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Date: 05/21/09 06:06 AM

32 Responses to NHL Tries To Woo Fans With New Modifications

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    slappy Male 18-29
    129 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 6:14 am
    Link: NHL Tries To Woo Fans With New Modifications - Hockey officials hope to attract fans and create an exciting game with bizarre and weird features instead of ice.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:06 am
    The Onion...

    *close*

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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Onion, i agree...

    *close*

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    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:26 am
    HA, THAT FUNNY!!!
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    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Wow! That was an Onion? I could barely tell except for all the onion logos. Thanks for pointing that out guys.

    *close*

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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:01 am
    I remember when The Onion was just 1 page with articles. God, I`m old!
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:06 am
    no your just sad :)

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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:58 am
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    Why can I never play the onion videos?

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    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:02 am
    Are the kind of people who read the Onion also the kind of people who know, let alone care, that Hockey is evidently trying to emulate Football?

    It just seems like selling condoms at a Star Trek convention, in my opinion.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:29 am
    "Why can I never play the onion videos?"

    You`ve been blessed, consider yourself lucky. More poo from Onion = fail.

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    BrandNewHero Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:31 am
    wow. That sucked.
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    817 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Yep, I figured it was the onion by the description. Thank you commenters for saving me the pain of finding out for myself!
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 11:34 am
    lol.. " Biggest rule change since NHL tried to use horses"

    Pretty funny but irrelevant and unnecessary at least in Canada... The Vancouver Canucks have sold out GM Place (which seats about 18,630) 256 consecutive playoff and regular-season games in a row. I don`t think our fondness for hockey is wavering ;)

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    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 11:35 am
    for the 1,000,000,000,008th time STOP POSTING ONIONS UNDER THE PRETEXT THAT ITS REAL!! IF YOU POST THE ONION WARN OF THE ONION IN THE DAMN TAG LINE!! DAMNIT!!!
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    Nburkie420 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    onion is s.hit
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    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    `I am soaked with sweat` in the flattest voice possible
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Yay Onion!

    I`ve noticed the Onion hate going down. :) I`m glad.

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    Tasoli Male 18-29
    56 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    "I don`t think our fondness for hockey is wavering ;)"

    That`s because aside from I-A-B and Syrup Making, canadians have nothing to do but watch hockey.

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    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    NO... I still hate Onion, eh?
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    livereg Male 18-29
    78 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 8:16 pm
    hahaha...this was kinda funny.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 10:01 pm
    "Hockey is just basketball with a thousand turnovers."

    I wish I could remember who said that. I don`t think anyone in the Yahoo or Google results was the original source. Anybody?

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    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    Wow carful there Tasoli, we canadians also are lumberjacks and need to work on our igloos in the one full week of summer. So be carful of those sterotypes eh(?)
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    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 10:45 pm
    xmen is awesome
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    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    hahaha little canadian kid canuck rips tasoli a new one!

    but still lil canuck, i hate your team with a passion. im a wild fan, so i have to. :/

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    dairy Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 8:42 am
    that wasnt as slick as some of their stuff but still pretty ok.
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    phillychick Female 30-39
    11 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Stupid
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    "but still lil canuck, i hate your team with a passion. im a wild fan, so i have to. :/"

    *Gasp!* Wild Fan!...hissssssss....

    ;) haha and excuse me I make a DAMN fine maple syrup!

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    FearTheMoo Male 18-29
    38 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    I`d join in on the Wild hate, but right now i`m still enraged at the Blackhawks.

    I still can`t get that song that they play after every Chicago goal out of my head >=(

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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    lol "tom brady`s pretty little face"

    that made me laugh so much... i hate tom brady and every nfl protected face

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    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    phillychick.... I mean really. You must be stupid. Oh you are, look at your dp. You ruined a beautiful car with gordy rims and some dangling CRAP.

    Besides that I loved the clip

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 23, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    @rgsupergrove

    They might have come with those wheels. I`ve seen a bunch of those types of cars with those types of wheels on them lately, I was thinking that they might be stock.

    But who cares, new cars are for women and kids anyways. hehe.

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    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    May 24, 2009 at 12:36 am
    I thoroughly dispise The Onion.

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