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Date: 05/15/09 06:07 PM

94 Responses to No Matter How Hard Female Engineers Try… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    Link: No Matter How Hard Female Engineers Try... - They`re still chicks.
  2. Profile photo of The_Waz
    The_Waz Male 18-29
    169 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    BOOBIESSSSSSS =D
  3. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    VV My sentiments exactly, lol.
  4. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    thats messed up
  5. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    unless a chick goes out of their way to look like a dude, guys will still stare and flirt. i would figure it should be taken as a compliment as long as it doesnt go south. which is always possible, sadly
  6. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    love the new pic, fancy. very applicable. how new is it? i dont know. first time ive really looked at it. so if it`s actually like, a month old, just pretend i said something like "hott DAMN you`re amazing!"
  7. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    girl...engineer?
  8. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    You can tell it`s a girl because she managed to keep her labcoat nice and bright-white.
  9. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    he`s totally into the convo is all...
  10. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    Erecting a dispenser.
  11. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Nah, he`s just... observing.. xD
  12. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    I`m a girl and I`m going to be an engineer! Industrial though, so I don`t think I`ll have to do anything like that :P
  13. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    Wouldn`t it be wiser for her to wear a tshirt in that sort of environment? I mean if there`s safety goggles and hard hats, I`m going to think it`s safe to assume there`s some stuff flying about in certain areas. So cover up.
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:21 pm
    What problem...? Oh yea, about that...
  15. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    A friend of mine is an architect and she has to attend construction sites. Men are pigs sometimes, so girls have to cover up to have some respect. So sad, so true...
  16. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    oh man, absolutely true, I hate to say us male engineers are pigs, but ...yeah.
  17. Profile photo of larzyparzy
    larzyparzy Male 13-17
    38 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    aah, breasts. there`s your problem, right there.
  18. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Maybe she could engineer some more concealing clothing.

    Or at least button the coat.

  19. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    "Erecting a dispenser"

    Lockon, although I don`t really get it, congrats on the first erecting joke.

  20. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    Sexist and low
  21. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    You mean, "sexy and low-cut"
  22. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    She doesn`t seem to mind...
  23. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    Why yes, I`d gladly extrude my cylinder for that set of rigid body models! Later I might union us, if all goes well!

    I`m pitiful.

  24. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    Job Wanted, will work under a man, fill any position, knows ins and outs of the job market, experience with rear end, front and body work.
  25. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    263 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    yummm
  26. Profile photo of its_steve
    its_steve Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    What if there are sparks flying around?
    Her breasts could go aflame!
  27. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    Uhh, yeah...I think I could erect a little something to hold those up.
  28. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    hahah he`s all bent over talking to her like I am when I talk to children. She looks like a kid playing dress-up...though I in no way doubt her skills!
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:11 pm
    They`re obviously discussing the load-bearing structural elements of a Victoria`s Secret push-up bra.
  30. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    Uh yeah that pisses me off.
  31. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    Man- Nice bean bags hun
    chick- "You see this wrench in my left hand, well im gana shove it so far up your A$$ the next time you call my fun bags bean bags"
  32. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    An engineer with boobs? I see those all the time - at school.
  33. Profile photo of Epicasaurus
    Epicasaurus Male 13-17
    42 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:59 pm
    You are an engineer and you have breasts; I am sexually aroused by them.

    Man I suck at making jokes!

  34. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    bewbs
  35. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    Thats what happens when you wear shirts like that.
  36. Profile photo of corkex
    corkex Male 18-29
    28 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    where is the female fail?
  37. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    haha i think she is lucky she has those, if that was the man counterpart, they would just stare at his gut
  38. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 10:41 pm
    Yeah that`s kind of a low shirt to wear, especially for a short girl. Trust me, I would know.
  39. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    how do you submit just a pic????
  40. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:05 pm
    Female fail? For all we know she might be getting this guy to do exactly what she wants.
  41. Profile photo of Bastruk84
    Bastruk84 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    is that what caused chernobyl disaster?!
  42. Profile photo of Spyderweb
    Spyderweb Female 13-17
    34 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:32 pm
    This is a female win. She has him in the palm of her hand now.

    "Slave, where are my grapes?!"

  43. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 12:15 am
    His excuse must be - "it was really noisy in there so i had to put my ear closer to her mouth"
  44. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 12:37 am
    Engineer porn..`I`ve just come to check your reactor...`
  45. Profile photo of nocoassman
    nocoassman Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 12:54 am
    Bah! Waste of a click. FAIL >:(
  46. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:29 am
    By The Look Of That Screw Driver She`s Holding,
    He`s Gonna Get Ittt!
  47. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:39 am
    aw. i feel bad for her.
  48. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:53 am
    Muahahaha!

    Meh - this is the majority of men - some aren`t so obvious about it though. I catch my bf doing this quite often. *Sigh* Men. . .

