The Recession Is Hitting Everyone [5 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

The recession is so bad, everyone is taking to the streets with signs, looking for handouts...
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Male 68
I got that the binary says "&»"³k=4bv^XÛ‹…¶h". Ha.
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Female 56
Europe
4996 Posts Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:10:03 PM
"Did anyone else "Awww!" out loud to "Will Cuddle For Food"? :3"
-puts hand up-
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Female 343
Omg. All of them fantastic. Loved them. Teddy bear and CGI for the win.
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Male 593
The binary says:

&╗"│k=4bv^X█ïàÂh and 5 spare bits remain.

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Female 5,139
i think elder cat may have stretched the page :3
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Female 5,139
"Did anyone else "Awww!" out loud to "Will Cuddle For Food"? :3"

-puts hand up-
:)
look at ish ickle cuddle wuddle bear awwwuh i jush wanna shqueeeeeze him till his ickle head pops off ^-^

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Male 3,915
lionhar2 - "Only the 3 pages of people who have already discussed and answered that question below. You`re blond, right?".........*Cries a little*
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Male 3,915
can anyone decipher what the binary says...*searches passed posts*
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Male 3,296
the first one is legendary!!!
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Male 426
haha that guy is staring right at her tits...i would too
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Female 965
Did anyone else "Awww!" out loud to "Will Cuddle For Food"? :3
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Female 323
LSD Girl has cool hair.
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Female 188
I would actually probably give my spare change- if I had any, that is- to the Cylon because as Taylor Stone said, he is awesome!
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Male 1,360
I want LSD NOW TOOOOOOOO! dammit!
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Male 1,361
THe cuddles one is so quite depressing...but cute..but depressing...
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Male 367
#4...nice. Looks like a hippy gathering or Woodstock 2.0
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Male 2,688
And the BattleStar Galactica one is AWESOME....
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Male 2,688
Hot chick with pink hair... Send her my way... I think I can get her what she wants...
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Male 82
Fairly sure #4 is not topless: she has something hanging from her neck.
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Female 8
011011000110000101110101011001110110100001110011001000000110111101110101011101000010000001101100011011110111010101100100 XD
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Female 442
Haha, cute.
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Male 424
Silly people, obvilously the binary sign is upside down... =)
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Male 241
lol @ last two comments.

HA-HA.
/nelson laugh

:-|

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Male 639
"ohh, i went to all that trouble trying to find out what the binary means in ascii and its nothing :(. 01110011011010000110100101110100"

Lol, I was about to do the same.

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Male 721
ohh, i went to all that trouble trying to find out what the binary means in ascii and its nothing :(. 01110011011010000110100101110100
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Male 2,159
The LSD person has a girly face, pink hair and bald skin. Defo a woman. That guy immediately right of her face is just like "why is she so flat? *sigh*". Where was that picture even taken? They all look messed up.

Someone pass that poor bear some food...

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Male 844
BINARY!
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Male 1,718
I def think its a girl. Probs a bit flat as farrel said. I would cuddle the bear....
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Female 49
Wait how can the she man be a guy if she doesn`t have any hair on her legs. Maybe shes just really flat?
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Male 8,300
> matrixie
> Anyone know what the binary says?

Only the 3 pages of people who have already discussed and answered that question below. You`re blond, right?

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Female 718
iambluebeard I think thats a guy in number 4, i don`t see any side boob. Anyone know what the binary says?
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Male 337
i d give ma $$ to the girl in #4 cause at least its honest.
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Male 130
I LIVE 10 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE LOCATION IN PICTURE 3!!!
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Female 2,672
comes to my planet, asking for my money?
learn english u freekin alienbot
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Male 2,388
i hate robots if they come to our planet thy have to learn to speak our languages
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Male 1,129
i bet that LSD chick is topless. just a hunch
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Male 36
The binary says "&»"³k=4bl¼±®.Ù£"
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Female 1,063
rofl @ the binary one
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Male 617
looks like the LSD chick cut the bottom out of a bag and is wearing it...
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Male 168
the robot one and teddy bear are priceless
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Female 35
gotta love the robots
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Female 43
Awww @ "Will cuddle for food".
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Male 596
oh LSD and the mind war
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Male 154
Sigh, that binary one does not actually say anything...i checked.
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Female 83
That teddy bear one is OLD.
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Female 43
o_O
The first guy was there when I went to New York City..
People in my class took pictures with him.
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Male 69
3 propably spent a pooload on that costume
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Male 833
"Oh, and that LSD "chick" is a dude!"

i wondered about that...

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Male 15,832
Props to the old-school Cylon from the original Battlestar Ponderosa.

Oh, and that LSD "chick" is a dude!

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Male 3,310
>Lionhart2

Ah, gotcha. Am aware of the KISS philosophy. Usually when deciphering codes, KISS gets you nowhere unless your code maker is S or S.

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Male 833
lsd isnt bad for you.... jeez

this economy is getting so bad you can almost not even find pot to make yourself feel better.

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Female 2
These were funny.
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Male 8,300
> thelonious

Yes obviously, that`s self-evident, but I was using the KISS method for IAB`s general population to understand it.

[quote]KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid[/quote]

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Male 2,703
"I think the LSD girl would be cute but too bad she choose such a stupid ass drug...which means she is probably STG HIV AID infected. Lulz."

