23 Questionable & Tasteless Books [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

No wonder Johnny can"t read, these book covers and titles are completely obscene!
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Male 1,452
does the author of how to poo in the woods have any relation to Stephanie Meyer, Kathleen is certainly a better writer than her.
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Female 227
Haha, my cousin has the `Everything Men Know About Women" one. Also, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is amazing. :)
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Female 1,231
I still haven`t got ahold of a copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies... but I want it.
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Male 1
These are hilarious. Check out my list site for some other good ones: www.mightylists.blogspot.com, and stumble me if you like it!
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Male 275
"The Moose with Loose Poops"
LMAO, and this is the first time in my life I ever actually meant this.
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Female 48
"Depression for Dummies", lol.

I read "Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables" when I was younger.

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Female 1,306
I`ve bought the pride and prejudice and zombies one. i haven`t been able to get through it yet, it`s still too relatable to the actual pride and prejudice :P
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Male 467
It`s silly to write ln(e^3), other than that I know some books I wanna read now.
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Male 89
LOL! I own the last one! It`s actually a pretty funny book. You should get it.
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Female 1,120
lulz at the moose with loose poops.
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Female 1,120
lulz at the moose with loose poops.
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Male 4
i`ve read "how to poo in the woods." very helpful, i backpack, epic name
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Female 427
You can get Pride and Prejudice and Zombies anywhere. It`s not really that weird. You can get the What Is Your Poo Telling You? book at some Spencer`s stores and of course everywhere else that sells novelty crap. Literally.
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Female 56
you can purchase the pride and prejudice and zombies book at thinkgeek.com!
Most of those were thoroughly creepy
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Female 122
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies = EPIC!!
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Male 154
do you usually hump other people while singing karaoke?
also I have the book "anybody can be cool..but awesome takes practice" and I for one can tell you.....it WORKS
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Male 233
ive actually read the How to poo in the woods.. its pretty good lol id recommend it. I`ve also seen the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies in a local Chapters lol i pointed it out ... i never read it though
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Male 23
beer does more dammage then pot to your body...
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Female 160
Ha ha, I have met Eleanor Burns (Still Stripping)--I used to live in San Marcos CA and I took a class at her Quilt In A Day store. What a rip-off, it took me waaaaaay longer than a day to make a quilt. Plus no one took their clothes off.
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Male 438
What exactly is wrong with marijuana?
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Male 168
Wow, I have 2 out of the 3 about poop. FML
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Male 394
*runs to by last one ASAP*
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Male 686
Ive seen the last one in a bookshop and flicked through it. Its like a diary planner but for 100 years and gives u objectives to do . . " 18 years old: start a band, 45 years old : finally tell those kids across the road to stop blaring music" etc. etc.
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Male 612
That moose later died, as his poops became too loose...and he violently spontaneously combusted
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Female 21
I saw Pride and Predjudice and Zombies in stores and REALLY wanted to read it.
But I didn`t buy it.
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Female 257
I`ve seen the book Everything Men Know About Women in a bookstore. What a waste of trees.
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Female 458
"Anybody Can Be Cool... But Awesome Takes Practice" is actually a book that my old church library has in it. >.>

I`m a little stunned to realize that some of those books, at least, actually exist. Oh, and Pride and Prejudice Zombies is a good read, from what I`ve heard.

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Male 2,552
"pride and prejudice and zombies" Wow... I`m interested.
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Female 169
I just finished reading Pride and predjudice and zombies....its pretty awesome. Lady Catherine and her ninjas rock
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Female 265
"anybody can be cool...but awesome takes practice" ...thats awesome lol
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Male 111
My friend has the one about what your poop is telling you.
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Male 23
i saw pride and prejudice and zombies in an airport once
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Male 1,064
LOLOLOLOLOL i liked the "pride prejudice and zombies one"
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Male 154
I have a dog hair sweater myself, and my poo tells me many things, including stock tips
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Female 126
Scouts in Bondage is also the name of a book of facsimiles of book covers a lot like these ones... I have it somewhere in the house...
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Male 72
Ive seen the knitting out of dog hair book before
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Male 689
i have "whats your poo telling you"

its actually quite entertaining.