  49. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:55 am
    "aw. i feel bad for her."

    Yeah me too...
    I mean, I`m sure that someone forced her to wear that low cut shirt completely against her will.

    There is a lesson to be learned here. If you are going to dress like a floozy, don`t be surprised when someone actually treats you like one. This is obviously not appropriate attire at her work place.

  50. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 6:03 am
    Hehe yeah, out of about 60 people on my Electrical Engineering degree at uni, about 4 or 5 were girls.
  51. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 6:36 am
    look you just can`t go showing off the goods like that and not expect men to look. the thing is you females dress like that and only want 1 guy or 1 certain type of guy to look at you. when you detonate your boob bomb yeah you hit your target but also had collateral damage.. so just deal with being looked at if you`re going to dress like that.
  52. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 6:56 am
    It always amazes me when women choose to dress in an outfit that shows their breasts and then act all pissed off and disgusted when people look. Like it or not, breasts are still sexual objects in our society. If you don`t want people to look at them, cover them.
  53. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 7:47 am
    I`m going to start walking around town with my nuts hanging out of my zipper and calling women pigs for looking at them.
  54. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 8:22 am
    Shes not dressing like a floozy though? So you`re saying if girls don`t want to be looked at we should just all wear hijabs? Think it through.
  55. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 8:29 am
    I agree with Harijuku. I don`t want women covering up too much. If we want them to keep dressing sexy, we will just have to do our part to pretend not to look.

    I may be wrong, but I think women want us to look, but just not be so obvious about it. Take a couple quick glances rather than one long stare. Unless you`re in a tree and they can`t see you. Then do whatever you want.

  56. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 9:02 am
    I agree with Harijuku. I don`t want women covering up too much. If we want them to keep dressing sexy, we will just have to do our part to pretend not to look.
    I may be wrong, but I think women want us to look, but just not be so obvious about it. Take a couple quick glances rather than one long stare. Unless you`re in a tree and they can`t see you. Then do whatever you want.


    Just beware the big horny birds - Little Nicky advice

  57. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 9:17 am
    Hey, hey, hey! I have had guys stare even when I`m in a t-shirt - with them completely covered! So, don`t go blaming us females for dressing like whores and calling this the justification for why you guys glare!

    You men! B-|

  58. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 9:44 am
    lol MikeW, thts a pretty good idea...


    and was i the only one who thought of rusty, the janitor from futurama when i saw this guy?

  59. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:03 am
    If I walked around with my balls hanging out of my zipper and then yelled at everyone who saw them people would call me crazy.

    If you go into PUBLIC, then you and anything visible on you is fair game. Get over it and quit playing stupid. BTW, everyone knows that women only have a problem with guys they don`t find attractive staring at them. Pfft, and they call us shallow...

  60. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    63 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Actually, Zerocyde, I am uncomfortable with anyone staring at my chest area, regardless of how attractice they may be.
  61. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:21 am
    This just looks like class A porn acting...
  62. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:25 am
    Normally I`m not shallow, but I am going to have a shallow moment here...

    Not hot.

    The boobs are nothing special.

    Her muffin top sticks out as far as her boobs.


  63. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:34 am
    Yyyyeeeeaaaah, ladies? Stay away from Zerocyde. He probably has faced more than one sexual harssment lawsuit.
  64. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:43 am
    if you don`t want guys staring at your boobs...don`t wear low cut shirts...it`s common sense....dumbasses...
  65. Profile photo of Harijuku
    Harijuku Female 18-29
    390 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:49 am
    Actually, Zerocyde, I am uncomfortable with anyone staring at my chest area, regardless of how attractice they may be.

    Thats because you`re 13-17, classing them as paedophiles.

    and hey kid (below), dont call girls dumbasses. Dont hate us because we`re beautiful x

  66. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:57 am
    @Postovoy

    Actually, I wouldn`t be caught dead staring at a woman`s chest, it`s rude and would make me look like a tool.

    I`m just here today calling women on their bullpoo. Well, some women anyways. :P

  67. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Misogynists: Not quite racist, but still just as offensive. Double standard:

    Man walks in wearing tight pants, woman catches glimpse of crotch man feels..Well, probably pretty sexy at this point.

    Scenario:
    Woman walks around in tank top. It`s comfortable. Doesn`t design fashion, didn`t choose to have a vagina. Man looks at her boobs.

    She`s not surprised.

  68. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
    He`s staring at her face.
  69. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 11:48 am
    boooooobs
  70. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    610 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    she is asking for it wearing that shirt :X
  71. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    "He`s staring at her face."

    I agree, that`s what it looks like to me too.

