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Date: 05/01/09 03:17 PM

127 Responses to This Is A Designated Smoking Area [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18931 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    Link: This Is A Designated Smoking Area - It looks like the City of London doesn`t take kindly to whiners.
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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    People are so polite in Britain.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    May I just be the first to say:

    PPPPPWWWWWNNNNNDDDDD!!!

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    nunujean Female 18-29
    92 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    well, thats not very nice. but you don`t wanna mess with them smokers, they can get a little testy.
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    SoupaMario Male 18-29
    221 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Piss off!
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    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    pwnd
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    In the kindest way possible. xD
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    devildog78 Male 30-39
    70 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    awesome
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    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    hahahha pwned, epic win on their part. xD
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    Arickeg Male 13-17
    4 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    lol its april first look at the date
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Ledgendary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    About time we smokers fought back!
  13. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Damn right. Us smokers are doing our bit by paying excessive taxes and we still get moaned at by non-smokers. My favourite was having a woman point out to me how bad smoking was for my health despite being over twenty stone herself. Next month I`m doing a 5km swim in the north sea for charity, I`d like to see her try that. It may be an April fools joke but it`s still true.
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    Kriistenn Female 13-17
    21 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    About time we smokers fought back? Are you serious? Just because we don`t enjoy having second-hand smoke blown into our faces, doesn`t mean we`re inferior to smokers. I find this sign extremely offensive.
  15. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    @ kriistenn:
    Typical whiny non-smoker. In the UK (where this sign is from) you can`t smoke indoors. If you still have an issue with second hand smoke, GET OUT OF THE SMOKING AREA!
  16. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Meh, the smokers can say that, but at the end of the day its them whos getting black lungs, less red blood cells, and in the end, lung cancer. I will piss off to avoid your second hand smoke now while you enjoy all of the above, oh and pay our taxes kindly for us :)
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    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    it really annoys me when non-smokers bitch at smokers i`am not a smoker but my friends are and its really annoying when some idiot comes up and tells you to stop smoking because 2nd hand smoke can kill him.
    just go somewhere else its not like 2mins contact with a smoker will give you lung cancer
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I`m all for designated smoking areas, but does anyone else think those Truth ads are kind of... propaganda-esque?

    :S

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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    Funny as hell. Got to love those across the pond. :)
  20. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    @ Trumple07
    Less red blood cells? I`d like to see your research on that. In the end getting cancer? It increases the risk but not as significantly as you`d think. Your risk of lung cancer is, in the UK, 1 in 1579. If smoking increases that risk by 15% (less for a light smoker like myself) that only results in odds of 1 in 1343. So to summarise, non-smoker 0.06% chance of cancer and smoker 0.07% chance of cancer.
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    marencolleen Female 18-29
    531 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    man i so wanna go to england. society there appears to be much cooler than america`s
  22. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    well there you go. i never new piss-off was hyphenated.
    i wish non-smokers would piss-off more often. bad enough i have to stand out in the bloody cold to have a ciggy, let alone get moaned at for it.
  23. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    motownc, what about those wanting to go outside for FRESH AIR?
  24. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    The sign-makers must have missed their fix.
  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    "man i so wanna go to england. society there appears to be much cooler than america`s"
    I often think the same about your country.
  26. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Also, motownc, it`s not just lung cancer...obviously.
  27. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    And proof? Try this:

    "The fact is that half of all smokers eventually die from cancer, or other smoking-related illnesses. And a quarter of smokers die in middle age, between 35 and 69."

  28. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    ConverseUK:
    Tell that to the car drivers or anyone else who uses fossil fuels. I live in a house made of mud and reeds and use no external energy sources. I jog everywhere. My laptop is powered by squirrels on a treadmill. Smokers are not the sole origin of pollution in the world.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    If it is indeed possible to ask that kindly.
  30. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    motownc:

    "Smoking is responsible for more than one in five U.S. deaths. About half of all regular cigarette smokers will eventually be killed by their addiction."

    Source

    Yeah, i know its about the US, but still

  31. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    What? So you`re not blaming those tiny expensive little white sticks of doom??
  32. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Plus 35% of all deaths are caused by modifiable risk factors (including smoking, drinking, obesity, poor diet, lack of exercise, unsafe sex, urban air pollution, coal use! and healthcare mistakes). We`ve all got to die of something, given the state of my pension fund I think smoking beats starvation.
  33. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    You really think so?
    But sure, if you`re not man enough to quit that`s fine I guess...have fun with that.
  34. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    So you don`t fit in to any of the other modifiable risk groups? You don`t drink have sex or live in an urban environment? If so you might possibly live a little longer but it will feel like a lot longer (to quote Clement Freud)
  35. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    "Tell that to the car drivers or anyone else who uses fossil fuels. I live in a house made of mud and reeds and use no external energy sources. I jog everywhere. My laptop is powered by squirrels on a treadmill. Smokers are not the sole origin of pollution in the world. "

    Interestingly enough, the average North American residential household is responsible for less than 10% of the global pollution. Industries, the gigantic cargo boats and extremely heavy machinery is what causes most of the pollution...

