Nerdiest Tattoo Of The Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Joke"s on the nerd, the tattooist clearly inked the mathematical equation for "I smell of cheese, please kick my ass."
There are 91 comments:
Female 135
I don`t know what this means, but in a few years when I equations like this, I`m going to get a tatto of one.
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Male 233
OMG what a nub XD.
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Male 154
Am I the only one who knows what this is? Its the longhand-summation proof that the Riemann Zeta Function`s fractal structure approximates any other analytic complex fuction (that satisfies the Cauchy-Riemann conditions) given it doesn`t have any zeros on the critical line (1/2 + it).
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Male 203
its the equation to predict when he will lose his virginity

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Male 124
so Tangello, i will have to take your word that its all done right. i gess the beauty if it is that a very small percent of the country is ever going to be able to tell. and i am not one of them.
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Female 901
at least the tattoo artist didn`t get it wrong! i get long equations wrong in PENCIL ><"
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Male 670
I bet 42 is tattooed on his buttcheeks.
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Male 601
I recognize the last part of the equation eo=({ra)} from my physics text book. The rest is gibberish to me. Maybe it is like that rumored equation that predicts the future...
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Male 381
tan line ftw
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Male 3,296
yeah is probably something ridiculous as 1 per say
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Male 1,485
sad sad man...
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Male 71
its the question THE question. the questions awnser is the meaning of life, the universe,and every thing. the awnser is..............................................................................42!!
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Female 267
42
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Female 22
Ha ha awesome
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Male 57
judging by the complexity of the formula...the answer is 0...or 1...or doesn`t exist...stupid answers never exist...
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Male 11
bur what does it really mean...?
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Male 15,510
That is the equation to prove God doesnt exist
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Male 11,740
Wow, that is just pathetic.
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Female 9,478
And the answer to this is... pi!!!
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Female 536
I`m going Appy Fizzo.
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Male 137
Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam there`s so much SPAM
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Male 42
I`m fairly sure something is can be like that, given enough motivation.
Also, spammers ahoy!
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Male 516
"how can you multiply against an uncertainty such as the wave-function?"

Wave functions aren`t uncertainties, just mathematical tools used to study physical systems.

Actually, in order to find the probability that a system is in a certain state, you (basically) multiply the wave function by itself.

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Male 516
It`s a good thing I didn`t do this tattoo... I tend to mix up my signs :)
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Male 516
@idolmonkey

You`ll re-learn the basics if you continue studying physics in college, so what`s wrong with trying to inspire a few students with a glimpse at what physics can be used to do?

My problem in high school was the exact opposite. My teachers were so short sighted that they didn`t care (or know) how what I was learning would apply to my future studies.

I think it`s better for a teacher to set their expectations high, and have the students fall a little short than to set the bar too low.

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Male 4,867
imagine the face of the dude who did this when he asked for it
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Male 108
Looks nice.
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Female 1,329
The answer is still 42. 8-)
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Female 330
Ugh i hate this post. that`s on my physics teacher`s favorite t-shirt! he wears it whenever teachers can have a casual dress day... or else he wears Maxwell`s equation.

it`s the only thing in physics he pretty much cares about, so he dedicated the entire fourth quarter to all this stuff because "college undergrads don`t even touch this stuff:"
special theory of relativity, dark matter, other quantum stuff, superstring theory, lorentz, god particles, schrondinger, lhc blah blah blah... i don`t really care. so if i actually paid attention, i`d tell you what that equation represents.

we`re in high school. teach us the basics first. the last basic we technically ever learned was acceleration. that`s chapter 3 in a book of 40 chapters. >:[ it`s his dream to work at CERN/fermilab... not teaching us.

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Female 106
Hmm...all I can tell from this is there are a lot of ranges. Must be to do with functions.
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Male 284
Wasn`t the story of this tattoo about this was the question for his final exam at uni and he wanted to remember it? I seem to remember seeing this a while back...
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Male 1,452
plus thats college level or advanced math (which i am not pleased to), and lol tkd
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Male 1,452
no i didnt graduate high school i am currently in it.
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Male 3,631
Snargh - how can you multiply against an uncertainty such as the wave-function?
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Male 160
TKD_Master:
the gay E thingy is used for addition.
You should feel really really dumb for asking that. Now everyone knows you didn`t graduate high school (at least where i`m from you can`t without knowing basic math)
People like you are holding the human race back!
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Female 126
ha,ha,ha
69!
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Female 1,436
lmfao @ Lion

I did think this quite interesting and creative. However, a tattoo of it?! This is the guy that masterbates to math equations instead women.

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Male 4,793
"sorry for sounding like a redneck but, wut duz those "E" looking things do?"

that is a Sigma. and they are freaking gay. they literally spawn homosexual people they are so gay.

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Male 219
vorpalsword:
∑ = sum. I`m sure someone who went further than me (Calc 11 years ago) will say it means something else as well. Hope this helps =).
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Male 1,452
sorry for sounding like a redneck but, wut duz those "E" looking things do?
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Male 845
This guy must have taken mathematical statistics and gotten carried away one night. Still both geeky and cool
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Male 2,553
That looks kinda cool. I don`t understand nuffin of it, but whatever. It`s the type of thing you`d show to a fourth-grader to scare the hell out of him and make him choose the building apprenticeship before college.
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Male 80
I think its pretty sweet but then again I am a nerd
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Male 4,547
"well golly gee, someone sure knows how to use google to sound smart."

And some obviously don`t need anything at all to sound stupid.


Also, Opie, for once I disagree with you. I think it`s very pretty, and more meaningful than some of the cheesy self written poems some people get done.

