Sex With Ducks [Video]

Submitted by: 520 7 years ago

A response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalize gay marriage leads to legalize sex with ducks. Plus, girls in bikinis!
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Female 56
this is my new favorite music video. I thought it was cute. ^.^
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Male 1,361
"Tuesday, June 2, 2009 7:18:54 AM
f_uck this. its wrong and illegal because they cant reproduce and our culture is disappearing dumba_sses "

Yeah so if you can`t have babys you`re a breaking the law and ruining your amazing culture that changes everyother month according to magazine covers?, Oh and does that include men/women with a physical inability to have a baby?

Face it you`re a homophob, and you think people who are ok with others choices in life are the A-holes?

/rant

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Male 1,089
f_uck this. its wrong and illegal because they cant reproduce and our culture is disappearing dumba_sses
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Male 197
lkc1 - It`s actually Ted the lawyer`s gf... and I would totes bang her hard. I am really digging her nerd vibe.
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Female 444
Best post ever!
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Female 895
I don`t care if this is funny or not, I can`t forcibly get through 27 seconds with out puking.
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Male 219
hahaa why does this only have a 2.7. Freaking awesome.
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Female 224
isnt tht girl the janitors gf on scrubs????
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Male 1,164
there voices annoy me... clever lyrics though
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Male 2,788
If gay marriage is legalized, there`ll be a 50% increase in lesbian porn.


LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE FTW!

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Male 438
Burt Reynolds sexing a duck?
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Female 9
ahhh its garfunkel and oates! i love them. their songs are so funny, they have a whole bunch.
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Male 1,718
<3 short haired ladies ^_^
I agree but my gf has longer hair so i have to like it longer.
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Male 362
brb, gotta sex a duck
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Male 59
I`d cuddle with the blonde, but the brunette looks like a duck.
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Male 845
pmarren - how would you know?
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Male 4,594
Sex with cats is better.
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Male 220
<3 short haired ladies ^_^
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Male 1,086
yay innuendos
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Male 97
those girls are a bit... alien looking
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Female 169
Those girls look kinda creepy... but cute at the same time.
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Male 695
Hey, isn`t that the guy from Cloverfield?
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Male 1,931
It`s funny. I hope they aren`t serious though.
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Female 4,028
Ahahaha!
Totally captures the ridiculousness of the Slippery Slope.
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Male 277
........... I forsee duck rapes in the paper
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Male 207
That was actually pretty decent ~ but I still don`t condone sex with ducks... or any other species not of the human race.
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Male 586
lol this video is hillarious
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Male 10,440
Forget this porn, I`m off to the park.
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Female 4,447
lol That was cute.
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Male 4,290
[quote]Hm... I wonder how PETA feels about this...[/quote]

They`d probably take in all the ducks. And then kill them.

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Male 5,190
Well that wasn`t what I expected LOOL.
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Female 346
"i more looking forward to legalizing marriage with oneself. all my asexual friends will be ecstatic."

I would totally marry myself.


Also those girls were really cute >.>

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Male 3,431
Who knew Bird Flu was an STD...

If an egg can fit in there, why can`t I?

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Male 606
...and now I`m aroused....
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Female 529
You can already get a vibrator that looks like a rubber duckie.
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Male 336
i more looking forward to legalizing marriage with oneself. all my asexual friends will be ecstatic.
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Male 626
Hey that`s that gremlin looking chick from the Hillshire Farms commercial.

GO MEAT!

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Female 471
LMAO whoops I meant DUCK tales.....

not dick tales....... omg

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Male 489
"Hm... I wonder how PETA feels about this..."

pretty pleased

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Female 471
I would have thought this lame but for the dick tales references.
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Male 139
I didn`t exactly burst out laughing, but i was smiling the entire time.

"Sex...sex with ducks."
That is the best line I have ever heard.

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Female 34
I`m off to go find me a duck. :D
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Female 205
hum... i didnt know that gay marriage was synonymous to beastiality.. ;-/
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Female 15,763
Hm... I wonder how PETA feels about this...
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Male 11,740
Not terribly funny and the girls aren`t that hot.
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Male 672
F--- F--- F--- a duck screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang and orangutan support your local zoo

To the tune of Row your boat.

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Male 28
The Mallard Duck reproduces exclusivley by gang-rape.I`ve seen it first hand, it left me feeling sullied and unusual.
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Female 36
ummm i don`t know how to respond to something like this.
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Female 1,306
Is it weird/incredibly nerdy of me that I immediately registered "Pat
Robertson" as "Robert Pattinson"?
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Female 1,413
this is retarded.
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Male 1,452
is that girl with the black hair on scrubs
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Female 365
I love these girls.
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Male 1,929
Just goes to show how quackers Pat Robertson is. *dives into a bush*
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Male 15,510

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Male 13,624
Sex with ducks?? I`ll have a gander ! *runs off*
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Male 9,306
*literal ROFL*
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Male 28
Who`s the blonde Chick?
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Male 7,933
ban gay marriage, legalize sex with ducks
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Male 2,125
It`s the gooch! (scrubs reference) I miss that show... -sigh-
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Male 150
i nominate for WTF of the day!!!!
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Male 1,220
and what, praytell, is wrong with duck sex?
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Male 431
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