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Male 3,619
Got the same problem as buxco215.

"cool" draws chicks, but "awesome" keeps them :)

But i need some cool to get their attention first.

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Male 478
I think
Mr Pink Whistle Interferes should make this list.
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Female 87
I own Pride and Prejudice Zombies :D:D
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Male 895
I have three of those, the still stripping one, the zombies one and... nope only 2
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Male 976
Is there a book called "Anybody Can Be Awesome.... But Cool Takes Practice"? Cuz I have the awesome part down but need work with the cool. :/
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Male 1,718
Lol my friend showed me his book of everything men know about women. It took me a sec.=D
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Female 311
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a hilarious book, if you`ve read the original.
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Male 291
i love pride and prejudice and zombies. Comparing it to the original makes me laugh
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Female 326
Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies is quite nice.

And yes...please do something about the f****** spam. Thanks!

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Male 54
Pleasseeee!! For gods sake ban khushidesai1 and jahanavi25 ... I HATE U SPAMMERS!! Awesome books though and i`v got Your momma think square roots are vegetables :D How awesome is that :P
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Male 358
can some1 do somthing with the spam
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Male 322
That last one... I laughed more than I think I should have.

SO saved.

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Female 320
Geeze, 19 looks like saladfingers...
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Female 244
My friend has Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...I flipped through it. It looks pretty darn awesome.
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Male 225
lol i have the 2nd one also side note the poo book is number two (i know lame)
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Female 15,763
WHAT kind of horse book?

WHAT kind of lesbian book!?

I don`t even knw which is worse... D:

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Female 472
I have two of those books. What`s wrong with the Foxtrot book, though?
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Female 96
Pride and Prejudice... and zombies! Ah snap!
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Male 690
pocketpool and crapping in the woods= automatic win
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Female 282
i practice my awesome in the mirror every day, hahaha
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Male 318
latika25

stop adverstising that site on here! its like the 3rd time i saw it from u and u only have 5 post

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Male 505
I bought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies just a few days ago. It`s really amusing, especially if you`ve read the original.
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Male 67
hahaha a friendly game of pocketpool for everyone
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Female 364
I got the lesbian horse one from a feminist scifi convention! Hmm... Yeah that makes sense.
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Male 1,837
ive seen Pride and Prejudice before and was considering to take a glance at it several times.
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Female 24
What I love about the "How to poop" book is that it`s the 2nd edition revised, which means they actually modified their suggestions or techniques or whatever along the way. I wonder what they could possibly have gotten wrong the first time.
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Male 210
I actually have the last one, it`s funny as hell. It`s got like a couple pages for each year of your life (0-100) and tells you what to do in that year.
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Female 140
Pride And Prejudice And Zombies is actually a really good book! But what`s with the sweet potato creature?
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Female 87
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is very popular among my friends, lmao
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Male 679
The user`s guide? For users of sexual abuse???
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Female 133
What`s wrong the Foxtrot one?
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Male 36
id definately buy the last one
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Female 63
xD I bought my English teacher Pride And Prejudice And Zombies last year. It looked pretty crazy.
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Female 250
The pride and zombies one I was going to get at Barnes and noble. I had no money though...
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Male 1,523
"How to poo in the woods".
My old teacher had that book.
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Female 4
ha h ah ah ha h a ha
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Male 115
the last one is a diary, its cool
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Female 5,222
those look awesome haha
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Male 381
mr. sweet potatoes looks like smeagol covered in poo
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Female 961
love the everything men know about women one. brilliant
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Male 121
You know, that book about women is so right, just the other day, I told my girlfriend, "thumb!"
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Male 343
HAHA I saw the first book in my local used bookstore!!!
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Male 121
When the horses turn to lesbian sex, we`re all screwed!
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Female 767
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is amazing, thanks. D:
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Male 129
I HAVE the Humanure book-it`s written by a hippie, but the info it actually very good, if funny. My wife and I live on a farm, and we practice what it says-it really works.
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Female 1,264
Pride & Prejudice & Zombies: I want to read!
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Female 614
i have pride and prejudice and zombies!!
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Female 190
Every time I go into a bookshop I see the Pride & Prejudice & Zombies book, and every time I`m tempted to buy it.
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Male 46
That "Everything Men Know About Women" book is full of win.
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Male 8,300
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Male 4,867
lol some of those look awesome
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Male 204
How to S**t in the Woods is an awesome book that belongs in the library of anyone who regularly hikes beyond the paved campground. It has some vital info that could save your life and/or dignity and keep you out of trouble.

