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Date: 05/07/09 12:30 PM

114 Responses to The Hazards Of Going To Nightclubs, #1 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Link: The Hazards Of Going To Nightclubs, #1 - Always conduct a through 10-point inspection before taking anyone home from a bar or nightclub.
  2. Profile photo of Siaba9
    Siaba9 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    Took me a bit to see it... Blegh.
  3. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    look at its arms 0.0
  4. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    wtf, i was wondering at first if he/she is a guy/girl
  5. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    You`re not going to see that if you`re drunk.
  6. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    LOL@sOrd3dvis1on
  7. Profile photo of hyybrucewayn
    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    a guy with man-boobs who likes to dress like a girl? or a really bad pre-op tranny with implants?
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Ummmmm.....
  9. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    moobies, and a errrrr.....sticky out ting
  10. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Hi Mom/Dad!!!
  11. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    Jeebus thetas, how drunk do you get?
  12. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3825 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Dude, look at those forearms/hands.
  13. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    I just threw up a little..
  14. Profile photo of tera_melos
    tera_melos Male 18-29
    37 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    i just threw up a lot.
  15. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    I thinking of throwing up a tad more
  16. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    I threw up a lo- BAAAARRRGULUGUGU
  17. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    i just threw up a minuscule amount followed by a steady flow of regurgitated slop
  18. Profile photo of mamerv
    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    Uh.... why, why, why, god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??
  19. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    :O
    :O
    :O
    but....why?
  20. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3371 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    the hairy arms where enough to make me bluurg..then i looked lower! Why IAB..WHYYYY????
  21. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Fat hairy dudechick
    D=
    -vomits-
    -washes eyes out with bleach-
  22. Profile photo of toxic1
    toxic1 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    I am confused because the boobs look saggy....wouldn`t you get perkey fake boobs or if just stiffing, at least stuff so that you would be.
  23. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    zomg *blarf*
  24. Profile photo of habbazoot
    habbazoot
    2132 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    this was on that wrong boners website or something i submitted.

    what the hell!(about the picture, and the website)

  25. Profile photo of Shtiv
    Shtiv Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    I`m guessing its just a bloke in womans dress having a laugh.
  26. Profile photo of BlueJack
    BlueJack Female 18-29
    385 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    at first i was all so she`s saggy? then i noticed the hair and then a bit lower. BLEH!
  27. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Hahaha this makes me think of Quagmire XD

    "Whoa transvestite, back off! Wait, pre-op or post-op?"

    "Pre-op"

    "Whoa transvestite, back off!"

  28. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    I wonder if that`s the guy who "recycles".
  29. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    I`d do her.
  30. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    crrrr-eeeeepy
  31. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Transvestite or Cross-Dresser? O.o |-X X-(
  32. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    Besides the boner, note the man-hands and hairy arms.
  33. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    Hey there.... AHHHH!
  34. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Super Man Boobs!
  35. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  36. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Can I just point out the girl to the LEFT has got a little stiffy going on.
  37. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    gross.
  38. Profile photo of softball96
    softball96 Female 13-17
    28 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    wwwoooowww
  39. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    .... thats... creepy...
  40. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    whoa!
  41. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    oh my god..the moobs, the hair forearms, the fingers, the peen! ugh!

    He needs a new bra though, QFT.

  42. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    The muscular hairy arms would be enough to tip me off.
  43. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    177 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    wow............ that`s............so.........um, creepy. *scream*
  44. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    im pretty shure thats a guy with moobs an a bra and he likes to wear his mothers clothes for anomalous reasons
  45. Profile photo of SonicSophie
    SonicSophie Female 18-29
    354 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
  46. Profile photo of lillypadam
    lillypadam Female 13-17
    66 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    oh my god.....
    im never going to any clubs
  47. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    hot
  48. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    and thats why i would rather get smashed at my place, anyone wanna come voer for next years Cinco da Mio?
  49. Profile photo of sarah-face89
    sarah-face89 Female 18-29
    187 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    that girl has a boner
  50. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    "that girl has a boner"

    lmao.....O_O...i`d probably be the regretful guy the day after bc i did not see that...

  51. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    i thought it was just bc she was fat....
  52. Profile photo of MrFibbles
    MrFibbles Male 18-29
    311 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    is it just me or does his torso look suspiciously like


  53. Profile photo of Youcantwin
    Youcantwin Male 18-29
    162 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    Wow it took me a while to figure this out :P
  54. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can even see the hair on his arms!
  55. Profile photo of shinsvaka
    shinsvaka Male 18-29
    308 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    lol! thats quite creepy
  56. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    O.o p-p-p-pp-PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
  57. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    badly chopped pick imho
  58. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    shopped not chopped * lol
  59. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    umm, ewwwwwwwwwwww
  60. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    or it could just be a pointy FUPA... jeez you guys all rush to the wrong conclusions...
  61. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    check the arms, its a man
  62. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    The dead giveaway is clearly the arm.
  63. Profile photo of R0flc0pterz
    R0flc0pterz Male 18-29
    37 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    Well the "guy" in the middle has some crazy flat breasts and a tiny penis, the "girl" to the left of "him" either has a huge outy bellybutton or has one too, and the girl to the right has a hand growing out of her breast
    It`s like a night out in Liverpool
  64. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    its a goatse
  65. Profile photo of langdonhill
    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    lolwut.
  66. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    "the "girl" to the left of "him" either has a huge outy bellybutton or has one too"

    No she doesn`t. It`s obvious that it`s just the part where the button is on her jeans. It always shows when you wear a tight shirt and pull it over the top of your jeans.

