The Life Of The Party [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Girls want him, boys want to be him! [In case you didn"t get it, that was sarcasm.]
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Female 356
Pot smoking little devils? F*CK HIM!
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Female 91
LIAR!

oh darn..

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Male 61
Crossy: yeah, no kidding. Sports nuts give me the creeps.
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Male 13
I didn`t realize Mormons were so evil.
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Female 194
The Fundamentalist Christian posterboy is not exaggerated. At all.
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Male 5,189
Pot smoking little devils. >:O How dare he.
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Female 1,190
sports nuts?
crap im screwed! D:
lol
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Male 379
theres something about smokin bud in the bible?
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Male 38
what i want to know is how sports nuts got ropped in with child molesting homosexuals - bit harsh
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Male 89
wtf is wrong with smoking pot what is everyones deal goddamn
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Female 14
Look at the sign carefully: He has "Sports Nuts" on there...
So now jocks go to hell too? Where in the Bible does it say that? Does it read "He that playeth Football on the day of the Lord shall be cast down into the pits of Hell"? ROFL
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Female 151
Beware rebellious women! Beware Mormons! Beware sport nuts!
People like this make me sad.
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Male 1,140
really now,
not going to stay for the flame war
but seriously
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Female 298
he is happy.
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Male 37
I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope he did that for a bet.
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Male 290
HAH! look at his hair!
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Male 315
[athiestsarcasm]
EVERYONE WHO READS THIS:
Raise your right hand in front of your screen if you like sex.
If you raised your hands, you like sex, and are going to hell.
If you didn`t raise your hand, you lied, and are going to hell.


PWNED!
*Gives Satan a high five.*
[/athiestsarcasm]

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Female 104
Sometimes people are just asking to be punched in the face...and I`m a giver so I`d happily accept his request :)
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Male 255
"mormans"

._.

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Female 328
Oh, I get it now. God had to miss the Superbowl because Mary made him go to Jesus` tap recital. And everybody was talking sh** on him for pussing out and missing the game. Thaaaat`s why, okay, I see.
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Female 836
the thing circled in red says "Pencil neck weak kneed gutless men"

You`re all welcome! : )
Have a nice day!

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Male 45
It must be a Halloween costume -
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Male 3,296
"two faced people"

IIIROOONIII!!!

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Male 54
what`s the thing in the red circle above "mormons"? I`m guessing it`s pretty specific, and maybe they`re even worse than "sports nuts".

We must never forget the endless list of crimes perpetrated by the sports nuts.

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Female 8
Being a sports nut gets you a one-way ticket to hell now?
Lol.

I like how Mormonism isn`t included under "false religion" and gets its own special big, blue font.

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Male 332
Oh wait, thats the blue circle.
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Male 332
gorgack2000 It says "Rebellious Women"
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Female 2,120
"Child Molesting Homosexuals"
Oh, but Child Molesting Heterosexuals are A-Okay!
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Male 658
Justbeodd, not everyone`s views deserve respect.
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Male 144
"hey bud..can you do me a favor and hold this sign?...yeah..just like that..."
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Male 4,680
What does the text in the red circle say? I can`t read it.

Oh and 1600th post :D

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Male 183
*looks towards the boy`s crotch* yup, his balls have never dropped

*looks at the boy`s clothes* AND his mother still dresses his ass, probably in extremist bible pages.

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Female 115
Witches? Is there going to be a burning?

Ugh, these people.

