Rockin' in the free world since 2005.

[Total: 68    Average: 3.8/5]
55 Comments - View/Add
Hits: 17272
Rating: 3.8
Category: Funny
Date: 05/30/09 03:11 PM

55 Responses to True Stories – In One Sentence

  1. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Link: True Stories - In One Sentence - Scroll down and pick your path to hell, you eavesdropper...
  2. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    That`s kina like the postcards thing, but with a little more elaboration. The dog`s dying ones were almost too much to take as my dog is getting kind of old.
  3. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    It`s really hard to find some good ones as a lot of them aren`t that interesting.
  4. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    Interesting. Reminds me of textsfromlastnight.com
  5. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    Alot of these are really sad =`(
  6. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Cassie

    I met the love of my life not on the subway or in a bar, but in my bowling class.

  7. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    Interesting at times, sad at times, creepy at times, funny at times. Wow, I like it.
  8. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Oh, the irony
    It was only after I voted "no" on an unapproved entry that I realized it was one of my own.

    did an iab mod make this one?

  9. Profile photo of ollylimpfish
    ollylimpfish Male 30-39
    177 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    group hug but funnier,
  10. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Good idea, I like it. A little like PostSecret, but more light-hearted.
  11. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    It`s like a website for what they write in Hallmark cards
  12. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    I could read these for hours. My favorite so far: "I realized today that squeezing my own boob feels a lot like squeezing my boyfriends butt."
  13. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    This one is awesome:

    "I love you more than anyone else in the world..."

    This morning I was dangerously close to buying a 24-pack of condoms with my Mothers` Day card before realizing the embarrassing implications.

  14. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    "His suicide note blamed me."
    ...what do you say to that?
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    omg, i am so addicted to this...
  16. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    "It`s like a website for what they write in Hallmark cards"

    What Hallmark store do you go to? Mine is nowhere near this good.

  17. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    "Meghan-
    I said no.

    tags: sex"

    OH SNAP.

  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    "His suicide note blamed me."
    ...what do you say to that?

    It would suck but there`s nothing to say at that point. You just have to move on.

  19. Profile photo of minidritz
    minidritz Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    oh wow... I`ve already found and got bored of something before IAB...

    I can`t decide whether I feel happy or sad about that...

  20. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    My bedroom window is dirty, but I`m hoping the outside looks a bit better.
  21. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
    105 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    I lost five years of my life for kindly asking someone to put some paper in a bag.
  22. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    90% of them are fake.
  23. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    meh. fmylife is better.
  24. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    These are way too depressing. :(
  25. Profile photo of _Mouse_
    _Mouse_ Female 18-29
    155 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Some of these are just plain funny:
    "After he had calmed my fears of pooping in other peoples houses, I had to ask his mom where the plunger was."

    And some I can relate to:

    "I was a Jedi until I got my boobs and then was told I had to be Princess Leia and wait to be rescued."

  26. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    Well I wouldn`t say FML is better, especially since the majority of them are just the musings of typical 13 year old girls. E.g. Today, my boyfriend called me fat. FML!
  27. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Why is humor so big?
  28. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    I have to!

    "My father, whom was quoted saying my family was next as he stood over his first attempted victim, is scheduled for release on my birthday."


  29. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    "Addicted

    I said no, and he didn`t stop, so I let him do it anyway so he wouldn`t get even more aggressive. "

    so many different contexts..

    and fml is exactly as alk3v said, a buncha overeactive girls that didnt get a hello from their crush and wanna cut themselves.

  30. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Bat_Girl

    "Why is humor so big?"

    - uhm. cause its funny.

  31. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    wtf is this
  32. Profile photo of Nburkie420
    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    "I love you more than anyone else in the world..."
    This morning I was dangerously close to buying a 24-pack of condoms with my Mothers` Day card before realizing the embarrassing implications.

    thats just great

  33. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    363 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    While it was comforting to hear the cop`s reassurances that he personally did not believe we were pedophiles, it really didn`t do much to help the situation.
  34. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    :O this was awesome
  35. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 10:16 pm
    Sadly, I have the same stories as some of these people.
  36. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    entertaining, to say the least
  37. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
    165 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    That was somewhat depressing.
  38. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 2:07 am
    they all suck
    haahaahaahaa
  39. Profile photo of i-am-bo-red
    i-am-bo-red Male 13-17
    150 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 2:18 am
    HAHA! i feel like a pervert.... :\
  40. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 2:34 am
    These are like FML`s but with one sentence and more depressing =S
  41. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:24 am
    This is a bad FML ripoff. FML is original
  42. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Shadow, agreed.

    Some of these are quite funny though. Not funny in the - wow, your life sucks ass. Funny in the way where the writer was laughing and has transcended that laughter upon us through a single sentence.

  43. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:42 am
    some of them were miserable, but alot were clever (:
    "For his birthday I gave him a Jenga set where every time you pulled out a block, it had a memory, inside joke, or quote on it."
    i know what im getting my boyfriend now ^^
  44. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 5:24 am
    The best:

    My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it`s Speedy! Meow!"

  45. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:58 am
    Yeah I agree with Shadow, that`s what I thought. Just a kinda depressing, not so funny FML. They`re a bit vague though. Maybe it should be two sentences?
  46. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 7:12 am
    I like this one, although it is really sad:

    The last thing I saw before the shrapnel hit us was my buddy, Ryan, smiling at me while saying, "Relax or you`ll die all tense."

  47. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 7:48 am
    The fire we started in that corn field was terrible for more reasons than just its failure to produce popcorn.

  48. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 8:06 am
    god some people are so depressing
  49. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 9:21 am
    I say alot of them was classic emo lies. You get them all the time on stuff like this... anyhoo my own one liner:

    "She thought I was someone else as we danced drunk together in a club kissing, but now we been dating two years."

  50. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 9:49 am
    i thought a lot of these were really deep and good....i really liked this....definitely bookmarking it...
  51. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    This one made me laugh my ass off.

    My crazy Polish dad came inside after digging a hole for a new tree in the backyard, holding the skull of "Speedy," my cat who had died months before and said, "Look, it`s Speedy! Meow!"

  52. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 11:51 pm
    I loved this:

    When the surgeon asked me if the woman in the waiting room was my wife, I wanted to say "Someday, I hope."

  53. Profile photo of dukorider1
    dukorider1 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    favorites:
    1)"I felt pretty bad when my husband staggered into the kitchen from the den with a profusely bleeding cut in his forehead, collapsed on the floor and told me "I knew you wouldn`t want me to bleed on the carpet."

    2)I realized today that squeezing my own boob feels a lot like squeezing my boyfriends butt.

    3)As I finished making my father`s bed, the hospital called and informed me he wouldn`t be needing it.

    4)The most prominent memory I have of my grandmother is the night she tried to kill me.

    5)As the cashier gave a knowing look to my wife as she scanned the prenatal vitamins, I realized this random girl is the first person on earth to know we are having a baby.

  54. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    June 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    That was really something. Many of them are deep, funny, provocative, subtle and sublime all in one.

Leave a Reply