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Date: 05/01/09 03:25 PM

63 Responses to Jesus Takes A Header

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Link: Jesus Takes A Header - A funny thing happened at church on the way to the crucifixion...
  2. Profile photo of Postovoy
    Postovoy Male 13-17
    462 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    They`ve reenacted the real crucifixion down to the last historically accurate detail!
  3. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    So much for being able to levitate.
  4. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Xenu did it.
  5. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Hail Xenu!
  6. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    THEY KILLED JESUS!! AGAIN!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    AGAIN!! V
  8. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    hey i just realized, jesus is the WORST person at staying alive. not only did he die once, he died again. kind of like that extinct species they cloned, and it died. thus going extinct twice.
  9. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    Hahaha! SEE? Jesus can`t be killed!
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    Come on Jesus, everyone needs to take one for the te- Oh, you say you already did?
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    facepalmist Male 18-29
    63 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    i smell a banhammer for matchmate :D
  12. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    I expected this to be something about football. Now I`ve seen it I still have no idea how the name is appropriate. Is this an americanism?

    P.S. Jesus didn`t die twice. He died once, came back, and then acsended into Heaven. According to the Bible of course

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    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    DUDE... they need to use some better nails.
  14. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    This is not a mistake, this is what really happen in those biblical times, they should have read the dead sea scrolls!
  15. Profile photo of Erunen
    Erunen Male 18-29
    190 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    So THATS how it happened.... the romans were so nice after their little mistake...
  16. Profile photo of commentClown
    commentClown Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    matchmate -
    Stop Spamming!!
  17. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    Amazing how they keep on singing. I burst out laughing when I saw that.
  18. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Jesus... wtf man?

    You`re supposed to die for our sins, don`t jump off the cross like that!

  19. Profile photo of Baconeater
    Baconeater Male 18-29
    428 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    What was holding him on there in the first place?
  20. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    RUN JESUS! RUN! YOU HAD THE CHANCE MAN! WHY DIDN`T YA TAKE IT!?
  21. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    See, this is why the Romans used nails.
  22. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    i could have lent them some rail roads spikes.
  23. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    Rofl. Silly christians...
  24. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    I saw the rabbit cut the ropes.
  25. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    280 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    Hmm.. Jesus just cant take it like he used to.
  26. Profile photo of nunujean
    nunujean Female 18-29
    92 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    oh goodness.
  27. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Awww, Jeebus Christ.....
  28. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    Wow, that had to suck.

    Well, like I always say, "You can lead a Xtian to knowledge but you can`t make them think".

  29. Profile photo of Free67
    Free67 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    haha
    =O
  30. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    lmao XD
  31. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:11 pm
    Now I feel bad cause I laughed...
  32. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm
    I laughed at Jesus...does that mean I`m going to hell? D:
  33. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    that was retarded and offensive in so many ways.
  34. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 7:56 pm
    ROTFLMAO, I`m a Christain and found that the funnist thing ever. So no, it is not offisive.
  35. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    "If Ye be the Son of God, come down from that cross!"

    "What, you don`t think I can do it? Watch this!"

  36. Profile photo of kittyperson
    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    pwnd
  37. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    A funny thing happened on the way to THIS forum.

    o.O

  38. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 8:42 pm
    That was about the usual production quality of a church play.
  39. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    "ROTFLMAO, I`m a Christain and found that the funnist thing ever. So no, it is not offisive."

    panth753, while I consider myself Christian and also did not find this offensive, that doesn`t mean we get to declare for every Christian that this is not offensive. I don`t mean to get preachy (pun intended), but everyone views things differently and may find this offensive. It`s like me saying I like to drink pickle juice out of the jar (which I do), so it must be good. Most other people would find it disgusting.

  40. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    PartyGirl93, I`m sure the real "Jesus" would have had a sense of humor. Go ahead and laugh.
  41. Profile photo of PartyGirl93
    PartyGirl93 Female 13-17
    104 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    "PartyGirl93, I`m sure the real "Jesus" would have had a sense of humor. Go ahead and laugh."

    Lol, okay good because I`m still laughing every time I watch it. Also, I`ve got to give kudos to the choir. I doubt I could even keep a strait face during that, let alone keep singing without missing a beat.

  42. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    I like Sarah Silverman`s take:

    "I hope the Jews did kill Christ. I`d do it again!"

  43. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    Wonder if he shouted out his dads name, when that smacked him
  44. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:20 pm
    christian. not offended. laughing my ass off
  45. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    46. And lo, they went to the tomb, but he was not there, for he had fallen off the cross straight away, and was at the inn, laughing it up and poking fun at the Roman nail-makers.
  46. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    May 1, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    Should`ve cast a Filipino as Christ. Those guys know how to stay on a cross.
  47. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:19 am
    haha, thats good. I was thinking-
    "wouldn`t it be great of the people pushed the cross over too far and he does a faceplant?"
  48. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:53 am
    I bet this is what happened 2000 years ago.
  49. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 2:51 am
    That was just a little bump on the head.

    That`s nothing compared to the real thing.

  50. Profile photo of hamalina
    hamalina Male 18-29
    131 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Except the "real thing" image linked by the previous poster not quite real at all either, since it`s taken from a movie. I`d even venture to say that the Jesus in that picture felt much less pain than the Jesus in the YouTube video.
  51. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 9:11 am
    belunan: "Should`ve cast a Filipino as Christ. Those guys know how to stay on a cross."

    my parents actually live in the city where they do the yearly, REAL crucifixion thing...probably the most f-up thing you`ll ever see in your life...people bring the entire family to watch especially the children so they can "learn" about jesus and his sacrifice...for those who don`t know what i`m talking about; every easter in the philippines people recreate the crucifixion of christ except EVERYTHING is real (ie they really nail a guy`s hands and feet to a cross he just carried through town with people beating him)...

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 10:58 am
    kairobert
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    941 Posts Saturday, May 2, 2009 12:53:15 AM
    I bet this is what happened 2000 years ago.

    XP

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    Kfizzle08 Female 18-29
    83 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 11:30 am
    hahahaha..
  54. Profile photo of LordNick
    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    lmao... yay god
  55. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    poor guy
  56. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Run jesus run, we know you can get away!
  57. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    Father! Why have you forsake- *faceplant*
  58. Profile photo of shallowpro
    shallowpro Male 18-29
    8 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    LOL

    drating precious that they`re too scared to nail him back up themselves

  59. Profile photo of Alphawolf
    Alphawolf Male 18-29
    161 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    hmm.. so thats how it happened
  60. Profile photo of Immersion
    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    May 2, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    "Also, I`ve got to give kudos to the choir. I doubt I could even keep a strait face during that, let alone keep singing without missing a beat."

    My church does an easter musical every year. We have the songs all playing during the musical. The key people get mics, but the normal choir is mostly pre-recorded.

    I`m just having difficulty figuring if the guy playing Jesus got knocked out, or if he was trying to stay in character!

  61. Profile photo of kronosbr
    kronosbr Male 18-29
    274 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:28 am
    oh man
    that must be awkward
  62. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    Parkour Jesus?

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