Maxim Magazine`s Hot 100 Women For 2009 [List]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago
http://www.maxim.com/girls/articles/79154/2009-hot-100.html

I have a big problem with some of these choices including: #10 being in the elite Top 10 and #93 being on any Hot list.
There are 88 comments:
Male 345
Seriously, Maxim lost any respect I had left for them. Wasthis list made after pounding down a bottle of Jagermeister? Michele Obama, really?! I wouldn`t diddle her with Kim Kardashan`s penis. Sriously, who are half these people? Do you need to be stoinking a sports player or a second-rate, has-been actor to make the top ten?
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Female 1,077
Rhianna is disgusting. She looks like a balding alien. Sarah Chalke should be number 1. She`s seriously my dream woman.
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Male 695
skanks alot!
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Female 1,413
im sure the guys loved this but..
i dont really care. dont even know why i clicked guess im extra bored.
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Male 759
I saw a woman in town today who was absolutely stunningly beautiful, yet she didn`t make it onto this list.
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Male 1,078
...list is messed up.

Though I do agree that Wilde should be top 3 (olivia wilde ftw), Fox has to be #1, and yea miauw, Rihanna over Natalie Portman?

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Female 662
I find Jessica Biel super hot. She`s #1 on my list.
I don`t see whats so special about Maxim`s #1? I`ve never seen her before. But Megan Fox.. mmm.
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Female 525
Olivia Wilde is hotter than Megan Fox? Really? What planet is Maxim on?
And sorry, but some on that list are just ridiculous - Taylor Swift? She smiles and her eyes disappear. (and ranked 10 higher than Carrie Underwood?)
Don`t know who chose that list, but I`m guessing a group of 14-17 year olds.
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Female 99
OMG #5 Mila Kunis <333 i think that if there is a heaven, she is what it looks like.
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Male 915
britanny spears look likes a man in drag
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Male 557
jennifer love hewitt is definitely still sexy as hell
as for michelle obama
better then laura bush
but she shouldnt be on there
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Female 1,682
ehh, i dunno...that list wasnt to good. Specially cause i dont agree with number one =/ kinda a let down...
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Male 375
"Michelle Obama is hideous"

I wouldn`t say that about her, but, she shouldn`t even be on the list

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Female 43
Michelle Obama looks like a clown..I wish people would stop glorifying her ugliness.
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Male 137
this list is stupid
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Male 1,929
Ah bless them. Maxim`s top 100 is to FHM`s top 100 what A1GP is to F1. It`s just not going to quite as good or respected.
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Female 147
What a waste...
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Male 130
Michelle Obama is hideous.
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Male 13,624
Gawd, Im old....Ive no idea who those top ten gals are....*walks off in shame..*
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Male 99
lohan 23? she`s like crack whore scary thin now
and britney 17? really? really?
obamahs wife? WTF was she doing even on there?

and hayden Panettiere should ahve come higher, i gotta say Michelle Trachtenberg seams to have grown up nicely since her days in buffy

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Male 94
Yeah this list is lame. Ciara number 32 I think not. Oh and someone who came 97th last year somehow managed to come 1st this year, without much of a change to her appearance, you expect me to believe that the 96 women higher than her last year suddenly became uglier than her. One or two maybe, but 96 is pretty much the whole list.
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Female 271
This list is f*cked.

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Male 2,510
Jennifer love Hewitt deserves better. She could send me into the light any day.

See what i did there?

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Male 2,510
lindsey lohan is 23?

and who was that chick at the start who wouldn`t STFU.

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Female 382
OLIVIA WILDE FTW.....I`ve always thought she was the most beautiful girl in Hollywood
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Male 506
Megan Fox should be number 1.
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Male 3,314
JLH deserves to be in the to 10. She is HOT!
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Female 101
wtf, Rihanna in the top 10? brr! And Natalie Portman and Monica Bellucci aren`t? Men, I will never figure them out...
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Female 9,402
What, wait, no fancylad on the list?
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Male 533
"olivia wilde ftw."

x100000

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Male 210
Eliza Dushku is totaly my type.

She could get me!

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Female 1,496
I don`t know about you guys but I would give my left arm to see #2 and #1 make out. HOT! Double hot. Those two get me through my boring days. And by boring days I mean the days when I order two large pizzas, six pack of Coke, and masturbate under my panties on the couch after eating so much I vomit. Oh yes, I do love my Wednesdays.
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Male 1,629
the list was ok..... i dont know about the order, and they are DEFINATELY missing some essentials.
jewel staite being one. i mean come on! she is easily top 15 material.
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Female 3,727
Okay, I don`t know why this list has me reeling but Michelle Obama is attractive in her own way but it is not appropriate for her to be on this list. WOW, this list...FAIL!
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Female 3,727
Ok...so here are my 2 cents...

