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Date: 05/13/09 03:17 PM

58 Responses to Lion Vs. Monkey In The 100 Yard Dash [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18923 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Link: Lion Vs. Monkey In The 100 Yard Dash - This is not going to end well for the monkey.
  2. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    fell worse for the guy who took this picture than the monkey
  3. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1788 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    That lion`s already licking his lips.
  4. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    Pffft, don`t even need to see the picture, the Lion wins every time.

    Good morning folks, speaking of monkeys, we finally have a new EuroMod to help Davy cover that geographic timezone, we`ve been heavy on Yank mods, me and Shellie have been managing fine in Oz, and poor Davy has been all on his lonesome over near France somewhere. So if you see him, welcome our new Mod... Maddog! The oldest new mod, er newest old mod, er modest new older... anyway he used to be a mod, then he wasn`t, now he`s one again. SO welcome him back or something.

  5. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    @fghj

    zoom feature.

  6. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9252 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    Run, lion, run. and yea congrats madd.
  7. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Yeah, But What You Don`t See Is The T-Rex Behind Them!
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Lmao the Lion is already licking his lips on that pic
  9. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Duh, the monkey just needs to outrun the photographer...
  10. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    "Monkey! Get in my belly!"
  11. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Lionhart.. tsch .. Not French... Oh no no no...

    But......


  12. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    the look of determination on the monkey is awe inspiring.
  13. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    cool
  14. Profile photo of jar-head
    jar-head Male 13-17
    596 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    lmfao " The monkey just needs to outrun the photographer"
  15. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    Monkey: "must...keep...running..."
  16. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    jarhead makes a good point.
  17. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    > JMaybury

    LOL. Actually he`s an Irish Brit currently living in Holland, but with the EU (prounounced Eeeeeeew) these days I guess its no difference.

    Photoshop lesson: Use the magic wand tool to select the white in the Irish hat (make sure `contiguous` is turned on in the toolbar and you won`t get any white INSIDE the hat) to eliminate the white.

  18. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Am I a Lion? I don`t think of myself as a Lion, although you may as well. I have a Mighty Roar...

    He *was* curious, curious George.

  19. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    LIONHART, STOP IT. STOP CHASING THAT MONKEY.
  20. Profile photo of MrBowserPuff
    MrBowserPuff Male 13-17
    275 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Alternate ending to the Lion King
  21. Profile photo of nrvegetarian
    nrvegetarian Female 13-17
    140 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    That monkey looks pretty damn serious. You think he knows something we don`t?
  22. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Kill the monkey!!!
  23. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    lion already knows the out come, look at him lick his lips
  24. Profile photo of ADMFlapplap
    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    That`s a baboon, not just a monkey, they can defend themselves pretty well, I bet he had a good chance at surviving.
  25. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    The baboon will climb a tree and then throw poo at the lion.
  26. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 6:58 pm
    Yeah, a baboon is an ape, not a monkey (no tail). And male lions don`t often hunt unless they`re rogue juveniles which this old guy certainly isn`t. Notice the way the background drops out of focus so quickly behind the lion yet both subjects are in perfect focus as is the ground under and in front of them. Also notice that neither of them is touching the ground. All this causes me to call shopped.
  27. Profile photo of Ohsnaaap
    Ohsnaaap Female 13-17
    26 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    this whole discussion of "its an ape!" reminds me of the wonderful song I learned last year

    "If it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey, even if it has a monkey kinda shape!
    if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey, if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape!"
    pointless song :p

  28. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    "The baboon will climb a tree and then throw poo at the lion."

    I dont see no trees.

    GET EM LION

  29. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    I call photoshop.
  30. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    Too bad the baboon got a head start.. he wouldn`t know what the lion was planning...
  31. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    I don`t know... he looks pretty determined.
  32. Profile photo of lord_byron
    lord_byron Male 13-17
    307 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    oh SNAP
  33. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    aww poor monkey to bad i did not get to see the finish
  34. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    lion`s lookin` hungrrry. lol.
  35. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    aww poor monkey to bad i did not get to see the finish
  36. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    looks like the lion is getting a little tired
  37. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    Asante Sana Squashed Banana.
  38. Profile photo of s0rd3dvis1on
    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2388 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:08 pm
    look at him lick his chops
  39. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    no way man that monkey is about to pick up a big ol` stick and jump `n spin through the air and lay that lion`s ass OUT
  40. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    I don`t know which one I`d be more scared of. The lion `cause it`s a lion or the monkey `cause of that butt-ugly face.
  41. Profile photo of JMaybury
    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 12:26 am
    Haha, Lionhart, will free form select work in paint. That`s the closest i`ve got.
  42. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:06 am
    Somebody shoot Lionhart!
  43. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:26 am
    Don`t feel sorry for the monkey. The lion might win the 100m, but the next round is the egg-and-spoon race, where the monkey has a huge advantage.
  44. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:58 am
    baboons are asshats, everyone knows this. vicious little buggers
  45. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:01 am
    lukas1051 i think you have your priorities mixed up lol. Ugliness or getting nomed... which to fear the most?
  46. Profile photo of stankilla
    stankilla Male 18-29
    123 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:27 am
    hope there a tree nearby...
  47. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:23 am
    The lion looks hungry for the monkey
  48. Profile photo of simbha
    simbha Male 30-39
    412 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 5:52 am
    Baboons are monkeys, specifically Old World Monkeys. They do have tails:

    No idea if this is photoshopped. Not my area of expertise. From what I`ve briefly read on the web, it appears plausible given the two species live in similar geographic areas.

  49. Profile photo of 5577
    5577 Male 13-17
    518 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 6:19 am
    I`m trying to decide which one is more delicious myself
  50. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:51 am
    Well, simbah, I pretty much stepped on my doodah on that one. I could have sworn baboons didn`t have tails, but apparently, they do. :-/

    I`m still calling shopped on the pic, though.

  51. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 10:46 am
    @Mikeado - LOL :-)
  52. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  53. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    that monkeys not stupid. It`s heading straight for the cameraman so the lion goes for the bigger meal and forgets the monkey :)
  54. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Ahehehe, Just my thoughts Shellie, clever indeed.

    "OldOllie: I could have sworn baboons didn`t have tails, but apparently, they do."
    wait... what? how can you tell it got a tail? does anyone else see it? (maybe im too layzy to read the other comments that makes sense out of that one, srry if thats the case)
    and why would you call it a PSD? looks legit to me...

    wait, those two species do live in the same area?

  55. Profile photo of jimenfel001
    jimenfel001 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    nooooooooooooooo! omg monkey run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  56. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    May 20, 2009 at 1:22 am
    I do not feel sorry for the baboon because it is so ugly and prolly has a big red azz. Also, baboons wait til mother cheetahs have exhausted themselves chasing down and killing small game and then they steal it, knowing the cheetah is too spent to do anything about it. That sucks.
  57. Profile photo of hated0love
    hated0love Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 21, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    aww poor monkey to bad i did not get to see the finish

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