Is Google Making Us Dumber?

Submitted by: davymid 7 years ago Funny
http://www.gdumb.com/

The ""Google is Deep"" post made us wonder: what other questions are people asking Google?
There are 79 comments:
Male 64
also search "why does"
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Female 1,436
Once again - I really believe that people do not even attempt to think anymore. They just reach out and google it instead. Alas, the pros and cons of the internet.
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Male 2,395
The are my balls too big one made me lol xD especially when i saw the other results
lmaoo
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Male 5,094
Bleh, poems and song lyrics, not nearly as fun as it sounded.
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Male 5,094
"Things I shouldn`t see"

I am SO googling that! Brb with results.

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Female 3,727
Monday, May 11, 2009 1:48:35 AM
why do black people say aks, like fried chicken, like watermelon. Hahaha. Gold. (I am laughing at other peoples racism, not being racist. Don`t ban me.)

Gee, here`s a question for Google...why are people such racist non-nice individuals? When will people ever get over it? When will people learn if you don`t have something nice to say..... |-X

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Male 845
haha, where can i buy a canadian around here?
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Female 609
omg. i want to own a canadian XD
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Female 12
hahhahaa
jeez.
for sure yo.
people are retarded :)
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Female 32
I have always wondered why I couldn`t own a Canadian...
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Female 41
Some of those questions aren`t stupid.
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Male 2,553
Sheesh, the "Why do black..." is the best. So much stupidity, so little space.
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Female 587
@mehh
i know what you mean i doubled over laughing only because i`m guilty of saying "aks" all the time
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Female 3,727
Okay so we already have the "awwww" of the week, fancyclads F*up`ed pics of the weeks, TD of the week....are we about to have the dumbest google questions of the week??? What is happening to you IAB...???
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Male 4,867
lol thats funny
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Female 360
niiiice
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Female 528
why do black people say aks, like fried chicken, like watermelon. Hahaha. Gold. (I am laughing at other peoples racism, not being racist. Don`t ban me.)
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Female 1,413
cracked me up. 4 stars. lol
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Female 2,220
Why is my poo green???

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Male 1,220

hahaha

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Male 2,076
Answer to the question:

No.

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Male 2,172
Is Groogle making us dumber?

Yes. Think of it as reversed insanity.

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Female 298
Lionhart2.

not original.

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Male 8,302
I LOVE rice, I order it whenever I feel like ordering 10,000 of something on the menu. And I make them count it out in front of me, so they don`t rip me off.
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Female 48
Um, what`s "aks"?
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Female 195
@Skiller (and everyone else using googlefight) Dumbledore VS Voldemort- why isn`t that on the classics? xD
... Dumbledore won, by the way...
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Male 612
why can`t I own a Candian? hmmm, I wonder
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Male 16
The winner on google fight is decided by which search string returned the most results.
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Male 322
Do pigeons explode when they eat rice?

ROFL.

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Female 678
that`s fantastic
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Male 3,255
rofl @ "Why do black"

If you wanna see something funny type; "why is it when" into that.

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Female 961
"do pigs eat people?"... nice
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Male 833
or everyone just gets to finally answer their long life questions we`ve had throughout the millienia
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Male 833
2 things to think about

1. Children have heavy access to the internet, that alone could mean much

2. some of the searches (like the one in "google is Deep") are just quotes, or just google doing what its supposed to do and find any search with those words in it.

i think id stick with the to many people using the internet thing.

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Male 15,832
"Paris Hilton is a"
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Female 344
ha that was great yet some were mean
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Female 538
I love the google suggest stuff. I spend a lot of time enjoying odd suggestions
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Male 5,314
skiller, i dont get it. what determines who wins.
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Male 16
I forgot to post this last time. You guys might enjoy this :

http://www.googlefight.com/

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Male 5,314
"why does my"

fourth one

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Male 12,138
This is a gold-mine... If you click on "Older Posts", you get some genuine classics which people have asked google (try it yourself!) such as:

- Do girls get boners?
- Can I eat my own poop?
- Do pirates take baths?
- Can I get AIDS from swimming in a pool with black people?
- Is it a sin to vote for Obama?
- Are midgets people?
- Are all babies WTF?
- (my personal favourite) Is it going to be OK?

+++++++++++++++++

Time to wheel out the Davymid "Thought of the Week", which I just made up there now.

We all know and agree how stupid the average person is, right? Well, just remember, half of the population of the planet are more stupid than that.

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Male 38
You`ll never get your hands on me! I shall live free with the beaver!

*jumps out window*

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Female 192
"But seriously, why can`t I own a Canadian?"

I second that. Especially if it`s a Canadien. . .