The only reason I haven`t bought it for my outdoor-freak of a nephew is that the language is not appropriate for a 10 year old, IMHO.

My little sis has the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies one. My aunt has the Dog Hair and Stripping books and I remember the Marajuana one from High School.

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Male 612
ha...my mom has the "How to poo in the woods" book
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Male 3,915
love the last one....lol
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Male 26
I have that Foxtrot book. Also Depression for Dummies, I never knew I could be more depressed! Thank you writer!
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Female 9,601
I wanna buy some of these.
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Female 1,436
These are so. . . eccentric.

Funny story actually - I was in the bookstore about two days ago and I saw the book, "How to Sh*t in the Woods." It was in the KIDS section...

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Female 344
wow old books but funny titles to bad you don`t see that much any more
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Male 301
That last book seems like all anyone would ever need! ;-)
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Male 914
...is that heath ledger on the cover of "the moment of truth"??
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Male 4,014
Anybody can be cool....but Awesome takes practice!!!! Thats terrific!
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Female 24
but i love FoxTrotâ„¢!!!
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Female 713
I`m now on the hunt for all of these books!
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Male 182
the last 2 disturbed me...
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Male 162
Some of these books I would very much like to read just out of a weird morbid curiosity... :S
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Female 221
I own How To Sh*t In The Woods! I just got it at a garage sale for 50¢.

And uncleduck: LOL. Oh my goodness, I haven`t laughed that hard in a while.

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Male 85
The books in swedish means "handbook for therapists" and "karaoke-king". Explains the first one making it only half bad, if you didn`t figure out the meaning by yourself. Didn`t get the Karaoke-king though. Would be happy if someone could explain, or maybe not...
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Female 77
Mr. Sweet Potatoes is slightly creepy, but maybe that`s just me... :|
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Female 125
Pride, Prejudice, and zombies is a great book!!!!
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Male 302
Uh-uh, no way. Last time I listened to what my poop was telling me I ended up puking after giving it CPR. It said it was drowning.
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Male 66
A Foxtrot comic collection book?
The cover might be a little weird if you`ve ever even seen any part of the series, but come on!
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Male 891
i lol`d at "Everything Men Know About Women"

and i`m pretty sure that "Anybody can be cool... but awesome takes practice" is going to be my new catch phrase.

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Female 107
Hahaha, these are wonderful.
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Male 296
I have the pride, and perjudice and zombies book!
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Male 12,138
Not a real one, but oh, how it should be:

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Male 9,305
"Knitting With Dog Hair" is 100% real. You can find it in the crafts section, under knitting/sewing. I should know, I stocked and zoned it when I worked at Barnes and Noble.

Scouts in bondage sounds like a fun read...

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Male 3,755
"sorry `bout the grammar-nazi-ism"

You know that you`re supposed to capitalize the first word in a sentence, right? Also, you need some sort of punctuation at the end.

If you claim to be a grammar-nazi, you better watch your step.

