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Date: 05/21/09 03:14 PM

98 Responses to The Recession Is Hitting Everyone [5 Pics]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    Link: The Recession Is Hitting Everyone - The recession is so bad, everyone is taking to the streets with signs, looking for handouts...
  2. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    did anyone take the time to translate the last one?
  3. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    the robot one was funny
  4. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    "Please help. Need fingers. Any donation would help."

    "Also a giraffe would be nice."

  5. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    the lsd one is super funny.
  6. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    that chick had awesome hair.
  7. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    "did anyone take the time to translate the last one?"
    Unfortunately, these robots are so poor that they couldn`t buy an English language pack.

    &»"³k=4bv^XÛ‹…¶h� (11001 was truncated)

  8. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    oh lolz. i loved the cuddle one.
    and that chick does have pretty sweet hair.
  9. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    I`m just imagining the boobies on that lsd girl.
  10. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Last one should have said something like this:

    0100011101101001011101100110010100100000011011
    0101100101001000000110110101101111011011100110
    0101011110010010000001101111011100100010000001
    0010010010000001110111011010010110110001101100
    0010000001110011011010000110111101101111011101
    0000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111
    0111011010010111010001101000001000000110110101
    1110010010000001100101011110010110010100100000
    0110110001100001011100110110010101110010011100
    1100100001

  11. Profile photo of bro_storm
    bro_storm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    thank you, paul... i wasn`t the only one to convert it.
  12. Profile photo of L_Peter
    L_Peter Male 13-17
    78 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    &»"³k=4bo,mÅÂÛ4
  13. Profile photo of ColinRogers
    ColinRogers Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    alternatively if you do it in not-extended ASCII it has the right amount of letters
    "
    .d+

    ,z41

    KeFn



    "
    It makes even less sense, but hey it uses all of them and it has an end of medium in the right place :P
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    This gives me an idea getting free money.
  15. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    JJXanadu
    Male, 30-39, Eastern US
    170 Posts
    Thursday, May 21, 2009 3:50:04 PM
    Last one should have said something like this:

    0100011101101001011101100110010100100000011011
    0101100101001000000110110101101111011011100110
    0101011110010010000001101111011100100010000001
    0010010010000001110111011010010110110001101100
    0010000001110011011010000110111101101111011101
    0000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111
    0111011010010111010001101000001000000110110101
    1110010010000001100101011110010110010100100000
    0110110001100001011100110110010101110010011100
    1100100001

    --------------------------------------------------
    Translation:

    Give me money or I will shoot you with my eye lasers! ??

  16. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    lol creative, nice
  17. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    what CGI?
  18. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    i need to buy some lsd FAST
  19. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    CGI is Computer Generated Graphics

    The binary one is hilarious. Wish I had some LSD to give away, tho.

  20. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    CGI - Computer Generated Imagery.
  21. Profile photo of Uniform
    Uniform Male 18-29
    111 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Damn, BrainBits beat me to it :/
  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    the lsd one made me laugh
  23. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    The Lindsey Hohann one was priceless. I would have given that guy some money in a heartbeat.
  24. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    I`m pretty sure the binary one is the best.
  25. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Lol
  26. Profile photo of one47master
    one47master Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    potato salad? how does that work?
  27. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Stupid mofo stretched the page..
    Number 5 made me LOL xD
  28. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    page is stretched and its quite irritating... idiot.
  29. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    the last one made me laugh
  30. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    "8276069"

    Cut it out.

  31. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    XD nice
  32. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    All new to me except #3
    Thanks.
  33. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    &»"³k=4bv^XÛ��¶h

    Apparently that is what the last one says according to a google searched binary translator.

