Nightclubs Are Getting Stricter [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we"re all in trouble.
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Female 244
My dad has one of those measuring things, I`ve done that to myself and a couple friends before :D
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Male 27
The chick behind her is wondering where she has to apply for his job.
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Male 33
The girl behind her is thinking:

"Hmm, her`s are NO MATCH FER MINE!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!"

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Female 312
And then they turn it and measure her waist and she fails.
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Female 116
She looks proud :P

I wouldn`t be able to get in though.

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Female 83
Ok, everyone whos saying she has a bulge in her pants is stupid.. she has something in her pocket.
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Male 14,334
@fodarexii

I`m sure the stick up your a55 can be a pain too.

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Male 162
Need one for guys too I guess.... same caliper setting LOL
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Female 285
JarvisKnot, Theres another smaller bulge on her left leg too... If that doesn`t get her into the club, I don`t know what will!
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Male 269
Anyone else notice that phallic bulge on her right leg, a few inches down from her crotch?
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Female 165
Lol yeah guys would not put up with that.

And GothicQueen. Hooray for Myspace Angles. Cause yeah that photo is realistic

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Male 9,306
fodarexii: That wasn`t needed. Don`t say such things please.
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Female 4,376
Hmm..i`m still not sure if i should be mature and ignore it or post a picture to disprove your immature little theory. Decisions, decisions...

Oh and for on topic..


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Male 623
@GothicQueen I bet a big stomach is a pain in the ass too.
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Female 4,376
I kind of wish I wouldn`t be able to get in. Big boobs are a pain in the ass.
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Female 1,413
id prolly get in :)
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Male 24
The girl behind her seems pleased.
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Male 212
i would never get in either shellie...my breasts never even started growing :(
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Male 89
that`s funny. dude looks like a governor that was part of a sex scandal that is being followed by news reporters.
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Male 845
lol, she looks pissed
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Female 47
WTF
lol
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Female 4,197
I would never get in :(
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Male 423
that tool is more commonly used for measuring the width of rims on cars when balancing the tires, i guess this is a suitable application as well?
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Female 609
omg i wouldn`t get in. =X
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Male 2,748
notice that she is wearing a poofy sweater or 3, so her boobs will obviously be bigger
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Female 15,763
Well damn, guess I wouldn`t get in. D:

And hang on, who goes clubbing in a poofy jacket and winter hat?

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Male 418
It looks like he is way before the bouncer. He is probably a homeless guy that is pretending to be the bouncer so he can measure some boobies!

I like that the girl behind the first one is checking out what is happening.

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Male 2,050
@ShadowRyder I said it. I was joking. Can`t take a joke? ...
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Male 4,290
What`s actually happening here is that this guy is designing a giant robot lobster, and he wants to make sure it`s able to claw some boob.
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Male 10,855
"C`mon are you really a bouncer, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Male 462
This guy seems to love his job. You can tell by the expression on his face.
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Male 914
i`d say she passed...
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Female 1,436
Wth?!

I adore the girl behind her`s expression!

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Male 8,302
> ElDavo

I said see her, not date her lol!! My first girlfriend ever was a DD at 16, and I know exactly what you are saying.. or as she and I used to put it, "Anything more than a mouthful is just wasted food".

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Male 5,190
That guy is staring at the camera. :P
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Male 2,148
Lionhart: Are you sure? At some point it becomes... just... wrong. I mean, big is good but, not to be cliche, there is too much of a good thing sometimes.
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Male 588
The calipers approve.
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Male 4,393
ok...
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Male 8,302
Forget her, I want to see the woman who maxes out those calipers!!
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Male 4,867
what?
why?
where?
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Male 60
What is with the look on that guy`s face? He looks like he`s disgusted with something.
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Male 32
She also looks kinda chubby.. and chubby girls are usually pretty stacked.
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Female 140
That`s probably Russia.
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Male 3,756
The second girl looks eager for her turn.
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Female 9,477
"`Why use a measure for that? I`d have to take a more hands-on approach.`
-agrees-"

lmao, the reason I think guy are funny pervertited. :)

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Male 2,395
>>Why use a measure for that? I`d have to take a more hands-on approach.

-agrees-

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Male 2,125
""Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we`re all in trouble."
Nah. Just you."

Yes, just him.
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I couldn`t find who said that. Probably deleted it. Anyways seconded....thirded? F it. Agreed! Just him.

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Male 1,623
""Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we`re all in trouble."

Nah. Just you."

Yes, just him.

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Male 1,837
the claw lolz.
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Female 2,672
ew..it looks like some nasty fetish club
;D
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Male 1,718
MMmmm yesss you do seem to have a high body fat ratio. Maybe i can have a look at that...
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Male 180
Noone can hide from THE CLAW.

3*

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Male 10,440
I like this pic.
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Male 2,050
"Once they start checking guys like this at the door with rulers, we`re all in trouble."

Nah. Just you.

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Female 172
I`m suprised Fancy hasn`t called ownership of this pic yet
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Male 428
I was thinking the Tom Hanks thing too when I first saw him but Nebbie beat me to it.
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Male 23
For some reason this reminds me of the Spanish Inquisition... :-?
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Male 864
Dude looks like Tom Hanks.
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Female 344
ha thats great i`ll feel like slaping someone if they did that to me
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Female 3,727
THANK YOU DAVYMID...

B-|
;-)

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Male 4,290
Ruler? More like yardstick! Amirite?!
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Female 104
Wtf?
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Male 782
Why use a measure for that? I`d have to take a more hands-on approach.
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Male 12,138
vv lostinkorea (and other fellow IABers)

Helpful tip: if you make a typo in your post, you can if you prefer copy-paste your previous comment, fix the typo and repost it. Then simply delete the old post - every post you make has a [Delete Post] button beneath your avatar pic.

Useful as a kind of edit feature.

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Female 142
I`d just use my hands and give a rough estimate of the size, no need to use such a measuring tool.
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Male 36
i think this will benefit all of us :)
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Male 240
Bouncer: "You must leave now."
Lady: "What?.."
Bouncer: "I said, hit the bricks zit tits!"
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Male 931
LOL at lostinkorea :P
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Female 3,727
sorry..."losing"
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Female 3,727
Fancy...you`re losiing it sweetie...

Fail

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Male 252
checking boob size obv
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Male 298
i don`t understand
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Male 20,186
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