Strange Guy Has Theory On Sex And Pain During Sex

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The guy makes some interesting, if not bizarre, points up until the 1:04 mark when he breaks out the tangerine and spoon
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Male 250
lrn 2 clitoris, man.
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Male 2,552
"Sex is not meant to be pleasureable for the females..."
O rly? Now, I am obviously not one of those females of which he speaks, I am not a female at all, but anyhoo, it`s still very interesting... So, according to him, God created the male, God created the female, but only made reproduction a great experience for the males? OK, now, see, I have a problem thinking that to be true, as it`s often my girlfriend who will suggest sex. And it`s not that we have sex seldomly, to put it that way.
Just face it dude: you cannot stand homosexuals, for whatever reason. It is not necessarily wrong, because you do not like it. Also, just because you might not be a superhero in bed does not mean that sex is "meant" to be painful for women.
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Female 195
haha what a homophobic douchebag
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Female 260
He probably only gets to drat organges anyway.
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Female 224
LMAO!!! he kept looking at the hole in the tangerine lik 4evr
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Female 206
i hate this homophobic loser and his stupid videos.
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Female 75
He has made me giggle.

~raises hand~ What if I find it pleasureable mister? Maybe I just have a very talented man....^___^

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Male 281
Not very good satire. Think he is just trolling.
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Male 1,666
Oh, it`s satire. What a moderately funny and convincing guy.
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Male 1,666
What an idiotic homophobe
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Male 505
This man has never had sex.
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Male 1,140
i hope to god this is all comedy
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Male 150
Something psychologically wrong with this guy.
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Male 92
1. too much chlorine in the gene pool? and 2. what was with the odd look at the end?
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Female 107
Lol, the comments made this worthwhile. He is quite the idiot though.
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Male 21
withawithawitha vagina you can just go like this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Female 527
can we just punch this man and get it over with?
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Male 114
uhhhhh?
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Female 103
I love how, once the tangerine is involved, he loses track of what he`s talking about and basically starts babbling.

Also, I greatly enjoy how he got caught in a double-standard and has no idea how to talk his way out of it.

He does, however, have very pretty hair, and for that I still think he`s an OK guy.

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Male 27
Sexual sexism...hmmm.
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Male 18
poor boring satire at best
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Male 244
Yea this guy is a dumbass, but I found this hilarious.
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Male 82
Well that was informative. Thank you, Mister.
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Male 2,788
Did i just watch tangerine porn?
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Male 2
remember boys and girls, having sex is like pushing a spoon handle through a tomato. lol wow that all i can say
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Male 563
Get a grip, guys. It`s satire. Sheesh.
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Female 155
i loved the end.

"because there are..." *confused look* "eh.."

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Female 149
Hahahahahahah oh my god. Please tell me it`s a joke, please tell me it`s a joke, please tell me it`s a joke...

Tomatos?! REALLY?

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Female 34
What? What did I just see? Where is my eye bleach? Should I call the authorities?
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Female 39
This guy must be popular with the ladies. What a pig.
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Male 476
This is for the idiot in the video...
I am a gay male. Read this very carefully.
Anal sex for men is very F**king pleasureable after the initial penetration which ISNT neccesarily always painful. YES some of you may be gagging right now but the fact remains, after that it is VERY enjoyable to say the least. In addition while youre getting F**cked in the ass your anus acutally DOES produce a natural lubricant!
Next time your your drating your girlfriend have her stick her finger up your ass or if youre jerking off stick your finger or something else in there and pressure your prostate gland just as youre cumming and then come back and tell me how that felt! I know a lot of STRAIGHT men who do this. They are NOT GAY for doing this.. its just a sexual act. The meaning of HOMOSEXUAL is someone who is sexually oriented towards that of the same sex, NOT a person who gets drated up the ass. Do you even have a CLUE as to how stupid, or ignorant I should say, you are?
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Male 476
Where did this idiot come from? and who the drat gave him the ability to think and talk?!!?!?!?
You know how sometimes we allow Mentally handicapped people (no offense of course... just need to make a point) do or say something, so they can feel that heyve accomplished something? Doesnt this video sort of remind you of that?
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Male 15,510
Now days sex is overrated
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Male 275
loool, I agree.
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Female 29
hahaha i want someone to make a remix of him going `w-w-w-w-with a vagina` :`]
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Female 70
"Um, okay, this guy is stupid. And if he is just joking then more power to him, but if he is serious he is a drating idiot. Vaginal sex is very pleasurable for the woman. If the woman isn`t supposed to feel pleasure during sex than why does the female organism average at 20 seconds and the male organism average at 8 seconds. 12 seconds longer, obviously meant to feel good for women."


Female "organism"??