I love our society...see a picture of a skinny girl and it becomes "shes hot" even if you can`t see her face...

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Male 3,310
@Lionhart2

Not necessarily. You are describing 8 bit bytes, but you can have any number of bit bytes on cardboard. :)
However, you need at least 5 bit bytes to hold enough values to encode the 24 characters of the iso-8859-1 latin western alphabet characters. So I looked at 5, 6, 7, and 8 bit divisions. Both the ascii values and direct mapping (ie A=1, B=2). Still garbage.
Either this is random, a non western charset, or secret encoded puzzle to drive people mad.

SHHHHHH!

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Female 4,376
LSD no..Pink Hair..Yes.
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Female 20
Stupied LSD chick can`t afford to buy her own drugs, but she can certainly afford to buy that hideous pink hair dye.
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Male 28
OK, I`m the geek.. I took the digits, divided them up into 8-bit words and was left with 5 bits left over. Surprisingly, those bits (11001)when extended with leading zeros (00011001) = 13 in decimal which is the code for the Enter Key.
So then I decoded the rest of it to ASCII-2, but alas, it is just random characters, just as Lionhart2 said. 8-)
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Male 8,300
Yes its just a bunch of random 1`s and 0`s, binary doesn`t MEAN anything unless you break it into 8-bit bytes and n-bit words, and agree on an encoding system like ASCII to interpret them. SInce the number of digits is not divisible exactly by 8, we know this is just random.

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Male 5,189
I think the LSD girl would be cute but too bad she choose such a stupid ass drug...which means she is probably STG HIV AID infected. Lulz.
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Male 3,310
What`s the guy who slept with Lindsay Lohan want? Salve?
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Female 105
lmao
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Male 3,755
The LSD chick would be hot if I wasn`t so sure she was riddled with disease.
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Male 23
binary is actually pretty easy its just time consuming and involves math.
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Female 587
who in the hell knows binary like that???? or is that just a bunch of random 0s and 1s?
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Female 507
&»"³k=4bv^XÛ��¶h

Apparently that is what the last one says according to a google searched binary translator.

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Male 10,440
All new to me except #3
Thanks.
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Male 1,835
XD nice
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Male 9,305
"8276069"

Cut it out.

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Male 291
the last one made me laugh
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Female 650
page is stretched and its quite irritating... idiot.
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Male 2,125
Stupid mofo stretched the page..
Number 5 made me LOL xD
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Male 43
potato salad? how does that work?
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Male 263
Lol
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Male 864
I`m pretty sure the binary one is the best.
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Male 897
The Lindsey Hohann one was priceless. I would have given that guy some money in a heartbeat.
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Male 7,933
the lsd one made me laugh
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Male 111
Damn, BrainBits beat me to it :/
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Male 111
CGI - Computer Generated Imagery.
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Male 445
CGI is Computer Generated Graphics

The binary one is hilarious. Wish I had some LSD to give away, tho.

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Male 1,629
i need to buy some lsd FAST
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Male 4,393
what CGI?
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Female 4,197
lol creative, nice
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Male 3,369
JJXanadu
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
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[ Delete Post ] Thursday, May 21, 2009 3:50:04 PM
Last one should have said something like this:

0100011101101001011101100110010100100000011011
0101100101001000000110110101101111011011100110
0101011110010010000001101111011100100010000001
0010010010000001110111011010010110110001101100
0010000001110011011010000110111101101111011101
0000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111
0111011010010111010001101000001000000110110101
1110010010000001100101011110010110010100100000
0110110001100001011100110110010101110010011100
1100100001

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Translation:

Give me money or I will shoot you with my eye lasers! ??

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Female 9,572
This gives me an idea getting free money.
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Male 9
alternatively if you do it in not-extended ASCII it has the right amount of letters
"[Device Control 3 (oft. XOFF)]
.d+
[escape button]
,z41
[group seperator]
KeFn
[End of Trans. Block]
[Enquiry]
[
[Substitute]
[End of Medium]"
It makes even less sense, but hey it uses all of them and it has an end of medium in the right place :P
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Male 78
&»"³k=4bo,mÅÂÛ4
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Male 89
thank you, paul... i wasn`t the only one to convert it.
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Male 516
Last one should have said something like this:

0100011101101001011101100110010100100000011011
0101100101001000000110110101101111011011100110
0101011110010010000001101111011100100010000001
0010010010000001110111011010010110110001101100
0010000001110011011010000110111101101111011101
0000100000011110010110111101110101001000000111
0111011010010111010001101000001000000110110101
1110010010000001100101011110010110010100100000
0110110001100001011100110110010101110010011100
1100100001

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Female 1,963
I`m just imagining the boobies on that lsd girl.
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Male 307
oh lolz. i loved the cuddle one.
and that chick does have pretty sweet hair.
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Male 670
"did anyone take the time to translate the last one?"
Unfortunately, these robots are so poor that they couldn`t buy an English language pack.

&»"³k=4bv^XÛ‹…¶h� (11001 was truncated)

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Female 446
that chick had awesome hair.
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Female 1,412
the lsd one is super funny.
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Female 15,763
"Please help. Need fingers. Any donation would help."

"Also a giraffe would be nice."

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Male 4,867
the robot one was funny
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Male 1,837
did anyone take the time to translate the last one?
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Male 20,909
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