Mom, Dad... Meet Chad--My New Boyfriend... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

He"s 1/3 dinosaur, 1/3 rhinoceros, 1/3 pin cushion.
Credits: Bmezine.com
There are 148 comments:
Female 149
I wonder if he thinks he looks good?
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Male 395
Why?
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Female 1,260
He makes the Pakistani beggar look normal!
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Female 1,944
can you image actually bringing him home to meet your parents? The experience would be more horrifying than kissing the pin-cushion boyfriend.
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Female 167
AUGH!!!
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Male 593
Euch...
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Male 787
Too much.
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Male 89
to be fair, that guy is only making himself look like a jackass on the internet.
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Female 390
To be fair...no one cares how you look when you`re old :]
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Female 2,672
got no problem with gay ass hair cuts or getting a nail shoved thru ur dick, if thats what u want good for u

but srsly, wtf`s he gonna look like when he`s 75?

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Female 1,380
lol......
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Male 988
"You should`t give him poo just for being different. "
LOL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!
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Female 901
:O

cant.. stop.. looking...

im all for body mods, but there is such thing as going too far..

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Female 250
Niiiiiiiiice! I would do something like that but then I couldnt hide behind my hair...
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Female 1,380
Jesus Christ people...grow the drat up. If he wants to modify his body like that and if it makes him happy, let him. You should`t give him poo just for being different.
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Female 120
how does he put on the spike piercings on his head??
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Female 1
well im sure dads going to have heart attacke.
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Female 857
And people look at me weird just for having stretched ears, and they`re not even big..
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Male 368
This is not chad this is the Paleyosaurus. The paleyosuarus is usually misunderstood, and recognized for its distinctave spiky head. This is a rare breed and is one of the few left on the planet. You can usually see these beautiful creatures in Ney York or California. All of the time the female Paleyosaurus is smaller and looks nothing like the male. When they breed the female puts a paper bag over the males head. These usually dont breed which is why there is so few left on the plane.
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Male 4,867
he has no neck....
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Female 1,199
You have to wonder what these people will look like when they`re old?
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Female 4,028
That`s hideous. I honestly wonder how many of these guys actually get into relationships.
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Female 323
ew..
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Female 5,139
lol...pick of destiny..
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Male 326
Phail
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Male 1,523
I like how he is wearing a casual shirt instead of some kind of spiked leather jacket.
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Female 1,082
sexay!
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Male 533
it looks like he has the pick of destiny carved into his forehead


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Female 188
I hate people who do that too. I support "expressing yourself" and all, but thats disgusting.
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Female 965
I hate people that do that.
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Male 3,425
Why in gods name would you spend money on making yourself like that? A tattoo, fair enough. A piercing, fair enough. Horns? F-cking spikes under your skin!? Seriously wtf (w meaning why).

I think the fact a picture of him is classed as entertainment is enough of a reason not to do it.

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Female 1,063
LOSER
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Female 5
omg, what will they think of next
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Female 9,560
Well he`s not going to get layed any time soon.
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Male 2,313
"What a lovely Senior Citizen he`s gonna make!!!!"

I don`t think people like him make it to old age.

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Female 466
It`s cool to express yourself. This is just fking stupid!!!!!!!!! No nice way to say it. What besides the friggen Circus, IF that, can this guy do? Scream in some 15 min. heavy metal band? Then what.
He doesn`t see it now, but his whole life is Fked!
What a lovely Senior Citizen he`s gonna make!!!!
That is just too much, and so wrong!!!
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Male 4,593
At which point do you look in the mirror and think... "Perfect"
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Male 1,232
EWWE!
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Female 1,412
I allmost puked a lile bit. I drating love piercings and shizz but sometimes going over the top is a bit :/ good for him though and all that...
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Female 195
gah! the neck and chin tattoos connect...that`s freakin creepy.
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Male 844
whats with the ears? (i know there are bigger issues than the ears)
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Male 817
Wow, I`ve always wondered what would happen if you just walked into a tattoo parlor and said "eh, just give me one of everything".
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Male 680
If you`re gonna do something like that to your head, adding the horns and bumps and stuff, as if you`re not gonna get a full-body tattoo so you look like Darth Maul... Of course the piercings would ruin it.
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Male 14,331
He pays money for this...gimme a nail gun and stapler I think I can add some work.
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Male 162
and 3/4 dumbsh*t...
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Male 525
The branding on his forehead is drating awesome
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Male 844
whats with the ears? (i know there are bigger issues than the ears)
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Male 1,153
`Man how drunk was i last night, i think i remember getting a tattoo...`
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Male 1,441
If he took out the cheek piercings, he could double as a shower head. Party trick!