    (I made up the 10%, but it`s to discern that it`s a small fraction)

  36. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    steve41high: You choose to feed your drug habit in the way most harmful to other people and you think you`re in the right to complain about them? I wouldn`t make you go outside for doing it. I`d make you go to jail. It`s a particular nasty form of assault. People may have died horribly for your drug habit. Does that give you a thrill of power or something?

    I have more respect for druggies who burgle houses to get stuff to fence for money for their next fix.

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Incidentally, "piss off" is not hyphenated and this isn`t an official sign.
  38. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Tbh, I`m not in any hurry to get out of this world.

    If not smoking can potentially keep me here a bit longer, then that`s what I intend to do.

    I think most people would feel the same way if they weren`t bound to their addiction.

  39. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    It`s a mute point anyway. H1N1 is going to get us all. We`re all doomed! At least that`s what the media would have us believe.
  40. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    (Also, the Bylaw PH-4 category is concerning Dog Licensing & Control in the City of London)
  41. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Sorry, meant moot rather than mute. Making mistakes `cos I need a ciggie.
  42. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Ah smokers, when will they ever start caring about other people...?
  43. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    P.S Happy Birthday ConverseUK. See, we care.
  44. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    lol cheers motownc :D...but you`re 3 months and 25 days or so out! Hugs and kisses tho! xoxoxo

    (I still don`t get why UK and US date formats are different...surely theres no need for it??)

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    lolz
  46. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    When will our errant offspring over the pond learn to use a proper date format. We invented time after all. It`s not called GMT for nothing.
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    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    ha thats just great instead of the smokers being whiners its the non =D
  48. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    lol april fools
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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    motownc
    Male, 30-39, Europe
    57 Posts Friday, May 01, 2009 5:19:07 PM
    When will our errant offspring over the pond learn to use a proper date format. We invented time after all. It`s not called GMT for nothing.
    -------------------------------------------------
    LOL at you for being so thick! Start with the ancient aztecs and work back! (and yes I am English).
    --------------------------------------------------
    And proof? Try this:

    "The fact is that half of all smokers eventually die from cancer, or other smoking-related illnesses. And a quarter of smokers die in middle age, between 35 and 69."
    --------------------------------------------------
    Double LOL at you for buying into the modern scientific method which has been raped silly by goverments in the last 50 years. A "link too" isnt "proof of". Smoking is linked to cancer because more smokers develop lung cancer (for example)..but not ALL smoker develop lung cancer! John Snow

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    Yeah yeah yeah, us smokers are all baby-murderers and probably responsible for all the cancer in the world. AIDS too.

    But hold on, Angilion, I quote here: People may have died horribly for your drug habit. Does that give you a thrill of power or something? I have more respect for druggies who burgle houses to get stuff to fence for money for their next fix.

    Lolwut?, as the kids say these days. You`ve got more respect for the heroin addict who breaks into your home and sells your laptop, car, and wife`s panties on Ebay to feed his underground drug habit than you do for your work colleague who takes an occasional cigarette break in a designated smoking area?

    May I respectfully suggest that that`s a wee bit strong?

  51. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    >> John Snow (bloody 1000 limit) proved in 1844 that unclean water causes cholera. Everone who drank this infected water died...thus sceintific method was born. In the last 150+ years this has been kicked silly against statistics and any scientist who wants to make a name for themselves. If 2 smokers in 100 compared to .5 in a 100 non smokers develop lung cancer then thats now acceptable by goverment standards. Guess what...those are the statistics. dont buy into goverment "well being" BS because most of it is made up by halfwits. for example...2 years ago Tea had links to testicular cancer, yet 9 months later it was linked to pronlonged life! this is all on google!

    Do your own thing..stay away from what you disagree with!

  52. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    Top marks for stating the bleedin` obvious maddog...

    Of course not all smokers develop cancer...the idea of that is simply ludicrous! But it has been proven time and time again beyond reasonable doubt that smoking is not healthy.

    Let`s skip the whole lung cancer thing for a second. Simple common sense tells us that breathing in harmful substances isn`t exactly wise.

    But, of course, smoking is an addiction. The thought of that next fag...the thought of that buzz...gah I bet its so good you could practically...die?

