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Date: 05/06/09 09:01 AM

23 Responses to Weird Crazy Anthromorphic Lawnmower Gives Advice

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    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Link: Weird Crazy Anthromorphic Lawnmower Gives Advice - ``Engine Eddie`` does a news interview, and the world becomes that much creepier.
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    DaniDrkHrt Female 18-29
    212 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:08 am
    I hope Marylin`s boss covered her therapy bills after that little session...
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:09 am
    This video kind of made me want to go out into my garage and take a sledge hammer to my mower.
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:10 am
    ummm, what???????
  5. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:12 am
    I wonder what would happen if you gave that starter rope a good hard pull...
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    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:24 am
    Wait, nobody else gets gardening advice from the severed head attached to their lawnmower? strange.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:43 am
    Engine Eddie should`ve had a flat-top haircut.
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:43 am
    does he eat the grass on his lawn?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:56 am
    OH GOD! OH GOD! KILL IT! KILL IT! IT`S A MONSTER! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SEX BURN IT AND MAKE IT DEAD!
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    "Spending $6 billion on lawns per year"

    I nearly fainted when I heard that. Think of how many lives could have been saved with that money...

    Seriously, SIX BILLION?!?!?

    Oh yeah and the talking cyborg lawnmower had an interesting accent.

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    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    Oh God...the part starting at 2:34 where the lawnmower starts hitting on the poor News Anchor just makes my skin crawl. I mean, I`ve been approached by some guys I wouldn`t even consider humping with a borrowed set of genitalia, but I have fortunately never had the opportunity to decline a talking-head-on-a-lawnmower`s pick up lines. *shudder* Poor woman!
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    uhh
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    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    *twitch* sweet mother of God...,

    WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

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    Happen Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    lol hes so awesome.
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    ... Wow.

    Some news show found a webcam with face recognition stuff, and went WAYY Overboard with it.

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    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    are you f**king kidding me? this isnt a kids show, its the news. old people dont need cartoons to pay attention.

    props on the grass hair though.

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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Millions of years of evolution and this is what we have to show for it?
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    It`s aliiiiive!!
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    "`Spending $6 billion on lawns per year`

    I nearly fainted when I heard that. Think of how many lives could have been saved with that money...

    Seriously, SIX BILLION?!?!?"

    Haha I had my volume turned down/didn`t watch the whole thing so I didnt hear that.

    Can`t blame me I live in an apartment. XD

    The manager does hire a crapton of guys to cut the lawn though...

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    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 11:53 pm
    *facesmack* how can a news station be so stupid.. This is just.. I`m at a lack of words, this is so stupid.. "Engine Eddie".. When I become "supreme leader of the world" I`ll ban stupid people.. They will be executed by launching into the sun, repeatedly.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:24 am
    @CrakrJak "Engine Eddie should`ve had a flat-top haircut."

    Brilliant observation.

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    Mothrog Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    it`s like those crappy p.s.a type video u watched in elementary school

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