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Date: 05/05/09 06:00 AM

41 Responses to Kentucky`s Turtleman Likes Turtles

  1. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:31 am
    Link: Kentucky`s Turtleman Likes Turtles - Kentucky`s Turtleman shows you how to get them snapping turtles out of ponds. Prepare to be creeped the hell out.
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    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:09 am
    I was going to make fun of his stereotypical missing teeth...till the chainsaw part - & there is NO cooler way to lose one`s teeth.
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    Binary101 Male 13-17
    846 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:09 am
    i thought it would be the turtle boy link. This kinda cool, freaky and weird at the same time
  4. Profile photo of Epicasaurus
    Epicasaurus Male 13-17
    42 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:11 am
    "Next week on Heroes!"
  5. Profile photo of Immigrant
    Immigrant Male 18-29
    195 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:19 am
    "So do you...."
    "All of them"
    "Wow. Really?"
    "Yes. Sometimes twice a day."
  6. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:25 am
    That guy isn`t creepy at all. He`s just some crazy redneck. He`s actually a complete badass.

    Don`t be afraid, city folks, when all your bailout money is gone and the economy completely collapses, this is the guy that will help you get food.

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4029 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:25 am
    Nice teef. Is there that big a demand for snapping turtles?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14194 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:29 am
    VV He must be looking for replacements for his teef.
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    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Why did I just watch that whole thing?
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5370 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:34 am
    Dear God.. white trash makes it on television. That is not how to fish for them..

    This is what we call in Kentucky White Trash. Yes, a lot of people do that sort of thing, but in a better manner. You take a milk carton, as a floater, a large steel hook, and bait it with chicken liver. The milk carton keeps it a float, and wears the mud turtle out.. then you just grab the rope and pull it in. I don`t fish for them, but they are a delicacy around here. (I have never eaten one either.)

    Mud Turtle goes for more than steak or lobster... the meat has 7 different flavors, one resembles chicken.

    This guy is just nasty.. a nasty piece of white trash. lol


  11. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:40 am
    How is he white trash? He`s a good hunter and just having fun. He seems to be doing pretty well with his technique. And of course you don`t fish for them because you would never even get close to one of them turtles.
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    QH_girl Female 18-29
    99 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 6:51 am
    I like the war cry every time he catches one.
  13. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 7:18 am
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17516 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 8:02 am
    I wouldn`t call this guy "white trash" just because he hunts snappers. He`s making a living at something he loves and doesn`t do drugs or smoke.

    I think I`ll call up Mike Rowe and tell him about this guy. :-)

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    ADMFlapplap Male 18-29
    175 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 8:02 am
    Haha... This guy is awesome. At 2:49 he was blithely unaware of how close he came to becoming a eunuch.
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    quentinb Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 8:21 am
    Gatorade - Its got what Turtleman CRAVES!!!

    That was pretty weird...

  17. Profile photo of its_steve
    its_steve Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:01 am
    I would like to know exactly how his face came into contact with a chainsaw and knocked out his front teeth.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9148 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:48 am
    This brings "I like turtles" to a whole new level.
  19. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    281 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 10:25 am
    That was badass. I tried turtle once and it was nasty.
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    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Actually, when i lived in kentucky i had a pond that had two snapping turtles in it and a bunch of fish. This guy actually went to our pond once, and caught one of the turtles, said
    "It`s the biggest damned turtle i ever saw"
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 10:50 am
    So that is what the turtle kid grow up to be!


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    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 11:02 am
    ugh. i watched 30 seconds. not all of us are `unique` like that, most of us have teeth, and we do wear shoes. we don`t speak with that accent either.
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 11:33 am
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 11:49 am
    I`m sorry, but this guy`s great.

    He`s very good at catching turtles, and he loves it.

  25. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    I`ve seen a snapping turtle with a shell about two feet in diameter. Thankfully I was in a boat at the time. That sucker was HUGE.
    Also, cue the stingray-to-the-heart.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Kentucky must be the most awesome place in the world if this man lives there.

    More of him here:

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    MrGuy Male 18-29
    138 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    what good is a high school education if you can do that?
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    How does he still have all his fingers...?
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Well, I am amazed. o_o;
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    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Gotta love the posts that bring out the delusions of locale superiority in the dim people.

    This guy is awesome though, reminds me of just about every neighbor I currently have.

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    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    This video would`ve been perfect except for the yell.
  32. Profile photo of this_be_me
    this_be_me Female 18-29
    68 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    What exactly were we suppose to be creeped out about?
  33. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2585 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    I bet he has sex with them.
  34. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15845 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    Guy`s got stones.
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    lightingbug Male 30-39
    182 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    "...or typhoid?"
    "Naw, it be a-water snaykes."


    "Ah try nawt to smile, cawse I gawt mah teeth knocked out bah a chain saw."

    Makes me a little bit prouder to be a Kentuckian.

  36. Profile photo of toxic_
    toxic_ Female 18-29
    8 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 2:27 am
    " that`s that there yell, yanno. "
  37. Profile photo of MumboJumbo7
    MumboJumbo7 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    someone call the aspca
  38. Profile photo of thecolor9
    thecolor9 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    "Ah, thats a rebel indian yell." of course it is
  39. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 12:12 am
    Now this is a kindhearted man just enjoying life. Smile on my face for days. Fight on, Turtleman!
  40. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 7:07 am
    These turtles will pass on the legend of the "indian yelling" jackarse from above for generations.
    Favourite part - "you can`t trust `em". Of course not! They seem to be pretty annoyed by you... wonder why.

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