  53. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Maddog:

    A, I was being somewhat facetious on the inventing time thingy. Time is an abstract concept created by a race of beings living in a 3 dimensional world trying to comprehend a 4th dimension. Time isn`t linear, hours minutes, days or weeks have no real meaning. It`s just our feeble attempt at trying to comprehend something beyond our sphere of understanding.

    B, You are having a go at me for something I didn`t write.

    So, who`s a bit silly? Thicko.

  54. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    The comments are much more interesting than the picture.
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    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:59 pm
    ... I`m very much tempted to move to England.

    Or at the very least visit, so I can steal one of those signs.

  56. Profile photo of yoimmylene
    yoimmylene Female 13-17
    2065 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:02 pm
    I recently developed a type of asthma from second-hand smoke.

    Thanks a lot, cigarettes! Your harmful chemicals and toxic gases are raising the percentage of young people with breathing problems and slowly killing off others in various ways. I hope those of you who support this type of thing are happy with yourselves! :-D

    ...Yeah, I`m obviously still pretty ticked from when my doctor told me I had that kind of problem.

  57. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    ConverseUK "breathing in harmful substances isn`t exactly wise". I never said I didnt agree. At the same time (depending on the substance) there is no factual proof that you wil be effected. I`m simply defending one side of the arguement. I wouldnt promote smoking to anyone even though I am a smoker. Just dont belive everything the goverment or the media states. truths can be twisted....and no I couldnt die. I`ve never quite quit as it is...but I`ve taken yearly breaks on occasions!

    motownc. Rule no 1! Dont post ANYTHING you can not back up! I was simply replyiny to your BS statement about GMT and us inventing time! We did not! Anything you try to argue is irrelevant!

    Oh and stop watching so much Star Trek! Time IS linear for us so deal with it!

  58. Profile photo of shakethebox
    shakethebox Male 18-29
    339 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    waaaaaaaaaaaa
    whine whine
  59. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    yoimmylene, either you are spending too much time in bars for a 13 year old or your parents are exposing you to smoke. Either way, that`s not right, I always go outside for a smoke so nothing is harmed other than the occasional hedgehog in my garden which coughs on it`s way past.
  60. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    I developed a type of asthma from second-hand smoke recently

    Not trying to be an ass, but how do you know that? I`m allergic to garlic. F*cks my sh*t up, big time. But I`ll have a hard time believing the doctor who rubs his chin sagely and says "ah yes, this is due to the penne arribiata you had last saturday"

    I don`t know a single smoker who goes around maliciously blowing smoke in the faces of infants. Most of us are conscientious, and try to stick to the ever-decreasing allowed smoking zones.

    And as for the whole "smoking is bad for you" meme. Newsflash, we know. So is beer, so is eating bacon for breakfast, so is McDonalds, so is crossing the f*cking street.

    We get it. My life, my choice.

    And if you choose to hang out in a designated smoking area (whatever few square feet are left), and thereafter suffer from chronic lung disease, then that`s your choice of wher to hang out.

    Besides, who knows, maybe you just have athsma? Just sa

  61. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    Same as motownc. For the last 12 years I`ve stood in my own back garden for a smoke...I`m still looking for that coughing hedgehog!

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    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    Bloody hell...you know what! All this hatred towards smokers...I`m gonna start claiming IAB is linked to mental retardation! Totally not true but under certain western goverments the "links" would support my argument!
  63. Profile photo of motownc
    motownc Male 30-39
    219 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Maddog, surely stating that I was being facetious is relevant. If you don`t understand what that means try dictionary.com. If we can only state pure facts on here things would be a bit boring. LMFAO (I can provide evidence that I did in fact laugh until my posterior became detached from my torso)
  64. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    motownc. Good grief man!

    Your labled as an athiest liberal smoker! Stop arguing with me! I picked out one post you made and you`ve gone to war! Bloody hell..I make one passing statement (about something YOU posted) and you`d think I`d set fire to your granny or something!

    Let me rephrase for the hard of IQ aginst my original comment.

    "Don`t wind up the Americans. There are a few select among them who tend to implode when you question goverment stat`s or religious fact".

    You and I know 99.9% of the UK laugh when our goverment claims anything these days!

  65. Profile photo of LastDesprado
    LastDesprado Male 13-17
    114 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    eh were all gonna die anyway so why get pizzed
  66. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    haha niceee, when the world falls, your still gana have London standing
  67. Profile photo of alabamaangyl
    alabamaangyl Female 18-29
    24 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Hahaha... all this arguing. Let`s get back to this sign, man! That`s some funny stuff. Obviously put out as a April Fool`s Day joke in a smoking section. But tell me, do they actually celebrate April Fool`s Day in London? I thought it was only an american holiday. Genuinely curious, here.
  68. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    alabamaangyl:everything you need to know about Aprils Fools day!

