Scariest Teen Bodybuilder Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

There"s something about the combo of his fake tan, man-kini, boyish face and rippling muscles that screams "eye bleach."
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Female 6
.....wow......
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Female 56
thats foul
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Male 384
if it wasn`t for the glasses, it prolly wouldn`t look as weird as it does...

on the same note-dude looks like he`s accomplishing goals.... i highly doubt many of the people making fun of him are doing the same....

all the same, the tan creams are weird.

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Male 46
WTF?
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Female 1,231
I agree with QH_girl.

I`m calling Photoshop so that I can keep my sanity.

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Male 168
what a retard
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Male 2
It`s not actually fake tan its just some wierd bronzing cream they put on before they pose to make their muscles look bigger
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Male 103
lol what a goon, whats with the fake tan :P
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Male 3,058
Apparently, this guys buddies on the bodybuilding forum that this was posted in are all bent out of shape that this photo has appeared here, and on College Humor.

I guess the bodybuilders are going to come and beat us all up... if they can stop posing long enough.

The guy in the photo said he doesn`t care.

The discussion thread there quickly degenerated into what fake tan juice was the best.

Bodybuilders are funny, and they don`t even know it.

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Female 99
PHOTOSHOPPED!

I`m sorry to say it. Actually I don`t really mean that, but if I don`t tell myself it`s fake, then I must carve out my eyes.

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Female 3,726
That is nasty...he`s darker than me :-O
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Male 1,718
Why, oh god why the thong (quiver)
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Male 102
If he were at my school, no-one would give a poo that he`s a bodybuilder, they would just beat him into submission with verbal abuse.
Seriously, theyd have this guy crying his eyes out in a matter of minutes


Yeah, people at my school are pretty ruthless.

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Female 1,063
that is just.. no.... no no no no no...
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Male 89
wtf is that
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Female 1,401
i`m confused by what i just saw....
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Male 12,365
"body builders are the worlds illustration of failure."

By spending time and effort and succeeding in their own goals, they are the world`s illustration of failure? How does that make any sense?

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Male 12,365
"I believe thats brass polish on his skin...Is this actually real?"

Yes, it`s real. You can get skin dye in all sorts of colours.

"At any rate, women don`t like guys who look like that...And if they do, I`ll be at the gym."

Newsflash - "women" is not a single person. Different women, different likes. It`s probably true that most women would think it`s excessive, but that`s not the point anyway. If you put that much time and effort into shaping your body, you must be doing it for yourself.

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Female 105
ewwww wtf!!
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Female 2,672
but...but.....that kids white and nerdy...but...hes not..
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Female 175
I`M BLIND! *rubs eyes*
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Male 4,680
Damnit fancylad, I told you to ask for permission before posting my facebook photos!
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Male 64
I believe thats brass polish on his skin...Is this actually real? At any rate, women don`t like guys who look like that...And if they do, I`ll be at the gym.
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Male 355
STOP NOW! when there´s time!
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Male 422
That looks like shoe polish...
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Male 525
And yet he still looks like a geek
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Female 188
pass the eye bleach over hereee!
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Male 439
What the f did he use for that fake tan? Shoe polish!? :P
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Male 164
Coming soon to a theatre near you:

Ernie Schwarzenegger in Terminator: Salvation.

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Male 2,586
That`s one nerd that`s NOT going to get bullied!
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Male 4,867
thats just wrong....
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Female 9,572
"wow he is the first person i have seen that is a shimmery copper steroid monkey... well done you i`m sure you will break a world record for being an odd colour any day now. you just have to beat the man who died his skin perminantly blue"

The guy didn`t dye is skin, it was though meds.

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Female 1,297
CANNOT UNSEE D:
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Male 1,596
has he wiped sh.it all over himself?
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Female 61
wow he is the first person i have seen that is a shimmery copper steroid monkey... well done you i`m sure you will break a world record for being an odd colour any day now. you just have to beat the man who died his skin perminantly blue
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Male 12,365
"If it wasn`t for the fact that he is freakin` copper I`d say he should be proud of the way he looks."

I agree. He`s obviously put a lot of work into himself as an art piece, sculpting a particular appearance. Some people will like that appearance, some won`t, but it`s only actually relevant to (a) him and (b) anyone intimately involved with him.

Personally, I think he has an excellent physique...but that dye job, dear me no.

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Male 260
This is him back in 2006:

Wow.

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Male 12,365
Is it only me, or did anyone else think that all that make-up makes him look like a relative of C-3PO from Star Wars?
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Male 12,365
That isn`t fake tan, Devi3000. It`s far too extreme to be called "tan". He may as well dye his skin purple and lime green - that would be as much a "tan" as this is and might show off his musculature better if he did a good job of it. Generally purple and lime green to highlight muscles, maybe.

