Wearable Towel Informercial: Toga, Toga, Toga!

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

Move over, Snuggie, there"s a new wearable piece of cloth in town... The Wearable Towel! Just like a Greek toga!
There are 57 comments:
Female 54
the beginning scared me
i thought she was really nakerz :o
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Male 162
Is the future of our fashion dictated by clothing "not sold in stores"?
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Male 62
Made me think of Bluto Blutarski.
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Male 2,506
LOL UNISEx!
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Male 1,765
Opie is right, we demand more women wearing it toga-style.
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Male 915
bewbs
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Female 9,402
1st off, there`s something like that already in stores. 2nd, why would you wear a bra taking a shower?
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Female 15,763
Wait a second, why are there no women wearing it toga style?

SEXISM!

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Male 467
Sociophobic >> Didn`t you see the lady in the video? Towels just aren`t big enough, you WILL need the wearable towel. Also, you can wear it around friends and family!
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Female 1,413
lol this rivals the snuggie, when they actually go out in public wearing the stupid things. lol
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Male 367
Couldn`t you just tie a towel around your waist like a normal human being?
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Female 1,604
Good idea however it looks really stupid while they are wearing it lol
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Male 845
What towels? My attention was focused on other things......
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Male 46
The fact that this may actuall sell pretty well makes me sad.
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Female 895
agreed. lame.
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Female 519
Gayyyy
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Male 1,686
I gotta get a six pack, apparently then my life will be full.
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Male 9,306
They have a set up for their next product, the Shower Bra.

Tired of being walked in on by perverts? Tired of paying outrageous prices for door locks for your bathroom? Are those peeping toms getting to be a pain?

Introducing the Shower Bra! The bra you wear in the shower!

And you see visuals of pervy fat guys getting frustrated when they can`t see her boobs and snapping their fingers like "Aw maaaan". =P

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Female 4,028
I always get annoyed at how commercials make simple, daily things seem like such a hassle. Unless you`re a complete idiot, half of the things they show as "difficult" in commercials, is easy as anything.
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Female 99
"it`s ultra absorbent!" *picks up naked baby*

did they just imply the baby peed on her? Or is the baby made of water?! What else aren`t you telling me?!?

"i thought i saw boobs for a second in the beginning, but she just showers with a bra on."

yeah I thought so too. Not sure why they chose the strapless skin-colored bra and a front view. Oh wait, yeah I am, to make you think you saw boobs so it catches the attention of men who suddenly want to wear toga-towels!

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Female 1,401
i thought i saw boobs for a second in the beginning, but she just showers with a bra on.
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Female 1,963
What is it with these infomercials?

First of all, NO ONE struggles that much while putting on a towel/bathrobe.

Second of all, why do they always say "not sold in stores" like it`s a good thing? Of course they don`t sell it in stores. It`s crap.

But... I still want one.

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Male 2,551
Whats to stop you cutting arm and head holes in your own towels?
Whats next? the towel poncho?
Wait...that`s actually a good idea...>.>
Patent pending. <.<
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Male 10,845
the sleeveless towel?
or
the slowel?
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Male 833
O MAN I GOT ONE OF THEM!!!!!


wait.... its just an old towel that has holes in it

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Male 113
I honestly thought that was a snuggie parody for a moment.
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Male 9,306
*preps the apocalypse machine*

I`m sorry, but if people are having trouble in life with towels that they need and order this crap I`m just going to have to opt for a mass reset.

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Female 2,120
This will come in so handy when I am doing some LARPing.
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Female 290
I didn`t buy this as a real commercial until I went to the site. X__X Scary...
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Female 310
i hate to say it but that looks like a way better idea than the snuggie if it cost lest i would buy it, but over my dead body would i wear it out
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Female 855
***wow*** they got me on the backpack!
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Male 506
Toga!! Toga!! Toga!!
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Female 346
I`m not paying $20 for a frickin` towel. It looks retarded too!!!
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Male 1,148
Remember people, Towel day on the 25th may!!

It`s as a tribute to Douglas Adams!

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Male 1,002
Wow. It`s like a bathrobe but less efficient! Capital! I`ll take 50!!
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Male 5,190
.....Lame...
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Female 767
I have that! I call mine a robe though.
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Female 35
Sign me up for 4!
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Female 241
lol, the snuggie is still worse though.
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Male 817
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa... the only way they could show that it`s "ultra absorbent" is by having a woman grab a baby and hold it next to her?

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Female 761
yeah, perfect to look like a douche in *rolls eyes*
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Male 761
why pay another $20 for that when you can just use your snuggie as a towel?
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Male 549
haha that is the dumbest idea ive seen in a while. yet there are still people out there who will see this and immediately rush to their phones to order some.
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Male 13,624
I want one, but theres again Im a old fart, so that statement doesnt count
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Male 2,125
You need to wrap yourself with a towel? I walk around naked...
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Male 588
I like how they tell that bathrobes are hot and heavy. Simple solution to this: buy robes that are not made of depleted uranium.
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Male 153
don`t they have bath robes already? this is just the retarded brother of the bath robe.
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Male 864
I`ll wear it however the f*ck I want! I will NOT be limit to tunic and toga!
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Male 12,138
Swaywithme, you do realise what you`ve just done, don`t you? Literally millions of potential humans are currently being wasted by 13-17 year old boys around the world. Think before you post, dammit!
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Female 299
just what i was thinking crakrjak, buy a cheap towel from somewhere, and take a pair of scissors to it.
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Male 438
"That`s actually frikken cool...I always wear my towel around when I`m trying to get my hair dry and it falls down a lot.. :("

go on...

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Female 3,696
That`s actually frikken cool...I always wear my towel around when I`m trying to get my hair dry and it falls down a lot.. :(
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Male 17,512
Or... You could buy a beach towel, Sew in 3 openings along one edge and save yourself $10.
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Male 486
It`s not that dumb of an idea. Not worth $20 though.
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Male 99
I LIKE IT! I would not be caught dead wearing it... But I LIKE IT!
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Male 4,680
My IQ dropped by 15 points just watching this.
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Male 19,855
Link: Wearable Towel Informercial: Toga, Toga, Toga! [Rate Link] - Move over, Snuggie, there`s a new wearable piece of cloth in town... The Wearable Towel! Just like a Greek toga!
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