Why You So Racist, Google? [Pic FIXED!]

Submitted by: gcamaro32 8 years ago in Funny

...or is China really that scary?
There are 115 comments:
Male 233
That`s hilarious even though my girlfriend is part chines :L x
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Female 244
Weird lol
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Female 52
it comes up the moment you do "i a"
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Female 2
hahahaha i tryed it
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Female 20
yeah, it isn`t fixed haha... try it!
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Male 24
i did it. crazy

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Male 5
The guy was probably googling this site when he notice that.
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Male 3,631
B.T.W. Lionheart, it wasn`t SPAM; was I advertising anything?

Besides, those contributions were CRUCIAL to my argument; please repost.

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Male 3,631
Are you referring to the potential relationship between religious zealotry and genocide?
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Male 3,755
For those who don`t know, this link goes to a PARODY article about how Chinese have no religion so they are capable of mass slaughter.
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Female 39
Haha.I Just Went To Google And It Said That.
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Male 596
I am Alpha and the omega, the beginning and the End.
You Live Because We Allow It, And You will Die Because We Demand It.
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Male 1,378
that saves me some typing
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Male 418
That is awesome!
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Male 75
lol saw that yesterday
wtf
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Male 1,232
That`s actually an article you can find online. Search it up.
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Male 140
I just tried it and it happens.
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Female 323
Haha. I wonder if that is an actual phobia.
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Male 367
I can`t believe it`s real, seriously, who searches that?
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Male 148
how come no numbers next 2 it ????
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Male 1,451
I am poem?
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Female 2,026
haha its real as well :D
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Female 382
the chinese will take over!!!! AHHHH
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Male 2,552
>Suicism

Very eloquently put, I must say!

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Male 2,552
>KRAYZEEGIRL

It`s "I am sofa king stew ped"

Also, why doesn`t the number of hits show? Had to check this up to make sure it isn`t false... apparently he missed something; on that same "suggestion list" there is also "I am extremely afraid of chinese people" with almost twice the number of hits (ca 99,000 vs 170,000 hits).

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Male 57
i wonder...why do invisible men use google?
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Male 844
LOL!
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Male 442
Eric Cartman is afraid of chinese people
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Male 5,189
:o Who be afraid of them!
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Female 447
lol... if you type in "i am so", i am sofa king we todd did is on the list.
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Male 8,300
Suicism,
Contributing = Good
Spamming = Bad

THAT is spam. Don`t make my joke about a ban become real.

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Male 3,755
Have you ever seen that In Living Color skit with the guy in prison who constantly misuses big words?
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Female 155
i am an invisible man?
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Male 3,755
Well genocide is kinda off topic. Lunatics commit genocide.

I never said xenophobia and terrorism are the same thing.

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Male 363
Well that isn`t old at all, and using "Why so racist, [insert name]?" as a title just gets better every time you do it!
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Male 8,300
Errr... at least it WAS a kitten being tortured, seems you`ve changed it now!

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Male 3,755
"Ostensible `terror` of a distinctive ethnicity would not indicate racism so much as xenophobia."

That sentence really doesn`t make much sense. It basically says that open terrorism directed towards a specific group of people is not as racist as people fearing anyone who is not from their area.

It seems like xenophobia would be less racist, because they don`t care what race they are. They only care if they`re not from around there.

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Male 656
Omg, i tried it, and it works....

woooooww.... way to google... i smell a lawsuit...

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Female 15,763
Thank you, Pel! :D

Also: Lawl.

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Male 8,300
...but your avatar is of a kitten being tortured, so I forgive you :-)
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Male 3,631
I love you too :-X
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Male 8,300
> Suicism
> I Dissent.. Ostensible `terror` of a distinctive ethnicity would not indicate racism so much as xenophobia - abject racism, according to tradition dictionary definitions, entails an assumption of superiority

Suicism, I`m afraid I`m going to have to ban you for one month for Exceeding IAB`s IQ Limit.

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Male 94
i tried it... its not fixed... its real... its like first on the list... lol
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Male 3,631
Gcamaro32, I Dissent..

