Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/top-5-sex-products-that-shouldnt-be/

When it comes to sex and looking sexy, people cross many lines in order to cash in on the desperate. NSFW!
There are 42 comments:
Female 343
Oh and the butt plugs? OUCH! And a tip for you ladies: If you have camel toe, you`re wearing the wrong size!!! Trust me you are not as thin as you think you are.
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Female 343
"Is this food or some kind of squirt gun?" LMAO!
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Female 459
I agree, the camel toe hider is a good idea, but then I`m too fat to wear tight clothes so it doesn`t really matter to me. :P
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Male 148
who doesn`t want GW to be liking the inside of one`s fudge factory?
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Female 1,199
How do you get camel toe when you`re wearing a swim suit?
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Male 269
come on, basically all of these but the last one were awesome
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Female 35
i completely agree. the camel toe guard is a good idea... but im guessing not too comfortable? a pantie liner does the same trick =P
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Male 1,164
camel toe one is a good idea, ipod one is weird the rest are sick.... also poopy shapes? LOL
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Male 10,855
Why is #2 so racist?
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Female 4,447
..I was kind of disappointed in this. Not as funny as I wanted it to be, I guess.
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Female 1,077
I like tight pants as much as the next chick, but I can honestly say I`ve never needed to guard against camel toe, let alone a device that would do so for me.
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Female 761
I want the camel toe guard.
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Female 662
I hate how everyone always misspells Elliott Smith`s name. D:
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Male 1,666
That was quite a tasteful closeup of Maria Sharapova
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Female 109
Well.
Nobody wants cameltoe.
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Male 13,630
How ANY of em sell is a mystery to me
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Female 609
how the first one sells is BEYOND ME. omg. haaaa
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Male 13,630
Oh lord, Ive just worked it out, Im a nipply fan.....................*SHAME* thanks supersmash, just worked it out, sorry Im old and it takes a while!
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Male 1,365
The nipple item is bait and switch, and the cuchini is censorship. Such criminality should not stand!!!!!
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Female 1,386
The cameltoe thing seemed practical, though I guess you could also just buy/use a panty liner of some sort and have the same effect.
The rest were pretty strange.
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Male 3,755
"Um ......dunno, never met a nipply fan...not sure I want to"

Seriously? You`ve never checked out a woman because she was nippin`? Trust me, you`ve met a fan of nippin`. I think it`s safe to say that most guys are.

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Male 2,748
i dont get those boob things...
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Female 323
Cuchini should be useful.
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Male 256
Lol lips are sealed... :)
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Male 13,630
Um ......dunno, never met a nipply fan...not sure I want to
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Female 15,763
Wait... why would you WANT to be nipply!?
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Male 2,125
People will shove ANYTHING up their ass...
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Male 13,630
The poop shape thing isnt real?? Ohhh Christ on a pogo stick thanks for that!
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Male 3,915
why should the last one "not be"...? i mean...sure...if a guy made the list and is into some cameltoe...then maybe....but this list would therefore be biased....but the celebrity butt plug thing is unnecessary...lol
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Male 4,680
The poop shape thing isn`t real thankfully...
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Female 491
The beauty nipple is for women who like to have the natural look when wearing some clothes.
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Male 160
I wouldn`t classify 1. and 2. as sex products... but the special edition Mel Gibson Braveheart butt plug just made me lol.
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Male 1,452
there was a fisting glove... that when all the way up to the shoulder o_0
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Male 13,630
what on gods green earth would anyone want to shove a star shaped ``playdoh`` tube up your winkle to produce star poo?
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Male 13,630
I think you may have put it in the wrong place then!
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Male 506
My lips are now sealed.
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Male 619
whats the beuty nipple for?
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Male 13,630
Oh my, um.....yeah, errrr, *shakes head*
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Male 3,369
Ever wanted to shove George W. Bush up your ass?

So many conflicted feelings! How about someone elses ass?

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Female 3,726
Those made me giggle...
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Male 338
well i`m offended...
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Male 264
Link: Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be [Rate Link] - When it comes to sex and looking sexy, people cross many lines in order to cash in on the desperate. NSFW!
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