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Date: 05/04/09 03:25 PM

79 Responses to Mother`s Day: Less Than A Week Away [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Link: Mother`s Day: Less Than A Week Away - Don`t forget to get something from the teenage mothers in your life.
  2. Profile photo of lilgell2
    lilgell2 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    lol mom is gettin some
  3. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    hahaha, niiiiice. Very classy gift.
  4. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    It isnt mothers day in the uk, it is my birthday soon though so you guys can all chip in for me? ;)
  5. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    I want to stab my mind`s eye out right now.
  6. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    okay gummy worms i will be supplying your days supply of nothingness.. enjoy
  7. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    ROFL! The perfect thing to get mom for mother`s day is something to prevent her from having another abomination like you.
  8. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    lol nice product placement there

    also, what you all getting me for mothers day? ;D

  9. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    lol nice one: "here mom, it`s funny that I should be the one giving you this hint, but... happy mothers day!"
  10. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Come on, guys, it`s not THAT weird. Did you notice it`s Wal-Mart? It`s probably normal there.
  11. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I seem to remember the same picture, except the sign said Back to School...
  12. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    Shelster, you get my undying love, as always...
    ::swoon::
  13. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    Getting some of those for my mom again would just be plain unoriginal.
  14. Profile photo of Sanity4sale
    Sanity4sale Male 13-17
    84 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Here mom, why have a second accident?
  15. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    "Shelster, you get my undying love, as always...
    ::swoon::"

    lol aww, thanks :D

  16. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    That`s just wrong.
  17. Profile photo of marencolleen
    marencolleen Female 18-29
    533 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    wouldn`t this be anti-mothersday?
  18. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    hey why it got to be for the "teenage" mothers?
  19. Profile photo of RoniC
    RoniC Female 40-49
    148 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    lmao!
  20. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    "That`s just wrong. "

    But oh so right...

  21. Profile photo of Philomath
    Philomath Male 18-29
    174 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Nice. I have a pregnant friend who is still unsure of the father. Now, thanks to this, I will be getting her a present!
  22. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    CONDOMS?!?!! SERIOUSLY!!! FOR YOUR MOM!?!?! ONLY IF YOU`RE AN AWFUL CHILD WHO DOESN`T LOVE YOUR MOTHER, PERHAPS!!! )-|

    ...If you *really* love your mom, you`ll go all in and spring for the KY jelly and deluxe enema bundle pack. 8-)

  23. Profile photo of iamthesara
    iamthesara Female 18-29
    32 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    That is fantabulous! My mom hasn`t dated in a decade. I think I`ll get her some just to drop a hint.
  24. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    XD satire.
  25. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    i was looking ant the OM... with love until i saw the comments
  26. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    Old but great if you haven`t seen it XD
  27. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    the pleasure you want, mom! =]
  28. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Already sent mom a card in the mail...
  29. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    faceplam
  30. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    Dear Mom,

    Don`t you wish you had used one of these?

    Love,


    Your Son

  31. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    WHOISIT12345: "faceplam"

    Did you mean faceplum?

  32. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    no videogamer, he means facepalm..

    n LMAO

  33. Profile photo of its_steve
    its_steve Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:23 pm
    Someone needs to ban greatballs here for all the spamming of that website.
  34. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    Lordy spammer alert! Greatballs, go play with yourself eh?
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    Goodness Gracious, great balls of banfire
  36. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    You better not give them to her when you`re drunk, or she might get the wrong idea...
  37. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    This is the gift you give to the woman who DOESN`T want to celebrate Mother`s Day.
  38. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Nice, lionhart :D
  39. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
    243 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    oh lawdy!
  40. Profile photo of rockcabbage
    rockcabbage Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    must be at a redneck CVS....
  41. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    "must be at a redneck CVS...."

    Nein, friend, that`s at a Wal-Mart... Which is about the same, just different letters.

