The Hazards Of Going To Nightclubs, #1 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

Always conduct a through 10-point inspection before taking anyone home from a bar or nightclub.
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Female 91
oh my g-....
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Male 115
oh poo..
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Female 150
Fwoggie2- my face was PRICELESS when I read that!
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Female 194
There`s nothing wrong with crossdressing, but that`s a nasty-coloured skirt. Blech.
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Male 1,803
Look at the hands, they`re a give away, even if his face isn`t.

I went to Bangkok backpacking once. Been there 3 hrs and already in the bar and screw the jet lag. We got these thai girls chatting us up about 7 hrs later. I was telling the Dutch guys I was with not to go for it, to check out the size of their hands. It was the only way you could tell, they were otherwise hot women, straight out of FHM. One of them didn`t believe a ladyboy could be that good looking and agreed to a ten dollar sucky sucky love you good time session.

I saw him walking down the street at 8am the next day looking like he was shell shocked.

"Dude, you didn`t..."
"I did."
"Oh no..."

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Female 104
I nearly spit out my soda when I saw this.
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Male 721
"Such an intelligent comment, how many neurons did you fry trying to think that one up?"

None, but looks like you fried alot if thats the best you could of come up with ;).

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Female 2,120
@ BoomBox
That`s an oxymoron.
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Female 115
Some people like to crossdress. I don`t see what`s terrible about that.

Buuuuut I used to work at a fetish club, so I guess my opinins are a little different than most.

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Female 250
I know a guy would do something like that. Only he is really skiny. I mean he would dress up as girl. He is craazy.
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Male 284
BoomBox, It Aint A Girl.
Look At Those Hairy Arms.
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Male 175
"That is just her cell phone"

Yeah, keep telling yourself that,
Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess...

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Male 326
It`s a trap!If you can`t see it, you deserve it.
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Male 1,232
Umm what..? A girl with a dick? Okay...
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Male 756
"its just another fat american. who would want to take that home anyway?"

Such an intelligent comment, how many neurons did you fry trying to think that one up?

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Male 322
WHY???...WTF
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Male 283
That is just her cell phone
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Male 721
its just another fat american. who would want to take that home anyway?
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Male 275
show his face!
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Male 5,189
....Glad I don`t go clubbing.
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Male 1
Omg, it`s a man, (i think you guys noticed that too) look at his arms, they are definitely of a man.
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Male 123
show her face!
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Male 2,552
My trail of thought:

Hey, that ain`t so bad, she`s a bit fat bu- OH MY GOD THAT`S DISGUSTING!!!

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Female 126
That`s last years` spring fashion...
& she has no clutch?
Wot`s the big deal???
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Male 2,582
I like how the post below this one is "Ball juggling dog".
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Male 807
I don`t get it.
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Female 17
ah, saw this pic on awkwardboners.com
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Male 427
Oh My God! That hairstyle is so last year.
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Male 274
fat and with a small penis
hes doomed
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Female 15,763
THAT`S DISGUSTING.

That skirt TOTALLY doesn`t match that shirt.

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Male 1,685
erect much?
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Female 176
gr0ss
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Male 138
OH GOD! WHAT IS IT???
But really, thats gross...
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Female 382
"who let pat into a nightclub?"

LOL x10

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Female 382
HAWT
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Male 914
that`s hot
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Male 13
Hmm... do you really need a 10 point inspection?
1. Penis.
annnd we`re done here...
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Male 44
If you can`t tell you`re taking home a man by the hair all over his arms, his penis should clear things up.
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Female 35
"Transvestite or Cross-Dresser? O.o "

Well according to Wiki, transvestism is someone who practices cross dressing.

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Male 17
If you don`t see it, You probably deserve it...
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Male 338
gross... fat people suck...
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Female 650
omg ew...
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Female 323
thats freaking scary.
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Male 2,855
who let pat into a nightclub?
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Male 8,302
Its a guy, and they`re manboobs; too much hair on the arms. But what a f`ing set of manboobs eh ;-)

[quote]Sits back and waits for someone at IAB to say "I`d still tap it"[/quote]

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Male 467
I`m think "belt", but since that would spoil the fun - let`s instead talk of chicks wiff dicks! *pronounced like it`s written*.
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Male 1,036
Yeah, well if your`e the type of guy thats going to pork that girl, you probably don`t mind her dick.
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Female 1,269
how refreshingly lovely
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Female 460
"the "girl" to the left of "him" either has a huge outy bellybutton or has one too"

No she doesn`t. It`s obvious that it`s just the part where the button is on her jeans. It always shows when you wear a tight shirt and pull it over the top of your jeans.