Ostensible `terror` of a distinctive ethnicity would not indicate racism so much as xenophobia - abject racism, according to tradition dictionary definitions, entails an assumption of superiority in the face of alternative sub-special evolutionary outcomes; in other words, if your Race is the Best, then why should you be afraid?

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Male 8,300
Shouldn`t that title be "Why So Lacist?"
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Male 1,193
Old but the reason for this is because of this site.

Also people just started searching it a lot after seeing that was there.

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Female 1,436
Ok we have seen this already. . . . why are we seeing it again?

Meh, I still giggled!

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Male 2,148
Guys it`s easy to do this. 4chan prolly does things like this all the time.
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Male 3,819
Well I had to put it in my photobucket and crop it, because your sh*t was huge, but it IS still a picture you screencapped, homie.
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Female 89
lol i seriously just tried that.
and laughed.
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Female 84
i`m glad my link helped you guys out :p
but it really does help ha
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Male 820
I feel proud to have a picture from my photobucket on IAB.
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Male 3,819
Using Morn`s. Looks like I`m gonna have to crop it a bit. Thanks guys.
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Male 3,755
Mornaf`s post is closer to the original.
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Male 820
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Male 3,755
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Male 1,297
haaaalp!! opie you are our only hope(ie)
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Female 15,763
Can anyone find a working version of this image? Somewhere between Just and me something went wrong. I want to get it back up for you guys... but I have no idea what the picture is.

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Female 157
It`s broken for me....
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Male 47
Just when you thought you`d finally seen it all on the web, you realize that you will never finally see it all on the web.
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Male 2,125
Starshine, stop hurting my brain (or whatever the hell`s in there) Dx
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Female 288
the fact that it`s real makes it hilarious.
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Female 706
OR:

This is not a pipe.

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Female 706
Heh. If you like that, Mornaf, how about this:

The below statement is true.
The above statement is false.

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Male 60
of course it`s a parody, they never invaded Hong Kong, it was on a 100 year lease and the lease ran out in 1997. Do you people not read these things before jumping to conclusions?!
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Female 364
Oh my god it`s REAL.
Google is so weird.
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Male 332
I am alive?
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Male 3,755
Well, since it doesn`t actually state anything it`s not a lie. It`d be like me saying "This sentence is a stick."
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Male 820
[quote]This sentence is a lie.[/quote]

but if it`s a lie, then the sentence isn`t a lie, and if it isn`t a lie, then that sentence IS a lie..., and if it IS a lie, it isn`t a lie and if it isn`t, it is, if it is, it isn`t, if it isn`t, it is AGH I HAVE A HEADACHE

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Male 3,755
TheGrinch, I`ll repeat what has already been pointed out. It`s a parody website. It`s not serious.
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Male 49
Its searched so much because its a popular article writtten by an evangelical christian.
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Male 3,755
try, "why does my"
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Male 20
Reeeepost
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Male 548
haha bad google!
these things are pretty funny
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Female 1,269
i love these things
type hellen keller was and it`ll say
"helen keller was faking it" that made me laugh
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Male 2,748
wow, so people actually serch that??? that`s just not right
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Female 1,070
ahahahahah

i actually typed it into google and it worked xD

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Male 1,509
This sentence is a lie.
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Male 12,138
Crakrjak, one to add: Try typing "is it legal to m" into google. Hilarity ensues.
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Female 145
It`s Christwire! ... A site that makes fun of Christianity from one of the editors from Shoutwire. The site that used to be with TorrentSpy.
It`s satire.

FYI.

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Male 1,244
Holy crap! It really is the first thing that pops up when you type in `I am`
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Male 3,755
"If that site is real, it`s certainly... eye-opening."

Langdon, why you so racist?

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Male 3,755
That`s pretty funny Crakr...all those are pretty good.

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Male 17,511
Try this one..