    Posted in respect!

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    siriusblackz Female 13-17
    6 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats amazing! I NEED ONE!!!
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    London, you so baaaaad.
    @alabamaangyl
    The French started the holiday, and I believe they say "April Fish" or something like that.
  71. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:40 pm
    Lol. When I get a house I`m sticking this in my front lawn XD
  72. Profile photo of kat_iiejayne
    kat_iiejayne Female 13-17
    298 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    :P. the city of london asks you to piss off if you wanna keep your life.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    lmao, I wish the American government would do that...
  74. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    let them smoke i say, that way we get rid off those low-selfsteem bastards sooner.
  75. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Tonyjet
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    2547 Posts Friday, May 1, 2009 7:59:55 PM
    let them smoke i say, that way we get rid off those low-selfsteem bastards sooner.
    ----------------------------------------------------

    Please throw yourself in front of a moving train. That is all!

  76. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    awww cuz u cant handle someone else opinion???

    sorry but mmmm no

  77. Profile photo of Amous
    Amous Female 18-29
    51 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    I should be able to enjoy a smoke. At 6 bucks a pack yes, you can, with all due respect f***k off.
  78. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    "awww cuz u cant handle someone else opinion???"

    awww cuz you cant handle someone elses habits?

    sorry but mmmmm no

    low self esteem? w.e

  79. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    holy response to this one. i thought it was funny.
  80. Profile photo of amiamazing
    amiamazing Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    LMFAO!
  81. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    Blunt, to the point.

    Rude, but I respect it for some reason.

  82. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    amiamazing - no.
  83. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    Me thinks its an Aprils Fool, look at the date, 1st April 09
  84. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:06 pm
    ""awww cuz u cant handle someone else opinion???"
    awww cuz you cant handle someone elses habits?

    sorry but mmmmm no

    low self esteem? w.e"

    habits??? hmmmm it would be a good arguement if it wasnt a cancer-producing habit.

  85. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Reminds me of the Australian Tourism Board`s "Why the bloody hell aren`t you over here?" campaign.
  86. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    Ooooh, a war!

    Sometimes, I wish the government wouldn`t regulate the contents in cigarettes. Put in as much chemicals, then at least those supsceptible to it would die faster. Same goes to fatty food too.

  87. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    Stop knocking smokers, if you can pick up a stick that tells you in bold writing that it contains every disease and cancer-producing element known to man, light it and stick it in your mouth, and ENJOY it, man, these are the guys we need on the Front Line man. I love the smell of Unfiltered Camel in the morning!
  88. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    Hey, you wanna kill yourself, fine. Just don`t give me cancer in the process.
  89. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    With the air full of car exhaust fumes, smoke is probably a relief for your lungs. Car exhaust fumes will kill you if you run your car in a closed garage, cigarette smoke can`t be as bad.
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    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    "Hey, you wanna kill yourself, fine. Just don`t give me cancer in the process."

    You are such a pussy.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    > Moopgasm
    >

    Use that word on IAB and you might get yourself a bit more than a warning next time.

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    ghostofme Male 18-29
    516 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    Finally...us smokers don`t have to take so much poo. It`s just too bad that this can happen in London but not in the States. If a business here put up that sign, 6,403 different groups would file injunctions.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:56 am
    The current liberal campaign against smokers is stupid. After all if they truly want child healthcare funded by the tax revenues on tobacco, Shouldn`t they want as many people smoking as possible ? As it stands now $1.01 tax per pack, Increased from $.39, Is raising the price so high now that people are quitting in record numbers.
    So, After smokers dwindle to only a privileged few, Where will the liberals get the money to fund child healthcare ?

    I`ll answer my own question. From another high tax on other so called "Sins". Don`t worry eventually they`ll get to one of yours, By then it`ll be to late to stop them.

  94. Profile photo of Fizzlez
    Fizzlez Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:15 am
    Smokers wouldn`t bother me if I wasn`t allergic to the smoke.
  95. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:34 am
    That sign was clearly written before they went into the smoking area.
  96. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:36 am
    CrakrJack, could you please stop blaming every article on those damned liberals?

    But anyways, it`s amazing to me how every post in this can be easily separated into smoker, nonsmoker, and anti-smoker.

