Uranium For Sale. More Funny Amazon Reviews

Submitted by: crazydaiz 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/product-reviews/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

$29.97 is surprisingly cheap for a radioactive isotope
There are 28 comments:
Male 2,005
lol the reviews r 2 die4
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Male 1,666
Oh man, I love this. Being a nerd myself, I can appreciate all of these nerds.
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Female 15,763
Oh my god I want to buy it and say I had a pet rock, but then I upgraded and got a pet uranium.

o-o;

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Male 363
"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

i dont care if its wrong, i just learned half life formulas and found that amazingly funnay.

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Male 381
lmao 3 wolves tshirt reference. glow in the dark wolves.
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Female 1,077
I don`t care if this is scientifically correct, it was the best comment on there:

"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

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Male 1,226
"this might seem liek astupid question... but...
O.o can you actually buy it?
what ifyou do... what do they send you?"

Yes, this is an ACTUAL product. The radioactivity of this ore is so incredibly low, you will die sooner from the radiation of your cellphone than if you would constantly sit next to it.

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Female 35
this might seem liek astupid question... but...
O.o can you actually buy it?
what ifyou do... what do they send you?
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Male 1,629
PSHH i know where to get better ore cheaper
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Male 367
Oh those crazy Libyans and their mall parking lot uranium selling to men with odd hair.
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Male 3,425
"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

Incorrect. Even though uranium does indeed have a half life of 4.47 billion years, the amount of it does not decrease, but rather the amount of radioactive particles it emits. Therefore, you would still have a full tin.

Anyone got any more jokes they would like me to kill>

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Male 10,855
OMGWTFROFL! XD

Actually what patchouly just said clarifies things.

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Male 2,553
Btw, my comment also applies to A. Dent`s review.
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Male 2,553
Sorta feel sorry for J. Ingham... He`s really trying to be serious, but is swamped in inseriousness (yet another new word, I believe!). I would have done the same, and the frustration he must feel when he reads the other reviews is obvious.

Still very funny though!

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Female 241
"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
I lol`d.
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Male 326
But will it blend?
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Male 4,746
This is an actual product. Extremely low level, used for testing equipment.
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Male 845
hahahha!!! "if the lighting fails in your home it will produce sufficient illumination to make your kids and pets glow in the dark, enabling you easily to locate them." - quote of the day!
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Male 14,334
But does it whiten your teeth????
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Male 845
what a coincidence, i was just revising Radioactive Isotopes for Physics!

LOL! "Over the course of two weeks, my body is slowly making horrible changes. My nose is shifting to one side. My toe on my right foot doesn`t move anymore, and is purple in color. My Testicles hang past my knees."

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Male 612
I have uranium ore... :-P
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Male 209
Lol, agreed Bob. I was just about to quote it.
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Male 4,290
"I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."


Best review ever.

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Female 9,478
So that`s where Iran and North Korea are getting Uranium...;-/
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Male 3,369
I was going to add this today as I know where a whole bunch of them are (all epic reading), but since I noticed crazydaiz had submitted it, she get`s the credit and +1 IAB point!

So submit them if you find them if you want those totally useless IAB points I just made up!

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Male 5,190
LOL! They get slower as they get bigger. Gonna need a bigger shovel soon. :D
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Male 5,314
where are these coming from!!!
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Female 251
Link: Uranium For Sale. More Funny Amazon Reviews [Rate Link] - $29.97 is surprisingly cheap for a radioactive isotope
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