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Date: 05/22/09 12:19 PM

79 Responses to Weatherman Is Totally Horny During Live Broadcast

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Link: Weatherman Is Totally Horny During Live Broadcast - Someone hasn`t gotten any in a long, long time. (Safe for work, unless your boss is a prude.)
  2. Profile photo of CrepesOWrath
    CrepesOWrath Male 18-29
    124 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    It`s always the weathermen!
  3. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    Hahah the look on her face "..um...6..9?"
  4. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    I don`t think this poor bastard has ever experienced sex of any kind. Not with another person, at least.
  5. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    Did he just say what I thought he said...?

    "69 sex!" ?

  6. Profile photo of Norts
    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Wow. That`s a good way to get your ass fired.
  7. Profile photo of JrmyCrss
    JrmyCrss Male 30-39
    32 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    "69 SACKS"

    Have no idea why i`m posting that, it will be posted again several hundred times i`m sure.

  8. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    "With another man"
  9. Profile photo of Raisingfear6
    Raisingfear6 Male 18-29
    125 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    69 sacks, fools.
  10. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    did he just say...69 sex?...tis better to give than recieve...
  11. Profile photo of flyingpie
    flyingpie Male 13-17
    470 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    we wont be seeing him anymore
  12. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    How did that man steal Jack Nicholson`s eyebrows?
  13. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    What`s the temperature? 69! What`s the last thing I talked about while having a career? 69!
  14. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Hey, I think I saw him at the bar...
    as a toilet cleaner.
  15. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    mmh whoa. now i`m horny!
  16. Profile photo of Canine
    Canine Male 13-17
    142 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    im more surprised at the notion of 69 degrees being very warm than anything else in this vid
  17. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    yayyaya 69!
    mature dude.
  18. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    I love how SHE stopped laughing as soon as he said it, lol.
  19. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Someone`s a little excited ;D
  20. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    "tis better to give than recieve..."

    Whomever you`re with isn`t doing it right.

  21. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    lol, why would he say that?
  22. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    lol I`m surprised if he somehow managed to keep his job after that >.<
  23. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    Woah man that was cringe-inducing.

    Stuff like this always makes me squirm with embarrassment for the people involved. /facepalm

  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Did anyone in the backroom notice that?
  25. Profile photo of mystyocean
    mystyocean Female 18-29
    194 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Um.... okay... not really. He was just being silly.
  26. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
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    May 22, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    I`m proud to say that Interstate SIXTY NINE runs through my state.
  27. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    May 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Canine
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    180 Posts Friday, May 22, 2009 1:19:21 PM
    im more surprised at the notion of 69 degrees being very warm than anything else in this vid


    yup, up here in MN thats good and warm this time o` year. gets warmer later on tho w constant 80-100% humidity, that sucks =(

  28. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    facepalm.
  29. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Oh.. I thought he was going to have like a boner. I feel dirty for being dissapointed. I wanted him to be humiliated.
  30. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    Wow, 69 is hot? We`ve been having 100+ temperatures since April down here in good ol` Tucson. Whiners.
  31. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    @GummyWurmz
    I expected the same thing. I have shamed myself.
  32. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    haha he was way too excited about that.
    i feel bad for his children.
  33. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2116 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    old, but wonderful
  34. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    "i feel bad for his children."

    I doubt he has any

  35. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    lol he looked so excited when he said it, like a lil 13 yr old
  36. Profile photo of Jaydizzle
    Jaydizzle Male 13-17
    25 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    thats so terrible. i feel embarassed just watching.
    drating hilarious though
  37. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    That guy rules!
  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    Considering 69 is right in the middle of the range of normal temperatures for Yanks and their silly completely impossible to understand fahrenheit system, he must get excited a lot.
  39. Profile photo of Elvi739
    Elvi739 Female 13-17
    481 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    He`s awesome.
  40. Profile photo of ericdee
    ericdee Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Fail.
  41. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    Just.. wow.
  42. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    Bet he got his hand slapped for that one. lol
  43. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    "Lionheart: Considering 69 is right in the middle of the range of normal temperatures for Yanks and their silly completely impossible to understand fahrenheit system, he must get excited a lot."

    lol, I bet nothing shy of the wind blowing gets this guy going.

    On another note, I have to disagree with the fahrenheit system as being "silly". More mathematically complex and detail oriented yes, but silly? Hmmm...not entirely. Metric is simpler due it`s scales in the ten`s, but for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system. :)

    (btw, yeah, we Yanks tend to be a bit backwards in Hell...we`re just trying to figure out how deep.)

  44. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    "Metric is simpler due it`s scales in the ten`s, but for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system. :)"


    Considering the metric system has infinite precision (you can always add another decimal place), this doesn`t make much sense. Actually, both have infinite precision in that sense. So yeah.

    Also, in the UK we use Celsius for temperature these days, we ditched Fahrenheit a while ago :)

  45. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    Quite true, Lionhart.
  46. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    "Almightybob1: Considering the metric system has infinite precision (you can always add another decimal place), this doesn`t make much sense. Actually, both have infinite precision in that sense. So yeah.

    Also, in the UK we use Celsius for temperature these days, we ditched Fahrenheit a while ago :)"

    Yes, the U.K. adopted Celsius for temperatures (when I say `English System` it`s not exclusive persay to the U.K. It`s the name of the standard in measurement.) but the U.K. as well as other countries using the metric celsius systems are not exercising them exclusively and that`s because the ongoing debates over precisionary measurementation and the struggle in becoming global.

