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Category: Weird
Date: 05/19/09 03:26 PM

171 Responses to Scariest Teen Bodybuilder Ever! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18925 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Link: Scariest Teen Bodybuilder Ever! - There`s something about the combo of his fake tan, man-kini, boyish face and rippling muscles that screams `eye bleach.`
  2. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    steroids!
  3. Profile photo of justjason44
    justjason44 Male 30-39
    97 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    OK.. someone tell Vinny here that Coppertone is a sunblock... not a skin tone.
  4. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    Now see, this is what I`ve been talking about when I say "beef jerky skin".
  5. Profile photo of S_chezz
    S_chezz Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Now see, this is what I`ve been talking about when I say "beef jerky skin".

    At least beef jerky looks tasty

  6. Profile photo of gojamesgo
    gojamesgo Male 18-29
    107 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    aw, he wants to be black.

    n______n

  7. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    Wouldn`t it be cool if bodybuilders became too disgusting, the just exploded?
  8. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    he`s taking his own pulse because he just sang "Chocolate Rain" in 17 seconds.
  9. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    He looks like a nerd who used to get picked on a lot, so in order to stop that, he took steroids, dumped liquid sh-t on him and wore women thongs.
  10. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    woah.
  11. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    This looks like a bad bad photoshop fake, Eventhough it isn`t.
  12. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    I think I`m blind now.
  13. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    >.o The brown paint is awful. His hair/skin is glowing at the edges of his face.
  14. Profile photo of sporks_RULE_
    sporks_RULE_ Female 18-29
    102 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    D: I think I just puked in my mouth. D:
  15. Profile photo of Kayteaface
    Kayteaface Female 13-17
    133 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Share the eye bleach, please.
  16. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:00 pm
    **I move away from the mic to throw up
  17. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9252 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    I guess I know who isn`t going to get leg any time soon. He is so desusting.
  18. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    Looks like a little boy face stuck on a crazy muscle body all covered in mud. Weird. *Sigh* I am not being cured of my boredom today :(
  19. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    well said 5577, well said...
  20. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    He looks bronze WTF.
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    Your Eye Bleach Has Arrived
  22. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    ... Ewww!
  23. Profile photo of Zinon
    Zinon Male 18-29
    39 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    defo the kid who got picked on in school, and the guy taking the photo of him is the one waiting to take that step out of the closet
  24. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Harry Potter got his beefy spell wrong
  25. Profile photo of tinyflames
    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    thanks nido, that made me smile :]
  26. Profile photo of Shtiv
    Shtiv Male 18-29
    91 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Good body, good for him. If I had the chance of trading his for mine I`d jump at it. I think a lot of people here would too.
  27. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    I would like to have his muscles, not thoughts. has to be broken :S
  28. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Shtiv, you`re kidding, right?

    I`d rather be a scrawny little runt than look like that...and I know my girlfriend would agree.


    Oh and I said runt...R-unt....

  29. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Would trade for the body but NOT that horrific tan urgh.
  30. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Somebody used to get picked on.
  31. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    aw man. gross!!!
  32. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    I`d letz him carry me with those guns!
  33. Profile photo of ManUtd10
    ManUtd10 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    i wouldnt even want that much muscle i think its dirty|!!!!!!!!!111
  34. Profile photo of CaptainPoot
    CaptainPoot Female 18-29
    33 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    Obvious shoop is obvious.
  35. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    VV you seriously have low standarts

    this guy won live past 50

  36. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    He`s in his teens? O_o
  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    thank you nidonemo!!!
  38. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    oh how do you post like just the pic?????
  39. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Holy mother of....Look at all that bronzer he has on!
  40. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    The worst part is that some drawing on the wall makes it look like he has a rat-tail.
  41. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    BRONZE
  42. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    I really needed that nido! :D
  43. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    He probly has like a wedgie :/
    Thing is he also looks like a massive nerd/geek whatever. I bet that he used to be really nerdy and now totally owns all the bullies.
  44. Profile photo of davisfyke
    davisfyke Male 13-17
    49 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    it looks like he just coloured himself with a brown marker
  45. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    hes discusting? what the hell... a person spends hours working on his body and you critiscize him. while muscles dont equal healthiness. at the age hes at. he must have an amazing diet to look like that.. "thats discusting.. hes actually HEALTHY UCK".. makes me sick to my stomach to think about how many people look behind the monitor..
  46. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    I just noticed the dude in the mirror taking the picture, i can`t see his face so im going to assume its PedoBear!


