Women Can Pee Standing Up

Submitted by: SoapeyLOV 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfL8-AgWBf0

Thanks to this amazing little device! Still can"t write your name in the sand though unless you"re called ""Sploosh""
There are 57 comments:
Female 735
You know, im a girl that can pee standing -and WITHOUT this strange contraption. You just hold some bits and pieces out of the way, ladies...
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Female 1,593
That was slightly disturbing.
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Male 162
Now if they can just invent a way for men to pee sitting down, we`ll be all set.
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Female 149
I really don`t know what to say about that.
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Female 47
oh yes, its so very descrete... this is a joke right?
also, if not, where can I get one?
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Female 267
Kev: When I do that I usually get pee running down my legs. Not fun.

They have something like this patented in NZ (I think. It was that or Australia) and the design is better. Not disposable, though.

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Female 323
i did that when i was little, no biggy.
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Male 197
I see a new fetish coming!!!
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Male 57
Why the hell did I just watch that...
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Male 108
ross8179: Maybe it`s you, let your friend try.
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Male 299
Ive heard from the people who tried this that it sounds like a really good idea, until they try it. and it doesn`t work that well.
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Female 442
"Yeah. I usually piss while standing in line at the post office."

The post office can be quite tediously infuriating - pissing while in line would be a decent form of revenge.

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Male 2,553
Saw a version of that on Top Gear. They used the catchphrase "Now you can pee anywhere a man would; in the park, when you don`t want to sit on that disgusting seat, in line at the post office..."

Yeah. I usually piss while standing in line at the post office.

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Male 8,302
> ross8179
> Wow, pretty soon they`ll be able to have orgasms too

Oh c`mon, one little invention doesn`t suddenly turn everything you read in fiction into reality - some things will always be impossible.

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Male 54
Wow, pretty soon they`ll be able to have orgasms too.
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Female 442
Wow... just wow...
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Male 338
cardboard cuts hurt...
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Female 136
i didn`t watch the video, but i don`t understand why everyone is making fun of it. i have this: http://www.freshette.com/ and it`s great for hiking

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Female 4,197
ooooh Ive seen them advertised a few years ago. I thought they were a good idea to take to the club or Big Day Out
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Male 229
Creepy product. Can you imagine accidentaly walking in on a peeing woman? THAT`S STANDING UP?!
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Male 111
God, i was thinkin` to myself, "Ha, I guess chicks can piss in the snow now as well." then I see she did...
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Male 13
now they can stop bitchin about leaving the toilet seat up.
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Male 8,302
Dangit, now we have to find something else for them to envy!
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Female 9
Yeah ummm I think the GOGIRL rox..u need to check that out..lmfao thats the real deal!!!! LOLz
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Male 21
That`s super? I don`t see the thing taking off.
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Female 901
and Philomath, you have WAY too much time on your hands...
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Female 901
It`s not that we can`t, it`s just easier if we don`t XD
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Female 1,269
ummm yay?
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Female 1,264
XD
I`m speechless.
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Male 174
I know what you girls are thinking: "Yay! Now I can write my name in the snow just like boys do!" What you may not realize is that men begin practicing writing their names with their penises shortly after potty training. That`s why the letters in the video were all squiggly, no practice! I can write mine in calligraphy!
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Male 1,837
ive seen this such a long time ago.

goddammit, just squat! its not that hard

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Female 192
I don`t know why you would want to--but yay for her.
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Male 1,929
wow! what next? dildos?

God this is old.

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Male 820
..., you just know that someone would see her doing that, and go
WHAT THE HELL? THAT`S A MAN?!
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Male 1,164
or...

you have to love penis envy
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Female 627
a really god idea, or at least I think so.
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Male 4,793
"Now I know what to get Gram for Mother`s Day."

IAB i fear i may have to leave you after reading that. the mental picture just, well, it just wasnt worth it.

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Male 138
hahaha... one of the many reasons being a guy is better...
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Female 1,082
i can pee standing up without using any special device. i can even right my name. and no, i dont have a penis!
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Male 189
All she needs now is a dispenser that she can wear on her belt.
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Female 13
i cant believe, that must be a joke
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Male 307
Also now available for 2009..The Poop Taco!
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Male 845
.....*long pause*................wtf?
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Male 144
A funnel would work just as well.
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Male 4,680
"Now I know what to get Gram for Mother`s Day."
HA HA HA why oh god why
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Male 2,050
Now I can get pissed off at women for leaving the seat up.
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Male 150
PENIS ENVY!
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Female 4,039
Now I know what to get Gram for Mother`s Day.
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Male 633
Equal rights, same sex marriages, pee sanding up whats next.....
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Male 1,153
lol i saw this sort of thing years ago at glastonbury. but it was a `She-pee`.
roflmaomfg
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Male 382
this simple comment from the youtube community "That is drating gross" made me lol the most, just b ecause its so true yet simple :P
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Male 5,190
I don`t know why I sat through that. _-_
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Male 4,594
Only one thought entered my mind while watching this: I`m in Hell.
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Female 153
Okay, this gets nothing but love for me for the following reasons.

1. Title description: "Still can`t write your name in the sand though unless you`re called ``Sploosh``" gave me a massive LOL.

2. 40 seconds - Lauper`s "girls just wanna have fun" kicks in with hilarious back-pocket non discrete product placement.

3. 45 seconds - Product demo with sound effects BUT PANTS COMPLETELY ON, LOL. Gave me the mental image of her misusing the product and ruining her pants. XD

4. 1:22 - Nasty snow writing FTW!

That was just chock full of awesome for me. Hahaha.

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Male 4,807
Oh god, what the heck??
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Male 464
I bet people would look at you funny if they only saw you from the back.
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Female 91
Link: Women Can Pee Standing Up [Rate Link] - Thanks to this amazing little device! Still can`t write your name in the sand though unless you`re called ``Sploosh``
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