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Date: 05/01/09 09:26 AM

41 Responses to Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:59 am
    Link: Top 20 Safe For Work Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms - Some obvious, some made me think - maybe I am not as perverted as I think?!
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:37 am
    i feel ashamed, my gutter mind has failed me! :( there are a couple that i didn`t get :(
  3. Profile photo of BloodLimit
    BloodLimit Male 13-17
    118 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Some I wish I hadn`t have known -_-
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:03 am
    2,10,16?????
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    sovereign09 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:14 am
    hahaha yoghurt slinger
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:29 am
    they have the answers at the bottom.....
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5481 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:35 am
    skypirate.. we love your innocence.. hahaha
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    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:36 am
    well most of those were lame except `cleveland steamer` and `donkey punch`
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:42 am
    the sucking dick one made me chuckle
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Ok- some I know, some I can work OUT- but some may not translate terribly well. I know I am going to regret asking but WTH is a cleveland steamer?
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:48 am
    "Ok- some I know, some I can work OUT- but some may not translate terribly well. I know I am going to regret asking but WTH is a cleveland steamer?"

    It`s where you crouch over your partner`s chest and take a sh*t.

    Yeah you probably regret asking.

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    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:07 am
    "It`s where you crouch over your partner`s chest and take a sh*t."

    Aren`t you also supposed to rub it around with your ass, too?

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:19 am
    That was REALLY stupid.
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    gnomelover Female 18-29
    113 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:20 am
    stolen from somethingawful
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    i thought it was drapes match the carpet
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    WTF was up with the lady`s thumb in #10 (the "No Pants Dance") - if you didn`t see it, go back and look at her thumb, it is totally messed up!

    LOL at "Dirty Sanchez" if you recognized USC quarterback Mark Sanchez, drafted by the New York Jets over the weekend.

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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    I was surprised how many of those I missed. They just have much more twisted minds than I do, I guess.
  18. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Ok- I KNEW i should not have asked, but hey- curiousity killed the cat. Do people REALLY do that? No- DO NOT TELL ME!!!!!!
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    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    I don`t see anything wrong with her thumb, its just taken head-on, right?
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    hhahahahaaaaa purple headed youghurt slinger xDxDxDxDDDDDD
  21. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    lol omg i barely knew half of these but when i found out i lol`d. pretty clever!

    also... i want that shower >.>

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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    purple headed yogurt slinger?
  23. Profile photo of omgRAH
    omgRAH Female 13-17
    58 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    i didnt get any of that..... oh well.
  24. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Either I`m stupid or innocent because I`m just not making the connection with a lot of these...

    Ima go with stupid.

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Err, sucking dick is in no way a euphimism.
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    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    lmfao.
    strong lolz.
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    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    i did not see a lot of them lol o well maybe i`m retarded
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    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Didn`t get 17 until I said "What? Donkey Kong punching Olimar?" out loud.

    I`m still not sure what the sexual euphemism that goes with that means.

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    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    Haha I got all of them xD
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    I feel left out... I didn`t get half of them. >.>

    The ones that I did figure out were pretty funny, though.

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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    What ruined it was when you hover over the images, the idiot named the photos pretty much what the answers are, but......

    Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger! WTF?

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    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:13 am
    I only got like 3 of them.. Some of them I understood, but cheated ^^
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 7:49 am
    funny
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Purple headed yogurt slinger??? Uhhh....
    Rusty trombone??? WTF??? Cleveland steamer...I don`t get it, can someone explain.
    Damn, I thought I was a pervert : - /
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 9:46 am
    I didn`t get most of them either. The guy is either a freaky pervert (in a bad way) or a moron.
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:17 am
    That`s not a beef injection! It`s maple syrup into pork.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    yeah i only got a few of them...and i am scared to learn what some mean...
  38. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    oh goodness. if you don`t know it and you`re curious - just urbandictonary it - aaaaaand it will tell you.

    ugh, who came UP with these terms? so grosss.

  39. Profile photo of RedSekhmet
    RedSekhmet Female 18-29
    14 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:32 am
    Guys... if you don`t know them you probably don`t WANT to know them. The only one I couldn`t figure out was #3 and I`m not going to bother to learn what it is.
  40. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 1:12 am
    RedSekhmet, a purple-headed yogurt slinger is a penis.

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