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Female 1,944
OMG. Did i really just hear that?? :O
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Female 488
Well... er... alright. I like how he looked confused/disgusted at the hole he left in the tangerine at the end.
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Male 549
i think what he means by it`s not meant to be pleasurable for women is that from a procreational point of view only the man needs to orgasm in order for new life to begin, however it has been studied that when a woman orgasms the chance to conceive is higher.
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Female 185
Um, okay, this guy is stupid. And if he is just joking then more power to him, but if he is serious he is a drating idiot. Vaginal sex is very pleasurable for the woman. If the woman isn`t supposed to feel pleasure during sex than why does the female organism average at 20 seconds and the male organism average at 8 seconds. 12 seconds longer, obviously meant to feel good for women.
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Male 1,452
maybe your the bigger "idot" jnseattle
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Female 2
Haha, you guys this is a joke. Does no one remember his "rant" on why being gay is immoral? He`s not being serious, he`s just really good at looking like he is.
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Male 41
As a Christian, i am totally offended by this guy trying to explain that vaginal sex, is supposed to hurt. God Intended Sex to be pleasurable for both men and women, and this guy is a freakin idot. There I said it.
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Female 365
I guess you can`t have great hair AND a brain.. Now can you?
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Male 801
Wow, this guy is an idiot...
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Female 299
well, he`s a twat.
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Male 40
So... is this a joke, or is he really that dumb?
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Female 56
Once he pulled out the tangerine and the spoon it all went downhill (not that it already wasn`t at the bottom from the beginning). He seemed awfully fascinated with the hole in that tangerine. Jaja funny. Now whenever I think of vaginas I will just see a tangerine.
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Male 1,297
lol i remember this guy! he`s funny as hell.
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Female 349
PMSL SammyCyanide - "FYI- I don`t think the pain is a sign from God saying that you shouldn`t do this. I just think the poop chute should stay a CHUTE and not a LADDER."

Oh that`s a brilliant quote! XD

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Female 72
This guy is extremely ignorant and bigoted. His arguments are completely out of whack. Lube is an outside element, so it`s from the devil y`all! Let`s just forget about the millions of people who use lubrication during vaginal sex. What a complete moron. Humanity has evolved a little further than using sex for procreation only. This guy should catch up quick. I think he`s just upset that he can`t please a woman so he`s written it off as unnecessary. Poor...poor brainwashed imbecile.
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Female 427
Wow, a christian misogynist.

I`m not surprised -.-

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Female 427
For me of course, anyone else can do whatever they want.
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Female 427
What kind of accent is that? Anywho, do you think he knows that homosexuals aren`t the only one`s who like a little butt romp? XD

FYI- I don`t think the pain is a sign from God saying that you shouldn`t do this. I just think the poop chute should stay a CHUTE and not a LADDER.

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Female 236
Here`s hoping he doesn`t breed..
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Male 606
"Faginal." LMMFAO
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Male 1,647

He screams rapist to me. He`s not even pronouncing words correctly, like vaginal. I wish I could believe it`s another potato/potahto thing, but I don`t think it is. There`s a professional, medical way of pronouncing the word.
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Female 177
hes an idiot.
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Male 10,440
Its not satire people. He believes he knows what he`s talking about. That does take some of the fun out of it.
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Male 10,440
I pity this person. He was somewhat funny.
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Male 46
omg LOL....FEMALES....just bot burned. :P Eh...lol he looked in.
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Male 39
Sossboy...I`m not a Christian but according to the Bible, humans suffer because Eve sinned by eating the apple.

Anyway, i think the guy in the video is ludicrisly F`ed up...I mean, seriously? A tangerine and a spoon? I do, however, love what he says about gay people lol; he keeps going on about it "and the pain is God`s way of saying "hey, stop it, that`s not ok, stop it, it`s bad for it to hurt, stop it...etc. etc. etc." " :P

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Male 442
c`mon it`s jesusophile, he makes these videos to show how bad arguments for relgion are
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Male 2,076
@sossboy

"faeces turn into an adequate lube"

Way to set up your argument. I bet christians will be blown away by the rest of your points.

Back to this guy...hilariously sad.

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Female 123
"Sex isn`t really meant to be pleasurable to the female." O.o

Lol. Virgin much?

Everytime he said vagina I lol`d and that last second of the clip really made me spazz.

I think God and Jesus just have a really good sense of humour, probably laughing their asses off now.

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Male 20
This guy has obviously never done the back door number - faeces turn into an adequate lube and God: Aint that the guy that caused all those millions to be starving and wars and who lets children die of tumours and carcinomas and be born with a club foot - thats if he exists at all which, he doesn`t otherwise he`d have stopped those planes flying into....right christians?
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Male 413
this guy is sooooooo wrong in so many ways, sexist, religionist and just immature
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Female 205
... wow... is he ok... cause im not convinced..... that was just weird guys... he was just ultra compelled to make that vid. :-/
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Female 105
ohhh that was just... hilarious XD so weird, and so... iuno, but that was just fuuunny.
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Male 176
I love this man. He and I should do it.
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Male 4
He kinda looks like Michael Jackson lol
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Male 5,189
Wow....just wow.
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Female 150
He`s cute :P but that explanation was not so cute.
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Male 229
That was a cute little demo at the end. Freaking lunatic...
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Male 551
You`re right Opie

It`s also a Fact that man can
eyaculate without having an orgasm
and also have an orgasm without
eyaculating... But like 90% of the
time it`s the two at the same time

