Weatherman Is Totally Horny During Live Broadcast

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago in Funny

Someone hasn"t gotten any in a long, long time. (Safe for work, unless your boss is a prude.)
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Female 54
bahahahaha
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Male 70
He said 69 sacks. As in football sacks.
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Male 99
er, sacks
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Male 99
69 sacs...
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Male 1,164
the only chance he has of getting 69 sex is if he manages to clone himself... inwhich at the end of the night neither of them will be virgins
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Male 2,748
why would u say that on the news???
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Male 3,619
hehe... sexual her-ass-ment... lol
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Male 41
this is my local news!
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Male 3,915
wow...what a friggin dork..."might be getting 69 sex!!!"....seriously?.....seriously??
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Male 271
anyone know if he was fired or if the girl sued him for sexual her-ass-ment
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Female 69
Its not Kansas City, its the Twin Cities, MN.
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Male 3,296
i guess 69 is hot in kansas City
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Female 73
.... Is he ALLOWED to point that out? XDDD
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Male 118
Wow, Just Wow.......
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Male 12,138
vv "Lionheart just a reply to the bees dick comment im sure bees dicks cant b that reliable cuz just like every other animal or human bs have a differnt sized dick"

What, you mean like feet?

And yeah guys, as smash and others have said, he`s talking about American Football defence: he said 69 sacks. He wants 69 sacks. Of the the quarterback. Before he passes the ball. It`s funny because it sounds wrong, but that`s not what he was saying.

And Frogtango: I`m a fellow Grammar Nazi. Hell, I`m the f*cking Grammar Führer. Our numbers aren`t dying: we`re alive and kicking, brother!

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Male 1,557
If he`d have left it at "it`s an omen" and maybe given a wink then yeah, but he had to do the American humour thing of stepping forward and fully explaining the joke.
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Male 1,718
> M364N

Well, I don`t spend all day measuring bee`s wee`s so I`ll just assume you know more about them than me and believe you. Hey, don`t let me stop you, sounds like a fascinating hobby

Lionheart. Now i thought you and i were a fellow Grammar Nazis. (sigh our numbers are dying)

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Male 1,718
69,, like... The temperature outside. He was really pumped up (get my drift)
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Female 15,763
WOW that`s awkward. Socio, I agree. It`s like someone informed him of what 69 is just the other day and, like a 12 year old finding out what a penis does, he just had to go tell someone.

Too bad that someone includes the millions of viewers watching.

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Female 1,063
Uh wow... just wow
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Female 1,413
meh this wasnt great. he wasnt talking about sex, just sports.
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Male 8,302
> M364N

Well, I don`t spend all day measuring bee`s wee`s so I`ll just assume you know more about them than me and believe you. Hey, don`t let me stop you, sounds like a fascinating hobby :-)

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Male 367
It`s like he just heard about today.
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Male 367
It`s like he just heard about it today.
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Male 3,756
After reading the article posted by Bored2Run, I`ve come to the realization that whether it`s Celsius or Fahrenheit, they`re both just arbitrary numbers made up by some guy in his laboratory.

By the way, did you know that -40 degrees Celsius and -40 degrees Fahrenheit are equal?

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Male 3,756
It`s been mentioned before, but no one seems to care. He said 69 SACKS. Jared Allen is a defensive lineman.
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Female 209
Lionheart just a reply to the bees dick comment im sure bees dicks cant b that reliable cuz just like every other animal or human bs have a differnt sized dick so technically thats not percice at all unless ur like and buzzy bee with 18 stripes who lives on the third dasy to the left in my garden in mancher dick size... js
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Male 845
LOL! "what temperature is it outside?.......69!"
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Female 267
"Lionheart: > Bored2Run
>for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system
Um yeah, because `3 and one-eighth and a beesdick` is obviously a lot more exact than 3.12531."

Well I haven`t been fortunate enough to get that close to a bee`s dick, so I guess you`ve got me there.

But in terms of temperature? It`s actually the old version Fahrenheit that`s more precise.

Here`s a good example for you or anyone who wants to lend it the time. It`s in layman`s terms. ;) Cheers Lionheart, I`m not trying to piss in your Krispies. Only conducting constructive debate. Have a good weekend.

http://www.ericpinder.com/html/fahrenhei...

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Male 75
yeah this guy is definitly getting fired.
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Male 8,302
> Bored2Run
>for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system

Um yeah, because `3 and one-eighth and a beesdick` is obviously a lot more exact than 3.12531.

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Female 267
"Almightybob1: Considering the metric system has infinite precision (you can always add another decimal place), this doesn`t make much sense. Actually, both have infinite precision in that sense. So yeah.

