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Date: 05/24/09 12:30 PM

42 Responses to Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Link: Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be - When it comes to sex and looking sexy, people cross many lines in order to cash in on the desperate. NSFW!
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    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    well i`m offended...
  3. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Those made me giggle...
  4. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Ever wanted to shove George W. Bush up your ass?

    So many conflicted feelings! How about someone elses ass?

  5. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Oh my, um.....yeah, errrr, *shakes head*
  6. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    whats the beuty nipple for?
  7. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    My lips are now sealed.
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    I think you may have put it in the wrong place then!
  9. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    what on gods green earth would anyone want to shove a star shaped ``playdoh`` tube up your winkle to produce star poo?
  10. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    there was a fisting glove... that when all the way up to the shoulder o_0
  11. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    160 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    I wouldn`t classify 1. and 2. as sex products... but the special edition Mel Gibson Braveheart butt plug just made me lol.
  12. Profile photo of Englandrocks
    Englandrocks Female 18-29
    491 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    The beauty nipple is for women who like to have the natural look when wearing some clothes.
  13. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    The poop shape thing isn`t real thankfully...
  14. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    why should the last one "not be"...? i mean...sure...if a guy made the list and is into some cameltoe...then maybe....but this list would therefore be biased....but the celebrity butt plug thing is unnecessary...lol
  15. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    The poop shape thing isnt real?? Ohhh Christ on a pogo stick thanks for that!
  16. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    People will shove ANYTHING up their ass...
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    Wait... why would you WANT to be nipply!?
  18. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Um ......dunno, never met a nipply fan...not sure I want to
  19. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Lol lips are sealed... :)
  20. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    Cuchini should be useful.
  21. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    i dont get those boob things...
  22. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    "Um ......dunno, never met a nipply fan...not sure I want to"

    Seriously? You`ve never checked out a woman because she was nippin`? Trust me, you`ve met a fan of nippin`. I think it`s safe to say that most guys are.

  23. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    The cameltoe thing seemed practical, though I guess you could also just buy/use a panty liner of some sort and have the same effect.
    The rest were pretty strange.
  24. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    The nipple item is bait and switch, and the cuchini is censorship. Such criminality should not stand!!!!!
  25. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Oh lord, Ive just worked it out, Im a nipply fan.....................*SHAME* thanks supersmash, just worked it out, sorry Im old and it takes a while!
  26. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    how the first one sells is BEYOND ME. omg. haaaa
  27. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    How ANY of em sell is a mystery to me
  28. Profile photo of xxlittleme
    xxlittleme Female 18-29
    109 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Well.
    Nobody wants cameltoe.
  29. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    That was quite a tasteful closeup of Maria Sharapova
  30. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    I hate how everyone always misspells Elliott Smith`s name. D:
  31. Profile photo of je_scream
    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    I want the camel toe guard.
  32. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    I like tight pants as much as the next chick, but I can honestly say I`ve never needed to guard against camel toe, let alone a device that would do so for me.
  33. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    ..I was kind of disappointed in this. Not as funny as I wanted it to be, I guess.
  34. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    Why is #2 so racist?
  35. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    camel toe one is a good idea, ipod one is weird the rest are sick.... also poopy shapes? LOL
  36. Profile photo of kbx3
    kbx3 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 10:25 pm
    i completely agree. the camel toe guard is a good idea... but im guessing not too comfortable? a pantie liner does the same trick =P
  37. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    come on, basically all of these but the last one were awesome
  38. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 12:56 am
    How do you get camel toe when you`re wearing a swim suit?
  39. Profile photo of Dolegay
    Dolegay Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 2:00 am
    who doesn`t want GW to be liking the inside of one`s fudge factory?
  40. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    May 25, 2009 at 5:18 am
    I agree, the camel toe hider is a good idea, but then I`m too fat to wear tight clothes so it doesn`t really matter to me. :P
  41. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:04 am
    "Is this food or some kind of squirt gun?" LMAO!
  42. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:06 am
    Oh and the butt plugs? OUCH! And a tip for you ladies: If you have camel toe, you`re wearing the wrong size!!! Trust me you are not as thin as you think you are.

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