    Also...the chair on the bed? this photo is full of wonderfulness

  47. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    ew!
  48. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    lol agreed, smo.
  49. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    381 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    dude that kid`s gonna have a heart attack at 20. he`s gotta be starving himself, his stomach is like 3 inches behind his rib cage.
  50. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    His testicles are probably tiny.
  51. Profile photo of Noliant
    Noliant Male 13-17
    25 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Holy sh.... I call Barby Ken under that man-kini
  52. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    @ lilhawk2892:

    Because HGH and `roids are just SO good for you... Idiot.

    Ps: Hope this is a clever Photoshop

  53. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    Now there is such a thing as "too much." x.x
  54. Profile photo of jcrockenberg
    jcrockenberg Male 18-29
    8 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    AHAHAHAHAH Stop waxing your ass and clean your room!
  55. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    He looks like he used to be a nerd...
  56. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    AHHH MY EYES!!!! *eyes sizzling*
  57. Profile photo of imogenheep
    imogenheep Male 18-29
    150 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    shaboobalah, stop whining because you wish you look like that. You would know what the hell hgh is. You have some catching up to do. Go hit the gym, fag.
  58. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    Anyone who thinks this kid is healthy is a total retard. Bodybuilders are at their absolute weakest when they look their "best". They dehydrate themselves to cause the skin to tighten, and the excessive muscle-building can put dangerous strain on the heart - even an otherwise healthy one. This kid is not only not healthy, he needs help.
  59. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    You guys really love judging folks on their appearances, huh? As long as it is you doing it, and not someone you disagree with, it`s ok, right?
  60. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    @shaboobala when the drat did i say roids? supplements arent roids. protien creatine and all the other vitamins are not ROIDS. you EAT to build muscle. and to the with the rip cage comment.. thats a pose. a very hard to do properly pose. in reality he doesnt actually look like that all the time
  61. Profile photo of lilhawk2892
    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    golkar. they dehydrate themselves for a week tops. and its not even dehydration. they just drink a little bit less. his heart is fine and healthy as at his age hes clearly mastered bulking and cutting. and with that kind of cutting. his cardio must be through the roof. though i dont know him. just looking he clearly looks healthy.. and my god "he needs help"....you must be an idiot
  62. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Sorry Imogen, but I don`t wish I looked like a 15 year old half way starved Sylvester Stalone who fell in a vat of wood stain. Come back when you fail less. Oh, and how am I gay for not achieving a hard on like you apparently did from looking at this picture?
  63. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:55 pm
    @ lilhawk:

    Obviously sarcasm is a concept lost upon you. I never said you said roids. I was implying that I think he abused something to look that way. You are the reason I want to take warning labels off of everything.

  64. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    lilhawk2892, nothing about the picture is healthy.

    He is clearly on something stronger than over-the-counter supplements...and at his age, even those would be extremely dangerous.

    He`s still young, and still has years of growing to do...his body just isn`t ready for that sort of punishment.

  65. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    That really is un-attractive, and anyone who thinks so obviously needs to go and get their head checked!
  66. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    These kind of `body-builders` are a pure example of the endless pursuit for `perfection`...

    They have this image in their minds of what the perfect body should look like. It`s a mental disorder...there`s nothing more to it.

    It`s along the same lines as a bulimia sufferer looking in the mirror and seeing fat which isn`t there, or the overwhelming male majority who wish they had a larger penis.

    People tend to want to make themselves `better`...it`s just a shame they can`t detach themselves from what they see as perfection, and instead aim towards a happy medium.

  67. Profile photo of justjason44
    justjason44 Male 30-39
    97 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Sooo.. from what I`m reading.. it`s now "sexy" and "hot" to paint yourself a metallic color...

    Seriously...

    And people wonder why I have little faith in humanity.

  68. Profile photo of DerekCase300
    DerekCase300 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    You don`t have to be on steroids to look like that. The guy could honestly just workout a lot and have the proper muscle build to begin with. I mean, the tan is a little much, as well as the `man-kini` but props to the dude for working that hard.
    And the problem with the happy medium is that it creates a generation of the mediocre. It`s the friends you have that are really good at something that you talk about, the places in which you excel that you`re proud in. Who`s proud of being lazy and useless?
  69. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    just for looks and nothing more.
  70. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    He better keep it up or he`s gonna have some really saggy man tits by the time he`s 30.
  71. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    G. . . G. . . Gandhi?

