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Date: 05/26/09 03:14 PM

78 Responses to Motorcycle Riding Checklist Basics [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    Link: Motorcycle Riding Checklist Basics - Keys? Check. Full tank of fuel? Check. Durable footwear? Check. Protective eyewear? Check. Helmet? ...Oops.
  2. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    ... absolutely gutted
  3. Profile photo of USFEmoGirl
    USFEmoGirl Female 18-29
    1437 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Wow, epic picture.

    I know that this guy saw it and thought, "Damn, THAT was the exact moment I knew I was screwed."

  4. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    cool trick, i hope he landed it alright....
  5. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Holy hell. I have NO pity for morons who choose to ride without a helmet. Law or no law, it`s just common sense. If they wipe out, another idiot out of the gene pool.

    Excellent picture though. Wow I wonder what went through his mind before the bike?

  6. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    Wow that guy has a huge fro.
  7. Profile photo of reidcook1000
    reidcook1000 Male 18-29
    382 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    road rash lolz
  8. Profile photo of xfairylozx
    xfairylozx Female 13-17
    131 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    Ahh hope he was ok. Bet he rolled out of the way Peregrin Took style.
  9. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    ``Check bike is right way up``
  10. Profile photo of injeckshun
    injeckshun Male 18-29
    125 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    ownd
  11. Profile photo of HighEndMeep
    HighEndMeep Female 18-29
    262 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    Natural selection
  12. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Why should I have sympathy for motorcycle riders who refuse to wear a helmet?
  13. Profile photo of Angelol
    Angelol Male 13-17
    55 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Sir, I think the wheels are supposed to touch the ground.
  14. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    oh crap!
    check out that fro in the background
  15. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    yay! powdered pelvis!
  16. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    That was a wee bit too big of a wheelie there matey.
  17. Profile photo of lloyd525
    lloyd525 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    any body else notice the dudes fro in the background?
  18. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    lol as the phrase "oh f*ck" comes to mind the crowd slowly moves to face-palm position
  19. Profile photo of _Verbatim_
    _Verbatim_ Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    Something seems odd about the crowd in this picture, no one really has the reaction you`d expect to seeing something like this happen...
  20. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    who wears baggy jeans when riding a crotch rocket?
  21. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    maybe hes really strong and is in the middle of a backflip?
  22. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    "any body else notice the dudes fro in the background?"

    yup. tis a mighty fro :D

  23. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    whoa!! :D epic
  24. Profile photo of firedrake111
    firedrake111 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    looks like he might be doing a trick or something. sliding intentionally judging by the fact that no one including him is surprised in the least.
  25. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    393 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    hes not falling hes just liftin some weights
  26. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    hes the rightway up, everything else is upsidedown
  27. Profile photo of thesaucepan
    thesaucepan Female 13-17
    28 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    wow, i was expecting a "in soviet russia, motorcycle rides YOU!"
  28. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    wow, that cant end well..
  29. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Yo dudes...check this out. Whoops.
  30. Profile photo of inyuasha2125
    inyuasha2125 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    "wow, i was expecting a "in soviet russia, motorcycle rides YOU!"

    In soviet russia, motorcycle rides you!

  31. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    I love the kid with the weird afro in the back
  32. Profile photo of Sampson623
    Sampson623 Male 13-17
    264 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    In Russia Motercycle rides you!
  33. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Sampson623
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    220 Posts Tuesday, May 26, 2009 4:52:53 PM
    In Russia Motercycle rides you!

    yes!

  34. Profile photo of ManUtd10
    ManUtd10 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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  35. Profile photo of rippa
    rippa Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    To let you guys know, I can`t remember who he is (popular stunter, mind is blank right now). This is really old, but he was either doing a rev limiter coaster (clutch pulled in, revving it full throttle bouncing off rev limiter and coasting the wheelie) or something else, I can`t remember. Anyway CLUTCH CABLE SNAPPED, and IT WASN`T HIS BIKE HE WASN`T PLANNING ON RIDING, THAT`S WHY HE HAD NO HELMET. Sorry for the caps, but that`s the important part of my post. Someone was frustrated with their bike, so he hopped on, and while riding, or reving or whatever, the clutch cable snapped, and he looped. He was not expecting to be on a bike, or he would have had a helmet on. That`s as much as I remember, it`s way old though.
  36. Profile photo of OnlyKody
    OnlyKody Male 18-29
    23 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:16 pm
    look someone in the back has a camcorder, bet its on youtube.
  37. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    Hmm...

    Random rippa quotes
    "I can`t remember who he is"
    "or something else, I can`t remember"
    "That`s as much as I remember, it`s way old though."

    I wonder, if you don`t remember anything, where do you get these random tidbits of very useless information? I assume most of your post is BS since I can`t understand half of it due to poor grammar and sentence building...

  38. Profile photo of crimsonattck
    crimsonattck Male 18-29
    364 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    proof that he is a sexual active terminator.
  39. Profile photo of cmheiple
    cmheiple Male 18-29
    111 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    Rubber side down, bro, rubber side down...
  40. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    308 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    I think he`s just checking the headlight.
  41. Profile photo of craigf89
    craigf89 Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    its like a gta4 glitch :)
  42. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    Batmanners - I think he suffers from dementia - give him a break, he may right now be looking for his teeth
  43. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    That motorcycle is sexually assaulting him.
  44. Profile photo of Crawdaddy197
    Crawdaddy197 Male 30-39
    353 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    You`re doing it wrong.
  45. Profile photo of bagofpeanuts
    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    @loadstar

    If he`s just checking the headlight then his legs are at a pretty weird angle, and why does he have to do it upside down?