Tila tequila?? Well hell I guess guys like skanks! 98, 96, 91, 88 are just nasty!!!! Have all you guys just lowered your standards that much!!!??? And Avril Lavigne looks like a little boy in drag. Do you know how tight she had to pull that top together to get some cleavage??? And the #1, whatever her name is....Ew!

Thank you and have a good night!

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Male 4,290
Michelle Obama - a new trend in FLILFs?

[spoiler]First Lady I`d Like to... yeah, you get it[/spoiler]

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Female 4,376
Now i don`t consider myself shallow..more like very picky but me and my fiance looked through all 100 pictures. He found all of them ugly and only thought megan fox was decent looking in the face, and my only favorites were Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera. Other than that they were basically all the same to me. I don`t like really skinny and/or tan atheltic girls.
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Male 838
olivia wilde ftw.
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Male 4,014
And another thing - Opie`s realsim is so beautiful that I would be so nervous and dumbfounded in person that she would think I was just another jackass on the internets, probably concluding I have collected more Star Trek card game cards (I have Picard, The Enterprise, the Yamamoto (look it up, its another Galaxy-Class starship, its real!) Data, and more!) than is healthy for a man to have in his dad`s possession, since he knew no one else would actually have the cards and he would need a second party to ever actually play the game, well than, um... I lost track, but it had something to do with authenticity, and saving my from horrible repeating animated GIFs that are forever etched in my mind that, well, is it wrong to like star trek trivia????

Thank you for vigilant moderation!

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Male 4,014
Damn Binary101, you have got to free yourself from the yolk of Communism - these woman aren`t even naked or taking dick.

Yeah, I said it - it NEEDED to be said...whenever someone isn`t free (too look at porn (or not) of their choosing) nobody is free.

Sure, its crude, but I stand by my statement`s fundementals 100%.

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Male 4,014
Rihanna isn`t that atractive, and I have I one word - saggers. And as other people have noted - that woman cannot sing! WTF!!! Neither can Britny Spears, but she was jailbait at the same time I was, so I cut her some slack (i.e., if she was in my highschool, since her and I are approximately the same age, in theory, she would have had sex with my amazing body.....right.)
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Male 392
no kristen bell?! shez a hottie!
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Male 845
damn, blocked by my ISP again.
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Female 4,197
michelle obama is there because her intelligence and warmth and the fact shes an interesting person makes her "hot"

also, I agree, we need a mens list now :/

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Male 923
I also agree on the Rhianna thing, it`s like her face bones don`t fit right into the ammount of skin she has:P and Michelle Obama what the hell... she looks like Oprah when she`s having one of her skinny weeks and is still exausted from throwing up and purging haha.
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Male 672
Dammit, where is the list of 100 sexiest men?! I demand a pictured ranking of hard-bodied hunks in an orderly fashion, and I demand it now!

I tried to look for it myself so I could suggest it, but my searching skills are sub-par and I couldn`t find anything :(

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Male 427
Also, Milla Jovovich should of been much higher. And agree with everyone on teh Zooey comments
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Male 427
"Am I the only one in the universe who thinks Rhianna is ugly? Seriously?! Her face bothers me, it`s all weird and small and just...gah!"

completely agree with ya.

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Male 813
Kat Dennings should be on there. Also Hayden should be much higher.
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Male 3,842
Britney Spears at #17 automatically fails this list.
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Male 626
JLove should be in the top 5... at least at looking at the rest of the top 10.

Most of them I didn`t know... and Megan Fox is gross imo. (Yes she WAS hot in Transformers but after I see her personality she kind of disgusts me.)

JLove just has that LOOK like that girl that sits two seats down from you in Desktop Publishing and wears a schoolgirl outfit for Homecoming "Dress Like a Geek Day" and drives you bonkers...
*sigh* True Story.

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Male 731
All of them are way too skinny. I mean, come on, put a bit of meat on them bones, girls.
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Male 516
"Zooey Deschanel any day."

I couldn`t agree more, was expecting her high on the list.

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Female 344
thats something ineeded to see...... i was always wondering who was #1
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Female 778
Ani187 - i rhianna`s ugly too. i don`t think she`s sings well, and still can`t figure out why she`s so popular.
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Male 9,306
Oh sorry, this is for hets. Wrong room.
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Male 623
How is Deschanel not on the list? Maxim is just praising people to get them into their stupid magazine.
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Male 1,686
those girls make me sick. okay not them personally - they`re just so "made".