Type "I have a b" into Google.

hehehe

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Male 419
this is real just go to google and type in i am and see for yourself
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Male 588
I think we should all head over to that christian site and engage in intellectual conversation with them!
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Male 17,511
That`s pretty bad that it`s at the top of the list.
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Male 151
I would be offended if I wasn`t so amused
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Female 9,572
Chinafobia at it`s best, lol.
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Male 12,138
GUNSLINGER SAID "FIRST"! QUICK, TO THE BANMOBILE!
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Female 1,004
Japanese people kinda scare me. They`re so....crazy. But I also love em for it too, so yay.

To the link given for this: wow. Just...wow. That makes me want to lock whoever made that article up in a room filled with Chinese guys and let them beat the hell outta her.

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Male 868
What I find ridiculous is how someone just quoted House below.
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Male 227
"I am second"...but no "I am first"?

Please don`t banhammer me...take this `first` into context...

*cowering terrified in the corner*

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Male 33
Look out! Dem Chinese gonna kill us all dead!
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Female 60
Amber-who wrote that article-is extremely ignorant. Obviously.
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Male 196
Aww... Knowing it came from an article isn`t nearly as funny. The article however was hilarious in its bigoted ignorance as these sites usually are. Religious nuts are so cute when they`re angry

"Climb out of your holes people!" House M.D.

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Male 263
OMG i suggested that link like 3 weeks ago
!!!1
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Male 2,703
"Unfortunately, most people are either racist, sexist, homophobic and just plain intolerant. What`s new?? If you don`t believe me then read the last 2 days worth of posts. "

and the ones who aren`t are just plain ignorant. they come up with empty arguments. btw, my response is false no matter what the individual thinks of himself. everyone is a bit of all those, its really all about to what degree.

thanks ushergurl for the link...it really puts context to the pic.

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Male 86
You`re looking at Extremism. OK just because one church or one so-called "Christian" website says this crap doesn`t mean you can broadly paint every Christian with the same brush. I`m admittedly a Christ follower and found that site quite frightening myself. I don;t call myself Christian because frankly the association people make with that word and my beliefs are not even close to being accurate...

Ignore the Dogma crap on that website. Jesus said "take up your cross and follow me" and "love one another". Live by this and and study the teaching of Jesus.

Compare HIS word to the crap on those websites and tell me if those people are on the right track. Religion can screw anything up. That`s why I hate religion. BUT I love God, and I can do that without some man-made religion telling me how to do it...


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Male 505
Ushersgurl, thanks for that link. If that site is real, it`s certainly... eye-opening. I especially enjoyed how freely they equated China with "Asian peoples" and specifically the Japanese in WWII.

Also, I`m pretty sure IAB brought them down. W00t!

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Male 2,395
"I am second"... its funny cuz its third on the list :D
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Female 47
chinese people are awesome
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Female 84
They are searching for an article by a very popular Evangelical Church. Here`s the link.

http://christwire.org/2009/02/i-am-extre...

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Female 2,927
well if you cant get respect, might as well settle for fear.
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Male 3,369
lostinkorea
Female, 18-29, Europe
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[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, May 27, 2009 3:36:20 PM
What`s so surprising...they`re racist?

Unfortunately, most people are either racist, sexist, homophobic and just plain intolerant. What`s new?? If you don`t believe me then read the last 2 days worth of posts.

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Everybodys gotta belive in something! Peronally I`m intollerant of intollerance (which yes, I`m aware is a contradiction in itself)! It`s just a case of drawing the line as to whats acceptable and whats not.

Anyway..if we where all the same, I`d have no one to laugh at! ;-()

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Female 4,197
lol thats different
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Male 931
i love ice cream
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Female 3,726
What`s so surprising...they`re racist?

Unfortunately, most people are either racist, sexist, homophobic and just plain intolerant. What`s new?? If you don`t believe me then read the last 2 days worth of posts. |-(

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Male 17
Hah! My friends and I found that today in school, and I got beat to linking it. :P
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Female 2,672
*true
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Female 2,672
lol, thts funny....and ture :S
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Female 1,401
omg i thought this was fake until i tried it.
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Male 3,014
...what.
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Male 127
Wow. The article is pretty drating hilarious...

The one that is being "searched for" by Google.

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Male 242
Link: Why You So Racist, Google? [Pic FIXED!] [Rate Link] - ...or is China really that scary?
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