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Date: 06/30/09 09:39 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18940 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:39 am
    Link: 23 Questionable & Tasteless Books - No wonder Johnny can`t read, these book covers and titles are completely obscene!
  2. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Mr. Sweet potatoes looks more like a turd.
  3. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    lol these are really awesome!

    ive seen a few of these books.....

  4. Profile photo of ArthurPark
    ArthurPark Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    The moose with loose poops.
    Definitely the best one.
  5. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    I loved the book of what men know about women.
  6. Profile photo of noni-anna
    noni-anna Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    anyone can be cool.....but it takes practice to be awesome.
  7. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Sad thing is, I`ve seen most of these books in person.
  8. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Dude, Foxtrot is awesome..
  9. Profile photo of daverazor
    daverazor Male 50-59
    198 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    A book about zombies is never bad. I would worry about the snoring effects of Pride and Prejudice though.
  10. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Haha, my 11th grade science teacher used to talk about how we should all read how to poo in the woods, and how its such a great book. Also, ive seen the moose with loose poops at boarders.
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    enirroc Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Reepah Gud Wan. lmao.
  12. Profile photo of hyliaes
    hyliaes Male 13-17
    31 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    I`m tempted to buy "Lose weight! Get laid! Find God!" just to see if it actually gives meaningfull advice.
  13. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    I have the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies book. It`s hilariously awesome, because it`s all proper Victorian setting and then BAM! Zombie attack and badass chicks!
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    missa921 Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "Depression for Dummies" LMAO one more thing to be depressed about, you`re a dummy!!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of screaminbean
    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    I`ve seen a bunch of these at Urban Outfitters. Great store that one...
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    zookuw Male 13-17
    195 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    "Breathtakeing"!

    on zen book lawl

  17. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Is it wrong that I knew about 6 of these, and own 1?

    (Pride & Prejudice & Zombies before anyone asks, I haven`t read it, I got it for my wife).

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    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Saw a few of these at Spencer`s yesterday. Haha
  19. Profile photo of nikkypickles
    nikkypickles Female 30-39
    184 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    #1 - is it the horses that are lesbians or the girls? (Yes, I know the answer, but read it both ways and it becomes a whole NEW tasteless book!)
  20. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    Anything with added zombies is always cool.
  21. Profile photo of invader0tal
    invader0tal Female 13-17
    46 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    I want Pride & Prejudice & Zombies.
  22. Profile photo of hibiscuslc
    hibiscuslc Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    I almost bought Pride & Prejudice & Zombies at Barnes & Noble the other day...
  23. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Oh my god, I used to read the moose with loose poops all the time to my cousin (may she RIP)...wow! It`s about Miles the moose who gets sick right before a camping trip or something like that and he has to get checked out by his doctor Mr. Hippo. Then he`s all better just in time for the trip....

    That brings back such good memories...thanks IAB!

  24. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    ive seen 16
  25. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a pretty damn amazing book.
  26. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    "I want Pride & Prejudice & Zombies."


    http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/b747/

  27. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Ohhh I want the pride and prejudice and zombies

    and also the zen of farting

  28. Profile photo of Treli1337
    Treli1337 Male 13-17
    249 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    LOL i read what Is Your Poop Telling You? at a B&N a couple months back. It has different types such as The Lincoln Log. or The Phantom poo
    and it gives descriptions that make you crack up.
    Funny book.
  29. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    AWESOME TAKES PRACTICEEEEE (in cinema voice) YES!!
  30. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    At Baalthazaq

    Do us all a favor and write us extracts from the book!

  31. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    "Dude, Foxtrot is awesome..."

    I agree.

    I like the also by title of "Anyone Can be Cool...": "If God Loves Me, Why Can`t I Open My Locker?"

  32. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Angel.. its `excerpts` although extracts is kinda generally the same.. I think. Just saying.

    Baal, yeah give us some :-)

  33. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    573 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    sorry `bout the grammar-nazi-ism
  34. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    I bought my dad a book for Christmas last year called The Practical Guide to Racism. Oh man, I got such a kick out of it, it was so funny. Under Canadians they just had "See Gays"
  35. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    I`ve just started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. It`s brilliant.
  36. Profile photo of Natzz-
    Natzz- Female 13-17
    158 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    i saw pride and prejudice and zombies in HMV.
  37. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    LOVE the last one. Not like, LOVE.
    It`s on Amazon, too. Im`a go git one now!
  38. Profile photo of imaguitargod
    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    My poop is telling me to kill you, but my pee is coming to your defense...i`m so confused!!!!
  39. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    heh ,I think the scout one may be a little gay .I really want to read the "awesome takes practice one"wonder if it gives advice on what awesome sweaters to wear .
  40. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    "sorry `bout the grammar-nazi-ism"

    You know that you`re supposed to capitalize the first word in a sentence, right? Also, you need some sort of punctuation at the end.

