Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago in Funny
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Some obvious, some made me think - maybe I am not as perverted as I think?!
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Male 1,540
RedSekhmet, a purple-headed yogurt slinger is a penis.
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Female 14
Guys... if you don`t know them you probably don`t WANT to know them. The only one I couldn`t figure out was #3 and I`m not going to bother to learn what it is.
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Female 609
oh goodness. if you don`t know it and you`re curious - just urbandictonary it - aaaaaand it will tell you.

ugh, who came UP with these terms? so grosss.

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Male 3,915
yeah i only got a few of them...and i am scared to learn what some mean...
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Female 1,172
That`s not a beef injection! It`s maple syrup into pork.
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Male 11,740
I didn`t get most of them either. The guy is either a freaky pervert (in a bad way) or a moron.
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Female 3,727
Purple headed yogurt slinger??? Uhhh....
Rusty trombone??? WTF??? Cleveland steamer...I don`t get it, can someone explain.
Damn, I thought I was a pervert : - /
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Male 2,748
funny
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Male 680
I only got like 3 of them.. Some of them I understood, but cheated ^^
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Male 2,582
What ruined it was when you hover over the images, the idiot named the photos pretty much what the answers are, but......

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger! WTF?

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Female 1,231
I feel left out... I didn`t get half of them. >.>

The ones that I did figure out were pretty funny, though.

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Female 150
Haha I got all of them xD
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Male 5,190
Donkey Punch!
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Female 2,064
Didn`t get 17 until I said "What? Donkey Kong punching Olimar?" out loud.

I`m still not sure what the sexual euphemism that goes with that means.

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Female 344
i did not see a lot of them lol o well maybe i`m retarded
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Female 688
lmfao.
strong lolz.
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Male 4,012
Err, sucking dick is in no way a euphimism.
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Female 15,763
Either I`m stupid or innocent because I`m just not making the connection with a lot of these...

Ima go with stupid.

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Female 58
i didnt get any of that..... oh well.
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Male 845
purple headed yogurt slinger?
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Female 4,197
lol omg i barely knew half of these but when i found out i lol`d. pretty clever!

also... i want that shower >.>

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Female 646
hhahahahaaaaa purple headed youghurt slinger xDxDxDxDDDDDD
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Female 486
I don`t see anything wrong with her thumb, its just taken head-on, right?
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Female 7,866
Ok- I KNEW i should not have asked, but hey- curiousity killed the cat. Do people REALLY do that? No- DO NOT TELL ME!!!!!!
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Male 1,598
I was surprised how many of those I missed. They just have much more twisted minds than I do, I guess.
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Male 3,842
WTF was up with the lady`s thumb in #10 (the "No Pants Dance") - if you didn`t see it, go back and look at her thumb, it is totally messed up!

LOL at "Dirty Sanchez" if you recognized USC quarterback Mark Sanchez, drafted by the New York Jets over the weekend.

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Male 2,855
i thought it was drapes match the carpet
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Female 113
stolen from somethingawful
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Male 3,059
That was REALLY stupid.
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Male 191
"It`s where you crouch over your partner`s chest and take a sh*t."

Aren`t you also supposed to rub it around with your ass, too?

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Male 4,680
"Ok- some I know, some I can work OUT- but some may not translate terribly well. I know I am going to regret asking but WTH is a cleveland steamer?"

It`s where you crouch over your partner`s chest and take a sh*t.

Yeah you probably regret asking.

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Female 7,866
Ok- some I know, some I can work OUT- but some may not translate terribly well. I know I am going to regret asking but WTH is a cleveland steamer?
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Female 1,578
the sucking dick one made me chuckle
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Male 269
well most of those were lame except `cleveland steamer` and `donkey punch`
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Male 5,620
skypirate.. we love your innocence.. hahaha
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Male 1,011
they have the answers at the bottom.....
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Male 59
hahaha yoghurt slinger
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Male 2,598
2,10,16?????
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Male 118
Some I wish I hadn`t have known -_-
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Male 1,629
i feel ashamed, my gutter mind has failed me! :( there are a couple that i didn`t get :(
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Male 264
Link: Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms [Rate Link] - Some obvious, some made me think - maybe I am not as perverted as I think?!
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