Pentagon Reports Army Mascot Killed in Iraq

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Appointed by Bush to distract from the horrors of war, the cute mascot died when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
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Male 52
`private first class jeffrey bison` tht made me laugh but otherwise boring
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Male 5
about time he got killed...


jar-head going to doggy hell? :o

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Male 118
crap, thought it was real when i read it
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Male 2,148
Of all the Onion videos I`ve seen on here, one was almost funny... almost. I saw this was the Onion and decided it wasn`t worth my time.
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Male 596
Oh the Irony, I`ll see you in Doggy hell
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Male 2,344
I saw the Onion very small in the bottom left corner...lol. Pretty much what Thetas said.
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Male 212
damn i was really excited. freakin` onion
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Male 189
Poor little guy. He was hoping to do a Where in the Hell is Liberty video when his tour was up. Now we`re still stuck with that Matt bastard.
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Male 2,034
The Onion.

*close*

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Male 506
I don`t get why people don`t like The Onion. It`s got some of the better satirical writing out there; what`s not to love?
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Male 1,540
Haha. That was cute, an amazing satire, and I though it was hilarious when he was break dancing during that battle. I love how whoever likes or doesn`t like the onion is broken up in to age groups.
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Male 3,057
The Onion.

*close*

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Male 203
God. Thank you for the Onion.

I like how he has a supersoaker

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Male 868
I hate the Onion so much. Just stop with it.
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Male 462
WTF? Are they ser- oh its an Onion post.
(closes window)
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Male 1,686
if you`re not smart enough to realize its a joke...then, well, perhaps there`s no hope for you.
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Male 1,226
Meh, normally Onion is pretty good, but this was boring.
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Female 1,006
Can we get a tag for Onion posts?
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Female 1,269
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`k
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Male 518
No rainmaker they are NOT serious
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Male 34
Are they serious? I hope not!
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Male 9,306
It was so bad...but the whole trainwreck principal kept me watching. XD
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Male 11,740
Had I known it was Onion I wouldn`t have bothered clicking the link. I was hoping for something at least slightly amusing but considering the source....no chance.
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Male 845
thanks davy
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Male 12,138
Banhammer`d binary. Sorry about this.
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Male 845
and can we ban vfhrdc457 for spamming! this is his/her second post and both of them are spam
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Male 845
Onion is getting silly now with their news "reports"
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Female 681
the onion posts are getting really old. they really only have a handful of decent videos.
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Female 9,403
I thought it was serous untill I saw the Onion sign at the beginning.
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Male 4,746
As soon as I see "The Onion" I turn it off. The real news is goofy enough on it`s own...
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Male 19,888
Link: Pentagon Reports Army Mascot Killed in Iraq [Rate Link] - Appointed by Bush to distract from the horrors of war, the cute mascot died when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
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