    If you claim to be a grammar-nazi, you better watch your step.

  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    "Knitting With Dog Hair" is 100% real. You can find it in the crafts section, under knitting/sewing. I should know, I stocked and zoned it when I worked at Barnes and Noble.

    Scouts in bondage sounds like a fun read...

  42. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    Not a real one, but oh, how it should be:

  43. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    I have the pride, and perjudice and zombies book!
  44. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    Hahaha, these are wonderful.
  45. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    i lol`d at "Everything Men Know About Women"

    and i`m pretty sure that "Anybody can be cool... but awesome takes practice" is going to be my new catch phrase.

  46. Profile photo of dude1234
    dude1234 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    A Foxtrot comic collection book?
    The cover might be a little weird if you`ve ever even seen any part of the series, but come on!
  47. Profile photo of uncleduck
    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Uh-uh, no way. Last time I listened to what my poop was telling me I ended up puking after giving it CPR. It said it was drowning.
  48. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Pride, Prejudice, and zombies is a great book!!!!
  49. Profile photo of xoTreesha
    xoTreesha Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    Mr. Sweet Potatoes is slightly creepy, but maybe that`s just me... :|
  50. Profile photo of TheBenighted
    TheBenighted Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    The books in swedish means "handbook for therapists" and "karaoke-king". Explains the first one making it only half bad, if you didn`t figure out the meaning by yourself. Didn`t get the Karaoke-king though. Would be happy if someone could explain, or maybe not...
  51. Profile photo of kaseyface
    kaseyface Female 18-29
    221 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    I own How To Sh*t In The Woods! I just got it at a garage sale for 50¢.

    And uncleduck: LOL. Oh my goodness, I haven`t laughed that hard in a while.

  52. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Some of these books I would very much like to read just out of a weird morbid curiosity... :S
  53. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    the last 2 disturbed me...
  54. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    I`m now on the hunt for all of these books!
  55. Profile photo of XEmo_RazorXo
    XEmo_RazorXo Female 13-17
    24 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    but i love FoxTrotâ„¢!!!
  56. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Anybody can be cool....but Awesome takes practice!!!! Thats terrific!
  57. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    ...is that heath ledger on the cover of "the moment of truth"??
  58. Profile photo of lordtyusa
    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    That last book seems like all anyone would ever need! ;-)
  59. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    wow old books but funny titles to bad you don`t see that much any more
  60. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    These are so. . . eccentric.

    Funny story actually - I was in the bookstore about two days ago and I saw the book, "How to Sh*t in the Woods." It was in the KIDS section...

  61. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    I wanna buy some of these.
  62. Profile photo of Rabbitman
    Rabbitman Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    I have that Foxtrot book. Also Depression for Dummies, I never knew I could be more depressed! Thank you writer!
  63. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    love the last one....lol
  64. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    ha...my mom has the "How to poo in the woods" book
  65. Profile photo of taitano
    taitano Male 30-39
    205 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    How to S**t in the Woods is an awesome book that belongs in the library of anyone who regularly hikes beyond the paved campground. It has some vital info that could save your life and/or dignity and keep you out of trouble.

    The only reason I haven`t bought it for my outdoor-freak of a nephew is that the language is not appropriate for a 10 year old, IMHO.

    My little sis has the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies one. My aunt has the Dog Hair and Stripping books and I remember the Marajuana one from High School.

