Motorcycle Riding Checklist Basics [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

Keys? Check. Full tank of fuel? Check. Durable footwear? Check. Protective eyewear? Check. Helmet? ...Oops.
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Male 233
Hmmm ^o). Is his bike supposed to be upside down? LOL :L.
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Female 96
Holy hell his clutch cable snapped?!

That`s a fun problem right there.
What kind of bike is that anyway?
Looks like it could be a zr6 or some sort of botched mix of a Verago and a GSX-R

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Female 96
LMAO @murrymalty
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Female 156
@loadstar

If he`s just checking the headlight then his legs are at a pretty weird angle, and why does he have to do it upside down?

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Female 150
not wearing a helmet...
tz tz tz
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Female 901
this will not end well...
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Male 2,395
I so want to see what happens next. :D
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Female 2,672
hmmm...yourdoinitwrong
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Male 8
Ok, I hit up the search on stuntlife, here`s the facts:
Who: Kyle Woods
Where: Stuntwars
Why: It was brocks bike, not Kyle`s, Kyle just hopped on quick, that`s why he had no helmet.
When 2003, that`s right 6 years old. (That`s why I can`t remember this stuff Batmanners, I can hardly remember yesterday, nevermind 2003).
Kyle WALKED AWAY. He had a serious headache (apparently he got a concussion) and that`s it. I also posted the link to the video a couple posts down. Oh yeah, and it was a snapped clutch cable.
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Female 45
i think thats when your supposed to let go of the bike. if he keeps holding on its just gonna swing down faster and harder and closer to his body. especially his face.
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Male 525
Skill, much respect and kudos to this bloke. I have troble doing a bloody wheelie and this dude can do stuff like this.

Who care`s if he hasn`t got a lid on? he`s a pro stunter at an organised event and has probaly decided that having better peripheral vision is worth the risk. After all it`s not like he will be gping that fast.

I`m going to watch stunt wars, the empire stunts back on DVD, again

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Male 242
you can really see it in his face, he realizes that bike is heading for his face and it is gonna hurt, a lot.
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Male 8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBhkEodXq...
There, I was kind of thinking it was Kyle Woods, but I did not want to say his name and be wrong. Whatever. There`s the video. Cliffnotes: Kyle wasn`t expecting to be riding, that`s why he had no helmet. It wasn`t even his bike. Clutch cable snapped, that`s what caused it. He was slipping the clutch out, and then the cable snapped, effectively dumping it. This IS FACT. Also, batmanners sucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBhkEodXq...
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Male 8
Batmanners - You are a dumbass. I hardly remember anything because this was YEARS ago. There have been multiple threads on the stuntlife forums, the guy is a good stunter. People on stuntlife were at the event. It was a snapped clutch cable, and he wasn`t supposed to be riding. Btw, my grammar is better than you usually see on the internet. Also, it is on youtube. I`ll go look for it.
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Female 9,572
Incurance...? Wait you just lost your job. Well then...
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Male 1,360
this bike looks heavy ..ouch it is
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Male 3,425
"of course they aren`t spinning, idiot, it`s a still photograph."

Epic comment.

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Male 2,850
Forget the biker...check out the afro in the top left!
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Male 5,189
Not much of an expression....Yet.
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Male 1,053
Upside-down bike? ...Check
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Male 9
" isn`t crashing.....the wheels aren`t spinning. duh."

of course they aren`t spinning, idiot, it`s a still photograph.

his right leg and his arse are both slightly above ground anyway.

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Female 126
i don`t get it?
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Male 219
Wedgie? Check
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Male 844
slow motion camera? check.
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Male 22
he isn`t crashing.....the wheels aren`t spinning. duh.
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Male 2,552
Love the look on his face, it just screams of regret.
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Male 8,300
"Anyone seen my bike`s Manual? Was it that I sit on the motorbike, or it sits on me?"
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Female 895
And five seconds later that fount wheel removes his face...
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Male 552
in soviet russia... nevermind I`m sure it`s been done at least 20 times.
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Male 593
"Oh crap..."
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Female 15,763
In Soviet Kentucky, motorcycle rides you!
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Female 1,269
his thoughts right now would set off the iab censors i think...
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Male 10,440
If you don`t wear a helmet, this WILL happen...
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Female 156
@loadstar

If he`s just checking the headlight then his legs are at a pretty weird angle, and why does he have to do it upside down?

