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Date: 05/25/09 09:30 PM

38 Responses to Tuscan Whole Milk – More Funny Amazon Reviews

  1. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Link: Tuscan Whole Milk - More Funny Amazon Reviews - I thought I`d save a little money on this product so I clicked on the `Order it used` button. Boy, was that a mistake!
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Why are there so many literary allusions?

    I wouldn`t be able to drink it anyway. Yay for not being able to produce lactase! -_-

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    I like the Raven milk one. But that`s about all I read. It`s late.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    Opie, I will stand for your intolerance.
  5. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:40 pm
    Meh.
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    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    The poem was insanely good.
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    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    oh wow... that is amazing.
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Tolerate my intolerance!
  9. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    wait why did people do this. is this some inside joke on tuscan whole milk.
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    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    lmao...epic...just epic...
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    All the while it`s purr bequiling, my cat fancy into smiling...
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:13 pm
    my god, that is incredible. *laughing* incredible.
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    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:37 pm
    This is great. I hope Amazon preserves this post somehow. Opie, lactase enzyme caplets work for me but, I found I need to take 2 caplets 10 minutes before indulging in the cow goodness.
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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    Crimson... there is some hidden force that draws a large group of people to all write funny reviews for one certian product on Amazon... there should be another posted here soon actually.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    The cheapest it sells for is $77
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    ...LOL, I had to stop at page 7. I bookmarked it for a later time....that S!`s funny
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    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    wow.
    just wow.
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    Chiburashka Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:00 pm
    Unbelievably epic.

    My head a splode.

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    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    That`s awesome. The best part is that Amazon leaves all the comments up, when almost all of them are ridiculous.

    My favorite:

    4.0 out of 5 stars
    Warm., May 22, 2009
    By A. Fiorentino (Philadelphia, PA, USA)

    My milk came by UPS via Amazon Super Saver shipping (great value!). Unfortunately, it arrived warm and mildly chunky. As such, I`ve had to downgrade my rating to only four stars. It`s still the best milk $700 can buy -- well worth getting my stomach pumped immediately after having a warm bowl of cereal!

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    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:34 pm
    the airport security one is the best.

    "I drank the entire gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk that I had purchased on Amazon.com while the people behind me grew increasingly inpatient.
    It was delicious.
    I did not blow up. "


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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    Hehehe...
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 11:56 pm
    the raven one and the airport one are the best. some of these are actually really creative, and good writing. hilarious. like just golden. a lot of reviews. i bookmarked them, though.
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    kbx3 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:17 am
    " 4.0 out of 5 stars Has the potential to be as big as yoghurt, May 13, 2009
    By Zenroxy "marabous" (London) - See all my reviews
    I`m not kidding, this stuff has potential to be at big as yoghurt or possible even cheese. What a great idea, and to put it in a container is genius."

    HAHHAHA my favorite!

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:23 am
    "when I went to the refrigerator, the only liquid available was a small container of rice milk. Rice milk! My heart is shattered into a thousand pieces and I`m supposed to drink the lactation byproducts of rice? I think not!"

    I have to agree rice and soy milk suck!

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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:44 am
    lolwtf "What Do You Mean I Can`t Bring My Milk???"
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 12:46 am
    Only 20% retarded
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    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:01 am
    "This product copiously leaks out of my nose whenever I read these reviews."

    So true!

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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:34 am
    4 new from $77.76

    o_o

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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:39 am
    Man, I want to date Felicia Day.

    And so does my girlfriend. Damn.

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:55 am
    Did anyone look at the submitted pictures ? LOL!
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:38 am
    lawlz
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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:46 am
    I lol`d
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    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:17 am
    this is almost as good as the wolf shirt http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Avai...
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:01 am
    Winter_ICE_0
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    384 Posts
    Monday, May 25, 2009 10:40:03 PM
    Crimson... there is some hidden force that draws a large group of people to all write funny reviews for one certian product on Amazon... there should be another posted here soon actually.
    --------------------------------------------------

    You may be right!

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    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:49 am
    "Thumbs Down. I added to my gas tank. No difference felt. Very disappointed will not buy again."

    Lol...

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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Not as unusual as the Uranium one.
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    fbgenius Male 18-29
    104 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:36 am
    The Raven parody is just... incredible. Pure genius.
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    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Somebody is selling a new one for $2,500.

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