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Female 250
Rebels? Only guys can be rebels? I respect his views but seriously JUST GIRLS??
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Male 394
... and mormons.... HAHAHAHA!!
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Male 169
so its completely okay to touch little girls but not little boys....Ohhhh Mmkay lol
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Female 1,148
Wow I wunna punch that kid in the face...then blow weed smoke at him. :3
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Female 80
...Sports nuts?
Really?
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Female 1,082
wow guess im going to hell ;) i can respect the fact that he feels this way, and i can even accept that since i don`t know, he could be right. however, in a world where that is right, i`d rather go to hell.
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Male 13,630
Yup, a babe magnet if ever Ive seen one, although Im not wearing my specs right now.....
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Male 70
... Rebellious Women
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Male 117
MORMONS..
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Male 1,511
Can`t help laughing at the False Religions...
And Mormons...
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Male 237
I am a liar and a sports nut and probably a sex addict... bad news
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Female 718
I like how its ok to be a child molester as long as you`re not a homo child molester.
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Male 525
From what I can tell all the fun people will be in hell anyway
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Male 326
I think it`s someone from Westboro... I love to LOL at their idiocy.
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Male 4,593
Ah, the wonders of indoctrination. See how easily it is to mold a young man`s brain?
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Male 1,232
I love how it says "And Mormons" at the end. Great.
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Female 149
I guess being a sports nut is the 8th deadly sin?
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Male 424
God is a bit strict... When`s the next election?

Amznmmdprncs:<...and what, exactly, are "Rebellious Women"?> Any woman who is working and expects to be paid :D

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Female 17
There`s something about lumping together sports fans, child molesters and mormons thats just....delicious. :)
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Female 40
...and what, exactly, are "Rebellious Women"?
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Male 4
Isn`t that one of the Duggar kids?
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Female 4,039
Nice gelmet.
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Male 322
Im going to hell because I like sports?
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Male 8,300
> KRAYZEEGIRL
> Well I guess i`m going to hell X 5 by those standards lol

Notice she doesn`t tell us WHICH five :-)

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Male 8,300
> majwhite
> Why are sports nuts on there?

Its a reference to the fact that sports are now played on Sunday, therefore sports nuts are not Remembering The Sabbath Day and Keeping It Holy.

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Male 2,388
"child molesting homosexuals" ?!?! 0.0 i hope its fake
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Female 41
pot smoking little devils..... bahahaha
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Male 283
F se Religions... funny
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Male 73
kapoornisha... pls stfu and gtfo.
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Male 1,270
Troll alert?
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Male 1,270
Yeah, fake as hell.
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Male 12,138
Religion. Sh*t it.
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Male 680
*turns to Harvey Dent*

Sorry mate, no two-faces.

*turns to the Joker*

You`re cool to come in :)

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Male 424
Free speech is starting to look like a bad idea ^^
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Male 95
Wow. What the f***.
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Female 101
Rebellious women? Are you serious? That kid has had some serious brain washing done to him. I kinda feel sorry for him. Never alowed to watch sports, have sex or taste alcohol. BUT he is more then welcome to slaughter people who don`t belive in his ideals. Well done fish people. :)
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Male 1,596
witches?!
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Female 14
HAHAHAHAHAHA wtf is up with all those random stereotypes? heeeeeeee! and the 2 faced people, has the drama symbol, the 2 masks so....haha idiot
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Female 151
well I`m a child molesting heterosexual, guess I`m off the hook. haha, so stupid
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Female 3,696
the straps look like backpack straps :O
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Male 89
i hate to be "that guy" but i actually think it maybe shopped.
somethings definatly gone on with the bottom right of the picture and yeah, who knows.
either way i love the pic
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Male 8,300
I think he`s trying to be smart with the "f se", referring to Far South-East religions (ie china, india, japan). Or I`m giving him too much credit for brain capacity.
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Male 900
and mormons..... i always thought so too ;)
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Female 447
Well I guess i`m going to hell X 5 by those standards lol
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Male 4,546
I dunno... I agree with Doc that there aremore JPEG artifacts on the sign than elsewhere... but that could just be what JPEG compression does to detail on blank.
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Male 552
YEAH! drat MORMONS!
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Male 150
I love this guy too.

@Sonic Sophie: No, they just wants you to to stop rebelling against your question mark limit.

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Female 344
ha i love that nerdy guy
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Female 373
I am siding with Doc Watson, I think it is a farce, just too silly not to be.
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Female 278
oh! thanks docwatson, i was trying to work out what `f se` was, lol...
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Male 253
I notice the "al" in "False Religions" is missing. This leads me to believe one of two things:
1) The guy somehow lost the "al" in "False" when making the sign
2) The sign itself is Photoshopped to make said sign-wearer look ridiculous. I believe this to be the case because all the lettering on the sign seems covered in JPEG artifacts whereas the rest of the picture is clean of them.
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Female 354
Rebellious women??? What does that even mean???? Do they want us to be brain dead???
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Male 9,305
Awwww! Look at the little sheeperson! Isn`t he so cute with his empty little head!