    Do the anti-smokers who walk up to a person smoking and cough or say "smoking is bad" also walk up to people at McDonald`s, waddle and puff out their cheeks, feign a heart attack, or say that fast food is bad and they hope fat people never reproduce? Do they walk into a bar and say they wish everyone in the bar dies of liver failure to get rid of all the depressed losers quicker?

    I would certainly hope not. Then why is it acceptable to deride those who use tobacco in designated areas, generally outside and away from others?

    Overall, I`ve noted smokers to actually be good people and considerate of nonsmokers. Nonsmokers understand that it`s a choice, and one they don`t agree with. Many nonsmokers even smoke a cigar every now and again. Anti-smokers are dicks.

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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:42 am
    f*ck yeah need more places like this... im tired of you non smokers and your criticism
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    Pelso Female 18-29
    25 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 2:16 am
    hehe funneh :D
    Well i wouldn`t go there.. but whatever makes you happy
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    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 2:48 am
    Fizzlez, no one is "Allergic to smoke".
    http://hubpages.com/hub/Allergic-to-Ciga...
  100. Profile photo of Yorbo
    Yorbo Male 18-29
    8 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 3:02 am
    I just don`t understand people that feel the need to remind me that smoking will kill me. I tend to stay away from entrance/exit doors and usually will try to be considerate of other people, but I`ve been given the "coughing treatment" by people 30 feet away with me UP wind from them. Honestly people, calm the frick down. My answer to them was to walk around them so the smoke *was* blowing on them. If I`m gonna be persecuted might as well do something wrong ;p
  101. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 3:11 am
    skine

    Just so you know, I`ve never smoked a cigarette in my life.

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    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:13 am
    nice, its about time signs stop being so polite. polite signs make me want to punch them.
  103. Profile photo of Pyroo
    Pyroo Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:23 am
    Kougaiji: Proves what? Some guy in teh interwebs says it`s a myth and you take it as a fact?


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    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:32 am
    smokers are gay. and not the acceptable, man-on-man gay, just gay.
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    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:33 am
    Crackrjack is a douche
  106. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:01 am
    Note the date on the sign?
  107. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:11 am
    I am compelled to add a Reality Check here people - if you live in a city of more than 50,000 people, you are ingesting more of the same chemicals in cigarettes than a smoker who smokes a pack a day but lives in the sticks, every day, just from the air in your city. Moving 10km beyond the suburbs of any major city is the equivalent of cutting out a pack and a half of 12mg cigarettes per day.
  108. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:15 am
    its still isn`t good to smoke, even with all that.
  109. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:30 am
    LionHart im not calling BS but you got any evidence to back that up ? i`d like to have a look
  110. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 7:28 am
    I have another sign by the same people! about rats getting addicted to nicotine! i hoped it was real but now i know its not :(
  111. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Damn you Lionhart. I thought i was healthy
  112. Profile photo of krauts87
    krauts87 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 9:05 am
    cannot tell if that sign is full of win or fail
  113. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Lion, you have a link or anything that supports that? Just curios where the stats came from.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:04 am
    @Yorbo

    lol, whenever I`m smoking and some ass walking by smiles and says; "Those things will kill ya!" I always respond with; "So will sticking your noes in a stranger`s business!"

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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:18 am
    No way lionhart, I don`t believe that.
  116. Profile photo of NIN07
    NIN07 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 11:21 am
    o.O
  117. Profile photo of jennykempuk
    jennykempuk Female 13-17
    46 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    lol
  118. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    ah london... what a town!!
  119. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    Man i love london :D
  120. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    let us kill ourselves in peace!
  121. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    nice. crabby beaple who are intolerant of intolerant people! GENIOUS!
  122. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    > ShadowRyder
    > Lion, you have a link or anything that supports that? Just curios where the stats came from.

    Of course not shadowryder, this is the internetz, you just make sh*t like that up whenever you want to. Sounded good though didn`t it :-)

    Wouldn`t be surprised if there was some truth in it though.

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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 5:09 am
    go uk!
  124. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 7:08 am
    this sign`s pretty cool, but i am the only one who noticed the date?

    it was april fools :P

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    xxmiskawaiix Female 13-17
    102 posts
    May 3, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    At least they are being honest.

    If you don`t want to get cancer, then don`t.

    It`s funny though.
    "kindly piss-off"

    Kinda like "Please, shut up"

    EPIC.

  126. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Okay. Non-smokers. Chill the drat out. All of your bitching and moaning at the smokers that it will kill them will not make them stop. The big drating warning on the package telling them that cigarettes are bad and going to kill them doesn`t stop them. The amount of smoke you get walking by a smoker is not going to kill you. It might be annoying and smell bad, but it won`t kill you. Chill. The Drat. Out.

    Damn, I want a cigarette now.

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