What Am I? What Am I?

Submitted by: mischief83 7 years ago Weird

What would happen if your toys REALLY came to life? You"d be annoyed is what! NSFW language
There are 68 comments:
Male 46
S-T-U-P-I-D!!!!!!!
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Female 385
a little drawn out but i`m glad i sat through it.
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Male 148
denzel washigton? lolwut?
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Female 34
Repost. Funny,but a repost.
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Female 267
lol, i loved that
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Female 188
a) Lmao. I must be like on something, because this actually made me laugh.
b) the boy was frickin aDORable!
c)frogtango: LOL!
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Male 2,159
What am I? What am I?

I. Am. BORED!!

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Female 71
Lol. That was so stupid it was funny.
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Male 845
spastic much?
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Male 190
the end made me laugh but the lead up to it was dull
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Male 1,718
Grab onto our tongues charile
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Male 813
Hey mods, can you ban the drating retards who post report all the time, just like the drating FIRST retards? Thanks
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Male 186
well, i sure never saw it, and i checked for it before submitting it. pointing out something is a repost as a courtesy is fine by me, but being annoying about it is probably uncalled for, especially since most people haven`t seen it. personally, I think if you claim something is a repost you should have to post the link with it...
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Male 2,125
The ending made me laugh. Other than that, it was f*cking retarded
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Female 3,696
hahah I`d never seen this before! Thank god for reposts :P

These puppets remind me of the pink and blue unicorns from the Charlie videos...like if they`d just been born ;) "Chaaarlie what am I charrlie, hand hand hand!"

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Male 15,832
Okay, I`m calling shenanigans. This is fake because everybody knows that in order for your birthday wish to come true, you have to blow out your candles in one breath.
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Male 338
hahaha... i love this thing... i remember seeing this a while ago on this site... i`m surprised more people don`t like it...
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Male 34
Jesus, you repost people are idiots. Who the hell cares. get a life! Its not going to break your damn day, if the same link comes up every once in awhile.

Thanks for REPOSTING. Its always good to be reminded of a gem.

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Male 229
They need to make an R rated Toy Story movie.
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Male 3,369
freddyferret
Male, 30-39, Midwest US

As much bandwidth as it uses, it`s not cheap to keep it going every month. Beyond that, who knows where the rest goes.
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Fancylads stripper and cocaine habit??

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Male 11,740
"And on the subject of people who work here not getting page what do you think the ads on the page are for decorations?"

No one said the page doesn`t make money, but the mods don`t get paid to do their jobs. At least some of the money goes to keep the site up. As much bandwidth as it uses, it`s not cheap to keep it going every month. Beyond that, who knows where the rest goes.

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Male 342
I watched the whole thing waiting for something funny to happen. And on the subject of people who work here not getting page what do you think the ads on the page are for decorations?
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Female 153
LMFAO!! Oh my god this is hilarious!!
I think I might have woken up my sister from laughing so hard!
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Male 31
Sounds like a day in the life of tech support.
"What is this? Why? I`m f*cking my hand! Why?"
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Male 3,578
with all the ads someone is geting paid
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Female 527
This is hilarious! I love it! Dinzel Washington! HAHA! (That kid has a really dirty fish tank.)
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Male 11,740
On the subject of reposts.....it`s not that much of a big deal. Unless it was posted with the last week or two, when it should be in recent memory, then chill.

Titles are chosen by the people who submit them. 15 people could see the same thing and give it 15 different titles. The URL can be different because (OMG) sometimes stuff gets posted on multiple websites. So those 15 people might find the same thing on 15 different websites.

I "rag" the mods about reposts, but it`s just to be a poohead and harass them. ;) The only thing that really does bug me is when something is posted as a game when it`s not. If you can`t play it and interact, it`s not a game. If it`s about a game but you can`t play it, don`t list it as one.

Give it a rest with the repost stuff. They`re not getting paid to run things here. I`ve been a mod on a lot of websites and email groups. Trust me, it`s a thankless job.