He barely even knows he`s alive!

Let`s go make him bleed, and show him how fragile of a life he leads! :D

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Male 493
Thanks a lot Manny Ramirez. Now we`re on this kids poster board because of you!
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Female 4,028
Yeah, look at the perfect man! He follows everything! He doesn`t even shave or wear polyester or anything!
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Male 15,510
Burn those witches kiddo!
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Male 250
Why are sports nuts on there? Whats wrong with watching athletic events?
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Male 296
ya look out rebelious women gos judgement is coming,

i wanna falcon punch him

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Female 134
Uh oh, not the Mormons.
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Female 78
Damn you, pot smoking little devils. Two-faced people? Everyone is two-faced at one time or another. This guy is probably an over-the-top evangelical Christian, like in "Jesus Camp."
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Female 15,763
"homosexuals like people of the same sex, not kids..."

The two groups do overlap though, just like any other two groups. I`m sure he thinks the middle is much bigger than it actually is...

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Male 1,685
he is super cool.
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Female 176
"child molesting homosexuals"
homosexuals like people of the same sex, not kids...
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Male 207
Ugh...I would see these people on Bourbon Street...what a buzz kill, for a couple seconds
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Male 181
Crisco. It`s not just for cooking anymore.
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Female 83
Some god follower
Whatever happened to NOT JUDGING PEOPLE
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Female 15,763
I`m just going to believe, if nothing than for my own sanity, that this little boy is just a genius in the art of satire.
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Male 138
Haha, He is going to grow up to be a two face, rebellious, lying, atheist pot smoking, transexual, drunkard, who steals, becomes pregnant, and gets an abortion, all just before declaring his conversion to Mormonism.
Just you wait.
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Male 276
anyone got 3 dozen eggs? hate these guys
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Female 364
I love how the two things in blue say `sex addicts and mormans...

XD

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Female 128
So tempted to find him and beat him over the head with a dildo....that would answer many of his poster topics. >:D
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Male 3,431
Poor bastard. There is no such thing as darkness, only a failure to see.
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Male 31
SLOWPOKE IS SLOW
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Male 904
meh, let`s hear him out...
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Male 886
lol Mornaf, I realized that RIGHT after I posted it, I tried to delete it before anyone saw but I guess I wasn`t quick enough...
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Female 1,604
sports nuts?
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Male 438
I win because my judgement is already here, therefore I>"God"
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Male 2,395
He`s so cool. :D
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Male 307
oh those feisty Mormons.
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Male 11,739
"his god lumps "sports nuts" and "atheists" into the same category?"

Yep, right up there with baby killers. Sports nuts suck! This guy rocks!

(Do I get into heaven now?)

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Male 44
...and mormons. lol
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Male 133
Sports nuts? Let me get this straight, his god lumps "sports nuts" and "atheists" into the same category? ahh..
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Male 1,666
Baby killers and child molesting homosexuals are obviously up there with rebellious women and atheists.
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Male 460
.... and mormons!
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Male 820
"I`m not sure if I`m the only one whose thinking this (there`s a lot of comments, sorry) but PERHAPS he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time? I mean, I don`t even think he`s holding the sign, he may have just been walking by."
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Na, look at the bolts in the sign, they match up with the straps perfectly, and there isn`t anything else holding the sign up.

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Male 820
Nice one there Lionhart.
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Male 17
lol,
WARNING
SEX ADDICTS,Pot Smoking Little Devils, Child Molesting Homosexual!
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Male 586
wow, this pic is old like my gram`s vag_ina
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Male 46
sports-nuts to?
because they once beat him up at school? :d
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Male 367
Well well well, what do we have here?

Seems like he`s trying to cover all of the bases.

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Male 820
HURRAY WE`RE ALL GOING TO HELL!

