Paris Hilton Fail [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

Attempts to be sexy, continues to be revolting.
There are 130 comments:
Female 1
Just true Paris! :P
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Female 130
shes one ugly b**ch.
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Male 24
hahhahha
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Male 3,915
a whole lotta "what the f*ck are you doing lady?" is what i would be saying....
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Female 206
ahhh what is that disgusting thing trying to eat that man >.< get it away!!!
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Female 343
LMAO great caption I-A-B. Perfect.
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Male 1
licky licky =-P
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Female 901
that`s... a no no..
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Male 282
*vomits*
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Male 4,393

jadedtortois
Female, 18-29, Canada
287 Posts Saturday, May 30, 2009 2:36:12 PM
Ewww... kiss of death. :(

true :(

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Female 665
Is she about to barf in his face?
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Male 381
Lol anyer, i thought just the same thing!
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Female 779
Ewww... kiss of death. :(
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Female 150
look at how she`s clawing him >_<
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Male 315
"i`d still do her...i know she is retarded and god i hate her...i`d still do her"

I am pretty sure you are half horny chihuahua.

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Male 212
i`d still do her...i know she is retarded and god i hate her...i`d still do her
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Female 160
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Which is prolly exactly what soul-kissing Paris Hilton is like.
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Male 148
she can do no wrong in my eyes !!!
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Male 1,647

..what`s with her awkward death grip? e.e
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Male 782
"Attempts to be sexy, continues to be revolting." Fact.
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Male 1,557
She looks like an old lady
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Female 94
I think she kind of resembles a poodle.
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Male 35
Blegh D:
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Female 1,063
Cannot unsee...
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Female 122
It`s like when you watch a documentary about bugs, and you get all itchy, like you can feel them on you. I swear I can feel Paris` skanky lizard tongue on me! AAAAHHHH!!!!
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Female 1,199
Yuck. >_<
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Female 51
Ewww f*ck...
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Male 275
lol
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Male 3,255
Can`t we get her into some hard drugs or something? The world just sucks too much with her in it.
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Female 5
totally looks like she is trying to lick his face off.
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Female 89
i feel really sorry for him right now.
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Female 105
eww wtf .

it looks like she`s about to attack his face.

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Female 1,186
That looks like Ben Affleck. Isn`t he a married man and a father?
Also, why do we care about Paris Hilton again? I thought we all agreed that she is a NOBODY. Just posting pictures of her on IAB is adding to her unnecessary fame.
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Female 304
and skyblue_15 LOL!
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Female 304
it sort of reminds me of a mother penguin about to feed her young... and that`s not "french kissing" thats "about to devour his face"
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Female 176
ewwww!!!
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Female 11
I guess that`s why they call her paris! She loves french kissin! Lol!
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Female 11
I guess that`s why they call her paris! She loves french kissin! Lol! =D
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Female 6
eewww thats thats just nassttyyyyyyyyyy
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Male 1,148
I`d hit that, with a shovel
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Male 1,704
...paris forget to put her teeth in??
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Male 15,832
I`d still hit it.
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Male 28
LOL damn i so would make out with her in that photo even if she has slept with more men then australia`s total population.
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Male 2,395
Meh, she`s like the queen of fail. :P
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Female 103
Holy poo... is that really how she kisses?

"C`mere, baby-- AUUWMWHAUUWWWMWHA!!* Yeah, that`s hot."

I mean, seriously. It looks like she wants him to check for strep throat.

*Note: Onomatopoeia is REALLY hard for tongue-thrashing make out noises.

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Male 25,417
is that ben affleck? looks like it!
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Male 2,748
ok little mouth, GOOOOOOO!!!!
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Female 193
And then the monster from Alien emerges from her mouth and devours him.
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Female 4,197
LOL I think that was the night she got kicked off Elton John`s husband/boyfriends boat/ship for humping all over the place with her new bf
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Male 176
Give me a break guys. How is that revolting?
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Male 4,793
holy crap she is going to eat him.
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Female 138
it`s not ben afflek it`s Doug Reinhardt from the hills
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Male 9,305
Yuck...I wonder how much she`s paying him.
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Male 11,739
Is that Ben Affleck? Well there you go, he has to take whatever he can get.
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Male 2,125
Ewww Paris...
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Female 1,231
That guy is crazy. She`s a walking STD, for chrissakes.
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Female 220
...really classy.
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Male 2,076
*baaaaaarf* thats what I wish the guy would do in this situation.
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Male 1,666
She`s rich, acthrellis
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Male 307
puahahhahahaha grossss
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Female 35
mayb she thought it was a penis.
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Male 164
om, nom, nom, nom.
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Female 98
how does she continue to get dates?
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Male 15,510
She only knows how to kiss like a sloth
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Female 24
O.o i think i just threw up a little in my mouth....
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Female 394
someone should sew that creatures lips shut... both sets
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Male 868
Bleh, it`s like a landfill of demolished hopes and dreams!
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Male 2,552
Gah. Yuck. the gripping, the tongue, the posture... no. Just no.
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Male 2,049
ummm. You`re giving him a kiss Paris not a blow job.
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Male 17
And he didnt even puke in her mouth? Stomach of steel, that one..
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Male 1,002
From what I can tell, he just wanted to whisper something in her ear, but she took his lean-in as an invitation to vomit in his mouth.
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Male 367
*Gags*
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Female 101
Make it go awayyyy
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Male 242
Maybe the guy is a dog-person and she thought it would be yeah like totally hot to kiss him like a Bernese Mountain Dog.
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Female 650
O.o EWWW!
She`s looks like swamp thing!
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Female 112
I fail to see how anyone finds her attractive. O.o
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Male 156
shes gripping him like smegal from lotr
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Male 3,755
Habits are hard to break. The guy probably has a butt-chin and she thought for a second it was a nut sac.
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Female 1,412
shes gross.
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Male 566
eewwwwwww, run ben!
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Male 4,867
bleh!
she needs to sort her life out lol
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Male 1,788
That is so unattractive.
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Female 3,696
"clearly she has no idea how to kiss"

