Tuscan Whole Milk - More Funny Amazon Reviews

Submitted by: The_Maddog 7 years ago Funny
http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/product-reviews/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

I thought I"d save a little money on this product so I clicked on the "Order it used" button. Boy, was that a mistake!
There are 38 comments:
Male 2,050
Somebody is selling a new one for $2,500.
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Male 104
The Raven parody is just... incredible. Pure genius.
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Male 10,845
Not as unusual as the Uranium one.
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Male 2,125
"Thumbs Down. I added to my gas tank. No difference felt. Very disappointed will not buy again."

Lol...

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Male 3,369
Winter_ICE_0
Male, 13-17, Western US
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[ Delete Post ] Monday, May 25, 2009 10:40:03 PM
Crimson... there is some hidden force that draws a large group of people to all write funny reviews for one certian product on Amazon... there should be another posted here soon actually.
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You may be right!

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Male 776
this is almost as good as the wolf shirt http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Avai...
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Female 471
I lol`d
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Female 1,401
lawlz
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Male 17,512
Did anyone look at the submitted pictures ? LOL!
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Male 506
Man, I want to date Felicia Day.

And so does my girlfriend. Damn.

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Female 1,199
4 new from $77.76

o_o

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Male 209
"This product copiously leaks out of my nose whenever I read these reviews."

So true!

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Male 3,310
Only 20% retarded
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Male 845
lolwtf "What Do You Mean I Can`t Bring My Milk???"
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Male 17,512
"when I went to the refrigerator, the only liquid available was a small container of rice milk. Rice milk! My heart is shattered into a thousand pieces and I`m supposed to drink the lactation byproducts of rice? I think not!"

I have to agree rice and soy milk suck!

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Female 35
" 4.0 out of 5 stars Has the potential to be as big as yoghurt, May 13, 2009
By Zenroxy "marabous" (London) - See all my reviews
I`m not kidding, this stuff has potential to be at big as yoghurt or possible even cheese. What a great idea, and to put it in a container is genius."

HAHHAHA my favorite!

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Female 1,413
the raven one and the airport one are the best. some of these are actually really creative, and good writing. hilarious. like just golden. a lot of reviews. i bookmarked them, though.
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Male 2,553
Hehehe...
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Male 372
the airport security one is the best.

"I drank the entire gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk that I had purchased on Amazon.com while the people behind me grew increasingly inpatient.
It was delicious.
I did not blow up. "


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Male 756
That`s awesome. The best part is that Amazon leaves all the comments up, when almost all of them are ridiculous.

My favorite:

4.0 out of 5 stars
Warm., May 22, 2009
By A. Fiorentino (Philadelphia, PA, USA)

My milk came by UPS via Amazon Super Saver shipping (great value!). Unfortunately, it arrived warm and mildly chunky. As such, I`ve had to downgrade my rating to only four stars. It`s still the best milk $700 can buy -- well worth getting my stomach pumped immediately after having a warm bowl of cereal!

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Male 292
Unbelievably epic.

My head a splode.

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Female 241
wow.
just wow.
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Male 1,686
...LOL, I had to stop at page 7. I bookmarked it for a later time....that S!`s funny
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Male 3,842
The cheapest it sells for is $77
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Male 976
Crimson... there is some hidden force that draws a large group of people to all write funny reviews for one certian product on Amazon... there should be another posted here soon actually.
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Male 1,404
This is great. I hope Amazon preserves this post somehow. Opie, lactase enzyme caplets work for me but, I found I need to take 2 caplets 10 minutes before indulging in the cow goodness.
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Male 1,686
my god, that is incredible. *laughing* incredible.
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Male 3,431
All the while it`s purr bequiling, my cat fancy into smiling...
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Male 388
lmao...epic...just epic...
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Male 363
wait why did people do this. is this some inside joke on tuscan whole milk.
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Female 15,763
Tolerate my intolerance!
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Male 363
oh wow... that is amazing.
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Male 1,788
The poem was insanely good.
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Male 868
Meh.
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Male 3,756
Opie, I will stand for your intolerance.
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Male 3,756
I like the Raven milk one. But that`s about all I read. It`s late.
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Female 15,763
Why are there so many literary allusions?

I wouldn`t be able to drink it anyway. Yay for not being able to produce lactase! -_-

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Male 3,369
Link: Tuscan Whole Milk - More Funny Amazon Reviews [Rate Link] - I thought I`d save a little money on this product so I clicked on the `Order it used` button. Boy, was that a mistake!
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