Just Barely Safe For Work French Music Video

Submitted by: 2863435 -- pollo_loco05 7 years ago Entertainment

Not sure of the band or the song, but when you see the video, you"ll understand why the facts aren"t important. NSFWish.
There are 77 comments:
Male 7
What is this song? I rather like it. :)
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Female 211
You have to admire the balls (ovaries? tits? Whatever) that that would take.
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Male 757
Where can we get the uncensored version?
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Female 58
"Wow that song sucked. And the lyrics don`t make much sense either..."

Well, maybe because its in french? hm?
Wow. Just drating wow.

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Male 154
I thought that it was fantastic.
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Male 1,039
I didn`t hear a single bit of that music video...yet I enjoyed it more than nearly any video I`ve ever seen or heard.

LOL

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Male 422
Wow that song sucked. And the lyrics don`t make much sense either...
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Male 117
I`ve never wanted to rape harder in my life then just now.
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Male 189
This music video might be a comeback for France
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Female 1,082
wow i like it. and i understood it.
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Female 150
WOW That`s an odd song haha I can understand most of it xD
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Male 4,680
Oh France. You`re such a tease.
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Male 1,153
mann i am so straight
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Male 1,153
erm.. 3:28. she mentions two horses?
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Male 845
is it any coincidence that the only words shown on the bottom part were "BABY"?
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Male 123
no translation necessary. The french are very clever at utilizing their ,AHEM, assets. I guess its only here in america were we r so uptight about the body....
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Male 387
Well, don`t know how original poster couldn`t name the song since the title does say Baby Baby Baby by Make The Girl Dance... BTW at the end, it says that the whole music video wasn`t staged, as in nobody knew what was going on...
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Male 959
I love the french. What a great nation.
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Male 897
it just sayes that she wants to go out with all ur friends, have ur dads ca, your mums credit cards etc

Awesome clip

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Male 243
beginning: :O --3 secs after---> :D
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Female 152
I would really love to know what this music video is about. I mean... I`m all for naked women... but I`m still curious XD
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Male 551
Ah, it`s a music video about where babies come from. See, they kept labeling her underside with "baby".
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Female 528
I love the passers by. Especially when one of the girls walks past 3 guys and their heads all swivel around.
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Male 557
2:14 on isnt worth watching, the last girl
eh
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Male 382
I thought it was something by MSTRKRFT first of all, has anyone heard a song by them called sexy results? very good prog-electro .

8-BIT SUPERHEROES: you love her coz she`s dead.

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Male 290
cant stop watching it..
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Female 15,763
Oh wow, I didn`t notice until like 3 minutes into it that they were lip syncing...

*ahem*

I love France.

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Male 1,468
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Male 103
yesssssssssss
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Male 7,933
what a coincidence davy. I also heard her say
"davy mourez dans un feu de voiture"

Which means davy, die in a car fire

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Male 1,347
sweet, yelle`s a french pop artist, shes got some good poo. and i liked this for obvious reasons...the beat was good
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Male 138
"whortleberry" I`m still laughing
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Male 138
I don`t want cake, I want coke
I don`t want Kate, I want Ethan Hawk
{I want to skip of big echelle one
You you demerdes you for the arch in sky) no bloomin` clue...

I want choco-vanilla ice cream (ice cream treat?)
I want your bowl of (whortleberry - this was too funny not to leave in)
I want to dance like Vanessa
I want to see (his?) guy (has?) Ibiza

I want to sleep when you wake up
And I want the same T-shirt that (yelle?)
I want to come back into my blue jeans
And I want you to rinse/wash with your (bonus/premium?)

I want ice-cubes in my glass
To make a souflette has your big mere (to cook like your big momma?)
I saw your ex you know the stupid one
Tell her I found her boots

I want no stone/pip in my cherry
I want you to straighten the tower of Pisa
I want to enjoy one of two horses (studs?)
And I will do it behind your back

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Male 2,199
nawce... i wonder if they actually just filmed on the spot and just let random people see her naked or if it was a closed set...
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Male 138
*** DISCLAIMER***
Its been a long time since I actually used French, and the online translators are useless...

I want plans on the (chest of drawers?)
I want Tellier on my iPod
I want your Mother`s black Amex
I want your Dad`s car

I want to go out with (I want to leave with) your friends (pals, buddies)
I metrai (measured?) my nicest pants
I want a hot session
I want you to look but not only hushed up balls (some bizarre French Oral sex practice?)

I want to be in the beep/signal (sound?) of justice
Gaspar`s hand on my thigh
I want to count (the same?) without fingers
I want to hold them at the good place

I want not to take stairs
You are going to carry me
I want it to be me in photographs
And I want to pose for St-Lau

I want exceptionally gifted children
And I want that my dog (is diploma?)
I want your head on a platter
I want mine to (denisot - no idea...)

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Male 5,190
Uhhh. o_O
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Male 2,600
"Yeah, cuz we all know french right??"

You fail at internet.