She`s not used to people willing to kiss her >:( All she hears is `face down, ass up please!`

..and I was being generous with the please.

This guy is really hot actually but he`s a big man skank so I know he`s kind of dirty :(

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Female 1,963
Ugh. I also hate it when girls are so thin that they have that cave thing under their jaw. Skulls should not be clearly visible under flesh.
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Female 723
He is WAY too hot for that.
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Male 695
Skank you very much.
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Male 2,172
Watch where you put put your tongue Paris.
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Female 1,652
This reminds me of that one family guy clip where that one guy is lying in bed with Sharon Stone...

...and then she eats his head.

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Male 820
Paris Hilton, eating the souls of pathetic men who still think she is hot..., all one of them.
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Female 357
clearly she has no idea how to kiss
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Male 639
That throat blatantly is used to more than just tongues.
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Female 3,696
Is anyone actually surprised? No? I didn`t think so.
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Male 310
Thats huuuuuuuuge! Thank youaaa! huuuuuuuuge!
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Female 382
my friend has this as their desktop backround hehe
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Female 20
Ugh. Think of all the places that mouth has been.
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Female 115
She looks like a zombie about to attempt to consume his brains.
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Male 1,505
People love her because everyone wants a rich chick that`ll go down.

People hate her because she`ll go down, just not on them.

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Male 844
Looks like she is eating him
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Female 1,604
I think anyone would look unattractive if they got their picture taken in that pose lmao
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Male 330
Well thats just plain sexy.
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Male 914
i`m not a dane cook fan, but he did say something once that i have to totally agree with...every guy should, at least once in their life, go out with a total sex crazed skank...just always remember to have a box condoms available at all times...
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Male 467
Well, although she does have the whole "skank" thing going on, she`s not bad looking and she`s awesomely rich = I`d marry her.
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Female 1,944
does the term "THe Kiss Of Death" pop into your head when you see this?
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Female 1,944
That poor guy....
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Male 326
I have been emotionally and mentally scarred. Thanks, I-A-B.
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Male 1,148
She is such a tramp. That`s why guys like her -_-
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Male 4,593
I don`t care what anyone says, I`d tap her in a second. Given the chance, I`d ride that skank like there was no tomorrow.
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Female 2,509
ahh, my eyes, my eyes,
WHO?! sticks their tongue out BEFORE the kiss begins...
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Male 231
"I`m a big paris hilton fan. I think shes hawt and the only reason everyone hates her is quite a bit of jealousy."

id rather hook up with you. and thats saying QUITE A BIT.

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Male 3,431
It reminds me of something...though I can`t put my finger on it..

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Male 612
Dean-j she is disowned so she will not get any of the family fortune...AND THAT I AM THANKFUL FOR!1!
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Male 588
riotDX, you are my hero.

As for this pic, it looks like she`s going to lick his face

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Male 40
I`d agree to be that revolting, if I could have as much money as her :P
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Male 599
"she`s going to suck the blood/life/soul out of that poor man!"

Just his money

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Male 57
looks like shes going to try and nom him...
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Female 299
she`s going to suck the blood/life/soul out of that poor man!
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Male 599
I watched House of Wax in the theater, and I stood up and started clapping and cheering in the middle of the crowded theater when Paris got her head impaled.
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Female 74
*Vomits*

ugh.

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Male 649
Is that Ben Afleck?
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Male 5,189
"I`m a big paris hilton fan. I think shes hawt and the only reason everyone hates her is quite a bit of jealousy."

Hahahahahahahaha.

LOL

Hahahahaha.

.....No.

HA!

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Male 5,189
How did she even become famous? I mean really...
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Male 489
"I`m a big paris hilton fan. I think shes hawt and the only reason everyone hates her is quite a bit of jealousy."

Many other people want their sex vids online too? :p

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Female 1,211
I`d just like to quote a pic I saw on someone`s profile:
I`d hit it. WITH A CROWBAR.
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Female 9,557
Can`t... feel... face... eww... D:
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Female 83
I`m a big paris hilton fan. I think shes hawt and the only reason everyone hates her is quite a bit of jealousy.
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Female 199
Dayum. I`d tap that.
Well, not really.
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Male 1,051
Dude... not feeling the third lip.
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Male 141
Horrible
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Male 369
ew!
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Male 20,825
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