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Date: 06/12/09 06:17 PM

86 Responses to 1 Lady, 2 Watermelons [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Link: 1 Lady, 2 Watermelons - Timing is everything. Safe for work.
  2. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Lol, reminds me of Austin Powers..
  3. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    First person to yell "SHOPPED" gets a prize!
  4. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    SHOPPED!!!! what the prize?!
    pic was funny though
  5. Profile photo of pepperpotts
    pepperpotts Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I lol`ed hard.

    pretty good, even if it might be "SHOPPED".

  6. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Congrats SLC77, as promised here is your prize!

  7. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    OMG What 13 year old made this!?! lol
  8. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Looks `shopped. Then again it looks like he`s throwing the watermelons and it might be a perspective thing. Ugh... I don`t know what to believe anymore..
  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    shop. w/e.
  10. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    lol negative one
  11. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18829 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    No way, look at the shadows--it`s legit.

    Also, if I was into tattoos, I`d get this as a full back tattoo.

  12. Profile photo of scurry
    scurry Male 13-17
    16 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Still looks shopped if you compare the shadow of the melons to the other ones.
  13. Profile photo of littleyoyo
    littleyoyo Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    something funky going on with the perspective...it looks shopped but something tells me it isnt and that same something tells me if the other guy doesnt focus those watermelons are gonna hit him...
  14. Profile photo of Valdis
    Valdis Female 18-29
    33 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    I don`t really care if it`s shopped - it`s hilarious and that`s what counts.
  15. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Shouldn`t it be "2 Watermelons, 1 Lady"?
  16. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    heh, it`s funny
  17. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    "something tells me if the other guy doesnt focus those watermelons are gonna hit him..."

    The guy not looking probably threw the watermelons and is already looking into the basket to get more. You should see the construction workers around here throw bricks up two-stories to brick a house. They`re machines.

  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Photoshop is everything!
  19. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    haaha.
  20. Profile photo of MsParamore
    MsParamore Female 13-17
    105 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    hahah
  21. Profile photo of tazman321
    tazman321 Male 13-17
    189 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    epic win
  22. Profile photo of duhastchris
    duhastchris Male 18-29
    88 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    that i so obivsly phtoshoped
  23. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 8:59 pm
    I swear that one of these "it`s fake" nazi`s is gonna pay one of these days.

    When there`s a tsunami coming right at them and everyone`s running past them terrified they`ll just stand there looking at it saying, "That`s totally shopped." Then they`ll be swept away to oblivion.

  24. Profile photo of LuvDefying
    LuvDefying Female 18-29
    115 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    All of the "it`s photoshopped" people make me think of this picture: http://xkcd.com/331/


  25. Profile photo of GroundZero
    GroundZero Male 13-17
    56 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    yawn, shopped. Other than the fact that every aspect of it looks shopped, who throw 2 watermelons to someone, and who takes picture of such an event? Only looks like one guy would be throwing/catching the melons anyways (which he isn`t because it`s shopped dammit).
  26. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    Uh?
  27. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    wow that is a really bad photo shop
  28. Profile photo of VivaLaAlex
    VivaLaAlex Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    Thank you for posing that Luv! That made my day
  29. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    lol thats so awesome. look at their hats!!!!!
  30. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    It`s shopped. T.T
  31. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    Um, why are there watermelons on that pole? ...wow maybe Im just tired but that could sound really perverted...hehe
  32. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    "Timing is everything"
    Dam, you got that right, lol.
  33. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    Dat b*tch got sum huge melons, yo!
  34. Profile photo of Thrash
    Thrash Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 12, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Don`t wanna be the shopped idiot, but i`m with nrvegetarian...
    Sorry ;-/
  35. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:00 am
    Yeah, I hate saying shopped, but that`s so simple, even I could do that.
  36. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:01 am
    I don`t call shopped on many things but I have a slight suspicion this is altered.
  37. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:03 am
    Who throws 2 melons at once? Looks like the right one is real but the other one is fake.
  38. Profile photo of docwatson
    docwatson Male 18-29
    253 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:04 am
    To all the "shooped" shouters: it`s a pretty good edit considering they bothered getting the shadows and lighting all correct, right? Because it`s not a shop.