  46. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    If you don`t wear a helmet, this WILL happen...
  47. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    his thoughts right now would set off the iab censors i think...
  48. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:16 pm
    In Soviet Kentucky, motorcycle rides you!
  49. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    "Oh crap..."
  50. Profile photo of Zombiemike
    Zombiemike Male 18-29
    553 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    in soviet russia... nevermind I`m sure it`s been done at least 20 times.
  51. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 10:39 pm
    And five seconds later that fount wheel removes his face...
  52. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 26, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    "Anyone seen my bike`s Manual? Was it that I sit on the motorbike, or it sits on me?"
  53. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Love the look on his face, it just screams of regret.
  54. Profile photo of smelldepitts
    smelldepitts Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:05 am
    he isn`t crashing.....the wheels aren`t spinning. duh.
  55. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:20 am
    slow motion camera? check.
  56. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Wedgie? Check
  57. Profile photo of rogue_lily
    rogue_lily Female 13-17
    126 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 1:30 am
    i don`t get it?
  58. Profile photo of Spectek
    Spectek Male 13-17
    9 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 3:29 am
    " isn`t crashing.....the wheels aren`t spinning. duh."

    of course they aren`t spinning, idiot, it`s a still photograph.

    his right leg and his arse are both slightly above ground anyway.

  59. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 4:04 am
    Upside-down bike? ...Check
  60. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 5:56 am
    Forget the biker...check out the afro in the top left!
  61. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 6:57 am
    "of course they aren`t spinning, idiot, it`s a still photograph."

    Epic comment.

  62. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 7:11 am
    this bike looks heavy ..ouch it is
  63. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Incurance...? Wait you just lost your job. Well then...
  64. Profile photo of rippa
    rippa Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 11:46 am
    Batmanners - You are a dumbass. I hardly remember anything because this was YEARS ago. There have been multiple threads on the stuntlife forums, the guy is a good stunter. People on stuntlife were at the event. It was a snapped clutch cable, and he wasn`t supposed to be riding. Btw, my grammar is better than you usually see on the internet. Also, it is on youtube. I`ll go look for it.
  65. Profile photo of rippa
    rippa Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 11:51 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBhkEodXq...
    There, I was kind of thinking it was Kyle Woods, but I did not want to say his name and be wrong. Whatever. There`s the video. Cliffnotes: Kyle wasn`t expecting to be riding, that`s why he had no helmet. It wasn`t even his bike. Clutch cable snapped, that`s what caused it. He was slipping the clutch out, and then the cable snapped, effectively dumping it. This IS FACT. Also, batmanners sucks.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBhkEodXq...
  66. Profile photo of GEoDLeto
    GEoDLeto Male 30-39
    243 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    you can really see it in his face, he realizes that bike is heading for his face and it is gonna hurt, a lot.
  67. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Skill, much respect and kudos to this bloke. I have troble doing a bloody wheelie and this dude can do stuff like this.

    Who care`s if he hasn`t got a lid on? he`s a pro stunter at an organised event and has probaly decided that having better peripheral vision is worth the risk. After all it`s not like he will be gping that fast.

    I`m going to watch stunt wars, the empire stunts back on DVD, again

  68. Profile photo of lolztoomuch
    lolztoomuch Female 13-17
    45 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    i think thats when your supposed to let go of the bike. if he keeps holding on its just gonna swing down faster and harder and closer to his body. especially his face.
  69. Profile photo of rippa
    rippa Male 13-17
    8 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Ok, I hit up the search on stuntlife, here`s the facts:
    Who: Kyle Woods
    Where: Stuntwars
    Why: It was brocks bike, not Kyle`s, Kyle just hopped on quick, that`s why he had no helmet.
    When 2003, that`s right 6 years old. (That`s why I can`t remember this stuff Batmanners, I can hardly remember yesterday, nevermind 2003).
    Kyle WALKED AWAY. He had a serious headache (apparently he got a concussion) and that`s it. I also posted the link to the video a couple posts down. Oh yeah, and it was a snapped clutch cable.
  70. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    hmmm...yourdoinitwrong
  71. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    I so want to see what happens next. :D
  72. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    this will not end well...
  73. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    151 posts
    May 28, 2009 at 1:48 am
    not wearing a helmet...
    tz tz tz
  74. Profile photo of bagofpeanuts
    bagofpeanuts Female 13-17
    156 posts
    May 30, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    @loadstar

    If he`s just checking the headlight then his legs are at a pretty weird angle, and why does he have to do it upside down?

  75. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    LMAO @murrymalty
  76. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Holy hell his clutch cable snapped?!

    That`s a fun problem right there.
    What kind of bike is that anyway?
    Looks like it could be a zr6 or some sort of botched mix of a Verago and a GSX-R

  77. Profile photo of JoeJordan
    JoeJordan Male 18-29
    233 posts
    July 21, 2009 at 4:26 am
    Hmmm ^o). Is his bike supposed to be upside down? LOL :L.

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