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Female 209
im f*cking my hand ahahahha
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Male 17,512
arrrrrrrgh... to many what`s and why`s
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Male 26
repost from 2 years back?
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Male 9,306
LMAO! XD

God I love this.

Jump! Jump drat! Jump drat! XD

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Male 185
JUMP drat YOUR MOMMA!!!
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Male 2,199
lol good thing they learned what hands are for pretty quickly... now they wont be bored in their box... *fap* *fap* *fap* "im fu cking my hand!"
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Female 118
WHAT IS BOX HAPPENING?
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Male 3,369
To dm2754:

1) I accepted the link.

2) It may well be a repost but I couldnt find any evidence of it being one. Try the title in the search facility (top right of IAB). Neither the title nor the url are in IABs database (at least prior to today). I certainly hadnt seen it before and I`m sure others havnt either!

3) Job? Every mod here does this out the goodness of our hearts, for free, for the community. I do this for fun, nothing more!

4) You may well be "that" guy, but rather than make a major issue out of a minor thing, you could try submitting some new content yourself!

That is all!

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Female 4,028
And then they were burned.
The kid didn`t swear, did he? Heh.
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Male 988
Repost. I saw this on IAB a long time ago
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Male 1,929
lol the end topped it off nicely
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Male 3,578
to opiebreath: the point I was trying to make is. When you submit a link they claim they check to make sure it`s not a repost. And that was true to years ago when I first started to view this site. It`s not true anymore and we are seeing more and more repost. Someone is just getting a lazy about their job.
I know I have joined the ranks of Internet douche bags by becoming the "repost guy". Which is just as bad as the "Photoshop guy" I`m always picking on. But at least I`m not a "first".
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Female 1,413
man these things are annoying
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Male 2,748
i saw this like, a year ago. my bro and i were just serfing youtube and found it, still funny tho, lol!!!
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Male 976
DENZEL WASHINGTON!
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Male 356
"I`m frocking my hand."
good puppet.
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Male 353
wow....
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Male 1,484
wow, now thats pretty weird
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Female 1,004
Also- was kinda expecting this to be one of those "kid wishes toys would come to life and mommy`s `toys` come alive as well" type of scenarios. Wow, I was wrong.
Probably would`ve been funnier, though.
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Male 11,740
The moron who made this was f**ked in the head.
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Male 282
haha i didnt expect it
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Female 200
I had that book too!!
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Female 471
OMG I have that book! :D
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Female 1,004
>:C Your wish only comes true if you blow all the candles out in one puff. Grow some better lungs, sissyboy!

How is it the mom can hear her son easily, but not those shrieking monstrosities?

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Male 267
haha the end is great with the " i`m f***ing my hand" lol
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Male 536
fake...
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Female 192
WHO AM IIIIII?
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Male 1,002
"How do they know the word "what"? Or "am" and "I"?"

I would imagine the video would be a lot less popular if they included a 3 hour back-story on how exactly it all happened.

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Female 15,763
DM that`s the message you get when you submit a new link. That`s not the repost message. It says, "This link has been suggested" because it just has... right now... when you clicked SUBMIT.
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Female 87
Aaah haaah, seen this and was hoping it would get on here.
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Male 357
How do they know the word "what"? Or "am" and "I"?
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Male 431
I`ve seen this before.
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Male 3,578
At least this repost is from several months ago. To quote IAB “Thanks! This link has been suggested. If we like the link, and it`s not already listed, we`ll add it!”
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Male 5,190
Toy Story came to mind but this is far from it.
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Male 820
meh, wasn`t worth five minutes of my life.
I will lodge a formal complaint at the time return booth.
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Male 305
And now you too know what it is like to have children.
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Female 26
what the f am i?
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Female 15,763
I got to the 2 minute mark and kind of wanted to kill myself. o_O;;

NO MORE.

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Male 437
haha the only funny part was at the end when they started saying"im fu**ing my hand"
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Male 626
ROFL I loved it.

Favorited.

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Male 186
Link: What Am I? What Am I? [Rate Link] - What would happen if your toys REALLY came to life? You`d be annoyed is what! NSFW language
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