NHL Tries To Woo Fans With New Modifications

Submitted by: slappy 8 years ago in Funny

Hockey officials hope to attract fans and create an exciting game with bizarre and weird features instead of ice.
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Female 528
I thoroughly dispise The Onion.
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Male 3,255
@rgsupergrove

They might have come with those wheels. I`ve seen a bunch of those types of cars with those types of wheels on them lately, I was thinking that they might be stock.

But who cares, new cars are for women and kids anyways. hehe.

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Male 895
phillychick.... I mean really. You must be stupid. Oh you are, look at your dp. You ruined a beautiful car with gordy rims and some dangling CRAP.

Besides that I loved the clip

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Male 3,296
lol "tom brady`s pretty little face"

that made me laugh so much... i hate tom brady and every nfl protected face

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Male 38
I`d join in on the Wild hate, but right now i`m still enraged at the Blackhawks.

I still can`t get that song that they play after every Chicago goal out of my head >=(

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Female 3,696
"but still lil canuck, i hate your team with a passion. im a wild fan, so i have to. :/"

*Gasp!* Wild Fan!...hissssssss....

;) haha and excuse me I make a DAMN fine maple syrup!

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Female 11
Stupid
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Male 381
that wasnt as slick as some of their stuff but still pretty ok.
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Male 617
hahaha little canadian kid canuck rips tasoli a new one!

but still lil canuck, i hate your team with a passion. im a wild fan, so i have to. :/

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Male 103
xmen is awesome
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Male 296
Wow carful there Tasoli, we canadians also are lumberjacks and need to work on our igloos in the one full week of summer. So be carful of those sterotypes eh(?)
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Male 15,832
"Hockey is just basketball with a thousand turnovers."

I wish I could remember who said that. I don`t think anyone in the Yahoo or Google results was the original source. Anybody?

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Male 78
hahaha...this was kinda funny.
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Male 612
NO... I still hate Onion, eh?
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Male 56
"I don`t think our fondness for hockey is wavering ;)"

That`s because aside from I-A-B and Syrup Making, canadians have nothing to do but watch hockey.

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Female 15,763
Yay Onion!

I`ve noticed the Onion hate going down. :) I`m glad.

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Male 1,718
`I am soaked with sweat` in the flattest voice possible
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Male 721
onion is s.hit
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Male 2,591
for the 1,000,000,000,008th time STOP POSTING ONIONS UNDER THE PRETEXT THAT ITS REAL!! IF YOU POST THE ONION WARN OF THE ONION IN THE DAMN TAG LINE!! DAMNIT!!!
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Female 3,696
lol.. " Biggest rule change since NHL tried to use horses"

Pretty funny but irrelevant and unnecessary at least in Canada... The Vancouver Canucks have sold out GM Place (which seats about 18,630) 256 consecutive playoff and regular-season games in a row. I don`t think our fondness for hockey is wavering ;)

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Male 817
Yep, I figured it was the onion by the description. Thank you commenters for saving me the pain of finding out for myself!
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Male 45
wow. That sucked.
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Male 11,739
"Why can I never play the onion videos?"

You`ve been blessed, consider yourself lucky. More poo from Onion = fail.

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Male 195
Are the kind of people who read the Onion also the kind of people who know, let alone care, that Hockey is evidently trying to emulate Football?

It just seems like selling condoms at a Star Trek convention, in my opinion.

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Male 1,226
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why can I never play the onion videos?

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Male 2,510
no your just sad :)

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Male 10,338
I remember when The Onion was just 1 page with articles. God, I`m old!
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Male 310
Wow! That was an Onion? I could barely tell except for all the onion logos. Thanks for pointing that out guys.

*close*

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Male 165
HA, THAT FUNNY!!!
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Male 788
Onion, i agree...

*close*

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Male 3,058
The Onion...

*close*

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Male 129
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