  34. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    who in the hell knows binary like that???? or is that just a bunch of random 0s and 1s?
  35. Profile photo of OnlyKody
    OnlyKody Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    binary is actually pretty easy its just time consuming and involves math.
  36. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    The LSD chick would be hot if I wasn`t so sure she was riddled with disease.
  37. Profile photo of MsParamore
    MsParamore Female 13-17
    105 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    lmao
  38. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    What`s the guy who slept with Lindsay Lohan want? Salve?
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    Yes its just a bunch of random 1`s and 0`s, binary doesn`t MEAN anything unless you break it into 8-bit bytes and n-bit words, and agree on an encoding system like ASCII to interpret them. SInce the number of digits is not divisible exactly by 8, we know this is just random.

  40. Profile photo of HitchCraft
    HitchCraft Male 40-49
    28 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    OK, I`m the geek.. I took the digits, divided them up into 8-bit words and was left with 5 bits left over. Surprisingly, those bits (11001)when extended with leading zeros (00011001) = 13 in decimal which is the code for the Enter Key.
    So then I decoded the rest of it to ASCII-2, but alas, it is just random characters, just as Lionhart2 said. 8-)
  41. Profile photo of greeneyesclo
    greeneyesclo Female 40-49
    20 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    Stupied LSD chick can`t afford to buy her own drugs, but she can certainly afford to buy that hideous pink hair dye.
  42. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    LSD no..Pink Hair..Yes.
  43. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    @Lionhart2

    Not necessarily. You are describing 8 bit bytes, but you can have any number of bit bytes on cardboard. :)
    However, you need at least 5 bit bytes to hold enough values to encode the 24 characters of the iso-8859-1 latin western alphabet characters. So I looked at 5, 6, 7, and 8 bit divisions. Both the ascii values and direct mapping (ie A=1, B=2). Still garbage.
    Either this is random, a non western charset, or secret encoded puzzle to drive people mad.

    SHHHHHH!

  44. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    "I think the LSD girl would be cute but too bad she choose such a stupid ass drug...which means she is probably STG HIV AID infected. Lulz."

    I love our society...see a picture of a skinny girl and it becomes "shes hot" even if you can`t see her face...

  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:33 pm
    > thelonious

    Yes obviously, that`s self-evident, but I was using the KISS method for IAB`s general population to understand it.

    KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid

  46. Profile photo of BabyCakes21
    BabyCakes21 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    These were funny.
  47. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    lsd isnt bad for you.... jeez

    this economy is getting so bad you can almost not even find pot to make yourself feel better.

  48. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    >Lionhart2

    Ah, gotcha. Am aware of the KISS philosophy. Usually when deciphering codes, KISS gets you nowhere unless your code maker is S or S.

  49. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    Props to the old-school Cylon from the original Battlestar Ponderosa.

    Oh, and that LSD "chick" is a dude!

  50. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    "Oh, and that LSD "chick" is a dude!"

    i wondered about that...

  51. Profile photo of lvl70
    lvl70 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    3 propably spent a pooload on that costume
  52. Profile photo of uniserinity
    uniserinity Female 18-29
    43 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    o_O
    The first guy was there when I went to New York City..
    People in my class took pictures with him.
  53. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    That teddy bear one is OLD.
  54. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Sigh, that binary one does not actually say anything...i checked.
  55. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    oh LSD and the mind war
  56. Profile photo of jesswalker
    jesswalker Female 18-29
    43 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Awww @ "Will cuddle for food".
  57. Profile photo of lickatoad
    lickatoad Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    gotta love the robots
  58. Profile photo of thesimpsons
    thesimpsons Male 18-29
    168 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    the robot one and teddy bear are priceless
  59. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    looks like the LSD chick cut the bottom out of a bag and is wearing it...
  60. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    rofl @ the binary one
  61. Profile photo of humphreys7
    humphreys7 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:17 am
    The binary says "&»"³k=4bl¼±®.Ù£"
  62. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:25 am
    i bet that LSD chick is topless. just a hunch
  63. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 12:59 am
    i hate robots if they come to our planet thy have to learn to speak our languages
  64. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:31 am
    comes to my planet, asking for my money?
    learn english u freekin alienbot
  65. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:06 am
    I LIVE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE LOCATION IN PICTURE 3!!!
  66. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:16 am
    i d give ma $$ to the girl in #4 cause at least its honest.
  67. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:23 am
    iambluebeard I think thats a guy in number 4, i don`t see any side boob. Anyone know what the binary says?
  68. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:31 am
    > matrixie
    > Anyone know what the binary says?

