Weird Crazy Anthromorphic Lawnmower Gives Advice

Submitted by: hoboriffic 8 years ago in Weird

""Engine Eddie"" does a news interview, and the world becomes that much creepier.
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Male 79
it`s like those crappy p.s.a type video u watched in elementary school
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Male 15,832
@CrakrJak "Engine Eddie should`ve had a flat-top haircut."

Brilliant observation.

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Male 5,189
...I`m awake.
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Male 467
*facesmack* how can a news station be so stupid.. This is just.. I`m at a lack of words, this is so stupid.. "Engine Eddie".. When I become "supreme leader of the world" I`ll ban stupid people.. They will be executed by launching into the sun, repeatedly.
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Female 1,199
"`Spending $6 billion on lawns per year`

I nearly fainted when I heard that. Think of how many lives could have been saved with that money...

Seriously, SIX BILLION?!?!?"

Haha I had my volume turned down/didn`t watch the whole thing so I didnt hear that.

Can`t blame me I live in an apartment. XD

The manager does hire a crapton of guys to cut the lawn though...

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Female 1,199
It`s aliiiiive!!
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Male 1,002
Millions of years of evolution and this is what we have to show for it?
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Male 103
are you f**king kidding me? this isnt a kids show, its the news. old people dont need cartoons to pay attention.

props on the grass hair though.

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Male 606
... Wow.

Some news show found a webcam with face recognition stuff, and went WAYY Overboard with it.

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Male 15
lol hes so awesome.
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Male 820
*twitch* sweet mother of God...,

WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

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Male 1,550
uhh
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Female 153
Oh God...the part starting at 2:34 where the lawnmower starts hitting on the poor News Anchor just makes my skin crawl. I mean, I`ve been approached by some guys I wouldn`t even consider humping with a borrowed set of genitalia, but I have fortunately never had the opportunity to decline a talking-head-on-a-lawnmower`s pick up lines. *shudder* Poor woman!
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Male 4,680
"Spending $6 billion on lawns per year"

I nearly fainted when I heard that. Think of how many lives could have been saved with that money...

Seriously, SIX BILLION?!?!?

Oh yeah and the talking cyborg lawnmower had an interesting accent.

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Male 9,305
OH GOD! OH GOD! KILL IT! KILL IT! IT`S A MONSTER! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SEX BURN IT AND MAKE IT DEAD!
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Male 844
does he eat the grass on his lawn?
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Male 17,512
Engine Eddie should`ve had a flat-top haircut.
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Male 134
Wait, nobody else gets gardening advice from the severed head attached to their lawnmower? strange.
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Male 15,832
I wonder what would happen if you gave that starter rope a good hard pull...
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Male 1,894
ummm, what???????
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Male 4,593
This video kind of made me want to go out into my garage and take a sledge hammer to my mower.
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Female 212
I hope Marylin`s boss covered her therapy bills after that little session...
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Female 153
Link: Weird Crazy Anthromorphic Lawnmower Gives Advice [Rate Link] - ``Engine Eddie`` does a news interview, and the world becomes that much creepier.
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