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Male 353
You`re doing it wrong.
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Male 3,755
That motorcycle is sexually assaulting him.
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Male 13,630
Batmanners - I think he suffers from dementia - give him a break, he may right now be looking for his teeth
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Male 108
its like a gta4 glitch :)
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Male 307
I think he`s just checking the headlight.
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Male 111
Rubber side down, bro, rubber side down...
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Male 363
proof that he is a sexual active terminator.
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Male 4,004
Hmm...

Random rippa quotes
"I can`t remember who he is"
"or something else, I can`t remember"
"That`s as much as I remember, it`s way old though."

I wonder, if you don`t remember anything, where do you get these random tidbits of very useless information? I assume most of your post is BS since I can`t understand half of it due to poor grammar and sentence building...

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Male 23
look someone in the back has a camcorder, bet its on youtube.
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Male 8
To let you guys know, I can`t remember who he is (popular stunter, mind is blank right now). This is really old, but he was either doing a rev limiter coaster (clutch pulled in, revving it full throttle bouncing off rev limiter and coasting the wheelie) or something else, I can`t remember. Anyway CLUTCH CABLE SNAPPED, and IT WASN`T HIS BIKE HE WASN`T PLANNING ON RIDING, THAT`S WHY HE HAD NO HELMET. Sorry for the caps, but that`s the important part of my post. Someone was frustrated with their bike, so he hopped on, and while riding, or reving or whatever, the clutch cable snapped, and he looped. He was not expecting to be on a bike, or he would have had a helmet on. That`s as much as I remember, it`s way old though.
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Male 36
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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Male 4,393
Sampson623
Male, 13-17, Europe
220 Posts Tuesday, May 26, 2009 4:52:53 PM
In Russia Motercycle rides you!

yes!

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Male 263
In Russia Motercycle rides you!
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Female 538
I love the kid with the weird afro in the back
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Male 44
"wow, i was expecting a "in soviet russia, motorcycle rides YOU!"

In soviet russia, motorcycle rides you!

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Male 3,755
Yo dudes...check this out. Whoops.
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Female 4,197
wow, that cant end well..
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Female 28
wow, i was expecting a "in soviet russia, motorcycle rides YOU!"
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Female 1,412
hes the rightway up, everything else is upsidedown
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Male 391
hes not falling hes just liftin some weights
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Male 9
looks like he might be doing a trick or something. sliding intentionally judging by the fact that no one including him is surprised in the least.
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Male 281
whoa!! :D epic
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Male 931
"any body else notice the dudes fro in the background?"

yup. tis a mighty fro :D

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Male 1,347
maybe hes really strong and is in the middle of a backflip?
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Male 298
who wears baggy jeans when riding a crotch rocket?
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Male 160
Something seems odd about the crowd in this picture, no one really has the reaction you`d expect to seeing something like this happen...
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Female 961
lol as the phrase "oh f*ck" comes to mind the crowd slowly moves to face-palm position
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Male 98
any body else notice the dudes fro in the background?
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Male 10,855
That was a wee bit too big of a wheelie there matey.
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Male 4,793
yay! powdered pelvis!
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Male 4,867
oh crap!
check out that fro in the background
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Male 54
Sir, I think the wheels are supposed to touch the ground.
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Male 1,590
Why should I have sympathy for motorcycle riders who refuse to wear a helmet?
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Female 262
Natural selection
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Male 125
ownd
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Male 13,630
``Check bike is right way up``
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Female 131
Ahh hope he was ok. Bet he rolled out of the way Peregrin Took style.
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Male 381
road rash lolz
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Male 340
Wow that guy has a huge fro.
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Male 11,739
Holy hell. I have NO pity for morons who choose to ride without a helmet. Law or no law, it`s just common sense. If they wipe out, another idiot out of the gene pool.

Excellent picture though. Wow I wonder what went through his mind before the bike?

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Male 423
cool trick, i hope he landed it alright....
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Female 1,436
Wow, epic picture.

I know that this guy saw it and thought, "Damn, THAT was the exact moment I knew I was screwed."

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Male 1,357
... absolutely gutted
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Male 20,908
Link: Motorcycle Riding Checklist Basics [Pic] [Rate Link] - Keys? Check. Full tank of fuel? Check. Durable footwear? Check. Protective eyewear? Check. Helmet? ...Oops.
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