    Keep in mind it`s not as though they`re the giant watermelons you always think of--they DO have small ones.

  39. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:13 am
    I can`t see any pixels... hmmm
  40. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:22 am
    Ok, the guy on the right just threw the watermelons. The guy on the left is catching them. The guy on the right is looking away because he is already getting ready to throw more watermelons.
  41. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:35 am
    Of course this picture is photoshopped... how else do you think the I-A-B logo got there?

    Ehehehe...

  42. Profile photo of dfwSurreal
    dfwSurreal Male 30-39
    12 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:57 am

    NOTE: Photoshop IRB detected
    NOTE: EXIF Software field recognized as from editor
    Based on the analysis of compression characteristics and EXIF metadata:

    ASSESSMENT: Class 1 - Image is processed/edited


  43. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:01 am
    Yes, may I direct you all to the first page of comments, there is a prize waiting for you all as well.
  44. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:02 am
    I don`t think it`s a shop, just perfect timing. I lol`d
  45. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:15 am
    If it`s photoshop, its pretty good cause they got the watermelon`s shadow spot on.
  46. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:32 am
    I am calling: NOT shopped

    Just a nice little perfect shot image!

    Meh, they`ll never be that big for her anyhow - let her have this pic! ;)

  47. Profile photo of konablend
    konablend Male 18-29
    80 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:36 am
    @dfwSurreal...
    Um, yeah, how do you think the IAB logo got itself into the corner?
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:40 am
    She may be female, but she ain`t no lady! Timing IS everything, perfect shot lol.
  49. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:46 am
    ha...day look like boobies...
  50. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:57 am
    @ Veggieman > Thank you! I was looking at the picture going "what is the fun thing here?!" I was almost ready to give up on life, when I read your comment, it all made sense. Thank you very much!
  51. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 2:01 am
    It`s obviously "photoshopped", but I figured that was the point...and everyone knew that. Guess not.
  52. Profile photo of woodmore
    woodmore Female 18-29
    126 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 2:44 am
    Perfect (y)
  53. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 3:00 am
    Veggieman > Thanks, nearly missed that
  54. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 3:19 am
    Hmm. I wonder if those melons are juicy. ;-P
  55. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 4:08 am
    hehehe, its funnier cos the guy looks like hes trying to grope her
  56. Profile photo of nickyboy909
    nickyboy909 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 4:10 am
    She has nice melons
  57. Profile photo of Barnk
    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 4:29 am
    She has some nice melons. I`d like to crack them open and eat them on a hot day. And spit out the seeds. Oh, yeah.
  58. Profile photo of B-b-beccah
    B-b-beccah Female 18-29
    668 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 5:26 am
    magic!
  59. Profile photo of Anizeb
    Anizeb Male 13-17
    41 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 6:03 am
    Normally, I would say "Nice mellons" also, but I`ve been beat.
    Also, she`s ugly. That`s stops me too.
  60. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 6:07 am
    Either a really good camera (with no blurs) or a really good Photoshop.
  61. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 7:44 am
    cooouuuuld be ps :O

    ...nice tits

  62. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 7:52 am
    Lol. Perfect veiw.
  63. Profile photo of can-i-say
    can-i-say Male 13-17
    138 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Looks photoshopped indeed.
  64. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Lmao, what great timing for the picture to take place.
  65. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 9:04 am
    That looks almost unreal.
  66. Profile photo of Manoly
    Manoly Male 13-17
    18 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 9:24 am
    like Sproing-oing-oing-oing!!!
  67. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 10:45 am
    I don`t know if it`s photoshopped or not but if its not then the photographer deserves some sort of award.
  68. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 10:47 am
    either...."great timing" or "Photoshopped!"
  69. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    "To all the "shooped" shouters: it`s a pretty good edit considering they bothered getting the shadows and lighting all correct, right? Because it`s not a shop.

    Keep in mind it`s not as though they`re the giant watermelons you always think of--they DO have small ones."

    the way the shadows are is what is leading me to think it is shopped.

