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88 Responses to Maxim Magazine`s Hot 100 Women For 2009 [List]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Link: Maxim Magazine`s Hot 100 Women For 2009 - I have a big problem with some of these choices including: #10 being in the elite Top 10 and #93 being on any Hot list.
  2. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    why am i not on here?
  3. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    wtf Michelle Obama?
  4. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    seriously, if i lost thirty pounds and grew four inches and dyed my hair blond then i would maybe have a chance.
    kindofnotreally.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    wait what. michell obama hotter than olivia munn. yeah drating right.
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    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    I couldn`t make it all the way through the list, but whatever. Michelle Obama and others definitely should not be on there.
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    mudkiipz Female 13-17
    13 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    81, 73, 53, 46, 45, 36, 31, 27, 26, 23, 5, ew.
    this list sucked.
  8. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Jessica Biel is 11...
    My boyfriend thinks she is the hottest..
    and Megan Fox...
    urgh..
    painful..
    I wish I looked like that... I will one day when I get myself fixed up and lose weight...
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    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    Wasn`t really expecting her to be as number one, but oh well, still hot nonetheless.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    Biel has to be higher than 11.
    "If you were finally getting over your 14-yearlong crush on JLH, we apologize for this picture, which will set your recovery back a good decade"

    drat

    And #1 was way too high

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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    i just can`t see the big deal about adriana lima or meagan fox. i`m so happy mila kunis is in the top 5 though! i remember watching a show when i was younger that she was in, nick freno or something. i still can`t believe she`s with that freak macaulay culkin. she`s so pretty and he`s so... him. -_-
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Good list. You`re never gonna get something like this right, everyone`s tastes are so different. I am super curious as to why Britney Spears is on here, though. Emma Watson needs to be way higher, and I dono who the chick at the 100 spot is, but I think I might have to put her in the top ten.

    And quit hating on Michelle Obama. I think she`s sexy. That`s an especially nice picture of her.

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    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm
    How can Salma Hayek not be on this list?
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    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Kendra Wilkinson is my #1 and she`s not on the list at all. =(
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    What`s going on, I can`t find Opie on there anywhere! :D
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    thissitesuk Male 30-39
    40 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    There is absolutely no world in which "13" is hotter than "Cameron!!!"
  17. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    Mmmm...women.
  18. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    Link_Hiei: I find your glib response bothersome.
  19. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    One hour after posting and I`m still mad at this list.
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    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    OMG Michelle Obama? Braf. Might as well put ol` Oprah up there then.
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    uncleduck Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I must not watch enough TV because all I kept saying was, "Who? Who? Who? Who? Oh yeah, she`s niice. Who? Who? No way! Who? Dayumnnnn. Who? Who?"
  22. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    Wow, I`m sorry they didn`t post a hot 100 men list for you fancylad.

    And Michelle Obama is a sexy woman... I don`t know if she should be in the top 100 but meh. right on for her!

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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Am I the only one in the universe who thinks Rhianna is ugly? Seriously?! Her face bothers me, it`s all weird and small and just...gah!
    On a more upbeat note, I *love* Malin Akerman. She`s cute and I like the fact that she has small tits. Well, small compared to what you normally see on a "hottest chicks" list. Keep on keeping it real, Malin!
    (I feel like maybe that was a weird thing of me to say....)
  24. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    @Bat_Girl

    No blond. Why look generic?

    BTW, look at that pic of Christina Agulara, why the drat would you make your skin darker than your hair? That... uhh, I drating HATE when women do that, why the drat would you wanna look like a moldy orange? Orange skin, white hair. BLAHHHH!

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    "What`s going on, I can`t find Opie on there anywhere! :D"

    Opie doesn`t look generic enough for a list like that.

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    I`ve always loved JLH, and Malin Ackerman makes me achieve. Pretty good list.
  27. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Ranking them is rediculous. Just post all their pictures and leave it at that. That`s the real reason people are looking at this list. I also disagree with making us reload things everytime we want to move up or down the list.
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    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    worst list ever.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    Wtf with that list, Michelle Obama hotter than Roselyn Sanchez?? and Shakira is not even there?? Maxim just have lost my respect.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:08 pm
    those girls make me sick. okay not them personally - they`re just so "made".

    Zooey Deschanel any day.

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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    How is Deschanel not on the list? Maxim is just praising people to get them into their stupid magazine.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    Oh sorry, this is for hets. Wrong room.
  33. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm
    Ani187 - i rhianna`s ugly too. i don`t think she`s sings well, and still can`t figure out why she`s so popular.
  34. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    thats something ineeded to see...... i was always wondering who was #1
  35. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    "Zooey Deschanel any day."

    I couldn`t agree more, was expecting her high on the list.