    Lol KIDDING!

    Seriously, wth is up with this kid? This is a little much. O.O

  72. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    I prefer my men to be pasty, and have terribly pathetic muscles.
  73. Profile photo of Standards
    Standards Male 18-29
    564 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    It`s Stevie from Malcom in the Middle!
  74. Profile photo of DinoAle
    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Lol at USF.
    No but seriously, I think he got tired of being a nerd or something.
  75. Profile photo of joshsignup
    joshsignup Male 13-17
    21 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    holy poo thats hillarious!!! he even got a guy to take the picture!!!
  76. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Looks like he spray painted that tan o.o
  77. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    If that is purely from working out, then he

    a) has given up on school to pursue his bodybuilding `career`
    b) okay, there is no second option...

    The thing is, he`s just a kid. He`s using supplements, and he`s wasting his time in the pursuit of something which will give him HUGE problems later in life.

    Not to mention the fact that he`s not far (if not already at) the stage where he has to work out daily to avoid atrophy. You don`t have to be an expert to know that atrophy of the heart (muscle loss or conversion to fat) is a SERIOUS risk if you suddenly change your mind about body building.

    Whether he likes it or not, he`s in this for life.

  78. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    The dude taking the picture is probably his dad who pushes him. It`s kind of like the beauty pageants for little girls, but this time it`s body-building for teens.

    Long live vicarious dad!

  79. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    It`s the glasses that get me most xD
  80. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    ewww it gross looking
  81. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Hmm...how did he manage to be facing someone who was spraying woodstain in such quantities?

    I think I have exactly that shade downstairs, ready to stain some window frames at the weekend.

  82. Profile photo of Miss_Nabokov
    Miss_Nabokov Female 13-17
    3 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    PROTEIN!
  83. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    ew, i think body builders look gross
  84. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    he`d be pretty cute without the wood stainer, and less bulky.
  85. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    holy furkuh durkuh
  86. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    I like the white line between the "tan" on his face and his hair line. It looks like he`s wearing some sort of mask.
  87. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    it looks like his left hand may be trying to stop his right hand from punching himself in the mouth.
  88. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    Yucky
  89. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    dear god! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
  90. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    Has anybody commented on the bizarre state of his bedroom? Seriously, where`s the maid?
  91. Profile photo of LadyChula629
    LadyChula629 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    SOOOOOO UNATTRACTIVE!!! :-p
  92. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    eew
  93. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    I see fancy has entered into my personal archives
  94. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    So, what`s with the creepy doll on the bed?
  95. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Master Luke, if you won`t be needing me I`ll close-down for awhile.
  96. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    omfg... i just hurled :x
  97. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    That kids expression is so much more funny now that I realize he`s looking at the guy in the mirror
  98. Profile photo of fallenhero98
    fallenhero98 Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 19, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    lol at the dress near the mirror
  99. Profile photo of ruy-guy
    ruy-guy Male 18-29
    230 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    why is his skin so dark but hes white?????
  100. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    ok, if this is gross, imagin a woman looking like that, and your brain should have committed suicide riiiiigght now
  101. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    AHHHHHHH!!!!!
  102. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    That`s disgusting
  103. Profile photo of Starfall
    Starfall Male 18-29
    71 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    I have been scarred for life.
  104. Profile photo of outfire
    outfire Male 13-17
    524 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    ew ew ew ew ew!
  105. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    you can tell that kid used to get beat up...alot
  106. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    I can`t tell what his ethnicity is.
  107. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Dude. You can`t even call it a fake tan at that point. It looks like he`s trying to pass himself off as East Indian. No caucasian person tans that dark.
  108. Profile photo of Charishx
    Charishx Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    YUMMY.
    -.-
  109. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    Who got the picture of Fancy posing in front of the mirror?
  110. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    dear god
  111. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    EW! ._.
  112. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    The fact that there are baby pictures in the background makes this all the more terrible to see.
  113. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Is that latex or are you just surprised to see me?
  114. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    time to wash my eyes.....argh!
  115. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    "ok, if this is gross, imagin a woman looking like that, and your brain should have committed suicide riiiiigght now"

    Did you check out Fancy`s Hard Drive today?

