Jesus Takes A Header

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

A funny thing happened at church on the way to the crucifixion...
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Male 227
Parkour Jesus?
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Male 274
oh man
that must be awkward
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Female 78
"Also, I`ve got to give kudos to the choir. I doubt I could even keep a strait face during that, let alone keep singing without missing a beat."

My church does an easter musical every year. We have the songs all playing during the musical. The key people get mics, but the normal choir is mostly pre-recorded.

I`m just having difficulty figuring if the guy playing Jesus got knocked out, or if he was trying to stay in character!

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Male 161
hmm.. so thats how it happened
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Male 8
LOL

drating precious that they`re too scared to nail him back up themselves

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Male 2,788
Father! Why have you forsake- *faceplant*
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Male 25,417
Run jesus run, we know you can get away!
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Female 1,401
poor guy
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Male 283
lmao... yay god
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Female 83
hahahaha..
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Male 4,393
kairobert
Male, 13-17, Europe
941 Posts Saturday, May 2, 2009 12:53:15 AM
I bet this is what happened 2000 years ago.

XP

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Male 914
belunan: "Should`ve cast a Filipino as Christ. Those guys know how to stay on a cross."

my parents actually live in the city where they do the yearly, REAL crucifixion thing...probably the most f-up thing you`ll ever see in your life...people bring the entire family to watch especially the children so they can "learn" about jesus and his sacrifice...for those who don`t know what i`m talking about; every easter in the philippines people recreate the crucifixion of christ except EVERYTHING is real (ie they really nail a guy`s hands and feet to a cross he just carried through town with people beating him)...

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Male 130
Except the "real thing" image linked by the previous poster not quite real at all either, since it`s taken from a movie. I`d even venture to say that the Jesus in that picture felt much less pain than the Jesus in the YouTube video.
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Male 17,512
That was just a little bump on the head.

That`s nothing compared to the real thing.

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Male 1,623
I bet this is what happened 2000 years ago.
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Male 844
haha, thats good. I was thinking-
"wouldn`t it be great of the people pushed the cross over too far and he does a faceplant?"
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Male 1,505
Should`ve cast a Filipino as Christ. Those guys know how to stay on a cross.
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Male 8,302
46. And lo, they went to the tomb, but he was not there, for he had fallen off the cross straight away, and was at the inn, laughing it up and poking fun at the Roman nail-makers.
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Male 906
christian. not offended. laughing my ass off
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Male 13,630
Wonder if he shouted out his dads name, when that smacked him
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Male 1,399
I like Sarah Silverman`s take:

"I hope the Jews did kill Christ. I`d do it again!"

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Female 104
"PartyGirl93, I`m sure the real "Jesus" would have had a sense of humor. Go ahead and laugh."

Lol, okay good because I`m still laughing every time I watch it. Also, I`ve got to give kudos to the choir. I doubt I could even keep a strait face during that, let alone keep singing without missing a beat.

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Male 9,305
PartyGirl93, I`m sure the real "Jesus" would have had a sense of humor. Go ahead and laugh.
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Male 3,755
"ROTFLMAO, I`m a Christain and found that the funnist thing ever. So no, it is not offisive."

panth753, while I consider myself Christian and also did not find this offensive, that doesn`t mean we get to declare for every Christian that this is not offensive. I don`t mean to get preachy (pun intended), but everyone views things differently and may find this offensive. It`s like me saying I like to drink pickle juice out of the jar (which I do), so it must be good. Most other people would find it disgusting.

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Male 3,755
That was about the usual production quality of a church play.
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Female 767
A funny thing happened on the way to THIS forum.

o.O

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Female 136
pwnd
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Male 15,832
"If Ye be the Son of God, come down from that cross!"

"What, you don`t think I can do it? Watch this!"

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Female 9,558
ROTFLMAO, I`m a Christain and found that the funnist thing ever. So no, it is not offisive.
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Male 342
that was retarded and offensive in so many ways.
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Female 104
I laughed at Jesus...does that mean I`m going to hell? D:
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Female 2,120
Now I feel bad cause I laughed...
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Female 901
lmao XD
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Female 7
haha
=O
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Male 211
Wow, that had to suck.

Well, like I always say, "You can lead a Xtian to knowledge but you can`t make them think".

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Female 855
Awww, Jeebus Christ.....
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Female 92
oh goodness.
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Male 281
Hmm.. Jesus just cant take it like he used to.
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Male 375
I saw the rabbit cut the ropes.
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Male 5,189
Jesus you hair keeps falling off :-O.
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Male 10,440
Rofl. Silly christians...
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Female 778
i could have lent them some rail roads spikes.
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Male 4,290
See, this is why the Romans used nails.
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Male 9,305
RUN JESUS! RUN! YOU HAD THE CHANCE MAN! WHY DIDN`T YA TAKE IT!?
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Male 428
What was holding him on there in the first place?
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Male 2,172
Jesus... wtf man?

You`re supposed to die for our sins, don`t jump off the cross like that!

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Male 1,598
Amazing how they keep on singing. I burst out laughing when I saw that.
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Male 127
matchmate -
Stop Spamming!!
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Male 190
So THATS how it happened.... the romans were so nice after their little mistake...
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Male 15,510
This is not a mistake, this is what really happen in those biblical times, they should have read the dead sea scrolls!
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Male 737
DUDE... they need to use some better nails.
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Male 1,929
I expected this to be something about football. Now I`ve seen it I still have no idea how the name is appropriate. Is this an americanism?

P.S. Jesus didn`t die twice. He died once, came back, and then acsended into Heaven. According to the Bible of course

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Male 63
i smell a banhammer for matchmate :D
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Female 15,763
Come on Jesus, everyone needs to take one for the te- Oh, you say you already did?
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Male 864
Hahaha! SEE? Jesus can`t be killed!
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Male 4,793
hey i just realized, jesus is the WORST person at staying alive. not only did he die once, he died again. kind of like that extinct species they cloned, and it died. thus going extinct twice.
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Male 4,793
AGAIN!! V
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Male 4,793
THEY KILLED JESUS!! AGAIN!
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Male 2,440
Hail Xenu!
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Male 3,014
Xenu did it.
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Male 734
So much for being able to levitate.
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Male 462
They`ve reenacted the real crucifixion down to the last historically accurate detail!
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Male 20,827
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