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Male 916
In just one sentence: She wants her boyfriend to give her everything she wants.
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Male 916
Je veux pas de cake je veux de la coke
Je veux pas de Kate je veux Ethan Hawk
Je veux sauter d`une grand echelle
Toi tu te demerdes pour l`arc en ciel

Je veux des glaces choco vanille
Je veux tes boules a la myrtille
Je veux danser comme Vanessa
Je veux voir son mec a Ibiza

Je veux dormir quand tu te reveilles
Et je veux le meme t-shirt que yelle
Je veux rentrer dans tout mes jeans
Et je veux que tu me rinces avec ta prime

Je veux des glacons dans mon verre
Faire une souflette a ta grand mere
J ai vu ton ex tu sais la sotte
Dis lui que j`ai retrouve ses bottes

Je veux pas de noyau dans ma cerise
Je veux que tu redresses la tour de pise
Je veux jouir dans une 2 chevaux
Et je vais le faire derriere ton dos

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Male 916
Je veux des plans sur la commode
Je veux tellier sur mon iPod
Je veux l`amex black de ta mere
Je veux la voiture de ton pere

Je veux sortir avec tes potes
Je metrai ma plus belle culotte
Je veux une session un peu hot
Je veux bien que tu regardes mais pas que tu pelotes

Je veux etre dans le top de justice
La main gaspard sur ma cuisse
Je veux compter meme sans les doigts
Je veux les tiens au bon endroit

Je veux pas prendre les escaliers
Tiens c`est parfait tu vas me porter
Je veux que moi sur les photos
Et je veux poser pour St-Lau

Je veux des enfants surdoues
Et je veux que mon chien soit diplome
Je veux ta tete sur la plateau
Je veux la mienne chez denisot

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Male 923
Wow.

Did they ban food in France or something? These girls look like they`re starving to death.

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Male 3,057
There are times that I truly LOVE the French.

This is one of those times.

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Male 211
It`s an outrage! An Absolute outrage!
Censorship is wrong! Wrong I tell you!
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Male 3,842
Alright, I have to take part of that post back.

Marcel Desailly was born in Ghana, not France.

I rescind my previous statement.

See, I purposefully didn`t mention Zidane because I knew he was from Algeria, then this happens. I can`t win

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Female 901
"translate it yourself"
Yeah, cuz we all know french right?? ><"

anywho, that first girl looked like she had no belly button..

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Male 3,842
I love France. They gave us the Louisiana Purchase, the Statue of Liberty, some pretty good wine, Eric Cantona, Marcel Desailly, Thierry Henry, and Franck Ribery, and when you add in the liberated women, what`s not to love?

Now, if only we were so liberated here in the U.S. where I-A-B has to blur out an elephant`s penis because it might break some conservative Puritan U.S. law to show a NON-HUMAN ANIMAL PENIS. Heck, I remember that a cable TV show had to blur a puppet penis at 10:30 at night because the United States lawmakers are so uptight about the naked body.

Learn a lesson from France. Naked people = good

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Male 84
Duo électro parisien "Make The Girl Dance"
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Male 2,600
"shes is super skinny look at her pelvic bones jutting out"

Actually that`s a concealed thong, no joke. Notice that it is also apparent on the second model and slightly more subtly on the third.

"I`m disappointed in the lack of ENG subtitles, I`d love to know what the song was about."

It`s a French song. Translate it yourself, lazy bones.

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Male 9,306
Provocative, sexy, refreshing.

I`m disappointed in the lack of ENG subtitles, I`d love to know what the song was about.

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Male 516
"It`s a good thing I wasn`t there while they were taping this. You would have seen me following her and running in front of her the entire video."

Dude, I was going to write the same exact thing. Who wouldn`t follow her?

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Male 326
Too bad the song was annoying as hell.
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Male 1,788
"notice the perv run back up the street to take a picture from the front lmao"

It`s a good thing I wasn`t there while they were taping this. You would have seen me following her and running in front of her the entire video.

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Male 2,855
is it bad if i liked the song?
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Male 619
I just watched that video without any sound, and I`m guessing I didn`t miss much.

Also, it was quite a coup getting Courtney Love as the last girl.

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Male 105
+10 Internets to whoever finds the uncensored version.
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Male 12,138
At one point she says "et je veux que tu me rage avec ta prime".

I speak fluent french, and can translate this. What she said was:

"Everybody thinks I`m sexy except for Prime, for he is a raging homosexual".

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Male 309
okay I-A-B ers, i hereby charge you with the holy quest to find the uncensored version
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Female 74
I bet a lot of husbands and boyfriends slept in the dog house a while after that! lol
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Male 1,086
I found myself trying to look for a purpose to the song, nevertheless, I came up with a crazy theory that it`s about abstinence....
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Male 569
1. i wish i was there
2. this would be a good time to steal something
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Female 71
je_scream, quebecois french is totally different from parisien french. added to the fact that it can sometimes be incredibly difficult to understand native speakers.

the song kind of reminds me of some stuff by Yelle, another french artist. interesting concept for the video...surprised no one got arrested for public indecency! lol

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Male 57
the french are good fo somthing
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Male 686
notice the perv run back up the street to take a picture from the front lmao
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Female 761
Wow, 7 years of French and a summer in Montreal still makes me wonder wtf this is all about. Sacre bleu!
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Female 105
What a way to make people read your lyrics.

Second girl was hot and the third girl was cute.
No. 1 was too skinny around the hips for my taste.

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Female 310
shes is super skinny look at her pelvic bones jutting out
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Male 522
omfg
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Male 949
I`d yiff that.
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Male 4,594
I hope this catches on across the globe. As long as no fatties attempt it.
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Male 284
Yet Again Those Frikin Black Bars Ruin My Day!!!
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Male 2,600
I miss Paris, I surely do.
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Male 21
they had me at "baby"
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Female 1,963
Pretty good video. But I concur, the first girl was too skinny, her hip bones were creeping me out.
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Female 143
Well, I was able to practice my french.

I lived in Paris, everyone there wants to be an artist.

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Male 209
First girl was far too skinny
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Male 820
And that is why I want to go to France.
"Oh, a nude woman walking down the street, I`ll just watch."
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Female 305
Link: Just Barely Safe For Work French Music Video [Rate Link] - Not sure of the band or the song, but when you see the video, you`ll understand why the facts aren`t important. NSFWish.
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