  67. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    how refreshingly lovely
  68. Profile photo of mrpopenfresh
    mrpopenfresh Male 18-29
    1037 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    Yeah, well if your`e the type of guy thats going to pork that girl, you probably don`t mind her dick.
  69. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    I`m think "belt", but since that would spoil the fun - let`s instead talk of chicks wiff dicks! *pronounced like it`s written*.
  70. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    Its a guy, and they`re manboobs; too much hair on the arms. But what a f`ing set of manboobs eh ;-)

    Sits back and waits for someone at IAB to say "I`d still tap it"

  71. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    who let pat into a nightclub?
  72. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    thats freaking scary.
  73. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    omg ew...
  74. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    gross... fat people suck...
  75. Profile photo of Dethklok360
    Dethklok360 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    If you don`t see it, You probably deserve it...
  76. Profile photo of bwhite12
    bwhite12 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    "Transvestite or Cross-Dresser? O.o "

    Well according to Wiki, transvestism is someone who practices cross dressing.

  77. Profile photo of yurgarbage
    yurgarbage Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    If you can`t tell you`re taking home a man by the hair all over his arms, his penis should clear things up.
  78. Profile photo of lavi0194
    lavi0194 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    Hmm... do you really need a 10 point inspection?
    1. Penis.
    annnd we`re done here...
  79. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    that`s hot
  80. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    HAWT
  81. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    "who let pat into a nightclub?"

    LOL x10

  82. Profile photo of MrGuy
    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    OH GOD! WHAT IS IT???
    But really, thats gross...
  83. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    gr0ss
  84. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    erect much?
  85. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    THAT`S DISGUSTING.

    That skirt TOTALLY doesn`t match that shirt.

  86. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    fat and with a small penis
    hes doomed
  87. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    Oh My God! That hairstyle is so last year.
  88. Profile photo of JessMcBlah
    JessMcBlah Female 18-29
    17 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 10:48 pm
    ah, saw this pic on awkwardboners.com
  89. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:02 am
    I don`t get it.
  90. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:49 am
    I like how the post below this one is "Ball juggling dog".
  91. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:22 am
    That`s last years` spring fashion...
    & she has no clutch?
    Wot`s the big deal???
  92. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:43 am
    My trail of thought:

    Hey, that ain`t so bad, she`s a bit fat bu- OH MY GOD THAT`S DISGUSTING!!!

  93. Profile photo of koolkidme
    koolkidme Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 2:11 am
    show her face!
  94. Profile photo of idroy
    idroy Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 8, 2009 at 2:42 am
    Omg, it`s a man, (i think you guys noticed that too) look at his arms, they are definitely of a man.
  95. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 3:14 am
    show his face!
  96. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 4:45 am
    its just another fat american. who would want to take that home anyway?
  97. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:33 am
    That is just her cell phone
  98. Profile photo of Mo73
    Mo73 Male 30-39
    322 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:10 am
    WHY???...WTF
  99. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 6:45 am
    "its just another fat american. who would want to take that home anyway?"

    Such an intelligent comment, how many neurons did you fry trying to think that one up?

  100. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:40 am
    Umm what..? A girl with a dick? Okay...
  101. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 9:00 am
    It`s a trap!If you can`t see it, you deserve it.
  102. Profile photo of firegodzilla
    firegodzilla Male 18-29
    175 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 9:36 am
    "That is just her cell phone"

    Yeah, keep telling yourself that,
    Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess...

  103. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 11:53 am
    BoomBox, It Aint A Girl.
    Look At Those Hairy Arms.
  104. Profile photo of Justbeodd
    Justbeodd Female 13-17
    250 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    I know a guy would do something like that. Only he is really skiny. I mean he would dress up as girl. He is craazy.
  105. Profile photo of Spider13
    Spider13 Female 18-29
    115 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Some people like to crossdress. I don`t see what`s terrible about that.

    Buuuuut I used to work at a fetish club, so I guess my opinins are a little different than most.

  106. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    @ BoomBox
    That`s an oxymoron.
  107. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    "Such an intelligent comment, how many neurons did you fry trying to think that one up?"

    None, but looks like you fried alot if thats the best you could of come up with ;).

  108. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    I nearly spit out my soda when I saw this.
  109. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 1:47 am
    Look at the hands, they`re a give away, even if his face isn`t.

    I went to Bangkok backpacking once. Been there 3 hrs and already in the bar and screw the jet lag. We got these thai girls chatting us up about 7 hrs later. I was telling the Dutch guys I was with not to go for it, to check out the size of their hands. It was the only way you could tell, they were otherwise hot women, straight out of FHM. One of them didn`t believe a ladyboy could be that good looking and agreed to a ten dollar sucky sucky love you good time session.

    I saw him walking down the street at 8am the next day looking like he was shell shocked.

    "Dude, you didn`t..."
    "I did."
    "Oh no..."

  110. Profile photo of lytesend
    lytesend Female 13-17
    194 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 7:47 am
    There`s nothing wrong with crossdressing, but that`s a nasty-coloured skirt. Blech.
  111. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm
    Fwoggie2- my face was PRICELESS when I read that!
  112. Profile photo of justwatching
    justwatching Male 18-29
    115 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 8:28 am
    oh poo..
  113. Profile photo of Lil_Viv
    Lil_Viv Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 10, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    oh my g-....

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