I was initially joking, but I`ve realised that it isn`t as silly as it sounds. If you`re going to dye your skin an obviously fake colour for aesthetic reasons or to make muscles appear more prominent, why not really go for it? Body building is a form of art(*), so paint or dye is a good fit for it, and careful use of different colours would accentuate muscles far more than all-over monocolour woodstain.


* Sculpture, obviously. Some sculptors use stone, some use metal, some use their own body.

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Female 1,496
The fake tan looks less fake during comp. You have to slather it on before hand.

He looks good compared to his cutting photos. He has really packed on the weight. For a 19 year old he shows great will power. I am impressed. I`m happy to hear he uses Animal Pak. I have been using it for months now with great results.

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Male 1,629
body builders are the worlds illustration of failure. sure they are strong but i doubt less then a 3rd of them can even fight or have any talents other then a large amount of wasted time at the gym.
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Male 369
spew
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Male 650
lol, I think he is in my community college class
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Male 756
ROFL, thanks for the link mmaboi23!

My favorite comment on the thread over at bodybuilding.com...`

"It`s funny that you can almost guarantee to be more jacked than everyone who`s commented dude..only `weird` thing there is someone took your pic and posted it as `funny`."


...ummm, so it`s not weird that you rub bronze sh*t all over your half naked body and have another guy take a picture of you in a man-kini? I`m not saying there`s anything wrong with being"jacked", but doing what this kid did is not normal.

Wonder how long before they make another thread bashing IAB lol

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Male 4,004
Nice find mmaboi23.
The Forum with this guy innit.

I like how a lot of them seem to think it`s a normal looking picture.

And they don`t actually see the dorky looking kid, with huge muscles and brown crap smeared all over him, except for the hair line... wouldn`t want to look stupid.

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Female 231
dude looks like a fool. nice pics in the backround homeboy. I hope you read all these comments about you. I don`t care how much you were picked on in life...seriously dude...pathetic.
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Male 103
thats me in the mirror
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Male 3,425
Gah! That`s another image I`ll never unsee.
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Male 5,189
O_O I wouldn`t care if he was 100 times muscular. That tan makes it funny.
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Male 207
He has to lay off the fake tanning lotion or spray or whatever he used, because that just looks dumb, but I have to say, I wish I was that cut when I was in my teens.
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Male 5
Lol this is actually a teen poster on the bodybuilding.com forums...he actually thought it was funny people were saying anything about him
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Male 15,510
He is still a loser!
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Female 5,222
are you sure he`s a teen?
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Male 174
If it wasn`t for the fact that he is freakin` copper I`d say he should be proud of the way he looks. Then there`s the guy taking the picture who must be thinking: "this is gonna be funny as poo on the internet!"
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Female 265
Anyone else notice the guy in the mirror taking the photo? You`d think something this horrible to look at would have been done with the timer on the camera. :\ Would hate to be the guy in the hoodie.
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Male 3,755
"ok, if this is gross, imagin a woman looking like that, and your brain should have committed suicide riiiiigght now"

Did you check out Fancy`s Hard Drive today?

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Male 844
time to wash my eyes.....argh!
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Male 10,855
Is that latex or are you just surprised to see me?
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Male 4,014
The fact that there are baby pictures in the background makes this all the more terrible to see.
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Female 650
EW! ._.
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Female 239
dear god
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Male 11,739
Who got the picture of Fancy posing in front of the mirror?
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Female 23
YUMMY.
-.-
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Male 175
Dude. You can`t even call it a fake tan at that point. It looks like he`s trying to pass himself off as East Indian. No caucasian person tans that dark.
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Male 229
I can`t tell what his ethnicity is.
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Female 140
you can tell that kid used to get beat up...alot
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Male 524
ew ew ew ew ew!
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Male 71
I have been scarred for life.
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Male 756
That`s disgusting
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Female 1,148
AHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Male 2,748
ok, if this is gross, imagin a woman looking like that, and your brain should have committed suicide riiiiigght now
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Male 230
why is his skin so dark but hes white?????
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Male 1
lol at the dress near the mirror
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Male 340
That kids expression is so much more funny now that I realize he`s looking at the guy in the mirror
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Male 337
omfg... i just hurled :x
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Male 307
Master Luke, if you won`t be needing me I`ll close-down for awhile.
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Male 219
So, what`s with the creepy doll on the bed?
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Male 7,933
I see fancy has entered into my personal archives
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Male 281
eew
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Female 61
SOOOOOO UNATTRACTIVE!!! :-p
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Male 741
Has anybody commented on the bizarre state of his bedroom? Seriously, where`s the maid?
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Male 219
dear god! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Female 1,095
Yucky
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Male 2,720
it looks like his left hand may be trying to stop his right hand from punching himself in the mouth.
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Female 115
I like the white line between the "tan" on his face and his hair line. It looks like he`s wearing some sort of mask.
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Male 307
holy furkuh durkuh
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Female 901
he`d be pretty cute without the wood stainer, and less bulky.
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Female 4,197
ew, i think body builders look gross
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Female 3
PROTEIN!
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Male 12,365
Hmm...how did he manage to be facing someone who was spraying woodstain in such quantities?