    Only the 3 pages of people who have already discussed and answered that question below. You`re blond, right?

  69. Profile photo of farrellxkidd
    farrellxkidd Female 13-17
    49 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:39 am
    Wait how can the she man be a guy if she doesn`t have any hair on her legs. Maybe shes just really flat?
  70. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:43 am
    I def think its a girl. Probs a bit flat as farrel said. I would cuddle the bear....
  71. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:48 am
    BINARY!
  72. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:19 am
    The LSD person has a girly face, pink hair and bald skin. Defo a woman. That guy immediately right of her face is just like "why is she so flat? *sigh*". Where was that picture even taken? They all look messed up.

    Someone pass that poor bear some food...

  73. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:20 am
    ohh, i went to all that trouble trying to find out what the binary means in ascii and its nothing :(. 01110011011010000110100101110100
  74. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:41 am
    "ohh, i went to all that trouble trying to find out what the binary means in ascii and its nothing :(. 01110011011010000110100101110100"

    Lol, I was about to do the same.

  75. Profile photo of muhtalikuh
    muhtalikuh Male 18-29
    241 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 5:30 am
    lol @ last two comments.

    HA-HA.
    /nelson laugh

    :-|

  76. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 5:47 am
    Silly people, obvilously the binary sign is upside down... =)
  77. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 6:00 am
    Haha, cute.
  78. Profile photo of ElderCat
    ElderCat Female 18-29
    8 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:37 am
    011011000110000101110101011001110110100001110011001000000110111101110101011101000010000001101100011011110111010101100100 XD
  79. Profile photo of rogerroger
    rogerroger Male 18-29
    82 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Fairly sure #4 is not topless: she has something hanging from her neck.
  80. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Hot chick with pink hair... Send her my way... I think I can get her what she wants...
  81. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:25 am
    And the BattleStar Galactica one is AWESOME....
  82. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 9:30 am
    #4...nice. Looks like a hippy gathering or Woodstock 2.0
  83. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:45 am
    THe cuddles one is so quite depressing...but cute..but depressing...
  84. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    I want LSD NOW TOOOOOOOO! dammit!
  85. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    I would actually probably give my spare change- if I had any, that is- to the Cylon because as Taylor Stone said, he is awesome!
  86. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    LSD Girl has cool hair.
  87. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:32 am
    Did anyone else "Awww!" out loud to "Will Cuddle For Food"? :3
  88. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 10:30 am
    haha that guy is staring right at her tits...i would too
  89. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    the first one is legendary!!!
  90. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 9:59 am
    can anyone decipher what the binary says...*searches passed posts*
  91. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 10:01 am
    lionhar2 - "Only the 3 pages of people who have already discussed and answered that question below. You`re blond, right?".........*Cries a little*
  92. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    "Did anyone else "Awww!" out loud to "Will Cuddle For Food"? :3"

    -puts hand up-
    :)
    look at ish ickle cuddle wuddle bear awwwuh i jush wanna shqueeeeeze him till his ickle head pops off ^-^

  93. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    i think elder cat may have stretched the page :3
  94. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    The binary says:

    &╗"│k=4bv^X█ïàÂh and 5 spare bits remain.

  95. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:32 am
    Omg. All of them fantastic. Loved them. Teddy bear and CGI for the win.
  96. Profile photo of nikkyraney
    nikkyraney Female 18-29
    56 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    Europe
    4996 Posts Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:10:03 PM
    "Did anyone else "Awww!" out loud to "Will Cuddle For Food"? :3"
    -puts hand up-
  97. Profile photo of spaceye
    spaceye Male 18-29
    68 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    I got that the binary says "&»"³k=4bv^XÛ‹…¶h". Ha.

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