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Date: 05/29/09 08:14 AM

130 Responses to Paris Hilton Fail [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 2:12 am
    Link: Paris Hilton Fail - Attempts to be sexy, continues to be revolting.
  2. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:18 am
    ew!
  3. Profile photo of DaDooode
    DaDooode Male 18-29
    141 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Horrible
  4. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Dude... not feeling the third lip.
  5. Profile photo of cherrisoda
    cherrisoda Female 13-17
    199 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Dayum. I`d tap that.
    Well, not really.
  6. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:22 am
    I`m a big paris hilton fan. I think shes hawt and the only reason everyone hates her is quite a bit of jealousy.
  7. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:22 am
    Can`t... feel... face... eww... D:
  8. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:25 am
    I`d just like to quote a pic I saw on someone`s profile:
    I`d hit it. WITH A CROWBAR.
  9. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:29 am
    "I`m a big paris hilton fan. I think shes hawt and the only reason everyone hates her is quite a bit of jealousy."

    Many other people want their sex vids online too? :p

  10. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Is that Ben Afleck?
  11. Profile photo of Joss19
    Joss19 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:36 am
    *Vomits*

    ugh.

  12. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:38 am
    I watched House of Wax in the theater, and I stood up and started clapping and cheering in the middle of the crowded theater when Paris got her head impaled.
  13. Profile photo of DaisyDope
    DaisyDope Female 13-17
    299 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:39 am
    she`s going to suck the blood/life/soul out of that poor man!
  14. Profile photo of littleyoyo
    littleyoyo Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:40 am
    looks like shes going to try and nom him...
  15. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:42 am
    "she`s going to suck the blood/life/soul out of that poor man!"

    Just his money

  16. Profile photo of Dean-j
    Dean-j Male 13-17
    40 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:42 am
    I`d agree to be that revolting, if I could have as much money as her :P
  17. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:54 am
    riotDX, you are my hero.

    As for this pic, it looks like she`s going to lick his face

  18. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:57 am
    Dean-j she is disowned so she will not get any of the family fortune...AND THAT I AM THANKFUL FOR!1!
  19. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:57 am
    It reminds me of something...though I can`t put my finger on it..

  20. Profile photo of nodar
    nodar Male 18-29
    231 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:06 am
    "I`m a big paris hilton fan. I think shes hawt and the only reason everyone hates her is quite a bit of jealousy."

    id rather hook up with you. and thats saying QUITE A BIT.

  21. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:09 am
    ahh, my eyes, my eyes,
    WHO?! sticks their tongue out BEFORE the kiss begins...
  22. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:16 am
    I don`t care what anyone says, I`d tap her in a second. Given the chance, I`d ride that skank like there was no tomorrow.
  23. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:23 am
    She is such a tramp. That`s why guys like her -_-
  24. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:23 am
    I have been emotionally and mentally scarred. Thanks, I-A-B.
  25. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:36 am
    That poor guy....
  26. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:37 am
    does the term "THe Kiss Of Death" pop into your head when you see this?
  27. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Well, although she does have the whole "skank" thing going on, she`s not bad looking and she`s awesomely rich = I`d marry her.
  28. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:40 am
    i`m not a dane cook fan, but he did say something once that i have to totally agree with...every guy should, at least once in their life, go out with a total sex crazed skank...just always remember to have a box condoms available at all times...
  29. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Well thats just plain sexy.
  30. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:50 am
    I think anyone would look unattractive if they got their picture taken in that pose lmao
  31. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:51 am
    Looks like she is eating him
  32. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:53 am
    People love her because everyone wants a rich chick that`ll go down.

    People hate her because she`ll go down, just not on them.

  33. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:54 am
    She looks like a zombie about to attempt to consume his brains.
  34. Profile photo of joatille
    joatille Female 18-29
    20 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Ugh. Think of all the places that mouth has been.
  35. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:56 am
    my friend has this as their desktop backround hehe
  36. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:01 am
    Thats huuuuuuuuge! Thank youaaa! huuuuuuuuge!
  37. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:10 am
    Is anyone actually surprised? No? I didn`t think so.
  38. Profile photo of jimbobsthebe
    jimbobsthebe Male 18-29
    639 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:12 am
    That throat blatantly is used to more than just tongues.
  39. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
    357 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:25 am
    clearly she has no idea how to kiss
  40. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:34 am
    Paris Hilton, eating the souls of pathetic men who still think she is hot..., all one of them.
  41. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:37 am
    This reminds me of that one family guy clip where that one guy is lying in bed with Sharon Stone...

