Worst. Job. Ever.

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

A National Geographic exerpt on how cows can be made to lactate. NSFW, but it"s National Geographic so be cautious. 18+.
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Male 101
drat rooster dick wanker mean person
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Male 2,553
"This video has been removed due to terms of use violations"

Well that sucks.

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Female 138
National Geographic says: And this boys and girls is where the world`s best cunnilingists are...
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Female 168
I`m trying to figure out if he`s making the cow queef or if he`s making the noise into her vag.
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Female 5
i didn`t say drated up but thank you for bleeping my swear word. messed up at least
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Female 5
that is sooooo drated up.
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Male 737
oh
my
God
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Male 177
@handsompod
i think they saw a little calf doing it and said hey i`m hungry lets copy that calf and suck its mom`s ass!
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Female 298
15 seconds in and i`ve seen too much.
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Male 137
I wonder what they do to un-cooperative bulls?
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Female 357
bleh. I hope they have dental.
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Male 1,108
Tic-Tac anyone? I wonder how they discovered this technique.
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Female 1,496
OK! NOW I HAVE SEEN IT ALL!
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Male 651
i dunno about the cow, but i just came.
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Female 1,413
o my god. i was expecting something with teets and milk. not that
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Male 901
That is probably the single greatest thing I saw. EVER.
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Male 358
IS HE BLOWING INTO IT`S VAGINA?
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Female 35
omg... y did i watch that.... y did i watch that??????????
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Male 269
and here i thought i-a-b had no fappable material
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Male 194
jizzed in my pants :\
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Female 21
Oh eww.... gross
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Male 446
On second thought, farm wise, drowning kittens is way worse. Somebody I know had to do that, he`s 60 and he`s still scarred from it.
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Male 446
I think telemarketing would be worse.
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Male 138
What if you get turned on by things like that?
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Male 18
2 tribesman 1 cow?
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Male 106
I wish I could force my ex-wife to take that job.

I would laugh.

And then, when I was done laughing I would have a drink of water, a snack, maybe call a friend... and then laugh some more.

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Male 274
hes making fart noises

:)

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Male 4,680
Words cannot summarize my reaction to that.

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Male 211
I can just see it. "Hey Joe, he actually did it. I was kidding but he actually did it."

The fathers pass the joke on when their kid has a child.

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Male 4,393
:-/ o god
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Male 9,306
We had this already... >_< And I wanted to forget it...
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Male 612
well well well, that was interesting
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Female 73
The only thing funny about this is the fact that I laughed at Two Girls One Cup, Lemon Party, and Meatspin and yet this still scars me.
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Male 462
Bobby, go out and stimulate the cow orally!

But mom, she can`t produce milk!

What has that got to do with it?

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Female 82
much worse than I expected. I usually laugh at the 18plus warning, but seriously I`m grossed out.
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Male 1,347
He was really going at it like a seasoned vet
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Female 4,039
The village boys do it? Oh, well, okay then. Now if the girls were doing it, that would just be gross!
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Male 138
That`s something you wouldn`t do everyday.. `_`
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Male 2,855
bestiality on the discovery channel, whats next?
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Female 153
"ANCB: Friday, May 08, 2009 7:58:03 AM
What`s wrong with a little cownillingus?"

WOW.

I need look no further, perfection has been achieved for today. Congrats.

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Female 876
._.
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Female 410
Somehow I think this can be done without the use of a human mouth. People are innovative creatures. There has to be a better way. In fact, I am sure there is a better way.
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Male 5,190
OMG I couldn`t watch that after I saw the first 7 seconds....>_<
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Male 207
Reminds me of one night @ band camp...
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Male 17,512
OMG! They make their kids do this ?
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Male 15,832
Hey, it`s MY turn to be in front this time!
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Male 322
usually you take her out to dinner before you do that.
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Male 107
So says the man with a full stomach.
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Female 1,112
This is why the world is ending... because somehow somewhere some GROUP of people thought that this was ok. Hey you there boy! Go suck that cows twat.
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Male 536
WHAT THE F*CK?
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Male 1,297
awwwwss they`re in LOOOOVE!!
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Male 1,505
[quote]eeek pfffft eeek pffft eeek pffffft eeek pfffft - dixon323[/quote]

I lol`d at this...after I finished throwing up in my mouth.

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Male 3,301
I`ll never masturbate again. :-/
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Female 1,212
Oh, MAN. I`ve learned my lesson not to eat while I`m on this site awhile ago.
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Male 338
awwwww....
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Male 15,510
Seeing how the economical crisis is going, I would say this will become a popular job in America
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Male 50
I think i`ve seen this on here some time ago. And whatever Randy is talking about seems WTF
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Male 176
What`s wrong with a little cownillingus?
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Female 4,039
No way, just no. Really? No way. Who and how discovered that that works? Was it just a happy accident? Gaaaaakkkkkkk
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Male 203
eeek pfffft eeek pffft eeek pffffft eeek pfffft
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Female 51
After throwing up I decided to ask...
How does one figure out to do that????????????????????????????????
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Male 817
kribbe: "wtf, thats the most disgusting thing ive seen this week..."

Really? I`m trying to decide if this is more disgusting than listening to that kid yesterday talk about how he recycles his semen.

So far, it`s a tie.

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Male 2,005
wtf, thats the most disgusting thing ive seen this week...

lol @ hobo

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Female 177
thats just disgusting
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Female 153
Eldricht: I hear ya, I was eating tiramisu ice cream. All white and creamy with brown cocoa powder on top....baaaad food choice for this video.
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Male 54
This will...haunt me for the rest of the day.
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Male 295
I was eating yogurt at the time, and i just froze in horror... lol
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Male 3,014
NO NO NO DON`T PUT YOUR HEAD THERE OHHHHH GAAAAAWWWWWD.
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Male 2,388
why do this to us :(
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Female 153
OMG. COW QUEEFS!!!

I WAS EATING, GUYS! :-O

*gag*

I shoulda read the warning. My bad.

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Male 19,859
Link: Worst. Job. Ever. [Rate Link] - A National Geographic exerpt on how cows can be made to lactate. NSFW, but it`s National Geographic so be cautious. 18+.
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