Lion Vs. Monkey In The 100 Yard Dash [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Misc

This is not going to end well for the monkey.
There are 58 comments:
Female 344
aww poor monkey to bad i did not get to see the finish
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Female 160
I do not feel sorry for the baboon because it is so ugly and prolly has a big red azz. Also, baboons wait til mother cheetahs have exhausted themselves chasing down and killing small game and then they steal it, knowing the cheetah is too spent to do anything about it. That sucks.
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Female 175
nooooooooooooooo! omg monkey run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 3,619
Ahehehe, Just my thoughts Shellie, clever indeed.

"OldOllie: I could have sworn baboons didn`t have tails, but apparently, they do."
wait... what? how can you tell it got a tail? does anyone else see it? (maybe im too layzy to read the other comments that makes sense out of that one, srry if thats the case)
and why would you call it a PSD? looks legit to me...

wait, those two species do live in the same area?

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Female 4,197
that monkeys not stupid. It`s heading straight for the cameraman so the lion goes for the bigger meal and forgets the monkey :)
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Female 665
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Female 4,039
@Mikeado - LOL :-)
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Male 15,832
Well, simbah, I pretty much stepped on my doodah on that one. I could have sworn baboons didn`t have tails, but apparently, they do. :-/

I`m still calling shopped on the pic, though.

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Male 518
I`m trying to decide which one is more delicious myself
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Male 416
Baboons are monkeys, specifically Old World Monkeys. They do have tails:

No idea if this is photoshopped. Not my area of expertise. From what I`ve briefly read on the web, it appears plausible given the two species live in similar geographic areas.

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Male 844
The lion looks hungry for the monkey
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Male 123
hope there a tree nearby...
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Female 718
lukas1051 i think you have your priorities mixed up lol. Ugliness or getting nomed... which to fear the most?
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Male 1,347
baboons are asshats, everyone knows this. vicious little buggers
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Male 2,159
Don`t feel sorry for the monkey. The lion might win the 100m, but the next round is the egg-and-spoon race, where the monkey has a huge advantage.
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Male 3,301
Somebody shoot Lionhart!
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Male 209
Haha, Lionhart, will free form select work in paint. That`s the closest i`ve got.
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Male 3,425
I don`t know which one I`d be more scared of. The lion `cause it`s a lion or the monkey `cause of that butt-ugly face.
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Male 617
no way man that monkey is about to pick up a big ol` stick and jump `n spin through the air and lay that lion`s ass OUT
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Male 2,388
look at him lick his chops
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Female 1,386
Asante Sana Squashed Banana.
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Male 612
looks like the lion is getting a little tired
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Female 344
aww poor monkey to bad i did not get to see the finish
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Male 1,685
lion`s lookin` hungrrry. lol.
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Female 344
aww poor monkey to bad i did not get to see the finish
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Male 307
oh SNAP
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Female 15,763
I don`t know... he looks pretty determined.
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Male 2,395
Too bad the baboon got a head start.. he wouldn`t know what the lion was planning...
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Male 3,058
I call photoshop.
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Male 7,933
"The baboon will climb a tree and then throw poo at the lion."

I dont see no trees.

GET EM LION

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Female 26
this whole discussion of "its an ape!" reminds me of the wonderful song I learned last year

"If it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey, even if it has a monkey kinda shape!
if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey, if it doesnt have a tail its not a monkey its an ape!"
pointless song :p

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Male 15,832
Yeah, a baboon is an ape, not a monkey (no tail). And male lions don`t often hunt unless they`re rogue juveniles which this old guy certainly isn`t. Notice the way the background drops out of focus so quickly behind the lion yet both subjects are in perfect focus as is the ground under and in front of them. Also notice that neither of them is touching the ground. All this causes me to call shopped.
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Female 528
The baboon will climb a tree and then throw poo at the lion.
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Male 175
That`s a baboon, not just a monkey, they can defend themselves pretty well, I bet he had a good chance at surviving.
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Male 2,748
lion already knows the out come, look at him lick his lips
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Female 458
Kill the monkey!!!
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Female 140
That monkey looks pretty damn serious. You think he knows something we don`t?
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Male 275
Alternate ending to the Lion King
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Male 1,468
LIONHART, STOP IT. STOP CHASING THAT MONKEY.
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Male 3,431
Am I a Lion? I don`t think of myself as a Lion, although you may as well. I have a Mighty Roar...

He *was* curious, curious George.

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Male 5,189
The monkey looks very very very determined to live.
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Male 8,300
> JMaybury

LOL. Actually he`s an Irish Brit currently living in Holland, but with the EU (prounounced Eeeeeeew) these days I guess its no difference.

Photoshop lesson: Use the magic wand tool to select the white in the Irish hat (make sure `contiguous` is turned on in the toolbar and you won`t get any white INSIDE the hat) to eliminate the white.

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Male 388
jarhead makes a good point.
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Male 10,855
Monkey: "must...keep...running..."
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Male 596
lmfao " The monkey just needs to outrun the photographer"
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Male 4,393
cool
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Male 404
the look of determination on the monkey is awe inspiring.
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Male 209
Lionhart.. tsch .. Not French... Oh no no no...

But......


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Male 199
"Monkey! Get in my belly!"
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Male 516
Duh, the monkey just needs to outrun the photographer...
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Male 15,510
Lmao the Lion is already licking his lips on that pic
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Male 127
Yeah, But What You Don`t See Is The T-Rex Behind Them!
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Female 9,572
Run, lion, run. and yea congrats madd.
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Male 1,837
@fghj

zoom feature.

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Male 8,300
Pffft, don`t even need to see the picture, the Lion wins every time.

Good morning folks, speaking of monkeys, we finally have a new EuroMod to help Davy cover that geographic timezone, we`ve been heavy on Yank mods, me and Shellie have been managing fine in Oz, and poor Davy has been all on his lonesome over near France somewhere. So if you see him, welcome our new Mod... Maddog! The oldest new mod, er newest old mod, er modest new older... anyway he used to be a mod, then he wasn`t, now he`s one again. SO welcome him back or something.

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Male 1,788
That lion`s already licking his lips.
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Male 391
fell worse for the guy who took this picture than the monkey
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Male 20,908
Link: Lion Vs. Monkey In The 100 Yard Dash [Pic] [Rate Link] - This is not going to end well for the monkey.
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