    ...and then she eats his head.

  42. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:39 am
    Watch where you put put your tongue Paris.
  43. Profile photo of snottydyck
    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:46 am
    Skank you very much.
  44. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:54 am
    He is WAY too hot for that.
  45. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:54 am
    Ugh. I also hate it when girls are so thin that they have that cave thing under their jaw. Skulls should not be clearly visible under flesh.
  46. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:58 am
    "clearly she has no idea how to kiss"

    She`s not used to people willing to kiss her >:( All she hears is `face down, ass up please!`

    ..and I was being generous with the please.

    This guy is really hot actually but he`s a big man skank so I know he`s kind of dirty :(

  47. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:01 am
    That is so unattractive.
  48. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:11 am
    bleh!
    she needs to sort her life out lol
  49. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:16 am
    eewwwwwww, run ben!
  50. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:32 am
    shes gross.
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Habits are hard to break. The guy probably has a butt-chin and she thought for a second it was a nut sac.
  52. Profile photo of Taipan
    Taipan Male 18-29
    156 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:26 am
    shes gripping him like smegal from lotr
  53. Profile photo of HunterJumper
    HunterJumper Female 13-17
    112 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:33 am
    I fail to see how anyone finds her attractive. O.o
  54. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:46 am
    O.o EWWW!
    She`s looks like swamp thing!
  55. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    243 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:59 am
    Maybe the guy is a dog-person and she thought it would be yeah like totally hot to kiss him like a Bernese Mountain Dog.
  56. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:13 am
    Make it go awayyyy
  57. Profile photo of Sociophobic
    Sociophobic Male 18-29
    367 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:19 am
    *Gags*
  58. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:20 am
    From what I can tell, he just wanted to whisper something in her ear, but she took his lean-in as an invitation to vomit in his mouth.
  59. Profile photo of daftpanzy
    daftpanzy Male 30-39
    17 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:22 am
    And he didnt even puke in her mouth? Stomach of steel, that one..
  60. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:24 am
    ummm. You`re giving him a kiss Paris not a blow job.
  61. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:30 am
    Gah. Yuck. the gripping, the tongue, the posture... no. Just no.
  62. Profile photo of DHise
    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Bleh, it`s like a landfill of demolished hopes and dreams!
  63. Profile photo of s1cKs0uL
    s1cKs0uL Female 18-29
    394 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:51 am
    someone should sew that creatures lips shut... both sets
  64. Profile photo of XEmo_RazorXo
    XEmo_RazorXo Female 13-17
    24 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:52 am
    O.o i think i just threw up a little in my mouth....
  65. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    She only knows how to kiss like a sloth
  66. Profile photo of acthrellis
    acthrellis Female 18-29
    98 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    how does she continue to get dates?
  67. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    om, nom, nom, nom.
  68. Profile photo of kbx3
    kbx3 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    mayb she thought it was a penis.
  69. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    puahahhahahaha grossss
  70. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    She`s rich, acthrellis
  71. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    *baaaaaarf* thats what I wish the guy would do in this situation.
  72. Profile photo of asphyxiated
    asphyxiated Female 13-17
    220 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    ...really classy.
  73. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    That guy is crazy. She`s a walking STD, for chrissakes.
  74. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Ewww Paris...
  75. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Is that Ben Affleck? Well there you go, he has to take whatever he can get.
  76. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Yuck...I wonder how much she`s paying him.
  77. Profile photo of bAnnAna
    bAnnAna Female 18-29
    138 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    it`s not ben afflek it`s Doug Reinhardt from the hills
  78. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    holy crap she is going to eat him.
  79. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Give me a break guys. How is that revolting?
  80. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    LOL I think that was the night she got kicked off Elton John`s husband/boyfriends boat/ship for humping all over the place with her new bf
  81. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    194 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    And then the monster from Alien emerges from her mouth and devours him.
  82. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    ok little mouth, GOOOOOOO!!!!
  83. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    is that ben affleck? looks like it!
  84. Profile photo of Skibi
    Skibi Female 18-29
    103 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Holy poo... is that really how she kisses?

    "C`mere, baby-- AUUWMWHAUUWWWMWHA!!* Yeah, that`s hot."

    I mean, seriously. It looks like she wants him to check for strep throat.

    *Note: Onomatopoeia is REALLY hard for tongue-thrashing make out noises.