I think I have exactly that shade downstairs, ready to stain some window frames at the weekend.

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Female 344
ewww it gross looking
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Male 1,383
It`s the glasses that get me most xD
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Male 3,755
The dude taking the picture is probably his dad who pushes him. It`s kind of like the beauty pageants for little girls, but this time it`s body-building for teens.

Long live vicarious dad!

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Female 986
Looks like he spray painted that tan o.o
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Male 1,270
If that is purely from working out, then he

a) has given up on school to pursue his bodybuilding `career`
b) okay, there is no second option...

The thing is, he`s just a kid. He`s using supplements, and he`s wasting his time in the pursuit of something which will give him HUGE problems later in life.

Not to mention the fact that he`s not far (if not already at) the stage where he has to work out daily to avoid atrophy. You don`t have to be an expert to know that atrophy of the heart (muscle loss or conversion to fat) is a SERIOUS risk if you suddenly change your mind about body building.

Whether he likes it or not, he`s in this for life.

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Male 21
holy poo thats hillarious!!! he even got a guy to take the picture!!!
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Female 107
Lol at USF.
No but seriously, I think he got tired of being a nerd or something.
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Male 564
It`s Stevie from Malcom in the Middle!
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Female 192
I prefer my men to be pasty, and have terribly pathetic muscles.
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Female 1,436
G. . . G. . . Gandhi?

Lol KIDDING!

Seriously, wth is up with this kid? This is a little much. O.O

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Male 3,755
He better keep it up or he`s gonna have some really saggy man tits by the time he`s 30.
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Male 596
just for looks and nothing more.
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Male 29
You don`t have to be on steroids to look like that. The guy could honestly just workout a lot and have the proper muscle build to begin with. I mean, the tan is a little much, as well as the `man-kini` but props to the dude for working that hard.
And the problem with the happy medium is that it creates a generation of the mediocre. It`s the friends you have that are really good at something that you talk about, the places in which you excel that you`re proud in. Who`s proud of being lazy and useless?
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Male 97
Sooo.. from what I`m reading.. it`s now "sexy" and "hot" to paint yourself a metallic color...

Seriously...

And people wonder why I have little faith in humanity.

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Male 1,270
These kind of `body-builders` are a pure example of the endless pursuit for `perfection`...

They have this image in their minds of what the perfect body should look like. It`s a mental disorder...there`s nothing more to it.

It`s along the same lines as a bulimia sufferer looking in the mirror and seeing fat which isn`t there, or the overwhelming male majority who wish they had a larger penis.

People tend to want to make themselves `better`...it`s just a shame they can`t detach themselves from what they see as perfection, and instead aim towards a happy medium.

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Female 264
That really is un-attractive, and anyone who thinks so obviously needs to go and get their head checked!
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Male 1,270
lilhawk2892, nothing about the picture is healthy.

He is clearly on something stronger than over-the-counter supplements...and at his age, even those would be extremely dangerous.

He`s still young, and still has years of growing to do...his body just isn`t ready for that sort of punishment.

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Male 326
@ lilhawk:

Obviously sarcasm is a concept lost upon you. I never said you said roids. I was implying that I think he abused something to look that way. You are the reason I want to take warning labels off of everything.

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Male 326
Sorry Imogen, but I don`t wish I looked like a 15 year old half way starved Sylvester Stalone who fell in a vat of wood stain. Come back when you fail less. Oh, and how am I gay for not achieving a hard on like you apparently did from looking at this picture?
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Male 221
golkar. they dehydrate themselves for a week tops. and its not even dehydration. they just drink a little bit less. his heart is fine and healthy as at his age hes clearly mastered bulking and cutting. and with that kind of cutting. his cardio must be through the roof. though i dont know him. just looking he clearly looks healthy.. and my god "he needs help"....you must be an idiot
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Male 221
@shaboobala when the drat did i say roids? supplements arent roids. protien creatine and all the other vitamins are not ROIDS. you EAT to build muscle. and to the with the rip cage comment.. thats a pose. a very hard to do properly pose. in reality he doesnt actually look like that all the time
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Male 357
You guys really love judging folks on their appearances, huh? As long as it is you doing it, and not someone you disagree with, it`s ok, right?
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Male 391
Anyone who thinks this kid is healthy is a total retard. Bodybuilders are at their absolute weakest when they look their "best". They dehydrate themselves to cause the skin to tighten, and the excessive muscle-building can put dangerous strain on the heart - even an otherwise healthy one. This kid is not only not healthy, he needs help.
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Male 150
shaboobalah, stop whining because you wish you look like that. You would know what the hell hgh is. You have some catching up to do. Go hit the gym, fag.
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Male 243
AHHH MY EYES!!!! *eyes sizzling*
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Female 538
He looks like he used to be a nerd...
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Male 8
AHAHAHAHAH Stop waxing your ass and clean your room!
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Female 1,199
Now there is such a thing as "too much." x.x
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Male 326
@ lilhawk2892:

Because HGH and `roids are just SO good for you... Idiot.