  116. Profile photo of robotobunneh
    robotobunneh Female 18-29
    265 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    Anyone else notice the guy in the mirror taking the photo? You`d think something this horrible to look at would have been done with the timer on the camera. :\ Would hate to be the guy in the hoodie.
  117. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    If it wasn`t for the fact that he is freakin` copper I`d say he should be proud of the way he looks. Then there`s the guy taking the picture who must be thinking: "this is gonna be funny as poo on the internet!"
  118. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    are you sure he`s a teen?
  119. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    He is still a loser!
  120. Profile photo of mmaboi23
    mmaboi23 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    Lol this is actually a teen poster on the bodybuilding.com forums...he actually thought it was funny people were saying anything about him
  121. Profile photo of mmaboi23
    mmaboi23 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread...
  122. Profile photo of Souljah23
    Souljah23 Male 18-29
    207 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    He has to lay off the fake tanning lotion or spray or whatever he used, because that just looks dumb, but I have to say, I wish I was that cut when I was in my teens.
  123. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 11:41 pm
    Gah! That`s another image I`ll never unsee.
  124. Profile photo of _optimusmars
    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:07 am
    thats me in the mirror
  125. Profile photo of Ughhzombie
    Ughhzombie Female 18-29
    231 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:50 am
    dude looks like a fool. nice pics in the backround homeboy. I hope you read all these comments about you. I don`t care how much you were picked on in life...seriously dude...pathetic.
  126. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:59 am
    Nice find mmaboi23.
    The Forum with this guy innit.

    I like how a lot of them seem to think it`s a normal looking picture.

    And they don`t actually see the dorky looking kid, with huge muscles and brown crap smeared all over him, except for the hair line... wouldn`t want to look stupid.

  127. Profile photo of pat125
    pat125 Male 18-29
    756 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:27 am
    ROFL, thanks for the link mmaboi23!

    My favorite comment on the thread over at bodybuilding.com...`

    "It`s funny that you can almost guarantee to be more jacked than everyone who`s commented dude..only `weird` thing there is someone took your pic and posted it as `funny`."


    ...ummm, so it`s not weird that you rub bronze sh*t all over your half naked body and have another guy take a picture of you in a man-kini? I`m not saying there`s anything wrong with being"jacked", but doing what this kid did is not normal.

    Wonder how long before they make another thread bashing IAB lol

  128. Profile photo of SoCal
    SoCal Male 18-29
    650 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:51 am
    lol, I think he is in my community college class
  129. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:53 am
    spew
  130. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:27 am
    body builders are the worlds illustration of failure. sure they are strong but i doubt less then a 3rd of them can even fight or have any talents other then a large amount of wasted time at the gym.
  131. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:38 am
    The fake tan looks less fake during comp. You have to slather it on before hand.

    He looks good compared to his cutting photos. He has really packed on the weight. For a 19 year old he shows great will power. I am impressed. I`m happy to hear he uses Animal Pak. I have been using it for months now with great results.

  132. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:56 am
    That isn`t fake tan, Devi3000. It`s far too extreme to be called "tan". He may as well dye his skin purple and lime green - that would be as much a "tan" as this is and might show off his musculature better if he did a good job of it. Generally purple and lime green to highlight muscles, maybe.

    I was initially joking, but I`ve realised that it isn`t as silly as it sounds. If you`re going to dye your skin an obviously fake colour for aesthetic reasons or to make muscles appear more prominent, why not really go for it? Body building is a form of art(*), so paint or dye is a good fit for it, and careful use of different colours would accentuate muscles far more than all-over monocolour woodstain.


    * Sculpture, obviously. Some sculptors use stone, some use metal, some use their own body.

  133. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:59 am
    Is it only me, or did anyone else think that all that make-up makes him look like a relative of C-3PO from Star Wars?
  134. Profile photo of ChrisRlive
    ChrisRlive Male 18-29
    260 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:05 am
    This is him back in 2006:

    Wow.

  135. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:07 am
    "If it wasn`t for the fact that he is freakin` copper I`d say he should be proud of the way he looks."

    I agree. He`s obviously put a lot of work into himself as an art piece, sculpting a particular appearance. Some people will like that appearance, some won`t, but it`s only actually relevant to (a) him and (b) anyone intimately involved with him.

    Personally, I think he has an excellent physique...but that dye job, dear me no.

