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Date: 05/13/09 12:00 PM

77 Responses to Just Barely Safe For Work French Music Video

  1. Profile photo of pollo_loco05
    pollo_loco05 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 11:57 am
    Link: Just Barely Safe For Work French Music Video - Not sure of the band or the song, but when you see the video, you`ll understand why the facts aren`t important. NSFWish.
  2. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    And that is why I want to go to France.
    "Oh, a nude woman walking down the street, I`ll just watch."
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    JMaybury Male 18-29
    209 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:17 pm
    First girl was far too skinny
  4. Profile photo of TicaVerde
    TicaVerde Female 18-29
    143 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Well, I was able to practice my french.

    I lived in Paris, everyone there wants to be an artist.

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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Pretty good video. But I concur, the first girl was too skinny, her hip bones were creeping me out.
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    cbs12251971 Male 30-39
    21 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    they had me at "baby"
  7. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    I miss Paris, I surely do.
  8. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Yet Again Those Frikin Black Bars Ruin My Day!!!
  9. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    I hope this catches on across the globe. As long as no fatties attempt it.
  10. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    I`d yiff that.
  11. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    omfg
  12. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    shes is super skinny look at her pelvic bones jutting out
  13. Profile photo of CrimsonCat
    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
    105 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    What a way to make people read your lyrics.

    Second girl was hot and the third girl was cute.
    No. 1 was too skinny around the hips for my taste.

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    je_scream Female 18-29
    761 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Wow, 7 years of French and a summer in Montreal still makes me wonder wtf this is all about. Sacre bleu!
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    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    notice the perv run back up the street to take a picture from the front lmao
  16. Profile photo of zombiejedi
    zombiejedi Male 18-29
    57 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    the french are good fo somthing
  17. Profile photo of indigo_dream
    indigo_dream Female 18-29
    71 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    je_scream, quebecois french is totally different from parisien french. added to the fact that it can sometimes be incredibly difficult to understand native speakers.

    the song kind of reminds me of some stuff by Yelle, another french artist. interesting concept for the video...surprised no one got arrested for public indecency! lol

  18. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    1. i wish i was there
    2. this would be a good time to steal something
  19. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
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    May 13, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    I found myself trying to look for a purpose to the song, nevertheless, I came up with a crazy theory that it`s about abstinence....
  20. Profile photo of KatWaffles
    KatWaffles Female 13-17
    74 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    I bet a lot of husbands and boyfriends slept in the dog house a while after that! lol
  21. Profile photo of yofuzzy
    yofuzzy Male 13-17
    310 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    okay I-A-B ers, i hereby charge you with the holy quest to find the uncensored version
  22. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    At one point she says "et je veux que tu me rage avec ta prime".

    I speak fluent french, and can translate this. What she said was:

    "Everybody thinks I`m sexy except for Prime, for he is a raging homosexual".

  23. Profile photo of Traxus
    Traxus Male 13-17
    105 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    +10 Internets to whoever finds the uncensored version.
  24. Profile photo of SamVimes
    SamVimes Male 30-39
    619 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    I just watched that video without any sound, and I`m guessing I didn`t miss much.

    Also, it was quite a coup getting Courtney Love as the last girl.

  25. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    is it bad if i liked the song?
  26. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    "notice the perv run back up the street to take a picture from the front lmao"

    It`s a good thing I wasn`t there while they were taping this. You would have seen me following her and running in front of her the entire video.

  27. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Too bad the song was annoying as hell.
  28. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    "It`s a good thing I wasn`t there while they were taping this. You would have seen me following her and running in front of her the entire video."

    Dude, I was going to write the same exact thing. Who wouldn`t follow her?

  29. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Provocative, sexy, refreshing.

    I`m disappointed in the lack of ENG subtitles, I`d love to know what the song was about.

  30. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    "shes is super skinny look at her pelvic bones jutting out"

    Actually that`s a concealed thong, no joke. Notice that it is also apparent on the second model and slightly more subtly on the third.

    "I`m disappointed in the lack of ENG subtitles, I`d love to know what the song was about."

    It`s a French song. Translate it yourself, lazy bones.

  31. Profile photo of GravyZombie
    GravyZombie Male 18-29
    84 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    Duo électro parisien "Make The Girl Dance"
  32. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    I love France. They gave us the Louisiana Purchase, the Statue of Liberty, some pretty good wine, Eric Cantona, Marcel Desailly, Thierry Henry, and Franck Ribery, and when you add in the liberated women, what`s not to love?