  42. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm
    walmart is taking ova
  43. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    so is this wal-marts way of saying it promotes incest? maybe its just a walmart in kentucky or something, because we`ve all heard the stories =P
  44. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Only in Wal-Mart :D
  45. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:36 pm
    I guess for fathers day they just simple change the sign to "For DAD..."
  46. Profile photo of yojimbo122
    yojimbo122 Male 13-17
    30 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    this picture is so old >.>
  47. Profile photo of aduan
    aduan Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:22 pm
    i used to work overnight there!!! :)

    we would do wayyyy worse stufff

  48. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:24 pm
    "Sarcasm/" I agree with "poofer2612". It`s obviously Photoshop it`s 200% more likely that someone spent hours editing this photograph. Then the alternative being true that some minimum-wage employee was too lazy to change a sign when he was restocking the shelf. In all my years I have known Retail employees to be hard-working dedicated professionals. therefore one can conclude that this picture is obviously a fake created for slander the good reputation of such hard workers. "\sarcasm"
  49. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    "hey mom, I got you this so that you won`t have another accident like me" =D -sigh-
  50. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Shopped or not, it made me laugh.
  51. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:07 pm
    "Shopped or not, it made me laugh."

    EvilSock, I agree.

  52. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    Mother`s Day was in March for us in the UK. I wonder why it`s on different dates around the world...

    Strangely Father`s Day is the same date in the UK and US...

  53. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    169 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:48 pm
    ShadowRyder, I might try that one. Thanks.
  54. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:52 pm
    i always wondered why condoms were named Trojans i mean Troy lost the war, they failed to protect themselves so why name your brand of condoms after a city which was penetrated by the Greeks i would want a condom named after a city which never lost a war or got invaded by the enemy
  55. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    702 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    Don`t be such a drating dick gummy.
  56. Profile photo of boris277
    boris277 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 12:43 am
    when is fathers day btw?
  57. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 12:50 am
    >steve

    True, maybe they want to be able to use it as a disclaimer.

    "They tried, they had everything, but were conquered. We will do everything possible to protect you, but things could go wrong. Not our fault."

  58. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:08 am
    ironic....
  59. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 4:57 am
    im sure the sign is just double backed and its intended for the othersides :P
  60. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 5:06 am
    "when is fathers day btw?"

    november i think. Dont quote me though, but i know its around those months anyway

  61. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 5:07 am
    @ JoeYC - it probably is double backed, but its still funny!
  62. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 5:18 am
    I think i`ll go wash my eyes out with bleach now.
  63. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:26 am
    $5.78!!! that`s a good deal!!!!
  64. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:49 am
    I`ll stick with making a card...
  65. Profile photo of QH_girl
    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Father`s Day is the 3rd (might be wrong about that part) Sunday in June. Definitely June.

    How did you think it`s in November??

  66. Profile photo of QH_girl
    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:53 am
    Well maybe it`s different by country so I shouldn`t assume you`re wrong...*shrug*
  67. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 7:11 am
    barf
  68. Profile photo of treble_head
    treble_head Male 18-29
    83 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 7:53 am
    Dear Octomom, take a hint... Love, treble_head
  69. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 7:56 am
    "Dear Octomom, take a hint... Love, treble_head"

    Can I also sign that card? lol.

  70. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:22 am
    yeah i want in on the card too
  71. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Haha.
  72. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 11:43 am
    Roflmao. I really dont want to see fathers day. (joke sounded good in the head. Terrible on paper)
  73. Profile photo of Leiaisluf
    Leiaisluf Female 13-17
    192 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    ""Dear Octomom, take a hint... Love, treble_head"

    Can I also sign that card? lol."

    My signature`s going first, bish.

  74. Profile photo of Brymis
    Brymis Male 13-17
    38 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Shopped, but lol.
  75. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Fail. and i say that cuz i saw it at failblog.

    i love that site.

  76. Profile photo of swantonbomb7
    swantonbomb7 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 9:58 am
    LOL
  77. Profile photo of cndman15
    cndman15 Male 18-29
    328 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    i saw this same pic awhile ago but the sign said "back to school!" or something like that
  78. Profile photo of Mister_Dood
    Mister_Dood Male 18-29
    77 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 5:00 pm
    With love, eh?


    ...Don`t think I wanna know.

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