  136. Profile photo of deadpulse
    deadpulse Female 18-29
    61 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:15 am
    wow he is the first person i have seen that is a shimmery copper steroid monkey... well done you i`m sure you will break a world record for being an odd colour any day now. you just have to beat the man who died his skin perminantly blue
  137. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:05 am
    has he wiped sh.it all over himself?
  138. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:59 am
    CANNOT UNSEE D:
  139. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9252 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:54 am
    "wow he is the first person i have seen that is a shimmery copper steroid monkey... well done you i`m sure you will break a world record for being an odd colour any day now. you just have to beat the man who died his skin perminantly blue"

    The guy didn`t dye is skin, it was though meds.

  140. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 10:56 am
    thats just wrong....
  141. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 11:05 am
    That`s one nerd that`s NOT going to get bullied!
  142. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Coming soon to a theatre near you:

    Ernie Schwarzenegger in Terminator: Salvation.

  143. Profile photo of Megido
    Megido Male 18-29
    439 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    What the f did he use for that fake tan? Shoe polish!? :P
  144. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    pass the eye bleach over hereee!
  145. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    And yet he still looks like a geek
  146. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    That looks like shoe polish...
  147. Profile photo of rodrigorenzo
    rodrigorenzo Male 18-29
    355 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    STOP NOW! when there´s time!
  148. Profile photo of Scruffeh
    Scruffeh Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    I believe thats brass polish on his skin...Is this actually real? At any rate, women don`t like guys who look like that...And if they do, I`ll be at the gym.
  149. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Damnit fancylad, I told you to ask for permission before posting my facebook photos!
  150. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    I`M BLIND! *rubs eyes*
  151. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    but...but.....that kids white and nerdy...but...hes not..
  152. Profile photo of MsParamore
    MsParamore Female 13-17
    105 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    ewwww wtf!!
  153. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    "I believe thats brass polish on his skin...Is this actually real?"

    Yes, it`s real. You can get skin dye in all sorts of colours.

    "At any rate, women don`t like guys who look like that...And if they do, I`ll be at the gym."

    Newsflash - "women" is not a single person. Different women, different likes. It`s probably true that most women would think it`s excessive, but that`s not the point anyway. If you put that much time and effort into shaping your body, you must be doing it for yourself.

  154. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    "body builders are the worlds illustration of failure."

    By spending time and effort and succeeding in their own goals, they are the world`s illustration of failure? How does that make any sense?

  155. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    i`m confused by what i just saw....
  156. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    wtf is that
  157. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 11:23 pm
    that is just.. no.... no no no no no...
  158. Profile photo of JamesMcM12
    JamesMcM12 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:02 am
    If he were at my school, no-one would give a poo that he`s a bodybuilder, they would just beat him into submission with verbal abuse.
    Seriously, theyd have this guy crying his eyes out in a matter of minutes


    Yeah, people at my school are pretty ruthless.

  159. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 2:13 am
    Why, oh god why the thong (quiver)
  160. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:52 am
    That is nasty...he`s darker than me :-O
  161. Profile photo of QH_girl
    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:45 am
    PHOTOSHOPPED!

    I`m sorry to say it. Actually I don`t really mean that, but if I don`t tell myself it`s fake, then I must carve out my eyes.

  162. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:14 am
    Apparently, this guys buddies on the bodybuilding forum that this was posted in are all bent out of shape that this photo has appeared here, and on College Humor.

    I guess the bodybuilders are going to come and beat us all up... if they can stop posing long enough.

    The guy in the photo said he doesn`t care.

    The discussion thread there quickly degenerated into what fake tan juice was the best.

    Bodybuilders are funny, and they don`t even know it.

  163. Profile photo of Wadz
    Wadz Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    lol what a goon, whats with the fake tan :P
  164. Profile photo of shnabsey
    shnabsey Male 13-17
    2 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 10:01 am
    It`s not actually fake tan its just some wierd bronzing cream they put on before they pose to make their muscles look bigger
  165. Profile photo of jmanbaseball
    jmanbaseball Male 18-29
    168 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    what a retard
  166. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    I agree with QH_girl.

    I`m calling Photoshop so that I can keep my sanity.

  167. Profile photo of truckintim87
    truckintim87 Male 50-59
    46 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 8:32 am
    WTF?
  168. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 9:27 am
    if it wasn`t for the glasses, it prolly wouldn`t look as weird as it does...

    on the same note-dude looks like he`s accomplishing goals.... i highly doubt many of the people making fun of him are doing the same....

    all the same, the tan creams are weird.

  169. Profile photo of taylalatbh
    taylalatbh Female 13-17
    56 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    thats foul
  170. Profile photo of imscenehun
    imscenehun Female 13-17
    6 posts
    August 10, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    .....wow......

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