    Now, if only we were so liberated here in the U.S. where I-A-B has to blur out an elephant`s penis because it might break some conservative Puritan U.S. law to show a NON-HUMAN ANIMAL PENIS. Heck, I remember that a cable TV show had to blur a puppet penis at 10:30 at night because the United States lawmakers are so uptight about the naked body.

    Learn a lesson from France. Naked people = good

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    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    "translate it yourself"
    Yeah, cuz we all know french right?? ><"

    anywho, that first girl looked like she had no belly button..

  34. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Alright, I have to take part of that post back.

    Marcel Desailly was born in Ghana, not France.

    I rescind my previous statement.

    See, I purposefully didn`t mention Zidane because I knew he was from Algeria, then this happens. I can`t win

  35. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    It`s an outrage! An Absolute outrage!
    Censorship is wrong! Wrong I tell you!
  36. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    There are times that I truly LOVE the French.

    This is one of those times.

  37. Profile photo of FallenSoul
    FallenSoul Male 18-29
    923 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    Wow.

    Did they ban food in France or something? These girls look like they`re starving to death.

  38. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Je veux des plans sur la commode
    Je veux tellier sur mon iPod
    Je veux l`amex black de ta mere
    Je veux la voiture de ton pere

    Je veux sortir avec tes potes
    Je metrai ma plus belle culotte
    Je veux une session un peu hot
    Je veux bien que tu regardes mais pas que tu pelotes

    Je veux etre dans le top de justice
    La main gaspard sur ma cuisse
    Je veux compter meme sans les doigts
    Je veux les tiens au bon endroit

    Je veux pas prendre les escaliers
    Tiens c`est parfait tu vas me porter
    Je veux que moi sur les photos
    Et je veux poser pour St-Lau

    Je veux des enfants surdoues
    Et je veux que mon chien soit diplome
    Je veux ta tete sur la plateau
    Je veux la mienne chez denisot

  39. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Je veux pas de cake je veux de la coke
    Je veux pas de Kate je veux Ethan Hawk
    Je veux sauter d`une grand echelle
    Toi tu te demerdes pour l`arc en ciel

    Je veux des glaces choco vanille
    Je veux tes boules a la myrtille
    Je veux danser comme Vanessa
    Je veux voir son mec a Ibiza

    Je veux dormir quand tu te reveilles
    Et je veux le meme t-shirt que yelle
    Je veux rentrer dans tout mes jeans
    Et je veux que tu me rinces avec ta prime

    Je veux des glacons dans mon verre
    Faire une souflette a ta grand mere
    J ai vu ton ex tu sais la sotte
    Dis lui que j`ai retrouve ses bottes

    Je veux pas de noyau dans ma cerise
    Je veux que tu redresses la tour de pise
    Je veux jouir dans une 2 chevaux
    Et je vais le faire derriere ton dos

  40. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    In just one sentence: She wants her boyfriend to give her everything she wants.
  41. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    "Yeah, cuz we all know french right??"

    You fail at internet.

  42. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:09 pm
    *** DISCLAIMER***
    Its been a long time since I actually used French, and the online translators are useless...

    I want plans on the (chest of drawers?)
    I want Tellier on my iPod
    I want your Mother`s black Amex
    I want your Dad`s car

    I want to go out with (I want to leave with) your friends (pals, buddies)
    I metrai (measured?) my nicest pants
    I want a hot session
    I want you to look but not only hushed up balls (some bizarre French Oral sex practice?)

    I want to be in the beep/signal (sound?) of justice
    Gaspar`s hand on my thigh
    I want to count (the same?) without fingers
    I want to hold them at the good place

    I want not to take stairs
    You are going to carry me
    I want it to be me in photographs
    And I want to pose for St-Lau

    I want exceptionally gifted children
    And I want that my dog (is diploma?)
    I want your head on a platter
    I want mine to (denisot - no idea...)

  43. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    nawce... i wonder if they actually just filmed on the spot and just let random people see her naked or if it was a closed set...
  44. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    I don`t want cake, I want coke
    I don`t want Kate, I want Ethan Hawk
    {I want to skip of big echelle one
    You you demerdes you for the arch in sky) no bloomin` clue...

    I want choco-vanilla ice cream (ice cream treat?)
    I want your bowl of (whortleberry - this was too funny not to leave in)
    I want to dance like Vanessa
    I want to see (his?) guy (has?) Ibiza

    I want to sleep when you wake up
    And I want the same T-shirt that (yelle?)
    I want to come back into my blue jeans
    And I want you to rinse/wash with your (bonus/premium?)