  85. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Meh, she`s like the queen of fail. :P
  86. Profile photo of Aus8ball
    Aus8ball Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    LOL damn i so would make out with her in that photo even if she has slept with more men then australia`s total population.
  87. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    I`d still hit it.
  88. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    ...paris forget to put her teeth in??
  89. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    I`d hit that, with a shovel
  90. Profile photo of psychosic6
    psychosic6 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    eewww thats thats just nassttyyyyyyyyyy
  91. Profile photo of brooklynxbby
    brooklynxbby Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    I guess that`s why they call her paris! She loves french kissin! Lol! =D
  92. Profile photo of brooklynxbby
    brooklynxbby Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    I guess that`s why they call her paris! She loves french kissin! Lol!
  93. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    ewwww!!!
  94. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    it sort of reminds me of a mother penguin about to feed her young... and that`s not "french kissing" thats "about to devour his face"
  95. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    and skyblue_15 LOL!
  96. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    That looks like Ben Affleck. Isn`t he a married man and a father?
    Also, why do we care about Paris Hilton again? I thought we all agreed that she is a NOBODY. Just posting pictures of her on IAB is adding to her unnecessary fame.
  97. Profile photo of MsParamore
    MsParamore Female 13-17
    105 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    eww wtf .

    it looks like she`s about to attack his face.

  98. Profile photo of roses4u21
    roses4u21 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    i feel really sorry for him right now.
  99. Profile photo of VampJunky
    VampJunky Female 13-17
    5 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    totally looks like she is trying to lick his face off.
  100. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    Can`t we get her into some hard drugs or something? The world just sucks too much with her in it.
  101. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    lol
  102. Profile photo of Amous
    Amous Female 18-29
    51 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Ewww f*ck...
  103. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:45 pm
    Yuck. >_<
  104. Profile photo of sock-stealer
    sock-stealer Female 18-29
    122 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    It`s like when you watch a documentary about bugs, and you get all itchy, like you can feel them on you. I swear I can feel Paris` skanky lizard tongue on me! AAAAHHHH!!!!
  105. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    Cannot unsee...
  106. Profile photo of Delizar
    Delizar Male 18-29
    35 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 10:00 pm
    Blegh D:
  107. Profile photo of enirroc
    enirroc Female 18-29
    94 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:29 pm
    I think she kind of resembles a poodle.
  108. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 29, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    She looks like an old lady
  109. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 12:19 am
    "Attempts to be sexy, continues to be revolting." Fact.
  110. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 12:51 am

    ..what`s with her awkward death grip? e.e
  111. Profile photo of partyyyy
    partyyyy Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:19 am
    she can do no wrong in my eyes !!!
  112. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:52 am
    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Which is prolly exactly what soul-kissing Paris Hilton is like.
  113. Profile photo of jimspade
    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 5:31 am
    i`d still do her...i know she is retarded and god i hate her...i`d still do her
  114. Profile photo of Leopardson
    Leopardson Male 18-29
    315 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 9:08 am
    "i`d still do her...i know she is retarded and god i hate her...i`d still do her"

    I am pretty sure you are half horny chihuahua.

  115. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    151 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    look at how she`s clawing him >_<
  116. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    Ewww... kiss of death. :(
  117. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 3:05 pm
    Lol anyer, i thought just the same thing!
  118. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    Is she about to barf in his face?
  119. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    jadedtortois
    Female, 18-29, Canada
    287 Posts Saturday, May 30, 2009 2:36:12 PM
    Ewww... kiss of death. :(

    true :(

  120. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    *vomits*
  121. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    that`s... a no no..
  122. Profile photo of 101gunNER
    101gunNER Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 31, 2009 at 12:26 am
    licky licky =-P
  123. Profile photo of scorpio28
    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 4:33 am
    LMAO great caption I-A-B. Perfect.
  124. Profile photo of Sammichiaki1
    Sammichiaki1 Female 18-29
    206 posts
    June 2, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    ahhh what is that disgusting thing trying to eat that man >.< get it away!!!
  125. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 4, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    a whole lotta "what the f*ck are you doing lady?" is what i would be saying....
  126. Profile photo of THE ED
    THE ED Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 2, 2009 at 5:38 am
    hahhahha
  127. Profile photo of toxiiq
    toxiiq Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    shes one ugly b**ch.
  128. Profile photo of StoryGirl
    StoryGirl Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Just true Paris! :P

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