Kentucky`s Turtleman Likes Turtles

Submitted by: Fritolicious 8 years ago in Funny

Kentucky"s Turtleman shows you how to get them snapping turtles out of ponds. Prepare to be creeped the hell out.
There are 41 comments:
Male 162
These turtles will pass on the legend of the "indian yelling" jackarse from above for generations.
Favourite part - "you can`t trust `em". Of course not! They seem to be pretty annoyed by you... wonder why.

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Male 228
Now this is a kindhearted man just enjoying life. Smile on my face for days. Fight on, Turtleman!
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Female 47
"Ah, thats a rebel indian yell." of course it is
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Male 4
someone call the aspca
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Female 8
" that`s that there yell, yanno. "
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Male 181
"...or typhoid?"
"Naw, it be a-water snaykes."

Also.

"Ah try nawt to smile, cawse I gawt mah teeth knocked out bah a chain saw."

Makes me a little bit prouder to be a Kentuckian.

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Male 15,832
Guy`s got stones.
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Male 2,582
I bet he has sex with them.
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Female 68
What exactly were we suppose to be creeped out about?
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Male 976
This video would`ve been perfect except for the yell.
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Male 339
Gotta love the posts that bring out the delusions of locale superiority in the dim people.

This guy is awesome though, reminds me of just about every neighbor I currently have.

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Female 1,199
Well, I am amazed. o_o;
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Male 606
How does he still have all his fingers...?
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Male 138
what good is a high school education if you can do that?
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Male 4,680
Kentucky must be the most awesome place in the world if this man lives there.

More of him here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZo6EdEUw...

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Male 949
I`ve seen a snapping turtle with a shell about two feet in diameter. Thankfully I was in a boat at the time. That sucker was HUGE.
Also, cue the stingray-to-the-heart.
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Male 1,399
I`m sorry, but this guy`s great.

He`s very good at catching turtles, and he loves it.

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Male 864
Yehyehyehyehyehye!!!!
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Female 778
ugh. i watched 30 seconds. not all of us are `unique` like that, most of us have teeth, and we do wear shoes. we don`t speak with that accent either.
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Male 15,510
So that is what the turtle kid grow up to be!

Video

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Male 295
Actually, when i lived in kentucky i had a pond that had two snapping turtles in it and a bunch of fish. This guy actually went to our pond once, and caught one of the turtles, said
"It`s the biggest damned turtle i ever saw"
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Male 281
That was badass. I tried turtle once and it was nasty.
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Female 9,572
This brings "I like turtles" to a whole new level.
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Male 57
I would like to know exactly how his face came into contact with a chainsaw and knocked out his front teeth.
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Male 191
Gatorade - Its got what Turtleman CRAVES!!!

That was pretty weird...

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Male 175
Haha... This guy is awesome. At 2:49 he was blithely unaware of how close he came to becoming a eunuch.
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Male 17,511
I wouldn`t call this guy "white trash" just because he hunts snappers. He`s making a living at something he loves and doesn`t do drugs or smoke.

I think I`ll call up Mike Rowe and tell him about this guy. :-)

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Male 5,189
Snapperlicious. xD
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Male 340
YEEHEHEHEHEEAAAAAAAHOOO
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Female 99
I like the war cry every time he catches one.
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Male 357
How is he white trash? He`s a good hunter and just having fun. He seems to be doing pretty well with his technique. And of course you don`t fish for them because you would never even get close to one of them turtles.
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Male 5,620
Dear God.. white trash makes it on television. That is not how to fish for them..

This is what we call in Kentucky White Trash. Yes, a lot of people do that sort of thing, but in a better manner. You take a milk carton, as a floater, a large steel hook, and bait it with chicken liver. The milk carton keeps it a float, and wears the mud turtle out.. then you just grab the rope and pull it in. I don`t fish for them, but they are a delicacy around here. (I have never eaten one either.)

Mud Turtle goes for more than steak or lobster... the meat has 7 different flavors, one resembles chicken.

This guy is just nasty.. a nasty piece of white trash. lol


*face**palm*

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Male 817
Why did I just watch that whole thing?
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Male 14,331
VV He must be looking for replacements for his teef.
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Female 4,039
Nice teef. Is there that big a demand for snapping turtles?
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Male 357
That guy isn`t creepy at all. He`s just some crazy redneck. He`s actually a complete badass.

Don`t be afraid, city folks, when all your bailout money is gone and the economy completely collapses, this is the guy that will help you get food.

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Male 195
"So do you...."
"All of them"
"Wow. Really?"
"Yes. Sometimes twice a day."
"Wow....just.....wow"
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Male 42
"Next week on Heroes!"
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Male 844
i thought it would be the turtle boy link. This kinda cool, freaky and weird at the same time
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Male 1,685
I was going to make fun of his stereotypical missing teeth...till the chainsaw part - & there is NO cooler way to lose one`s teeth.
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Male 199
Link: Kentucky`s Turtleman Likes Turtles [Rate Link] - Kentucky`s Turtleman shows you how to get them snapping turtles out of ponds. Prepare to be creeped the hell out.
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