  72. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    yea i agree that he is looking he in the face. and i agree with those that say when a girl dresses in a low cut shirt that ur fair game to anyone who wants to look, so if u dont want them to look, then cover up...
  73. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    her own fault for flashing her bewbs
  74. Profile photo of LadyChula629
    LadyChula629 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Women wear whatever they want because they feel comfortable in it. I wear tank tops all the time and in hot summer days like here in florida its too hot for me to wear a bra sometimes, it doesn`t mean Im a slut and I want every guys attention and I`ll have sex with every guy that stares at my boobs, It means Im too god damn hot and I want to wear something comfortable to cool off! I do feel uncomfortable when I am stared regardless if they are attractive or not.
  75. Profile photo of Vucker
    Vucker Female 18-29
    72 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    It adds to the hilarity of the image that the photographer caught him seemingly leaning into the ogling process, but just as a point of conjecture, he looks like he was actually getting some work done around there instead of standing around in a pristine lab coat and low cut shirt (as many have mentioned). On another point though, this man may have been in the middle of some actual labor from which he might surely tire and actually have a reason to be stooping, while it looks like maybe the engineer just approached to say "you are less than human" before going back up to the office to chillax with some blueprints. Which party is really being exploited here?
  76. Profile photo of Masticore
    Masticore Male 18-29
    109 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Woman in picture is probably not an engineer. The majority of engineers are male, and the majority of engineering jobs are desk jobs. Besides which, most people in an industrial setting such as what is depicted aren`t engineers.
  77. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Has no-one stated the obvious yet? This picture was clearly set up. Maybe skillfully edited, but I`m going with it being set up.

    People talking about balls are thinking about the wrong part - the closest parallel in most of "the west" would be a man`s bottom, not his balls. And if a man with a nice arse walked around with half of it uncovered, many people would look.

  78. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    "I wear tank tops all the time and in hot summer days like here in florida its too hot for me to wear a bra sometimes"

    Awwwwwwwwww yeeeyeaaah.

  79. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    FAKE! That`s a steel mill and we all know steel mill workers are GAY LIKE A GAY STEEL MILL WORKER!

    :P

  80. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 4:07 am
    lol disco stu
  81. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 8:38 am
    pffft all the women engineers I know have bigger tatas. Obviously fake
  82. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Ok I`ve read through a lot of the comments and I`m kinda pissed off. Almost all the guys are saying that if women don`t want men to stare at their chests then we shouldn`t wear the tank-tops or low cut shirts. That`s crazy. Most of my friends would wear tank-tops because they`re COMFORTABLE!! And yea, I realize that some women go out of their way to dress in the shortest skirts and the tiniest tops just for attention. But most of us don`t, we just do it to be comfortable. And we can`t help it that we have boobs, either. It doesn`t really matter what we wear, really, because pretty much anything we wear guys will STILL notice our boobs. :-/

    And by the way guys, the owner of this account is at her friend`s house, mine, and is in the kitchen and I decided to jump on her account to see what`s up. So please don`t start hating her on IAB. Lol. Just letting you guys know that!

    Yo- Tyler

  83. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 9:08 am
    And yes I`m a girl with the name Tyler, get over it! Lol
  84. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 11:22 am
    >LadyChula

    On behalf of the guys here who are straight, I apologize for staring. We just have difficulty not looking at what we think look beautiful. Not meant as a clumbsy flirt or anything, just sayin`.

  85. Profile photo of FistsOfFury
    FistsOfFury Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    I remember watching seinfeld and listening to jerry say that looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, its beautiful but if you look too long, you`ll go blind, thats why it is important to take quick glances without getting caught.....
  86. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    im a girl,

    and i belive that bppbs only serve two purposes...

    feeding babies,

    and making people happy.

    so i think people SHOULD stare.

    they sure make ME happy!

  87. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    It seems like he`s looking at her face, but okay.

    And, I`m not gonna lie, that is kind of a plunging neckline right there.

  88. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    lol han5nah...you`re 14...I`ll pass...
  89. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    I honestly get the feeling this might just be the set up for one of those porn movies with a horrible (but in a funny way) plot-line tied in...
  90. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    No matter how good male engineers could be they`re still pigs.
  91. Profile photo of Qualara
    Qualara Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 12:16 am
    A man can see a million breasts in his life, why even after seeing so many they still look at them like that?

    Look down your own shirts boys, YOU HAVE THEM TOO! Ours are just bigger, who cares?

  92. Profile photo of ANCB
    ANCB Male 18-29
    176 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 7:48 pm
    Upon closely examining the evidence, and I do mean closely, I think she is probably attempting to draw attention to her cleavage. If she doesn`t want to be looked at she should avoid having to interact with other creatures with eyes. I recommend bats.
  93. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 10:51 pm
    It`s a loud factory, if you look at his eyes closely, it looks like he`s just bending down to hear her. He also seems to be looking off to her left.
    Having said that, is she an engineer? That`s not much skin to be showing walking around outside, but WAY too much to be exposed in a factory. But, I`m not an engineer.. am I wrong? Seems everyone in factories are supposed to be pretty covered up for safety reasons.

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