Ps: Hope this is a clever Photoshop

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Male 25
Holy sh.... I call Barby Ken under that man-kini
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Male 3,755
His testicles are probably tiny.
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Male 381
dude that kid`s gonna have a heart attack at 20. he`s gotta be starving himself, his stomach is like 3 inches behind his rib cage.
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Male 2,125
lol agreed, smo.
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Female 609
ew!
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Female 351
I just noticed the dude in the mirror taking the picture, i can`t see his face so im going to assume its PedoBear!


Also...the chair on the bed? this photo is full of wonderfulness

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Male 221
hes discusting? what the hell... a person spends hours working on his body and you critiscize him. while muscles dont equal healthiness. at the age hes at. he must have an amazing diet to look like that.. "thats discusting.. hes actually HEALTHY UCK".. makes me sick to my stomach to think about how many people look behind the monitor..
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Male 49
it looks like he just coloured himself with a brown marker
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Female 1,412
He probly has like a wedgie :/
Thing is he also looks like a massive nerd/geek whatever. I bet that he used to be really nerdy and now totally owns all the bullies.
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Female 351
I really needed that nido! :D
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Male 1,053
BRONZE
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Male 3,755
The worst part is that some drawing on the wall makes it look like he has a rat-tail.
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Male 801
Holy mother of....Look at all that bronzer he has on!
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Male 3,296
oh how do you post like just the pic?????
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Male 3,296
thank you nidonemo!!!
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Male 2,395
He`s in his teens? O_o
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Male 3,296
VV you seriously have low standarts

this guy won live past 50

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Female 33
Obvious shoop is obvious.
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Male 36
i wouldnt even want that much muscle i think its dirty|!!!!!!!!!111
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Female 126
I`d letz him carry me with those guns!
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Male 931
aw man. gross!!!
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Male 3,755
Somebody used to get picked on.
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Male 339
Would trade for the body but NOT that horrific tan urgh.
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Male 1,270
Shtiv, you`re kidding, right?

I`d rather be a scrawny little runt than look like that...and I know my girlfriend would agree.


Oh and I said runt...R-unt....

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Male 3,619
I would like to have his muscles, not thoughts. has to be broken :S
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Male 91
Good body, good for him. If I had the chance of trading his for mine I`d jump at it. I think a lot of people here would too.
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Female 97
thanks nido, that made me smile :]
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Male 13,630
Harry Potter got his beefy spell wrong
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Male 39
defo the kid who got picked on in school, and the guy taking the photo of him is the one waiting to take that step out of the closet
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Male 1,148
... Ewww!
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Male 9,305
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Male 14,331
He looks bronze WTF.
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Male 2,199
well said 5577, well said...
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Female 4,039
Looks like a little boy face stuck on a crazy muscle body all covered in mud. Weird. *Sigh* I am not being cured of my boredom today :(
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Female 9,572
I guess I know who isn`t going to get leg any time soon. He is so desusting.
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Male 518
**I move away from the mic to throw up
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Female 133
Share the eye bleach, please.
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Female 102
D: I think I just puked in my mouth. D:
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Male 1,647
>.o The brown paint is awful. His hair/skin is glowing at the edges of his face.
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Female 140
I think I`m blind now.
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Male 17,511
This looks like a bad bad photoshop fake, Eventhough it isn`t.
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Female 1,412
woah.
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Female 4,028
He looks like a nerd who used to get picked on a lot, so in order to stop that, he took steroids, dumped liquid sh-t on him and wore women thongs.
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Male 307
he`s taking his own pulse because he just sang "Chocolate Rain" in 17 seconds.
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Male 612
Wouldn`t it be cool if bodybuilders became too disgusting, the just exploded?
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Male 107
aw, he wants to be black.

n______n

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Male 63
Now see, this is what I`ve been talking about when I say "beef jerky skin".

At least beef jerky looks tasty

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Male 9,305
Now see, this is what I`ve been talking about when I say "beef jerky skin".
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Male 97
OK.. someone tell Vinny here that Coppertone is a sunblock... not a skin tone.
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Male 2,388
steroids!
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Male 20,903
Link: Scariest Teen Bodybuilder Ever! [Pic] [Rate Link] - There`s something about the combo of his fake tan, man-kini, boyish face and rippling muscles that screams `eye bleach.`
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