Zooey Deschanel any day.

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Male 15,510
Wtf with that list, Michelle Obama hotter than Roselyn Sanchez?? and Shakira is not even there?? Maxim just have lost my respect.
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Male 543
worst list ever.
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Male 2,148
Ranking them is rediculous. Just post all their pictures and leave it at that. That`s the real reason people are looking at this list. I also disagree with making us reload things everytime we want to move up or down the list.
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Male 1,666
I`ve always loved JLH, and Malin Ackerman makes me achieve. Pretty good list.
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Male 3,255
"What`s going on, I can`t find Opie on there anywhere! :D"

Opie doesn`t look generic enough for a list like that.

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Male 3,255
@Bat_Girl

No blond. Why look generic?

BTW, look at that pic of Christina Agulara, why the drat would you make your skin darker than your hair? That... uhh, I drating HATE when women do that, why the drat would you wanna look like a moldy orange? Orange skin, white hair. BLAHHHH!

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Female 4,447
Am I the only one in the universe who thinks Rhianna is ugly? Seriously?! Her face bothers me, it`s all weird and small and just...gah!
On a more upbeat note, I *love* Malin Akerman. She`s cute and I like the fact that she has small tits. Well, small compared to what you normally see on a "hottest chicks" list. Keep on keeping it real, Malin!
(I feel like maybe that was a weird thing of me to say....)
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Male 144
Wow, I`m sorry they didn`t post a hot 100 men list for you fancylad.

And Michelle Obama is a sexy woman... I don`t know if she should be in the top 100 but meh. right on for her!

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Male 302
I must not watch enough TV because all I kept saying was, "Who? Who? Who? Who? Oh yeah, she`s niice. Who? Who? No way! Who? Dayumnnnn. Who? Who?"
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Male 307
OMG Michelle Obama? Braf. Might as well put ol` Oprah up there then.
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Male 19,861
One hour after posting and I`m still mad at this list.
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Male 19,861
Link_Hiei: I find your glib response bothersome.
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Male 1,788
Mmmm...women.
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Male 40
There is absolutely no world in which "13" is hotter than "Cameron!!!"
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Male 8,302
What`s going on, I can`t find Opie on there anywhere! :D
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Male 3,819
Kendra Wilkinson is my #1 and she`s not on the list at all. =(
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Male 567
How can Salma Hayek not be on this list?
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Male 3,819
Good list. You`re never gonna get something like this right, everyone`s tastes are so different. I am super curious as to why Britney Spears is on here, though. Emma Watson needs to be way higher, and I dono who the chick at the 100 spot is, but I think I might have to put her in the top ten.

And quit hating on Michelle Obama. I think she`s sexy. That`s an especially nice picture of her.

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Female 778
i just can`t see the big deal about adriana lima or meagan fox. i`m so happy mila kunis is in the top 5 though! i remember watching a show when i was younger that she was in, nick freno or something. i still can`t believe she`s with that freak macaulay culkin. she`s so pretty and he`s so... him. -_-
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Male 5,190
It`s all personal opinion. Everyone has a different taste. Nuff said.
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Male 7,933
Biel has to be higher than 11.
"If you were finally getting over your 14-yearlong crush on JLH, we apologize for this picture, which will set your recovery back a good decade"

drat

And #1 was way too high

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Male 458
Wasn`t really expecting her to be as number one, but oh well, still hot nonetheless.
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Female 386
Jessica Biel is 11...
My boyfriend thinks she is the hottest..
and Megan Fox...
urgh..
painful..
I wish I looked like that... I will one day when I get myself fixed up and lose weight...
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Female 13
81, 73, 53, 46, 45, 36, 31, 27, 26, 23, 5, ew.
this list sucked.
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Female 1,095
I couldn`t make it all the way through the list, but whatever. Michelle Obama and others definitely should not be on there.
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Male 5,314
wait what. michell obama hotter than olivia munn. yeah drating right.
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Female 323
seriously, if i lost thirty pounds and grew four inches and dyed my hair blond then i would maybe have a chance.
kindofnotreally.
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Male 390
wtf Michelle Obama?
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Female 323
why am i not on here?
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Male 19,861
Link: Maxim Magazine`s Hot 100 Women For 2009 [List] [Rate Link] - I have a big problem with some of these choices including: #10 being in the elite Top 10 and #93 being on any Hot list.
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