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    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:33 pm
    All of them are way too skinny. I mean, come on, put a bit of meat on them bones, girls.
  37. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    JLove should be in the top 5... at least at looking at the rest of the top 10.

    Most of them I didn`t know... and Megan Fox is gross imo. (Yes she WAS hot in Transformers but after I see her personality she kind of disgusts me.)

    JLove just has that LOOK like that girl that sits two seats down from you in Desktop Publishing and wears a schoolgirl outfit for Homecoming "Dress Like a Geek Day" and drives you bonkers...
    *sigh* True Story.

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Britney Spears at #17 automatically fails this list.
  39. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 11:49 pm
    Kat Dennings should be on there. Also Hayden should be much higher.
  40. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    "Am I the only one in the universe who thinks Rhianna is ugly? Seriously?! Her face bothers me, it`s all weird and small and just...gah!"

    completely agree with ya.

  41. Profile photo of kamietsu
    kamietsu Male 18-29
    427 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    Also, Milla Jovovich should of been much higher. And agree with everyone on teh Zooey comments
  42. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:05 am
    Dammit, where is the list of 100 sexiest men?! I demand a pictured ranking of hard-bodied hunks in an orderly fashion, and I demand it now!

    I tried to look for it myself so I could suggest it, but my searching skills are sub-par and I couldn`t find anything :(

  43. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:07 am
    I also agree on the Rhianna thing, it`s like her face bones don`t fit right into the ammount of skin she has:P and Michelle Obama what the hell... she looks like Oprah when she`s having one of her skinny weeks and is still exausted from throwing up and purging haha.
  44. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:10 am
    michelle obama is there because her intelligence and warmth and the fact shes an interesting person makes her "hot"

    also, I agree, we need a mens list now :/

  45. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:11 am
    damn, blocked by my ISP again.
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    jojobobisme Male 18-29
    392 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:34 am
    no kristen bell?! shez a hottie!
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:40 am
    Rihanna isn`t that atractive, and I have I one word - saggers. And as other people have noted - that woman cannot sing! WTF!!! Neither can Britny Spears, but she was jailbait at the same time I was, so I cut her some slack (i.e., if she was in my highschool, since her and I are approximately the same age, in theory, she would have had sex with my amazing body.....right.)
  48. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:43 am
    Damn Binary101, you have got to free yourself from the yolk of Communism - these woman aren`t even naked or taking dick.

    Yeah, I said it - it NEEDED to be said...whenever someone isn`t free (too look at porn (or not) of their choosing) nobody is free.

    Sure, its crude, but I stand by my statement`s fundementals 100%.

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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:57 am
    And another thing - Opie`s realsim is so beautiful that I would be so nervous and dumbfounded in person that she would think I was just another jackass on the internets, probably concluding I have collected more Star Trek card game cards (I have Picard, The Enterprise, the Yamamoto (look it up, its another Galaxy-Class starship, its real!) Data, and more!) than is healthy for a man to have in his dad`s possession, since he knew no one else would actually have the cards and he would need a second party to ever actually play the game, well than, um... I lost track, but it had something to do with authenticity, and saving my from horrible repeating animated GIFs that are forever etched in my mind that, well, is it wrong to like star trek trivia????

    Thank you for vigilant moderation!

  50. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 1:09 am
    olivia wilde ftw.
  51. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 1:22 am
    Now i don`t consider myself shallow..more like very picky but me and my fiance looked through all 100 pictures. He found all of them ugly and only thought megan fox was decent looking in the face, and my only favorites were Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera. Other than that they were basically all the same to me. I don`t like really skinny and/or tan atheltic girls.
  52. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 1:43 am
    Michelle Obama - a new trend in FLILFs?

    First Lady I`d Like to... yeah, you get it

  53. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 2:47 am
    Ok...so here are my 2 cents...

    Tila tequila?? Well hell I guess guys like skanks! 98, 96, 91, 88 are just nasty!!!! Have all you guys just lowered your standards that much!!!??? And Avril Lavigne looks like a little boy in drag. Do you know how tight she had to pull that top together to get some cleavage??? And the #1, whatever her name is....Ew!

    Thank you and have a good night!

  54. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 2:52 am
    Okay, I don`t know why this list has me reeling but Michelle Obama is attractive in her own way but it is not appropriate for her to be on this list. WOW, this list...FAIL!
  55. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 3:06 am
    the list was ok..... i dont know about the order, and they are DEFINATELY missing some essentials.
    jewel staite being one. i mean come on! she is easily top 15 material.
  56. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 3:37 am
    I don`t know about you guys but I would give my left arm to see #2 and #1 make out. HOT! Double hot. Those two get me through my boring days. And by boring days I mean the days when I order two large pizzas, six pack of Coke, and masturbate under my panties on the couch after eating so much I vomit. Oh yes, I do love my Wednesdays.
  57. Profile photo of Djeniek
    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 4:47 am
    Eliza Dushku is totaly my type.