Also, in the UK we use Celsius for temperature these days, we ditched Fahrenheit a while ago :)"

Yes, the U.K. adopted Celsius for temperatures (when I say `English System` it`s not exclusive persay to the U.K. It`s the name of the standard in measurement.) but the U.K. as well as other countries using the metric celsius systems are not exercising them exclusively and that`s because the ongoing debates over precisionary measurementation and the struggle in becoming global.

Thanks almightybob1, I like reading your input. Cheers. :)

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Male 556
Quite true, Lionhart.
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Male 4,290
[quote] "Metric is simpler due it`s scales in the ten`s, but for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system. :)"[/quote]


Considering the metric system has infinite precision (you can always add another decimal place), this doesn`t make much sense. Actually, both have infinite precision in that sense. So yeah.

Also, in the UK we use Celsius for temperature these days, we ditched Fahrenheit a while ago :)

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Female 267
"Lionheart: Considering 69 is right in the middle of the range of normal temperatures for Yanks and their silly completely impossible to understand fahrenheit system, he must get excited a lot."

lol, I bet nothing shy of the wind blowing gets this guy going.

On another note, I have to disagree with the fahrenheit system as being "silly". More mathematically complex and detail oriented yes, but silly? Hmmm...not entirely. Metric is simpler due it`s scales in the ten`s, but for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system. :)

(btw, yeah, we Yanks tend to be a bit backwards in Hell...we`re just trying to figure out how deep.)

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Female 267
Bet he got his hand slapped for that one. lol
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Female 519
Just.. wow.
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Male 182
Fail.
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Female 481
He`s awesome.
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Male 8,302
Considering 69 is right in the middle of the range of normal temperatures for Yanks and their silly completely impossible to understand fahrenheit system, he must get excited a lot.
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Male 928
That guy rules!
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Male 25
thats so terrible. i feel embarassed just watching.
drating hilarious though
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Female 2,672
lol he looked so excited when he said it, like a lil 13 yr old
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Female 1,578
"i feel bad for his children."

I doubt he has any

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Male 322
haha he was way too excited about that.
i feel bad for his children.
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Female 2,120
@GummyWurmz
I expected the same thing. I have shamed myself.
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Male 506
Wow, 69 is hot? We`ve been having 100+ temperatures since April down here in good ol` Tucson. Whiners.
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Female 1,412
Oh.. I thought he was going to have like a boner. I feel dirty for being dissapointed. I wanted him to be humiliated.
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Male 4,393
facepalm.
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Male 1,347
[quote]Canine
Male, 13-17, Western US
180 Posts Friday, May 22, 2009 1:19:21 PM
im more surprised at the notion of 69 degrees being very warm than anything else in this vid[/quote]


yup, up here in MN thats good and warm this time o` year. gets warmer later on tho w constant 80-100% humidity, that sucks =(

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Male 1,853
I`m proud to say that Interstate SIXTY NINE runs through my state.
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Female 193
Um.... okay... not really. He was just being silly.
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Female 9,478
Did anyone in the backroom notice that?
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Male 626
Woah man that was cringe-inducing.

Stuff like this always makes me squirm with embarrassment for the people involved. /facepalm

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Female 394
lol I`m surprised if he somehow managed to keep his job after that >.<
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Female 241
lol, why would he say that?
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Male 445
"tis better to give than recieve..."

Whomever you`re with isn`t doing it right.

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Male 2,125
Someone`s a little excited ;D
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Male 5,190
Lulz....69
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Male 3,482
I love how SHE stopped laughing as soon as he said it, lol.
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Male 549
yayyaya 69!
mature dude.
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Male 142
im more surprised at the notion of 69 degrees being very warm than anything else in this vid
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Male 1,003
mmh whoa. now i`m horny!
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Male 315
Hey, I think I saw him at the bar...
as a toilet cleaner.
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Male 864
What`s the temperature? 69! What`s the last thing I talked about while having a career? 69!
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Male 817
How did that man steal Jack Nicholson`s eyebrows?
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Male 468
we wont be seeing him anymore
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Female 761
did he just say...69 sex?...tis better to give than recieve...
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Male 125
69 sacks, fools.
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Male 240
"With another man"
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Male 32
"69 SACKS"

Have no idea why i`m posting that, it will be posted again several hundred times i`m sure.

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Male 486
Wow. That`s a good way to get your ass fired.
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Male 4,680
Did he just say what I thought he said...?

"69 sex!" ?

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Male 12,138
I don`t think this poor bastard has ever experienced sex of any kind. Not with another person, at least.
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Female 3,696
Hahah the look on her face "..um...6..9?"
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Male 124
It`s always the weathermen!
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Male 1,620
Link: Weatherman Is Totally Horny During Live Broadcast [Rate Link] - Someone hasn`t gotten any in a long, long time. (Safe for work, unless your boss is a prude.)
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