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Date: 05/12/09 06:10 AM

31 Responses to Pentagon Reports Army Mascot Killed in Iraq

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:39 am
    Link: Pentagon Reports Army Mascot Killed in Iraq - Appointed by Bush to distract from the horrors of war, the cute mascot died when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:52 am
    As soon as I see "The Onion" I turn it off. The real news is goofy enough on it`s own...
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:53 am
    I thought it was serous untill I saw the Onion sign at the beginning.
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    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:59 am
    the onion posts are getting really old. they really only have a handful of decent videos.
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Onion is getting silly now with their news "reports"
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 7:27 am
    and can we ban vfhrdc457 for spamming! this is his/her second post and both of them are spam
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Banhammer`d binary. Sorry about this.
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:27 am
    thanks davy
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:29 am
    Had I known it was Onion I wouldn`t have bothered clicking the link. I was hoping for something at least slightly amusing but considering the source....no chance.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:43 am
    It was so bad...but the whole trainwreck principal kept me watching. XD
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    rainmaker3 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Are they serious? I hope not!
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    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:55 am
    No rainmaker they are NOT serious
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    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 8:57 am
    ...
    `k
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Can we get a tag for Onion posts?
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Meh, normally Onion is pretty good, but this was boring.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 10:00 am
    if you`re not smart enough to realize its a joke...then, well, perhaps there`s no hope for you.
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    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    WTF? Are they ser- oh its an Onion post.
    (closes window)
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    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    I hate the Onion so much. Just stop with it.
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    hyybrucewayn Male 18-29
    203 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    God. Thank you for the Onion.

    I like how he has a supersoaker

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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm
    The Onion.

    *close*

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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Haha. That was cute, an amazing satire, and I though it was hilarious when he was break dancing during that battle. I love how whoever likes or doesn`t like the onion is broken up in to age groups.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
    506 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    I don`t get why people don`t like The Onion. It`s got some of the better satirical writing out there; what`s not to love?
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    The Onion.

    *close*

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    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    Poor little guy. He was hoping to do a Where in the Hell is Liberty video when his tour was up. Now we`re still stuck with that Matt bastard.
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    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    damn i was really excited. freakin` onion
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    I saw the Onion very small in the bottom left corner...lol. Pretty much what Thetas said.
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    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Oh the Irony, I`ll see you in Doggy hell
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    Of all the Onion videos I`ve seen on here, one was almost funny... almost. I saw this was the Onion and decided it wasn`t worth my time.
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    Jimmi Male 13-17
    118 posts
    May 12, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    crap, thought it was real when i read it
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    lordmaffe Male 18-29
    5 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:15 am
    about time he got killed...


    jar-head going to doggy hell? :o

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    venerake Male 18-29
    52 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    `private first class jeffrey bison` tht made me laugh but otherwise boring

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