Marijuana Pepsi Jackson

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny
http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/40874017.html

Any more information would ruin this headline and the surprise to the story. Just... Marijuana... Pepsi... Jackson.
There are 40 comments:
Male 170
I once knew of this chick on this website called "Opiebreath". Who woulda thought?!
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Female 3,727
God, her parents hated her! At least it`s not Moxie Crimefighter???? Jeez...
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Female 1,413
lol marijuana pepsi thats awesome. i would have for sure gone by like mary or something.
i would have been a pot-smokin-pepsi-drinkin badass, too reidcook.
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Male 228
Holy poo!!! Idiocracy is coming true!!!!
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Male 1,452
i know a Sandy Beach
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Male 15,832
My dad went to college with a girl named Ophelia Peters. :-P
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Male 1,452
I got a worse name Samantha Tucker Dorris
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Male 381
i cant believe her parents singled out the one kid to name marijuana. lmao i would have embraced my heritage and been a pot-smokin pepsi-drinkin badass.
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Female 15,763
Of all the things I thought the title of this link could`ve stood for, a name was not high on the list.
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Male 2,748
idk about a movie... i think theres kinda a lot of those already... eh, wutever
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Female 323
WOOT
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Male 451
this here`s my girl, Crystalmeth Hotpocket
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Male 177
Well, if her parents were potheads. When they say what do you love the most they can say marijuana, but pepsi`s a close second
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Male 395
"Wonder what she will name her kids..=o"
sukru, It says it in the article
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Male 886
VV Sukru, it said she has a 6 year-old son that she named Isaac.
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Male 87
Wonder what she will name her kids.. =o
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Male 338
wow... she`s such an inspiration... its ok to run red lights... if you got something to prove... you go girl...
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Female 104
"In case you`re wondering, she said she never once smoked the stuff and prefers orange soda."

I am disappointed :(

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Female 142
At least she wasn`t named "Crack Whiskey Jackson" or something. Actually..that would be hilarious.
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Male 2,076
bahahaha
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Male 431
the reason she was successful wasnt overcomeing her name, its because shes hot!
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Female 379
I lived in Beloit for several years and she is almost like famous there!
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Female 4,039
I still can`t beleive they named her marijuana. Even the Pepsi I can sort of say is cute in a way, but marijuana? Good for her it didn`t hold her back. Wonder if that`s why all the celebs give their kids crazy names. It`s like a kick in the pants at birth to make something of yourself.
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Male 15,832
Sorry but there ought to be adults at every hospital to review baby names and, when appropriate, just say no. I actually encountered an unfortunate young African-American girl whose mother, apparently in a drug-induced haze, named her Latrina. My first thought was, does she have a sister named Toiletta?
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Male 2,034
"her parents were such fun loving people"

No, they`re dirty, stupid, hippies.

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Male 480
I love how it shows off the ignorance of cops right at the begining. Great story and more power to her!
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Male 4,867
haha what a name!
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Female 9,402
finally, i don`t feel bad about my name...
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Male 182
I would marry her just to say my wife is marijuana.
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Male 5,190
Marijuana as a name? Gigady gigady ohh right!
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Male 9,306
Interesting story.
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Female 1,006
I would have changed my name so fast...
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Female 3,696
I know a girl whose family is Quebecois, all her family has french sounding names, Pierre and Dominique except when her youngest sister was born her mom got to name her and named her Georgia Ray Sunshine lol

I also went to elementary school with a girl named Lanova Lavender Loverock...she dropped out of school in grade 8 and got pregnant ;)

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Male 1,140
thats pretty badass.
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Male 817
The twist in the story is... it`s 66 degrees in Milwaukee, Wisconsin at this point in time. *GASP
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Female 223
"And they would cool off with a Pepsi," she said, which makes you think it`s lucky for Sawyer that it wasn`t Coke instead."

Lmao!

Good for her. It`s a load of bull, though, that her parents named her sisters normally. She had to suffer that name alone.

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Male 442
haha wow I didn`t see that coming.

Marijuana Pepsi Jackson indeed

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Male 2,125
I wonder what her parents were smoking (and drinking) to name her that...
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Female 346
That was actually pretty good.
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Male 19,854
Link: Marijuana Pepsi Jackson [Rate Link] - Any more information would ruin this headline and the surprise to the story. Just... Marijuana... Pepsi... Jackson.
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