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Date: 05/26/09 06:30 AM

28 Responses to Uranium For Sale. More Funny Amazon Reviews

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    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:46 am
    Link: Uranium For Sale. More Funny Amazon Reviews - $29.97 is surprisingly cheap for a radioactive isotope
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:36 am
    where are these coming from!!!
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:43 am
    I was going to add this today as I know where a whole bunch of them are (all epic reading), but since I noticed crazydaiz had submitted it, she get`s the credit and +1 IAB point!

    So submit them if you find them if you want those totally useless IAB points I just made up!

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:45 am
    So that`s where Iran and North Korea are getting Uranium...;-/
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:53 am
    "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."


    Best review ever.

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    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Lol, agreed Bob. I was just about to quote it.
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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:20 am
    I have uranium ore... :-P
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:40 am
    what a coincidence, i was just revising Radioactive Isotopes for Physics!

    LOL! "Over the course of two weeks, my body is slowly making horrible changes. My nose is shifting to one side. My toe on my right foot doesn`t move anymore, and is purple in color. My Testicles hang past my knees."

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:40 am
    But does it whiten your teeth????
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:41 am
    hahahha!!! "if the lighting fails in your home it will produce sufficient illumination to make your kids and pets glow in the dark, enabling you easily to locate them." - quote of the day!
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:49 am
    This is an actual product. Extremely low level, used for testing equipment.
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    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:59 am
    But will it blend?
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    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:59 am
    "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."
    I lol`d.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Sorta feel sorry for J. Ingham... He`s really trying to be serious, but is swamped in inseriousness (yet another new word, I believe!). I would have done the same, and the frustration he must feel when he reads the other reviews is obvious.

    Still very funny though!

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Btw, my comment also applies to A. Dent`s review.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:29 am
    OMGWTFROFL! XD

    Actually what patchouly just said clarifies things.

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:42 am
    "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

    Incorrect. Even though uranium does indeed have a half life of 4.47 billion years, the amount of it does not decrease, but rather the amount of radioactive particles it emits. Therefore, you would still have a full tin.

    Anyone got any more jokes they would like me to kill>

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    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 11:02 am
    Oh those crazy Libyans and their mall parking lot uranium selling to men with odd hair.
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 11:13 am
    PSHH i know where to get better ore cheaper
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    kbx3 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:04 pm
    this might seem liek astupid question... but...
    O.o can you actually buy it?
    what ifyou do... what do they send you?
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    "this might seem liek astupid question... but...
    O.o can you actually buy it?
    what ifyou do... what do they send you?"

    Yes, this is an ACTUAL product. The radioactivity of this ore is so incredibly low, you will die sooner from the radiation of your cellphone than if you would constantly sit next to it.

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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    I don`t care if this is scientifically correct, it was the best comment on there:

    "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

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    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    lmao 3 wolves tshirt reference. glow in the dark wolves.
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    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    "I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty."

    i dont care if its wrong, i just learned half life formulas and found that amazingly funnay.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    Oh my god I want to buy it and say I had a pet rock, but then I upgraded and got a pet uranium.

    o-o;

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Oh man, I love this. Being a nerd myself, I can appreciate all of these nerds.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 8:05 am
    lol the reviews r 2 die4

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