McDonalds anyone? :o
  153. Profile photo of Scythe246
    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    I dont get it, what was wrong with the high school sign
  154. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    i like the graffiti ones. lol.
  155. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    "any persons (except players) caught collectiong golf balls will be prosecuted and have their balls removed"
    i seriously nearly choked of laughing
  156. Profile photo of suprise123
    suprise123 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    June 19, 2009 at 10:36 am
    #24

    Isnt that illegal? I mean, someone paid for that! (I get the joke, but advertisements cost a lot)

  157. Profile photo of DameeniX2
    DameeniX2 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    whats wrong wit the high school sign???
  158. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    August 30, 2009 at 10:48 am
    We need to make an updated version of the "No Face Book Chatter" sign. Awesome.
  159. Profile photo of SeanVanity
    SeanVanity Male 40-49
    2 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Great silly signs, lol, will make anyone laugh!!
    Sean Vanity
    President
    http://www.SeanVanity.Com
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    SeanVanity Male 40-49
    2 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    SeanVanityHugeLiar

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