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Female 864
heh ,I think the scout one may be a little gay .I really want to read the "awesome takes practice one"wonder if it gives advice on what awesome sweaters to wear .
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Male 480
My poop is telling me to kill you, but my pee is coming to your defense...i`m so confused!!!!
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Female 122
LOVE the last one. Not like, LOVE.
It`s on Amazon, too. Im`a go git one now!
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Female 158
i saw pride and prejudice and zombies in HMV.
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Female 3,696
I bought my dad a book for Christmas last year called The Practical Guide to Racism. Oh man, I got such a kick out of it, it was so funny. Under Canadians they just had "See Gays"
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Female 455
I`ve just started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It`s brilliant.
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Female 572
sorry `bout the grammar-nazi-ism
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Female 572
Angel.. its `excerpts` although extracts is kinda generally the same.. I think. Just saying.

Baal, yeah give us some :-)

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Male 3,755
"Dude, Foxtrot is awesome..."

I agree.

I like the also by title of "Anyone Can be Cool...": "If God Loves Me, Why Can`t I Open My Locker?"

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Male 15,510
At Baalthazaq

Do us all a favor and write us extracts from the book!

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Female 1,412
AWESOME TAKES PRACTICEEEEE (in cinema voice) YES!!
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Male 249
LOL i read what Is Your Poop Telling You? at a B&N a couple months back. It has different types such as The Lincoln Log. or The Phantom poo
and it gives descriptions that make you crack up.
Funny book.
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Female 1,697
Ohhh I want the pride and prejudice and zombies

and also the zen of farting

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Male 276
"I want Pride & Prejudice & Zombies."


http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/b747/

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Female 163
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a pretty damn amazing book.
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Male 1,918
ive seen 16
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Female 3,726
Oh my god, I used to read the moose with loose poops all the time to my cousin (may she RIP)...wow! It`s about Miles the moose who gets sick right before a camping trip or something like that and he has to get checked out by his doctor Mr. Hippo. Then he`s all better just in time for the trip....

That brings back such good memories...thanks IAB!

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Female 23
I almost bought Pride & Prejudice & Zombies at Barnes & Noble the other day...
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Female 46
I want Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.
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Male 506
Anything with added zombies is always cool.
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Female 184
#1 - is it the horses that are lesbians or the girls? (Yes, I know the answer, but read it both ways and it becomes a whole NEW tasteless book!)
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Male 316
Saw a few of these at Spencer`s yesterday. Haha
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Male 4,546
Is it wrong that I knew about 6 of these, and own 1?

(Pride & Prejudice & Zombies before anyone asks, I haven`t read it, I got it for my wife).

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Male 195
"Breathtakeing"!

on zen book lawl

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Male 363
I`ve seen a bunch of these at Urban Outfitters. Great store that one...
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Female 41
"Depression for Dummies" LMAO one more thing to be depressed about, you`re a dummy!!!!!!
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Female 721
I have the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies book. It`s hilariously awesome, because it`s all proper Victorian setting and then BAM! Zombie attack and badass chicks!
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Male 31
I`m tempted to buy "Lose weight! Get laid! Find God!" just to see if it actually gives meaningfull advice.
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Female 94
Reepah Gud Wan. lmao.
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Male 1,583
Haha, my 11th grade science teacher used to talk about how we should all read how to poo in the woods, and how its such a great book. Also, ive seen the moose with loose poops at boarders.
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Male 198
A book about zombies is never bad. I would worry about the snoring effects of Pride and Prejudice though.
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Male 2,344
Dude, Foxtrot is awesome..
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Male 1,931
Sad thing is, I`ve seen most of these books in person.
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Male 5,189
Nothing be wrong wit dat Pot main!
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Female 63
anyone can be cool.....but it takes practice to be awesome.
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Female 654
I loved the book of what men know about women.
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Male 68
The moose with loose poops.
Definitely the best one.
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Female 1,412
lol these are really awesome!

ive seen a few of these books.....

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Male 10,855
Mr. Sweet potatoes looks more like a turd.
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Male 21,057
Link: 23 Questionable & Tasteless Books [Pics] [Rate Link] - No wonder Johnny can`t read, these book covers and titles are completely obscene!
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