  66. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Cracked.com`s 40 Inappropriate Book Covers
  67. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    lol some of those look awesome
  68. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 4:51 pm
  69. Profile photo of Geekazoid94
    Geekazoid94 Male 13-17
    46 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    That "Everything Men Know About Women" book is full of win.
  70. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Every time I go into a bookshop I see the Pride & Prejudice & Zombies book, and every time I`m tempted to buy it.
  71. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    i have pride and prejudice and zombies!!
  72. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Pride & Prejudice & Zombies: I want to read!
  73. Profile photo of ukulelemike
    ukulelemike Male 40-49
    129 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    I HAVE the Humanure book-it`s written by a hippie, but the info it actually very good, if funny. My wife and I live on a farm, and we practice what it says-it really works.
  74. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is amazing, thanks. D:
  75. Profile photo of boone
    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    When the horses turn to lesbian sex, we`re all screwed!
  76. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    HAHA I saw the first book in my local used bookstore!!!
  77. Profile photo of boone
    boone Male 18-29
    121 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    You know, that book about women is so right, just the other day, I told my girlfriend, "thumb!"
  78. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    love the everything men know about women one. brilliant
  79. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    mr. sweet potatoes looks like smeagol covered in poo
  80. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    those look awesome haha
  81. Profile photo of justwatching
    justwatching Male 18-29
    115 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    the last one is a diary, its cool
  82. Profile photo of ytsirk7
    ytsirk7 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    ha h ah ah ha h a ha
  83. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    "How to poo in the woods".
    My old teacher had that book.
  84. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    The pride and zombies one I was going to get at Barnes and noble. I had no money though...
  85. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    xD I bought my English teacher Pride And Prejudice And Zombies last year. It looked pretty crazy.
  86. Profile photo of Moscow17
    Moscow17 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    id definately buy the last one
  87. Profile photo of Zztoch
    Zztoch Female 18-29
    133 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    What`s wrong the Foxtrot one?
  88. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    The user`s guide? For users of sexual abuse???
  89. Profile photo of Huggaboo92
    Huggaboo92 Female 13-17
    87 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is very popular among my friends, lmao
  90. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Pride And Prejudice And Zombies is actually a really good book! But what`s with the sweet potato creature?
  91. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    I actually have the last one, it`s funny as hell. It`s got like a couple pages for each year of your life (0-100) and tells you what to do in that year.
  92. Profile photo of LiLTiGeRGrL
    LiLTiGeRGrL Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    What I love about the "How to poop" book is that it`s the 2nd edition revised, which means they actually modified their suggestions or techniques or whatever along the way. I wonder what they could possibly have gotten wrong the first time.
  93. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    ive seen Pride and Prejudice before and was considering to take a glance at it several times.
  94. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    I got the lesbian horse one from a feminist scifi convention! Hmm... Yeah that makes sense.
  95. Profile photo of DrRCCola
    DrRCCola Male 18-29
    67 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    hahaha a friendly game of pocketpool for everyone
  96. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    I bought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies just a few days ago. It`s really amusing, especially if you`ve read the original.
  97. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    latika25

    stop adverstising that site on here! its like the 3rd time i saw it from u and u only have 5 post

  98. Profile photo of ada_baby
    ada_baby Female 18-29
    282 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    i practice my awesome in the mirror every day, hahaha
  99. Profile photo of proof1221
    proof1221 Male 18-29
    690 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    pocketpool and crapping in the woods= automatic win
  100. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    Pride and Prejudice... and zombies! Ah snap!
  101. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    I have two of those books. What`s wrong with the Foxtrot book, though?
  102. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    WHAT kind of horse book?

    WHAT kind of lesbian book!?

    I don`t even knw which is worse... D:

  103. Profile photo of travis35911
    travis35911 Male 13-17
    225 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:37 pm
    lol i have the 2nd one also side note the poo book is number two (i know lame)
  104. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    My friend has Pride and Prejudice and Zombies...I flipped through it. It looks pretty darn awesome.
  105. Profile photo of miraclewik
    miraclewik Female 18-29
    320 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    Geeze, 19 looks like saladfingers...
  106. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 12:31 am
    That last one... I laughed more than I think I should have.

    SO saved.

  107. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:21 am
    can some1 do somthing with the spam
  108. Profile photo of MeAndMySnail
    MeAndMySnail Male 13-17
    54 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:25 am
    Pleasseeee!! For gods sake ban khushidesai1 and jahanavi25 ... I HATE U SPAMMERS!! Awesome books though and i`v got Your momma think square roots are vegetables :D How awesome is that :P
  109. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:28 am
    Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies is quite nice.

    And yes...please do something about the f****** spam. Thanks!

  110. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:51 am
    i love pride and prejudice and zombies. Comparing it to the original makes me laugh
  111. Profile photo of MissMurder
    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:47 am
    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is a hilarious book, if you`ve read the original.
  112. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 2:52 am
    Lol my friend showed me his book of everything men know about women. It took me a sec.=D
  113. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 3:56 am
    Is there a book called "Anybody Can Be Awesome.... But Cool Takes Practice"? Cuz I have the awesome part down but need work with the cool. :/
  114. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:28 am
    I have three of those, the still stripping one, the zombies one and... nope only 2
  115. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:31 am
    I own Pride and Prejudice Zombies :D:D
  116. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 4:58 am
    I think
    Mr Pink Whistle Interferes should make this list.
  117. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:04 am
    Got the same problem as buxco215.

    "cool" draws chicks, but "awesome" keeps them :)

    But i need some cool to get their attention first.

  118. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 7:00 am
    i have "whats your poo telling you"

    its actually quite entertaining.