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Female 15,763
"Kaoreil: "Are chickens dinosaurs?" isn`t as dumb a question as it might seem. There`s good evidence that birds are quite closely related to small flightless dinosaurs. Chickens are the best known small flightless bird in many parts of the world, so the "chicken - dinosaur" connection isn`t so dumb."

Here, I made a handy dandy diagram:

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Male 2,125
why do(es):
men have nipples
dogs eat poop
asparagus make urine smell

LMAO

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Female 2,120
But seriously, why can`t I own a Canadian?
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Male 12,365
EinsteinGuy: Scale. 400 billion registers in your mind as "integer overflow, wow". It`s just too big to understand and you can`t verify it. Wet paint, on the other hand, is understandable and immediately verifiable.
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Male 280
Lol, Lion your last post is number 5 on the results page now.
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Male 12,365
"I`ve always wondered why blacks have lighter shaded hands... no one`s been able to explain it to me."

The palm side of your hands are far less exposed to sunlight than elsewhere. That`s assuming you wear hardly any clothes, of course, but our far ancestors almost certainly didn`t and this stuff goes back a long time. The skin on the "inside" of your hands is tougher, which might reduce the penetration of UV and thus melanocyte activity. I`m guessing about that, but it`s a reasonable for a species strongly adapted to tool use. Maybe there are just fewer melanocytes there and melanin is prodiced in situ...that`s just a thought.

It`s true of everyone, by the way. It just gets more noticeable as skin colour gets darker, because the contrast is greater.

The same things apply to the soles of your feet, another area which is lighter.

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Male 8,302
> dilldog

They`re apparently only black on top, and get lighter farther down:

(From 12 Worst Photoshop Mistakes)

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Female 531
i don`t think google is making us dumb, i think it`s just giving the dumb people an outlet.
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Male 9
"Why is it that when you tell a person that there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he`ll believe you, tell him a bench is wet and he has to touch it? "
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Male 1,853
I`ve always wondered why blacks have lighter shaded hands... no one`s been able to explain it to me.
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Male 5,314
just type "i" and see what a hilarious result you get.
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Male 12,365
Kaoreil: "Are chickens dinosaurs?" isn`t as dumb a question as it might seem. There`s good evidence that birds are quite closely related to small flightless dinosaurs. Chickens are the best known small flightless bird in many parts of the world, so the "chicken - dinosaur" connection isn`t so dumb.
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Male 1,078
Postovoy:

That`s a really famous quote from Silence of the Lambs.

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Male 3,369
Are chickens dinosaurs?

Thats not that stupid a question. Replace "chicken" with "birds" and (depending on your point of view) its not a dumb thing to ask...if your into paleontology!

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Male 462
Put in "i ate" Among other weird-arse results you will see "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"
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Female 63
Also:

I`m not racist search = awesome. xD

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Female 63
Are chickens dinosaurs...? Why do black people say... What? The rest were basically okay, but those ones... Ah man.
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Female 9,436
No Google is not making us stupid, We`re getting more stupid for Google.
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Male 8,302
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Female 11
LMFAO.

put in "i eat"

... brainz
... babies
... cannibals
... peas with honey
... pieces of crap like you for breakfast. lmfaoooo

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Male 363
my god i cant stop laughing.
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Male 5,190
Dare I attempt to type any of these in?
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Female 15,763
How about typing in "where da"?

Or "I`m not racist" and look at the second one.

Hehehehehehe.

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Male 338
try:
i am extremely terrified of
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Male 255
sometimes, things are videos or funny articles.
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Male 1,598
My personal favorite is "good things hi". Try typing that in.
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Female 2,674
"If you type in a search in google, and then retype the first few letters, your search will appear in a box just like those did. "
It doesn`t do that for me on the main page, only on the other pages. I tested to make sure by typing "is my computer ovulating" but that doesn`t appear on the front page when I type "is my computer ov" :P
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Male 555
@ Kriistenn: Seems like that doesn`t happen in all cases...
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Female 11
LMFAO.
WHY DO BLACK MEN LOVE WHITE WOMEN?
ahaha.

if you search "why do..." a lot of questions come up.
lolol.
lmfao. and a "when do you get pregnant?"

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Male 1,788
That`s a good question, why Do black people say aks?
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Male 10,440
No... this doesn`t show what people ask, it just shows the number of results.
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Female 21
To my last post: nevermind. o_o
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Male 36
Why do black people say aks?
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Female 21
I think it`s all set up. If you type in a search in google, and then retype the first few letters, your search will appear in a box just like those did.
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Female 650
haha cool website. i love this. i`m gonna go type random questions into google now
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Male 12,138
Link: Is Google Making Us Dumber? [Rate Link] - The ``Google is Deep`` post made us wonder: what other questions are people asking Google?
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