May as well earn my place...,

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Male 8,300
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Female 1,062
I like how only "lewd women" and "rebellious women" are going to hell. Lewd and rebellious men are welcome at the pearly gates.
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Male 4,004
So being gay is okay as long as you don`t molest children?

Also, child molesting is okay, unless you`re being gay while you do it.

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Female 323
what a weirdo...
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Male 512
Where`s the "You ain`t got no pancake mix!" guy when you need him? :|
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Male 54
JHSpring26, yep the boy loves us normal homosexuals, at least we don`t hang around with Rebellious and lewd women, oh wait... I`ve seen Sex in the City 8-)
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Male 2,855
no trouble with child molesting heterosexuals?

also, witches? wtf

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Male 212
you sports nuts are going to hell!
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Male 8,300
Oh sh*t, I`m a buddhist who stole a football to sell on ebay with my sex-crazed disobedient wife (I tell her I love her but I hate her really) when we had too many whiskeys one night, so she could have an abortion cause we don`t need a kid now cause of all the ones we kidnapped after we joined the Mormons, do you think I`m safe??
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Male 492
child molesting homosexuals....so the rest of us normal homosexuals are okay then right?
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Male 63
"pencil neck weak kneed godless men"?! there goes half the internet
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Male 486
OH NOES THE WITCHES ARE COMING
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Male 4,290
"All of those are great people except racists and Mormons."

You mean you`re OK with child-molesting homosexuals?
I mean, I have no problem with gay people, but paedophiles, of any orientation... not cool.

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Male 74
hahaha "rebellious women", "pot smoking little devils" - god will judge you alL! haha
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Male 207
No sports or pot????? I`m soooo screwed. And aren`t like 95% of child molesters hetro??? Guess the straight molesters get a free pass on this one.
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Male 1,036
I like how it`s a child molesting homosexual and not just a child molester, that way you save about half the priest from their wrath.
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Female 304
Ooooh those sports nuts make me furious! And dont even get me started on Mormons... )-|
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Female 913
Well, if that`s the case then I guess I am going to hell.
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Male 2,582
All of those are great people except racists and Mormons.
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Female 63
oh crap, if this is true i`m getting judged at least 5 different times
o.0
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Female 1,269
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sports nuts? really?
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Male 864
roaria, it says "Child molesting homosexuals" just under lewd women so, you may or may not be screwed like the rest of us...
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Male 4,793
i would have probably kicked this kids ass...AND MORMONS!

why does that thing single out mormons and atheists? what about other religions?

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Male 505
NOT SPORTS NUTS AND MORMONS! OH SHI-
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Male 97
roariamadino: he did say child molesters its right udner lewd women and pot smoking little devils on the elft side of the sign
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Female 346
Well fu(kI guess I`m going to hell then for being a rebellious and lewd woman.
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Male 2,591
pot smoking little devils lol
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Female 128
"Rebellious women." lululululul
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Male 272
YES! he didn`t say child molesters!
see you later sukkass!!!
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Male 2,199
sports nuts? since when did it become bad to enjoy playing/watching sports?
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Male 1,598
Sometimes I wonder if God is annoyed by these people who make him look bad. I mean, what about this guy would make people want to become Christian?
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Male 1,153
Haha, what a legend. He must have been so stoned to do that
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Male 4,242
All religions have the same thing in common, they are all based on lies.
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Male 3,819
I was young, come on.
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Male 269
hahaha
"rebelling women" and "and mormons..." made me lol hard
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Male 21
"I don`t to discount this poor bastard`s beliefs, But I just can`t bring myself to accept that any one particular faith is a `true religion` over another.

Not something to bring up on the internet.

I love how "AND MORMONS" is in big bold text

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Male 2,229
plus he looks like stepped out of the 50`s Did he use whole bottle, or half a bottle to grease his hair?
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Female 63
lmao, mormons...
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Male 2,229
I don`t to discount this poor bastard`s beliefs, But I just can`t bring myself to accept that any one particular faith is a `true religion` over another.
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Male 3,369
I`m intollerant of intollerant people!

Figure that one out!