  70. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    I downloaded the photo and upon closer inspection it it looks as though it`s quite possibly real. I still have a slight suspicion though.
  71. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    i hardly ever say fake.. actually i never say it but this one looks totally shopped...
  72. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    i mean if the homie was ready to catch them then it would be more plausible
  73. Profile photo of aznsunchiq
    aznsunchiq Female 18-29
    45 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    bad photoshop, s/he didn`t even try. check out the hand on the guy on the left. you an see the fuzzy cut out next to his thumb and her pants. can`t help it, I use Photoshop daily for a living.
  74. Profile photo of tannerb924
    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    aznsunchiq
    Female, 18-29, Western US
    17 Posts Saturday, June 13, 2009 2:39:13 PM
    bad photoshop, s/he didn`t even try. check out the hand on the guy on the left. you an see the fuzzy cut out next to his thumb and her pants. can`t help it, I use Photoshop daily for a living.

    heres the thing, the guy is throwing the watermelons. thats what everyone is missing. he`s tossing them to the boat. look at the edge of the blue wooden boat, you can see perfect shadows of the watermelons. if the person photoshopped the watermelons in that bad then more than likely they would`ve forgotten the shadow all together let alone the shadow being better photoshopped than the subject

  75. Profile photo of ljdp
    ljdp Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    THE LEFT ARM!!
    Why is it soo dark?
    What shadow is causing one arm to be beige and the other to be brown ._.
  76. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    thats pretty awful imo
  77. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Those look photoshopped.
  78. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    June 13, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    It`s fake! but not because im a photoshop expert just because how many pictures are there of people throwing watermelons?? like a handfull in this world, and it just so happened to look like bewbs?
  79. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:15 am
    tannerb924, you bring up a great point. look at the shadows. there`s two of them, and two watermelons. must be real!

    actually, if you look at the left arm in shadow, which makes sudo-sense, and then you compare the position of the watermelons and the shadows, the light source is completely off. plus, figure out the point of light (forgetting the arm) and you can see that the positions of the watermelons make it impossible to have their shadows positioned like that.

    the shadows prove this is FAIL.

  80. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 2:46 am
    I think it`s fake simply because who the hell is he throwing the watermelons to? The guy on the right isn`t trying to catch them, and neither is the woman.
  81. Profile photo of EvilBloop
    EvilBloop Male 18-29
    93 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 5:44 am
    Woot45,you are looking at it backwards
    the man on the right is throwing and the other man is catching
    he is looking way because he is grabbing two more

    sivleruo, your theory makes sense, but that isn`t whats happening here. The watermelons are alot closer to the camera then you think
    they would have to be for the man to catch them
    they are just smaller than grocery store watermelons because they aren`t grown with hormones
    you can tell they are smaller by the one hanging in the net

  82. Profile photo of Shtiv
    Shtiv Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 9:19 am
    who throws two watermelons at once.

    Noone, that`s who.

  83. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 10:17 am
    My Photoshop evidence
    #1 The melons`s shade: The only lights on the scene is obvisly from the sun. look at the guy on the right in the red shirt, look at his arms`s shades, it`s like the source to the shade of his arms and the melons`s come from two diffrent places. (his from right, melons`s from left. now look at the pole with the green ball thing on it, same light direction as the melons. (something is fishy here)
    #2 The guy tossing them: Picture that the man tossing the melons have not raised his left arm, that looks pritty natural to me, like he wernt throwing something at all, but waiting to recive something from man on the right.
    #3 huh? only the left melon shows a light glance from the round curve that is its very shape?
    #4 red guy arn`t even catching the melons...
    #5 the picture is just almost too perfect =O ofc every now and then a "good timing" picture shows up, but this is a big coinsidence
    #6 nice camera catch moving objects
    maybe im paranoid
  84. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    i wish i was as observant as you...RecycleElf...all i saw was...."lol.....melon boobs...."
  85. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    "i wish i was as observant as you...RecycleElf...all i saw was...."lol.....melon boobs....""
    Seconded.
  86. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 11:30 am
    dude, check out those melons!

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