...moron

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Female 470
i wonder what happens when he gets all old and wrinkly..... O-o

it`s these sort of questions that keep me up at night

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Male 11
His lumps aren`t symmetrical... I find that dissatractive
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Male 4,393
WHY???
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Male 322
what A tool
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Female 31
that`s frightening
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Male 633
A face only a mother could love......not so much.
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Male 489
"what part of his is rhinoceros? o_0"

sugarhyped
Female, 18-29, Western US
176 Posts Monday, May 04, 2009 7:27:22 PM

"the horns on his head"
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Still don`t see it
http://www.mth.msu.edu/~peller/Africa_la...

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Male 516
Haha the description was really appropiated =D
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Male 1,360
his sex partner must have nightmares...
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Female 18
Good God.
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Male 283
some people don`t deserve to live... sorry but WTF
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Male 621
TKD - hmm...high powered magnet, anybody? *rip*

Most piercings arn`t magnetic. But if this guys were, you really wouldn`t like to be behind him at the airport security check metal detector :P

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Male 85
what.. in the world.. is that?
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Male 4,793
hmm...high powered magnet, anybody? *rip*
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Male 3,296
Well if you are ugly, might as well go all the way.
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Male 772
Is that an oversized tic-tac in his lip?

If anything, I give him credit for the ink eyebrows. They look great, though lose their merit incredibly quickly.

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Male 2,552
>ross

Agreed. But tripleposting? Fingertwitch? :P

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Male 54
I wonder what it`ll look like when it`s 80. Probably somewhere between a prune and a piece of swiss cheese.
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Male 54
I wonder what it`ll look like when it`s 80. Probably somewhere between a prune and a piece of swiss cheese.
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Male 54
I wonder what it`ll look like when it`s 80. Probably somewhere between a prune and a piece of swiss cheese.
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Female 109
stupid little stupid
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Male 864
unreedemed, it looks like he doesn`t do it perfect sometimes... Seems to have nicked himself near the center of his head...

I wonder what he does to be able to afford all that... Does he have an honest job?

He`s for sure gonna hate himself when he gets old and saggy... "These used to sit in perfect line with each other..."

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Male 5,189
He`ll regret it in the future I bet.
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Male 2,582
vv Very carefully vv
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Male 543
something just struck me.

how do you shave your head bald on a regular basis with that crap?

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Female 442
I don`t want to see inside anyone`s nose... I find it cruel that someone would subject others to such sights.
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Male 2,388
"nice to meet you chad here are a few guidelines
1. yes we do have fridge magnets
2. if you are going to date my daughter you need to have a job
3. if you are uncomfortable whilst sleeping and need another pillow thats you`re problem
4. we will use you ear holes to hang stuff on
5. we will laugh at you
any questions?
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Male 1,129
if my daughter brought someone like that home... Id probably shoot him...
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Male 22
agreed
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Male 15,832
"Mom, Dad... Meet Chad--My New Boyfriend."

Seven words this freak will NEVER actually hear.

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Male 356
Durr hurr hurr. i`m teh devil. hurr.
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Male 1,685
Brigey
Female, 18-29...

I enjoy your picture.

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Female 60
The things in his forhead and on top of his head are dermal anchors :D
i had one on my sternum but got it yanked out today @[email protected]
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Male 357
I heard this guy makes a really good mint julep.
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Female 681
oh god.
baahhaa.
i counted 40+ piercings.
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Male 291
only those of his kind will mate with him, but that still poses a problem......
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Male 4,163
What don`t seem to fit is the shirt he is wearing.
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Male 639
They`re implants. they go under the skin, obviously.
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Male 46
how do you do the bumps in your head like that? i saw that recently and was curious, oh and ummm i don`t have any tattoos or piercings
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Male 2,125
Ewwwww
That is all
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Female 344
ha thats great
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Male 103
People that do this type of thing need to be taken out of the gene pool. Thankfully, I think he did that for himself.
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Male 1,629
ya that guy woulda been insanely ugly even without all the mod o.o;
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Male 386
Wow. Take a look at the shirt he`s wearing.
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Male 44
how the hell does he keep his head shaved?
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Male 639
Chad is my new best friend. :)
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Male 2,506
I can`t handle the amount of sarcasm in osirisascends post D:. Maybe if I looked as..sexualy inactive as this guy, I would be able to.
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Male 1,164
i hope he works with magnets
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Male 3,014
LQOTI at osirisascend`s comment.
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Female 364
I wanna see him when he`s 80.

Wait, maybe I don`t.

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Male 2,395
1/3 dinosaur, 1/3 rhinoceros, 1/3 pin cushion, and a whole lotta fail.
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Male 3,058
Oh yeah... he`s SO cool... SO edgy... SO anti-establishment... fight the power Chad! Don`t let society tell you to conform!

And then don`t forget to bitch about how the "man" is keeping you down when no one will hire you for a legitimate job that pays above minimum wage and doesn`t require the use of a lawnmower.

But hey Chad... at least you`ll be unique!

