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Sex With Ducks [Video]


A response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalize gay marriage leads to legalize sex with ducks. Plus, girls in bikinis!

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Date: 05/31/09 03:21 PM

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  1. Profile photo of 520
    520 Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Link: Sex With Ducks - A response to a Pat Robertson quote that legalize gay marriage leads to legalize sex with ducks. Plus, girls in bikinis!
  2. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    and what, praytell, is wrong with duck sex?
  3. Profile photo of i-am-bo-red
    i-am-bo-red Male 13-17
    150 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    i nominate for WTF of the day!!!!
  4. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    It`s the gooch! (scrubs reference) I miss that show... -sigh-
  5. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    ban gay marriage, legalize sex with ducks
  6. Profile photo of FELLDOWN123
    FELLDOWN123 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    Who`s the blonde Chick?
  7. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    *literal ROFL*
  8. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Sex with ducks?? I`ll have a gander ! *runs off*
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:11 pm

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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    Just goes to show how quackers Pat Robertson is. *dives into a bush*
  11. Profile photo of Tia-Shadow
    Tia-Shadow Female 18-29
    365 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I love these girls.
  12. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    is that girl with the black hair on scrubs
  13. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    this is retarded.
  14. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Is it weird/incredibly nerdy of me that I immediately registered "Pat
    Robertson" as "Robert Pattinson"?
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    janiceinabox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    ummm i don`t know how to respond to something like this.
  16. Profile photo of FELLDOWN123
    FELLDOWN123 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    The Mallard Duck reproduces exclusivley by gang-rape.I`ve seen it first hand, it left me feeling sullied and unusual.
  17. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    F--- F--- F--- a duck screw a kangaroo
    Fingerbang and orangutan support your local zoo

    To the tune of Row your boat.

  18. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Not terribly funny and the girls aren`t that hot.
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Hm... I wonder how PETA feels about this...
  20. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    hum... i didnt know that gay marriage was synonymous to beastiality.. ;-/
  21. Profile photo of Spyderweb
    Spyderweb Female 13-17
    34 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    I`m off to go find me a duck. :D
  22. Profile photo of Ddude28
    Ddude28 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    I didn`t exactly burst out laughing, but i was smiling the entire time.

    "Sex...sex with ducks."
    That is the best line I have ever heard.

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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    I would have thought this lame but for the dick tales references.
  24. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    "Hm... I wonder how PETA feels about this..."

    pretty pleased

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    jennifer6716 Female 13-17
    471 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    LMAO whoops I meant DUCK tales.....

    not dick tales....... omg

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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Hey that`s that gremlin looking chick from the Hillshire Farms commercial.

    GO MEAT!

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    ilfg Male 18-29
    336 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    i more looking forward to legalizing marriage with oneself. all my asexual friends will be ecstatic.
  28. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    You can already get a vibrator that looks like a rubber duckie.
  29. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    ...and now I`m aroused....
  30. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Who knew Bird Flu was an STD...

    If an egg can fit in there, why can`t I?

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    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    "i more looking forward to legalizing marriage with oneself. all my asexual friends will be ecstatic."

    I would totally marry myself.


    Also those girls were really cute >.>

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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Hm... I wonder how PETA feels about this...

    They`d probably take in all the ducks. And then kill them.

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    lol That was cute.
  34. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    Forget this porn, I`m off to the park.
  35. Profile photo of raikun12
    raikun12 Male 18-29
    586 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    lol this video is hillarious
  36. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 10:15 pm
    That was actually pretty decent ~ but I still don`t condone sex with ducks... or any other species not of the human race.
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    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    ........... I forsee duck rapes in the paper
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 31, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    Ahahaha!
    Totally captures the ridiculousness of the Slippery Slope.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 12:02 am
    It`s funny. I hope they aren`t serious though.
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    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 12:03 am
    Hey, isn`t that the guy from Cloverfield?
  41. Profile photo of Moneo
    Moneo Female 13-17
    169 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Those girls look kinda creepy... but cute at the same time.
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    VomitStorm Male 18-29
    97 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 6:13 am
    those girls are a bit... alien looking
  43. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 6:25 am
    yay innuendos
  44. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 7:28 am
    <3 short haired ladies ^_^
  45. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 7:35 am
    Sex with cats is better.
  46. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 8:09 am
    pmarren - how would you know?
  47. Profile photo of Alekaidah
    Alekaidah Male 18-29
    59 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 10:48 am
    I`d cuddle with the blonde, but the brunette looks like a duck.
  48. Profile photo of thebandit
    thebandit Male 18-29
    362 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 10:59 am
    brb, gotta sex a duck
  49. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    <3 short haired ladies ^_^
    I agree but my gf has longer hair so i have to like it longer.
  50. Profile photo of bubblelucky8
    bubblelucky8 Female 13-17
    9 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    ahhh its garfunkel and oates! i love them. their songs are so funny, they have a whole bunch.
  51. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    Burt Reynolds sexing a duck?
  52. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    If gay marriage is legalized, there`ll be a 50% increase in lesbian porn.


    LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE FTW!

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    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    there voices annoy me... clever lyrics though
  54. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    isnt tht girl the janitors gf on scrubs????
  55. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    hahaa why does this only have a 2.7. Freaking awesome.
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    I don`t care if this is funny or not, I can`t forcibly get through 27 seconds with out puking.
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    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 1:41 am
    Best post ever!
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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 5:13 am
    lkc1 - It`s actually Ted the lawyer`s gf... and I would totes bang her hard. I am really digging her nerd vibe.
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 7:18 am
    f_uck this. its wrong and illegal because they cant reproduce and our culture is disappearing dumba_sses
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    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    "Tuesday, June 2, 2009 7:18:54 AM
    f_uck this. its wrong and illegal because they cant reproduce and our culture is disappearing dumba_sses "

    Yeah so if you can`t have babys you`re a breaking the law and ruining your amazing culture that changes everyother month according to magazine covers?, Oh and does that include men/women with a physical inability to have a baby?

    Face it you`re a homophob, and you think people who are ok with others choices in life are the A-holes?

    /rant

  61. Profile photo of 7Mechanical
    7Mechanical Female 13-17
    56 posts
    June 17, 2009 at 3:57 am
    this is my new favorite music video. I thought it was cute. ^.^

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