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Date: 05/20/09 02:30 PM

73 Responses to Nightclubs Are Getting Stricter [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 19, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    Link: Nightclubs Are Getting Stricter - Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we`re all in trouble.
  2. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    i don`t understand
  3. Profile photo of sofaking42
    sofaking42 Male 18-29
    252 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    checking boob size obv
  4. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Fancy...you`re losiing it sweetie...

    Fail

  5. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    sorry..."losing"
  6. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    LOL at lostinkorea :P
  7. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Bouncer: "You must leave now."
    Lady: "What?.."
    Bouncer: "I said, hit the bricks zit tits!"
  8. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    I`d just use my hands and give a rough estimate of the size, no need to use such a measuring tool.
  9. Profile photo of ManUtd10
    ManUtd10 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    i think this will benefit all of us :)
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    vv lostinkorea (and other fellow IABers)

    Helpful tip: if you make a typo in your post, you can if you prefer copy-paste your previous comment, fix the typo and repost it. Then simply delete the old post - every post you make has a button beneath your avatar pic.

    Useful as a kind of edit feature.

  11. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    Why use a measure for that? I`d have to take a more hands-on approach.
  12. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Wtf?
  13. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    Ruler? More like yardstick! Amirite?!
  14. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    THANK YOU DAVYMID...

    B-|
    ;-)

  15. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    ha thats great i`ll feel like slaping someone if they did that to me
  16. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:00 pm
    Dude looks like Tom Hanks.
  17. Profile photo of EhSteve89
    EhSteve89 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    For some reason this reminds me of the Spanish Inquisition... :-?
  18. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    I was thinking the Tom Hanks thing too when I first saw him but Nebbie beat me to it.
  19. Profile photo of Raefairy
    Raefairy Female 18-29
    172 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    I`m suprised Fancy hasn`t called ownership of this pic yet
  20. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    "Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we`re all in trouble."

    Nah. Just you.

  21. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    I like this pic.
  22. Profile photo of WeeToddDid
    WeeToddDid Male 18-29
    180 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Noone can hide from THE CLAW.

    3*

  23. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    MMmmm yesss you do seem to have a high body fat ratio. Maybe i can have a look at that...
  24. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    ew..it looks like some nasty fetish club
    ;D
  25. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    the claw lolz.
  26. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    ""Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we`re all in trouble."

    Nah. Just you."

    Yes, just him.

  27. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    ""Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we`re all in trouble."
    Nah. Just you."

    Yes, just him.
    ==========================
    I couldn`t find who said that. Probably deleted it. Anyways seconded....thirded? F it. Agreed! Just him.

  28. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    >>Why use a measure for that? I`d have to take a more hands-on approach.

    -agrees-

  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    "`Why use a measure for that? I`d have to take a more hands-on approach.`
    -agrees-"

    lmao, the reason I think guy are funny pervertited. :)

  30. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    The second girl looks eager for her turn.
  31. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    That`s probably Russia.
  32. Profile photo of BrettTurner
    BrettTurner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    She also looks kinda chubby.. and chubby girls are usually pretty stacked.
  33. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    What is with the look on that guy`s face? He looks like he`s disgusted with something.
  34. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    what?
    why?
    where?
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    Forget her, I want to see the woman who maxes out those calipers!!
  36. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    ok...
  37. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    The calipers approve.
  38. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Lionhart: Are you sure? At some point it becomes... just... wrong. I mean, big is good but, not to be cliche, there is too much of a good thing sometimes.
  39. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    > ElDavo

    I said see her, not date her lol!! My first girlfriend ever was a DD at 16, and I know exactly what you are saying.. or as she and I used to put it, "Anything more than a mouthful is just wasted food".

  40. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Wth?!

    I adore the girl behind her`s expression!

  41. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    i`d say she passed...
  42. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    This guy seems to love his job. You can tell by the expression on his face.
  43. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    "C`mon are you really a bouncer, or are you just happy to see me?"
  44. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    What`s actually happening here is that this guy is designing a giant robot lobster, and he wants to make sure it`s able to claw some boob.
  45. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    @ShadowRyder I said it. I was joking. Can`t take a joke? ...
  46. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    It looks like he is way before the bouncer. He is probably a homeless guy that is pretending to be the bouncer so he can measure some boobies!

    I like that the girl behind the first one is checking out what is happening.

  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Well damn, guess I wouldn`t get in. D:

    And hang on, who goes clubbing in a poofy jacket and winter hat?

  48. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    notice that she is wearing a poofy sweater or 3, so her boobs will obviously be bigger
  49. Profile photo of fr0d0lives
    fr0d0lives Female 18-29
    611 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    omg i wouldn`t get in. =X
  50. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    that tool is more commonly used for measuring the width of rims on cars when balancing the tires, i guess this is a suitable application as well?
  51. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    I would never get in :(
  52. Profile photo of TunaKitteh
    TunaKitteh Female 13-17
    47 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    WTF
    lol
  53. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:10 pm
    lol, she looks pissed
  54. Profile photo of thevssranger
    thevssranger Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm
    that`s funny. dude looks like a governor that was part of a sex scandal that is being followed by news reporters.
  55. Profile photo of jimspade
    jimspade Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    i would never get in either shellie...my breasts never even started growing :(
  56. Profile photo of Nullsign
    Nullsign Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 12:57 am
    The girl behind her seems pleased.
  57. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:03 am
    id prolly get in :)
  58. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:11 am
    I kind of wish I wouldn`t be able to get in. Big boobs are a pain in the ass.
  59. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:14 am
    @GothicQueen I bet a big stomach is a pain in the ass too.
  60. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:29 am
    Hmm..i`m still not sure if i should be mature and ignore it or post a picture to disprove your immature little theory. Decisions, decisions...

    Oh and for on topic..


  61. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:43 am
    fodarexii: That wasn`t needed. Don`t say such things please.
  62. Profile photo of BrandySnap
    BrandySnap Female 18-29
    165 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 1:56 am
    Lol yeah guys would not put up with that.

    And GothicQueen. Hooray for Myspace Angles. Cause yeah that photo is realistic

  63. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 5:34 am
    Anyone else notice that phallic bulge on her right leg, a few inches down from her crotch?
  64. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:45 am
    JarvisKnot, Theres another smaller bulge on her left leg too... If that doesn`t get her into the club, I don`t know what will!
  65. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Need one for guys too I guess.... same caliper setting LOL
  66. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:14 am
    @fodarexii

    I`m sure the stick up your a55 can be a pain too.

  67. Profile photo of ItsJess
    ItsJess Female 13-17
    83 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Ok, everyone whos saying she has a bulge in her pants is stupid.. she has something in her pocket.
  68. Profile photo of Ailyn_Vel
    Ailyn_Vel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 11:40 am
    She looks proud :P

    I wouldn`t be able to get in though.

  69. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    And then they turn it and measure her waist and she fails.
  70. Profile photo of Guitar101
    Guitar101 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    The girl behind her is thinking:

    "Hmm, her`s are NO MATCH FER MINE!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!"

  71. Profile photo of dlemaire
    dlemaire Male 18-29
    27 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    The chick behind her is wondering where she has to apply for his job.
  72. Profile photo of Ms_Thang
    Ms_Thang Female 18-29
    244 posts
    July 1, 2009 at 10:57 pm
    My dad has one of those measuring things, I`ve done that to myself and a couple friends before :D

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