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Male 8,302
Geez, some people will go to any lengths to help their mate who sits behind them in class cheat on exams.
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Female 650
this kind of math stuff gives me migraines. i`m glad i`m taking stats next year and not pre-calc. cos honestly... fck that.
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Female 895
uh oh I smell internet fights.
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Male 639
ESQUEIRO
Male, 18-29, Europe
126 Posts Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:10:04 PM
well golly gee, someone sure knows how to use google to sound smart.
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If you`re referring to me then let me just say that yes, the internet can be used to portray a false level of intelligence.

In my case however, I do know what I`m talking about. I attend college to learn and I have a few friends studying some of these Theories and they looked familiar, so I thought I`d share. Just because I surf IAB, doesn`t mean I`m uneducated.

Really, you can make all the assumptions you want. It doesn`t prove anything.

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Male 3,756
You just gotta read it like a poem. Break it up into sections, grab a dictionary (or Google) and read it over and over again until it makes sense.

But, that may take 3 years and I`ll just wait for Discovery to dumb down the hell out of it for me.

I`ll definitely give it a try though.

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Male 134
well golly gee, someone sure knows how to use google to sound smart.
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Male 639
I have been corrected. aBiss is right.

It is Quantum Chemical equation related to wavelengths.

@SuperSmash:
If you`re really interested here are some different opinions on The Theory of Everything.

Theories of Everything

and an Article that explains the 5 dimensional theory.
Good Luck Understanding This

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Male 3,756
So Aus, does this mean that it takes 5 dimensions to make sense of our existence?
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Male 506
The first line is the Born Oppenheimer Approximation.

The second line is some sort of Schroedinger Equation, and I think the last line solves for it.

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Male 3,756
Too bad this will be the first and last time anyone will see it since this guy is probably too nervous to take his shirt off around other guys and will never be shirtless around a female.
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Female 15
You`re right. It does make you sound nerdy :)
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Male 904
the answer is 7 btw.
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Male 639
This will make me sound really nerdy, oh well.

It looks like the equation has to do with Quantum Particle Physics, specifically Brane Cosmology and the 5 Dimensional Warped Geometry Theory.

In layman`s terms; It`s an equation that helps explain our Universe and how it could have been created.

This is related to the kind of stuff I study for electrical engineering of nanoscienses.

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Female 1,063
Wow I actually know the answer to this equation..... OK no I don`t.
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Male 593
"But there`s no aesthetic value..."

What do you mean! Oh well, I guess you can`t appreciate the true beauty of this calculation...

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Male 9,306
Mit, no stretching the page.

If you stretch the page, I`m deleting the offending post. Sorry.

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Male 39
I`ll bet this is someone`s Ph.D. thesis wrapped up in a nutshell.
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Male 483
the fancy E is the symbol for summation.... i highly doubt it can prove it is 1
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Female 1,269
does stretching the darn page count as spam?!
it should...
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Female 15,763
But there`s no aesthetic value...
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Male 1,853
I think it`s just proving that the fancy E is one....I`m sure it`s more complicated than that, though.

Because it says:

Circle with line through it X RA= Letter E X Circle with line through it X RA

Now that I think about it, you could cancel things out and get 0=Letter E GASP!

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Male 208
What in the hell is that...it`s not even freaking numbers...GAH...I think I might go freaking crazy.
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Male 26
Call me crazy, but I think that`s maxwell`s equation..
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Male 13,624
Ok who stretched the page ...
Mitdylan111....um, you 13 right....
nuff said
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Male 89
that adds up to, I will live in my moms basement forever...
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Female 2,927
its 42
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Male 13,624
snargh - sorry, I prefer my answer
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Female 662
What the hell is that?
If I had to tattoo that on someone, I`d probably miss a part.. Haha.
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Male 5,190
I see a 1 and 2 and a bunch of other things. o.o
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Male 26
Hamiltonian (total energy operator) for a system of particles interacting by Columb forces and approximations of such. Then Hamiltonian acting on a wave function in Schrodinger`s equation just equals the energy of the system times that wave function. Just your standard Schrodinger eigenvalue equation with a pain in the ass Hamiltonian.
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Male 2,344
Watch, it`s some crazy answer with the outcome `69`
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Male 13,624
I think Mr fancylad doth kick his um, twatish ass out of town!! Hail to sheriff Fancy!!
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Male 242
That`s unfortunate. Twatish people should really be kicked out of town.
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Male 13,624
Jats - he was 13 and very um, twattish
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Female 323
WOW. I thought I was smart. Now I dont
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Male 242
what did this APK guy do?
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Male 13,624
Yay... APK gawn!!!!
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Male 7,378
awww i wanted to know what apk said
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Male 13,624
RepostPolice - I only know this cos I have the same tatt - Oh lord, Im in shame
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Male 13,624
*waves goodbye* to the silly apk
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Male 4,014
Bye Bye APK, thats a ban
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Male 1,835
that`s the theory of relativity, ya?
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Male 1,289
wow apk...
ban please
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Male 189
Fancy, Ban apk892 please.

I wonder what this even means. FerdyFred seems to be on to something.

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Male 13,624
First bitchez??? your 13 right?
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Male 13,624
No, I think after some thought, it means choking chicken, cheeseburgers, divided by xbox360, squared by the time watching youp*rn.com, equals dodgy tatt
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Male 20,194
Link: Nerdiest Tattoo Of The Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Joke`s on the nerd, the tattooist clearly inked the mathematical equation for `I smell of cheese, please kick my ass.`
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