Just like all the other body-modders... yep, all of you... so individual... and non-conformist... yep, all those non-conformist body-modders... boy, you`re sure showing US!

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Male 77
How do you sleep like that? That`s gotta be painful.
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Male 229
How would you ever be able to have a serious discussion with that guy?
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Male 269
least intimidating person i have ever seen
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Male 275
LMAO, and this is the first time I REALLY mean that.
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Female 252
AH HA HA- hidden mickey! :D
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Female 4,197
ahhhh nice hobo! i see what you mean now
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Female 3,696
how do you sneeze? :(
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Male 596
so you are unique, like everyone else
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Female 153
"I see a "hidden mickey" on his forehead! DISNEY WIN!"
"Its actually just more tribal swirls. sorry to burst your bubble lol"

Sorry Shel, I let the disney geek in me out, most people don`t know about hidden mickeys. Yeah, i know it is a tribal, but it makes a "hidden mickey", see..in disney parks and in movies the animators and architects often throw in things and make them mickey head shaped. It can be a set of rocks, a shrub...well, they can be made of whatever really. There`s plenty of books and guides and some people make it their hobby to walk around and find "hidden mickeys" in the parks. Here`s an example from a metal railing at a disney park:

So, though it is a tribal, it technically is a hidden mickey. But I bet this guy doesn`t know it. Which makes it even funnier to me.

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Male 7,933
he makes me want to die in a car fire
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Male 165
Are those hot dogs coming out of his ears??
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Male 197
He`s cool because he`s a non conformist.
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Female 112
...
*cries*
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Female 176
o my
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Male 394
*picture this* HEY BREDA, HEADBUTT!!! .... *BRASH* *squirts of blood* BRAW [email protected]@@@@@@soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
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Female 267
I mean HOW does he blow his nose. (drrrr. lol )
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Female 267
Hoe the hell does he blow his nose?
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Female 329
"what part of his is rhinoceros? o_0"
the horns on his head
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Male 8,302
"oh, and I`m pregnant to him"
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Male 516
"I think a more fitting description would have been 1/3 dinosaur 1/3 rhinoceros 1/3 dumbass"

Nice, but I contend that he`s much more than 1/3 dumbass...

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Female 4,197
"I see a "hidden mickey" on his forehead! DISNEY WIN!"

Its actually just more tribal swirls. sorry to burst your bubble lol

also... ugh. I wonder how he picks up?

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Female 76
I think a more fitting description would have been "1/3 dinosaur 1/3 rhinoceros 1/3 dumbass"
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Male 489
what part of his is rhinoceros? o_0

or do i not want to know

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Female 153
I see a "hidden mickey" on his forehead! DISNEY WIN! 8-)
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Male 282
"Its Bowser!! Grab his tail and swing him around!"
haha...and what happens if he gets stoped at the airposrt and has to take all those off? O.o
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Male 1,505
One less person to compete with in the job market. Thank you Chad!
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Male 213
Its Bowser!! Grab his tail and swing him around!
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Male 54
Wow, you know you`re looking at a screwed up picture when the *last* thing you notice are the tattoos on his neck and eyebrows.

Kill it!

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Male 138
Thats hardcore, and oh so attractive...
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Male 820
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Male 195
A bent fork is unique. It`s also stupid and useless.
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Male 1,629
wow hott o0; *retches*
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Female 43
cute.
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Female 1,095
I can`t find the line that separates his neck and chin. It`s quite distressing :(
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Male 897
@AJester:

Yeah, Fancy should stop posting on his site. Personally, I am sick of having funny, informative, odd, or interesting links to look at.

*cough* *cough* Fail!

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Male 127
Chad Likes Long Walks On The Beach, Puppies, And The Occasional Rainbow.
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Female 449
[quote]AJester
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
62 Posts Monday, May 4, 2009 6:39:54 PM
Fancylad, stop posting. All of your posts are retarded! [/quote]

Smart one there AJ, making fun of the person who runs the site. Good idea.

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Male 281
I try to imagine people like him in an old folks home in the future.
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Female 153
I`d love to see a person like this go through the security line at Newark airport, just to see what happens. Heh.

....I would prefer not to be behind them in line though. I wouldn`t want to miss my flight.

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Male 2,344
I`m sure he likes Techno.
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Male 243
thats just wrong.
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Female 1,963
Yeah my parents wouldn`t be very happy about that.
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Male 63
Fancylad, stop posting. All of your posts are retarded!
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Male 897
Good Gravy, if you need to do all that for attention I highly recommend swallowing the barrel of a shotgun. *gag*
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Male 11,739
I just threw up. So much for dinner.
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Male 1,220
he seem nice. you two will make some beautiful grandchildren
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Male 20,829
Link: Mom, Dad... Meet Chad--My New Boyfriend... [Pic] [Rate Link] - He`s 1/3 dinosaur, 1/3 rhinoceros, 1/3 pin cushion.
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