  119. Profile photo of Wtfelo
    Wtfelo Male 13-17
    72 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 7:34 am
    Ive seen the knitting out of dog hair book before
  120. Profile photo of woodmore
    woodmore Female 18-29
    126 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 8:03 am
    Scouts in Bondage is also the name of a book of facsimiles of book covers a lot like these ones... I have it somewhere in the house...
  121. Profile photo of SlapChopper1
    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:43 am
    I have a dog hair sweater myself, and my poo tells me many things, including stock tips
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:01 am
    LOLOLOLOLOL i liked the "pride prejudice and zombies one"
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    RedZombie125 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:49 am
    i saw pride and prejudice and zombies in an airport once
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    TheFriedCoke Male 13-17
    111 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:19 am
    My friend has the one about what your poop is telling you.
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    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:24 am
    "anybody can be cool...but awesome takes practice" ...thats awesome lol
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    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 11:34 am
    I just finished reading Pride and predjudice and zombies....its pretty awesome. Lady Catherine and her ninjas rock
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    "pride and prejudice and zombies" Wow... I`m interested.
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    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    "Anybody Can Be Cool... But Awesome Takes Practice" is actually a book that my old church library has in it. >.>

    I`m a little stunned to realize that some of those books, at least, actually exist. Oh, and Pride and Prejudice Zombies is a good read, from what I`ve heard.

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    DemonDice Female 18-29
    257 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    I`ve seen the book Everything Men Know About Women in a bookstore. What a waste of trees.
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    emcat Female 18-29
    21 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    I saw Pride and Predjudice and Zombies in stores and REALLY wanted to read it.
    But I didn`t buy it.
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    That moose later died, as his poops became too loose...and he violently spontaneously combusted
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    greengiant Male 13-17
    686 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Ive seen the last one in a bookshop and flicked through it. Its like a diary planner but for 100 years and gives u objectives to do . . " 18 years old: start a band, 45 years old : finally tell those kids across the road to stop blaring music" etc. etc.
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    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    *runs to by last one ASAP*
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    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Wow, I have 2 out of the 3 about poop. FML
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    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    What exactly is wrong with marijuana?
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    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Ha ha, I have met Eleanor Burns (Still Stripping)--I used to live in San Marcos CA and I took a class at her Quilt In A Day store. What a rip-off, it took me waaaaaay longer than a day to make a quilt. Plus no one took their clothes off.
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    Robby695 Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    beer does more dammage then pot to your body...
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    SHadowT1988 Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    ive actually read the How to poo in the woods.. its pretty good lol id recommend it. I`ve also seen the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies in a local Chapters lol i pointed it out ... i never read it though
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    SlapChopper1 Male 18-29
    154 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 4:29 am
    do you usually hump other people while singing karaoke?
    also I have the book "anybody can be cool..but awesome takes practice" and I for one can tell you.....it WORKS
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    sarahmiche Female 18-29
    122 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 6:38 am
    Pride and Prejudice and Zombies = EPIC!!
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    Somniphobia Female 18-29
    56 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    you can purchase the pride and prejudice and zombies book at thinkgeek.com!
    Most of those were thoroughly creepy
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    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    You can get Pride and Prejudice and Zombies anywhere. It`s not really that weird. You can get the What Is Your Poo Telling You? book at some Spencer`s stores and of course everywhere else that sells novelty crap. Literally.
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    phobos55 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    i`ve read "how to poo in the woods." very helpful, i backpack, epic name
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    July 3, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    lulz at the moose with loose poops.
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    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    July 4, 2009 at 7:27 am
    lulz at the moose with loose poops.
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    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    July 5, 2009 at 10:24 am
    LOL! I own the last one! It`s actually a pretty funny book. You should get it.
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    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 11:17 am
    It`s silly to write ln(e^3), other than that I know some books I wanna read now.
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    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    I`ve bought the pride and prejudice and zombies one. i haven`t been able to get through it yet, it`s still too relatable to the actual pride and prejudice :P
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    ladyzeppelin Female 13-17
    48 posts
    July 6, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    "Depression for Dummies", lol.

    I read "Your Momma Thinks Square Roots Are Vegetables" when I was younger.

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    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    July 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    "The Moose with Loose Poops"
    LMAO, and this is the first time in my life I ever actually meant this.
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    listerguy Male 30-39
    1 post
    July 7, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    These are hilarious. Check out my list site for some other good ones: www.mightylists.blogspot.com, and stumble me if you like it!
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    July 11, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    I still haven`t got ahold of a copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies... but I want it.
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    LittleMickey Female 18-29
    227 posts
    August 4, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    Haha, my cousin has the `Everything Men Know About Women" one. Also, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is amazing. :)
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    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    February 16, 2010 at 12:15 am
    does the author of how to poo in the woods have any relation to Stephanie Meyer, Kathleen is certainly a better writer than her.

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