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Male 505
lolwut.
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Male 1,378
its a goatse
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Male 37
Well the "guy" in the middle has some crazy flat breasts and a tiny penis, the "girl" to the left of "him" either has a huge outy bellybutton or has one too, and the girl to the right has a hand growing out of her breast
It`s like a night out in Liverpool
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Female 262
The dead giveaway is clearly the arm.
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Male 291
check the arms, its a man
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Male 404
or it could just be a pointy FUPA... jeez you guys all rush to the wrong conclusions...
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Male 524
umm, ewwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 169
shopped not chopped * lol
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Male 169
badly chopped pick imho
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Male 1,064
O.o p-p-p-pp-PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
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Male 308
lol! thats quite creepy
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Male 650
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You can even see the hair on his arms!
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Male 162
Wow it took me a while to figure this out :P
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Male 311
is it just me or does his torso look suspiciously like


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Male 388
i thought it was just bc she was fat....
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Male 388
"that girl has a boner"

lmao.....O_O...i`d probably be the regretful guy the day after bc i did not see that...

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Female 187
that girl has a boner
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Male 596
and thats why i would rather get smashed at my place, anyone wanna come voer for next years Cinco da Mio?
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Female 1,578
hot
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Female 66
oh my god.....
im never going to any clubs
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Female 354
ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
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Male 394
im pretty shure thats a guy with moobs an a bra and he likes to wear his mothers clothes for anomalous reasons
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Female 175
wow............ that`s............so.........um, creepy. *scream*
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Male 513
The muscular hairy arms would be enough to tip me off.
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Female 3,696
oh my god..the moobs, the hair forearms, the fingers, the peen! ugh!

He needs a new bra though, QFT.

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Male 904
whoa!
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Female 205
.... thats... creepy...
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Female 28
wwwoooowww
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Male 3,755
gross.
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Female 2,220
Can I just point out the girl to the LEFT has got a little stiffy going on.
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Male 11,739
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 188
Super Man Boobs!
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Male 593
Hey there.... AHHHH!
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Male 462
Besides the boner, note the man-hands and hairy arms.
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Male 690
Transvestite or Cross-Dresser? O.o |-X X-(
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Female 723
crrrr-eeeeepy
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Male 901
I`d do her.
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Male 4,290
I wonder if that`s the guy who "recycles".
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Male 512
Hahaha this makes me think of Quagmire XD

"Whoa transvestite, back off! Wait, pre-op or post-op?"

"Pre-op"

"Whoa transvestite, back off!"

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Female 385
at first i was all so she`s saggy? then i noticed the hair and then a bit lower. BLEH!
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Male 91
I`m guessing its just a bloke in womans dress having a laugh.
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Female 4,447
zomg *blarf*
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Female 82
I am confused because the boobs look saggy....wouldn`t you get perkey fake boobs or if just stiffing, at least stuff so that you would be.
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Male 2,125
Fat hairy dudechick
D=
-vomits-
-washes eyes out with bleach-
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Male 3,369
the hairy arms where enough to make me bluurg..then i looked lower! Why IAB..WHYYYY????
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Female 2,672
:O
:O
:O
but....why?
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Male 328
Uh.... why, why, why, god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy??
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Male 391
i just threw up a minuscule amount followed by a steady flow of regurgitated slop
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Male 4,680
I threw up a lo- BAAAARRRGULUGUGU
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Male 13,630
I thinking of throwing up a tad more
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Male 37
i just threw up a lot.
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Male 897
I just threw up a little..
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Male 3,819
Dude, look at those forearms/hands.
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Male 13,630
Jeebus thetas, how drunk do you get?
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Female 9,558
Hi Mom/Dad!!!
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Male 13,630
moobies, and a errrrr.....sticky out ting
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Male 13,630
Ummmmm.....
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Male 203
a guy with man-boobs who likes to dress like a girl? or a really bad pre-op tranny with implants?
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Female 4,039
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Male 1,540
You`re not going to see that if you`re drunk.
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Male 844
wtf, i was wondering at first if he/she is a guy/girl
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Male 2,388
look at its arms 0.0
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Male 42
Took me a bit to see it... Blegh.
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Male 20,827
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