    I want ice-cubes in my glass
    To make a souflette has your big mere (to cook like your big momma?)
    I saw your ex you know the stupid one
    Tell her I found her boots

    I want no stone/pip in my cherry
    I want you to straighten the tower of Pisa
    I want to enjoy one of two horses (studs?)
    And I will do it behind your back

  45. Profile photo of cuchulainn
    cuchulainn Male 30-39
    138 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    "whortleberry" I`m still laughing
  46. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    sweet, yelle`s a french pop artist, shes got some good poo. and i liked this for obvious reasons...the beat was good
  47. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    what a coincidence davy. I also heard her say
    "davy mourez dans un feu de voiture"

    Which means davy, die in a car fire

  48. Profile photo of _optimusmars
    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    yesssssssssss
  49. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    http://s213.photobucket.com/albums/cc67/...

    /b/`s still on our tails.

  50. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    Oh wow, I didn`t notice until like 3 minutes into it that they were lip syncing...

    *ahem*

    I love France.

  51. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    cant stop watching it..
  52. Profile photo of dairy
    dairy Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    I thought it was something by MSTRKRFT first of all, has anyone heard a song by them called sexy results? very good prog-electro .

    8-BIT SUPERHEROES: you love her coz she`s dead.

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    JoexBro Male 18-29
    550 posts
    May 13, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    2:14 on isnt worth watching, the last girl
    eh
  54. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 12:02 am
    I love the passers by. Especially when one of the girls walks past 3 guys and their heads all swivel around.
  55. Profile photo of powpowking
    powpowking Male 13-17
    551 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 1:50 am
    Ah, it`s a music video about where babies come from. See, they kept labeling her underside with "baby".
  56. Profile photo of SharayaAnne
    SharayaAnne Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:33 am
    I would really love to know what this music video is about. I mean... I`m all for naked women... but I`m still curious XD
  57. Profile photo of danniddr
    danniddr Male 13-17
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    May 14, 2009 at 3:11 am
    beginning: :O --3 secs after---> :D
  58. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2009 at 3:56 am
    it just sayes that she wants to go out with all ur friends, have ur dads ca, your mums credit cards etc

    Awesome clip

  59. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:01 am
    I love the french. What a great nation.
  60. Profile photo of maxxb117
    maxxb117 Male 18-29
    387 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:31 am
    Well, don`t know how original poster couldn`t name the song since the title does say Baby Baby Baby by Make The Girl Dance... BTW at the end, it says that the whole music video wasn`t staged, as in nobody knew what was going on...
  61. Profile photo of stankilla
    stankilla Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2009 at 4:52 am
    no translation necessary. The french are very clever at utilizing their ,AHEM, assets. I guess its only here in america were we r so uptight about the body....
  62. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
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    May 14, 2009 at 5:36 am
    is it any coincidence that the only words shown on the bottom part were "BABY"?
  63. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2009 at 8:30 am
    erm.. 3:28. she mentions two horses?
  64. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:32 am
    mann i am so straight
  65. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Oh France. You`re such a tease.
  66. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    WOW That`s an odd song haha I can understand most of it xD
  67. Profile photo of dystopia04
    dystopia04 Female 18-29
    1082 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    wow i like it. and i understood it.
  68. Profile photo of RepostPolice
    RepostPolice Male 13-17
    189 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    This music video might be a comeback for France
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    huskyhusky Male 13-17
    117 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    I`ve never wanted to rape harder in my life then just now.
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    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 15, 2009 at 6:20 am
    Wow that song sucked. And the lyrics don`t make much sense either...
  71. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    May 15, 2009 at 8:24 am
    I didn`t hear a single bit of that music video...yet I enjoyed it more than nearly any video I`ve ever seen or heard.

    LOL

  72. Profile photo of Freemind2po
    Freemind2po Male 13-17
    154 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 12:13 am
    I thought that it was fantastic.
  73. Profile photo of omgRAH
    omgRAH Female 13-17
    58 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 10:54 am
    "Wow that song sucked. And the lyrics don`t make much sense either..."

    Well, maybe because its in french? hm?
    Wow. Just drating wow.

  74. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 6:38 pm
    Where can we get the uncensored version?
  75. Profile photo of Snow_Crash
    Snow_Crash Female 18-29
    211 posts
    May 16, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    You have to admire the balls (ovaries? tits? Whatever) that that would take.
  76. Profile photo of JumpyDragon
    JumpyDragon Male 18-29
    7 posts
    May 22, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    What is this song? I rather like it. :)

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