    She could get me!

  58. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 4:53 am
    "olivia wilde ftw."

    x100000

  59. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:35 am
    What, wait, no fancylad on the list?
  60. Profile photo of miauw
    miauw Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:06 am
    wtf, Rihanna in the top 10? brr! And Natalie Portman and Monica Bellucci aren`t? Men, I will never figure them out...
  61. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:10 am
    JLH deserves to be in the to 10. She is HOT!
  62. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Megan Fox should be number 1.
  63. Profile photo of Dagaz20
    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:44 am
    OLIVIA WILDE FTW.....I`ve always thought she was the most beautiful girl in Hollywood
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:51 am
    lindsey lohan is 23?

    and who was that chick at the start who wouldn`t STFU.

  65. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 7:56 am
    Jennifer love Hewitt deserves better. She could send me into the light any day.

    See what i did there?

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    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:03 am
    This list is f*cked.

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    nlcs Male 18-29
    94 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:17 am
    Yeah this list is lame. Ciara number 32 I think not. Oh and someone who came 97th last year somehow managed to come 1st this year, without much of a change to her appearance, you expect me to believe that the 96 women higher than her last year suddenly became uglier than her. One or two maybe, but 96 is pretty much the whole list.
  68. Profile photo of HarryDresden
    HarryDresden Male 18-29
    99 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 8:26 am
    lohan 23? she`s like crack whore scary thin now
    and britney 17? really? really?
    obamahs wife? WTF was she doing even on there?

    and hayden Panettiere should ahve come higher, i gotta say Michelle Trachtenberg seams to have grown up nicely since her days in buffy

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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:06 am
    Gawd, Im old....Ive no idea who those top ten gals are....*walks off in shame..*
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    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Michelle Obama is hideous.
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    uunnfair_4ol Female 18-29
    147 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:11 am
    What a waste...
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Ah bless them. Maxim`s top 100 is to FHM`s top 100 what A1GP is to F1. It`s just not going to quite as good or respected.
  73. Profile photo of MikeW
    MikeW Male 30-39
    137 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:15 am
    this list is stupid
  74. Profile photo of kmosuch
    kmosuch Female 18-29
    43 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 11:21 am
    Michelle Obama looks like a clown..I wish people would stop glorifying her ugliness.
  75. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
    375 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    "Michelle Obama is hideous"

    I wouldn`t say that about her, but, she shouldn`t even be on the list

  76. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    ehh, i dunno...that list wasnt to good. Specially cause i dont agree with number one =/ kinda a let down...
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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    jennifer love hewitt is definitely still sexy as hell
    as for michelle obama
    better then laura bush
    but she shouldnt be on there
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    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    britanny spears look likes a man in drag
  79. Profile photo of theelgeth
    theelgeth Female 70 & Over
    99 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    OMG #5 Mila Kunis <333 i think that if there is a heaven, she is what it looks like.
  80. Profile photo of 0Sigma0
    0Sigma0 Female 30-39
    525 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Olivia Wilde is hotter than Megan Fox? Really? What planet is Maxim on?
    And sorry, but some on that list are just ridiculous - Taylor Swift? She smiles and her eyes disappear. (and ranked 10 higher than Carrie Underwood?)
    Don`t know who chose that list, but I`m guessing a group of 14-17 year olds.
  81. Profile photo of ilovetristan
    ilovetristan Female 18-29
    662 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    I find Jessica Biel super hot. She`s #1 on my list.
    I don`t see whats so special about Maxim`s #1? I`ve never seen her before. But Megan Fox.. mmm.
  82. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 9:56 am
    ...list is messed up.

    Though I do agree that Wilde should be top 3 (olivia wilde ftw), Fox has to be #1, and yea miauw, Rihanna over Natalie Portman?

  83. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    I saw a woman in town today who was absolutely stunningly beautiful, yet she didn`t make it onto this list.
  84. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    May 17, 2009 at 4:42 am
    im sure the guys loved this but..
    i dont really care. dont even know why i clicked guess im extra bored.
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    snottydyck Male 40-49
    695 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 5:40 am
    skanks alot!
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    May 27, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Rhianna is disgusting. She looks like a balding alien. Sarah Chalke should be number 1. She`s seriously my dream woman.
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    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    June 30, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Seriously, Maxim lost any respect I had left for them. Wasthis list made after pounding down a bottle of Jagermeister? Michele Obama, really?! I wouldn`t diddle her with Kim Kardashan`s penis. Sriously, who are half these people? Do you need to be stoinking a sports player or a second-rate, has-been actor to make the top ten?

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