    Thanks almightybob1, I like reading your input. Cheers. :)

  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    > Bored2Run
    >for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system

    Um yeah, because `3 and one-eighth and a beesdick` is obviously a lot more exact than 3.12531.

  48. Profile photo of eflcotw
    eflcotw Male 13-17
    75 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    yeah this guy is definitly getting fired.
  49. Profile photo of Bored2Run
    Bored2Run Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    "Lionheart: > Bored2Run
    >for more precise measurments for things like weather, construction, weights, longitude and latitude coordinates, there`s no system more precise to date than the English system
    Um yeah, because `3 and one-eighth and a beesdick` is obviously a lot more exact than 3.12531."

    Well I haven`t been fortunate enough to get that close to a bee`s dick, so I guess you`ve got me there.

    But in terms of temperature? It`s actually the old version Fahrenheit that`s more precise.

    Here`s a good example for you or anyone who wants to lend it the time. It`s in layman`s terms. ;) Cheers Lionheart, I`m not trying to piss in your Krispies. Only conducting constructive debate. Have a good weekend.

    http://www.ericpinder.com/html/fahrenhei...

  50. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    LOL! "what temperature is it outside?.......69!"
  51. Profile photo of M364N
    M364N Female 18-29
    209 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    Lionheart just a reply to the bees dick comment im sure bees dicks cant b that reliable cuz just like every other animal or human bs have a differnt sized dick so technically thats not percice at all unless ur like and buzzy bee with 18 stripes who lives on the third dasy to the left in my garden in mancher dick size... js
  52. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    It`s been mentioned before, but no one seems to care. He said 69 SACKS. Jared Allen is a defensive lineman.
  53. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    After reading the article posted by Bored2Run, I`ve come to the realization that whether it`s Celsius or Fahrenheit, they`re both just arbitrary numbers made up by some guy in his laboratory.

    By the way, did you know that -40 degrees Celsius and -40 degrees Fahrenheit are equal?

  54. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    It`s like he just heard about it today.
  55. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    It`s like he just heard about today.
  56. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    > M364N

    Well, I don`t spend all day measuring bee`s wee`s so I`ll just assume you know more about them than me and believe you. Hey, don`t let me stop you, sounds like a fascinating hobby :-)

  57. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    meh this wasnt great. he wasnt talking about sex, just sports.
  58. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    Uh wow... just wow
  59. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 12:59 am
    WOW that`s awkward. Socio, I agree. It`s like someone informed him of what 69 is just the other day and, like a 12 year old finding out what a penis does, he just had to go tell someone.

    Too bad that someone includes the millions of viewers watching.

  60. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:26 am
    69,, like... The temperature outside. He was really pumped up (get my drift)
  61. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:28 am
    > M364N

    Well, I don`t spend all day measuring bee`s wee`s so I`ll just assume you know more about them than me and believe you. Hey, don`t let me stop you, sounds like a fascinating hobby

    Lionheart. Now i thought you and i were a fellow Grammar Nazis. (sigh our numbers are dying)

  62. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:53 am
    If he`d have left it at "it`s an omen" and maybe given a wink then yeah, but he had to do the American humour thing of stepping forward and fully explaining the joke.
  63. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 5:26 am
    vv "Lionheart just a reply to the bees dick comment im sure bees dicks cant b that reliable cuz just like every other animal or human bs have a differnt sized dick"

    What, you mean like feet?

    And yeah guys, as smash and others have said, he`s talking about American Football defence: he said 69 sacks. He wants 69 sacks. Of the the quarterback. Before he passes the ball. It`s funny because it sounds wrong, but that`s not what he was saying.

    And Frogtango: I`m a fellow Grammar Nazi. Hell, I`m the f*cking Grammar Führer. Our numbers aren`t dying: we`re alive and kicking, brother!

  64. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 6:05 am
    Wow, Just Wow.......
  65. Profile photo of lil_Sunflori
    lil_Sunflori Female 18-29
    73 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 11:46 am
    .... Is he ALLOWED to point that out? XDDD
  66. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    May 23, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    i guess 69 is hot in kansas City
  67. Profile photo of nanderson06
    nanderson06 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    Its not Kansas City, its the Twin Cities, MN.
  68. Profile photo of bungled
    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 6:39 am
    anyone know if he was fired or if the girl sued him for sexual her-ass-ment
  69. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 8:26 am
    wow...what a friggin dork..."might be getting 69 sex!!!"....seriously?.....seriously??
  70. Profile photo of ozmonkey
    ozmonkey Male 13-17
    41 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 9:50 am
    this is my local news!
  71. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    hehe... sexual her-ass-ment... lol
  72. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    Repost. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
  73. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    why would u say that on the news???
  74. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    May 24, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    the only chance he has of getting 69 sex is if he manages to clone himself... inwhich at the end of the night neither of them will be virgins
  75. Profile photo of soaperguy29
    soaperguy29 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    69 sacs...
  76. Profile photo of soaperguy29
    soaperguy29 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    er, sacks
  77. Profile photo of PhuxPro
    PhuxPro Male 13-17
    70 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    He said 69 sacks. As in football sacks.
  78. Profile photo of Hellogoodsir
    Hellogoodsir Female 18-29
    54 posts
    July 15, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    bahahahaha

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