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Female 778
he`s pretty hot, joking or not. zepher, i got the stewie/coolwhip thing too.
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Male 3,819
Like others have said, satire or not, this guy is a lame.
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Male 75
He lost me around 0:40...
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Male 3,819
This guy started a serious sh*tstorm on this site a couple weeks ago. F*ck him.
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Male 367
I`ve never heard it pronounced va-GI-nal before. Is that normal for some places or another joke?
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Male 820
well, joking or not, that was odd.
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Male 89
where is the theory? is this just a parody as you say? or is this guy serious? Either way, its stupid as drat, and so is he.
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Female 193
Um, guys...? It`s a SATIRE. It`s completely FAKE.
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Female 19
hes not joking...this guy has a whole youtube site dedicating his off the wall beliefs.
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Female 42
He`s parodying an anti-gay christian, people. He`s joking.
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Female 1,199
Oh no not this guy again haha.

I believe he is Dutch, right?

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Female 472
It`s a shame that such a nice looking guy is such an incredibly huge douchebag. I realize its satirical but it does not befit him at all. It just makes him look like the aforementioned huge douchebag.
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Female 73
... This guy will never get laid again.
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Male 36
total idiot
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Male 4,163
this guy is so funny. i love his bits
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Female 4,376
I`ve actually said the same thing as this guy. Basically how woman have to deal with the pain while men get all the pleasure. Sex may feel good but sometimes it takes a while.
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Male 563
Hahaha, I love this guy~
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Male 2,748
it`s kinda creepy the way he looks at the tangarine thing towards the end, like, yea take that spoon oh yea... creepy
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Female 15,763
"An orgasm for the male is needed to reproduce"

Not necessarily. pre-ejaculate has sperm and can cause fertilization. That`s exactly why the oh so infamous "pull out" method doesn`t work.

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Female 161
It`s this dude again! :/ I`m not familiar with this accent. Does anyone have a guess where this guy`s from? He sounds like he`s from three different places.
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Female 376
lmfao he`s retarded.
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Female 101
Well, he has a point if you look at it from the perspective that sex is meant for reproduction. An orgasm for the male is needed to reproduce, while a girl can get pregnant whether or not she enjoys it.
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Male 78
Haha, guys chill out he`s a satirist
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Male 153
Is it just me or dose he seem stoned.
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Male 904
lame
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Female 2,220
TWAT ALERT.
TWAT ALERT.
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Female 15,763
OH I REMEMBER THIS GUY.

I remember him being satirical. I LOVE THIS GUY. the accent is cool too. :P

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Female 1,120
That guy can take it up the ass.
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Female 414
He reminded of when stewie says coolwhip... hopefully someone else knows what i`m talking about
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Female 323
I didnt put the sound on. I didnt want to hear what he had to say, I knew I would be grossed out.
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Male 931
this is just a joke, right? :P
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Female 470
Before ya`ll freak out, this is from his profile. "This channel is satirical. I don`t mean what I say."
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*headesk* I feel like such an idiot now that I know it`s satyrical =_=
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Male 4,867
he seemed strangely aroused by the tangerine...or was it the spoon?
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Female 94
I`ll go sit in the dunces corner.

Don`t feel bad. I was about to go fire a flame-ball at his profile and read that.

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Male 472
lame
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Male 672
And there goes melodelic, makin me look like an ass cuz I forgot to refresh before posting. geeez. I`ll go sit in the dunces corner.
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Male 672
This guy has obviously never heard of the clitoris or g-spot, and I weep for his girlfriend/wife/whatever-freaks-like-him-have.

And as far as I know, this isn`t a repost, but we did see him a while ago bashin meh peeps :(.

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Male 269
i love how he pronounced vaginal
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Female 94
Before ya`ll freak out, this is from his profile. "This channel is satirical. I don`t mean what I say."
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Female 335
i hate this guy.
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Male 9,305
I thought the douche looked familiar! He`s that douche! Yeah...not even giving his video any attention. He just wants to piss people off.

Ignore him he`s a troll.

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Female 470
uhm..... EXCUSE ME?!

Lets put aside the fact that this guy is a sexist and anti-gay arsewipe, and just take a swipe at his logic. In one, glorious word: Clitoris. Explain how the f*** THAT organ that`s on a FEMALE that`s SOLE PURPOSE IS FOR PLEASURE works it`s way into your "It should be pleasurable for the man only" theory.

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Female 304
hahaI loved how at the end he looked into the tangerine like "Is that really what it looks like? Hmmm". What a strange man... I think his stuttering and "you see, you can just keep going in the vagina like this..." was a little too creepy for my taste
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Female 1,963
Yeah I`ve wondered about this guy. It must be a joke, right?
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Male 2,440
This is Jesusophile on YouTube.
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Female 99
wtf? okay...
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Female 230
Link: Strange Guy Has Theory On Sex And Pain During Sex [Rate Link] - The guy makes some interesting, if not bizarre, points up until the 1:04 mark when he breaks out the tangerine and spoon
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