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Male 117
... Thou shalt not like football... I checked, it`s there.
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Female 9,572
Hum, I wonder why his parents didn`t get an abortion.....
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Male 701
BEWARE! THE MORMONS WILL EAT YOUR SOULS!
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Male 543
yeah!!
drating rebellious women. xD
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Male 516
Apparently child molesting heterosexuals are safe from God`s judgment.
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Male 731
Moron.
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Male 2,076
sigh poor kid
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Male 513
F se religions? I guess he meant to say "false"?
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Male 678
I think that`s his bucket list.
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Male 599
Guessing he lost a bet. Nobody in their right mind would make or be caught dead with a sign like that.
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Male 2,344
Being athletic is a religious crime?..
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Female 470
rebellious women? Not rebellious people?

*glares at screen*

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Female 531
i`m a pot smoking little devil...
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Female 88
Ok, i get everything else, but why sports nuts?
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Male 674
So if I am a pot smoker, but not little or a devil, a homosexual that does not molest children, not a sex addict or a drunkard, a technology nut, a lewd and rebellious man, a guy that eats babies, but didn`t kill them, a maker of money, but not it`s lover,not a racist or an Atheist, a warlock, and I worship a t ue religion which does not include mormonism, I can get into heaven?

Well that sounds easy. I just need to not rape kids and i will be fine.

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Male 162
"WITCHES"

...what?

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Male 1,451
Where`s the `al` in "F se Religions"? And why do all of these religion nuts think that child molesters and homosexuals are the same?
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Male 650
what does the red circled part say?
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Male 118
`And Kid`s who hold up dumb signs..` Would be bettah
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Male 386
I wholeheartedly agree with his opinions on sports nuts.
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Male 596
lol yeah the "And mormons" hahaa
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Female 362
Someone mail this kid a dime bag.
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Female 187
"AND MORMONS..."

lol

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Male 2,034
Sports nuts?

...really?

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Female 40
Is anyone else amused by "And Mormons..."?
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Male 2,148
Sports nuts? I`ll need someone to explain this one to me.
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Male 132
i love the "... and mormons" part at the end...
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Male 180
Oh God, here comes the flamewarz!
Man teh Harpoonz!
But seriously, if this isn`t photoshopped and he actually felt the need to go to MSWord and use the entire wordart gallery to make sure "Child Molesting Homosexuals" know to renounce their ways...
I mean, why specify? Child Molesters in general are fine, but Child Molestors who are gay should repent? Heaven forefend.

Hmm.
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Female 2,674
"he had rascists, but not sexists :P"
Because being a sexist is encouraged in his religion.
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Male 2,125
"Pot smoking little devils? ROFL! Rebellious women? Wow, look who just crawled out of the dark ages.. This guy needs to have the stick removed from his ass!"

Or stuck further up his ass. Paint tool on him and wave him around. It`ll teach him a lesson.

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Male 1,064
"rebellious women" LULZ
he had rascists, but not sexists :P
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Male 203
Oh, no! Atheists are on his death list! Better wise up and join his loving and tolerant beliefs (dated 2000 y. ago)to avoid a horrid place called Hell that exists in his imagination only. I must! I mean, otherwise i´ll go to this Hell thing after I die... AFTER? PASS! I´ll stick with Oden and Vallhalla! A bifrost rainbow bridge taking my warrior soul to the clouds is bulletproof belief! No biblical dogmas there!

You die and then AFTER you die...oh wait! AFTER???

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Female 267
thanks :]
wasn`t really worth the wait though, lol.
just shows how bored i am i guess.
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Male 897
Pot smoking little devils? ROFL! Rebellious women? Wow, look who just crawled out of the dark ages.. This guy needs to have the stick removed from his ass!
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Male 182
pencil kneck weak kneed gutless men
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Female 192
*I* want him. Kinda cute, I have to say. His ideals, deifnitely not. Looks? Oooh, yeah.
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Female 267
i cant make out what it says in the red circle...anybody help me out?
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Female 267
i`d tap that
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Male 20,916
Link: The Life Of The Party [Pic] [Rate Link] - Girls want him, boys want to be him! [In case you didn`t get it, that was sarcasm.]
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