Humping Inanimate Objects

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

This guy needs a girlfriend, stat.
There are 79 comments:
Female 18
rofl!!! sound effect!!
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Male 52
making sweet sweet lurve to the last one lol
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Female 381
I like how half the time he was humping air, to make it look like he was practicing dance moves.
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Female 150
This totally made me day A LOT better! I thought the ending was hilarious :P
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Female 150
very animal-like ..?
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Male 3,756
"Mmm. He`s fit. Why would he be wasting all that on inanimate objects? I`ll take that, please and thanks."

ThursdayLark, I enjoy humping inanimate objects too. If that`s your thing.

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Female 535
how bizzare.
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Male 707
well thats a original way to say "fcuk school"
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Male 326
wtf of the day?
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Male 445
I thought this was going to be another Chris-Chan post.
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Female 657
Mmm. He`s fit. Why would he be wasting all that on inanimate objects? I`ll take that, please and thanks.
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Male 282
uuhhh.......
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Male 3
Brilliant! :) Keeps getting funnier and funnier!!
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Female 735
haha, if it was shorter, it maight have been funnier.
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Female 25
Oh my god no! they are from Denmark.. i feel so embarresed <.<.. jeez.. >.<
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Female 1,697
Oh and I`ll have what he`s reading
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Female 1,697
He`s single, I`m single we could mingle...
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Male 256
Must have been one hell of a good book.
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Female 2
hes my boyfriend
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Male 5,190
Lol. That made my day.
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Male 1,232
Wow... Just wow...
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Male 269
dratin` amazing
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Male 4,004
AWESOME!
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Male 38
Reminds me of Charizzo...lol
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Male 57
but... WHY?
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Female 105
Aalborg-folks... >_< No wonder we joke about them.
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Male 503
oh, and the accent doesn`t hurt, kudos mr. intelligence, good eye.
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Male 503
Shoot, I`ll be his girlfriend< I like my men like I like my subway trains, hot, packed and unloading every three minutes.
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Male 422
There goes Denmark...
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Male 255
what a way to ruin a good song :[
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Male 845
weird
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Male 211
how`d you think he got up there on that statue? maybe he used his small weiner to climb up all the cracks in the rocks!
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Male 60
OK, I suppose if you can`t get your kicks with a human, most of this I wouldn`t think is unacceptable. However, Thin air is where I`m drawing the line.
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Male 1,265
he thinks he`s monty python
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Female 101
those crazy Danes...
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Male 2,125
He can go f*ck himself. oh wait...
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Male 3,310
First, Benny Hill is dead.
Second, Benny Hill did it all.
Third, please get a life.
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Male 544
I don`t understand this at all.

But, why do I get the feeling that everything is right in the universe?

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Male 117
Brings me back to the good olde days of when everyone wearing a barrette and lived in the 1980s humped everything.
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Male 117
WTF? this is just crap.
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Male 177
What a waste of humping. I`m right here for him.
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Female 27
I don`t understand how crap like this gets posted..
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Female 168
The song actually has words. It`s supposed to be saying, "Yes! We have no bananas. We have no bananas today."

But it seems he had a bit of a banana in his pocket, so I guess the words really wouldn`t make sense.

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Female 443
He just really loves his school!
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Male 229
I don`t think this could be any less funny.
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Female 362
For some reason, I couldn`t look away/.
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Male 820
my only question,
how did he get on top of that arch thing?
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Male 467
In his defense, that is one hot looking book.

Also: The place he did it is at a university in Denmark, obviously at a time when it`s not that crowded. (During beer-recess maybe?)

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Female 323
wow. males are so proud of their pelvic thrusts. i think that pelvic thrusts are disgusting.
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Female 153
LMFAO!!! Hahahahaha
I do this in Walmart sometimes just to see how people will react! :P
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Male 1,629
o.0;
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Female 271
Hahaha I found this hilarious due to the old music
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Female 895
you know, if he was doing this in public places for satirical purposes catching peoples reactions..it`d be funny.But some lone guy and a camera humping stuff...nah.
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Female 442
Wow, I couldn`t even watch ten seconds.
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Male 3,756
The fact that this guy set out to become an internet sensation by humping things and has seemingly achieved it makes me fear for the integrity of all humanity.
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Male 17,512
Thanks for the eye bleach Opie
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Female 855
Thank you Opie!
I loves kittehs, bunnehs, and puppehs. AWWWWW!
Can I have one? Of each?
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Female 153
The music totally makes this awesome. Hahahahaha!

Nicely done.

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Male 59
I Apologize for my reaction, I was out of line.
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Male 4,680
Last time I did this I was slapped with two charges of indecent exposure.
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Male 307
The music................................was very horny.
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Male 3,819
Remember, guys:

A troll`s main purpose is to get reaction out of people. Don`t let those b*itches win.

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Male 108
I really didn`t expect this to be funny.
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Female 395
PUPPIES KITTIES BUNNIES! YAY!!! it hasn`t entirely taken the images out of my mind but it makes the booboo better :-)
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Male 31
;_; it won`t let me see it
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Female 9,402
OMG opie, I love you.
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Male 155
i loved it
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Male 2,199
that must have been one interesting book...
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Female 1,095
Those bunnies would be cute if that guy`s fingernails weren`t so distracting. :-O
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Female 15,763
For your viewing pleasure, with humping inanimate objects we now also have kittens, bunnies, and puppies:

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Female 94
Oh thank god it`s gone!!!!
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Male 9,306
I TOOK CARE OF IT! CALM DOWN AND STOP REACTING TO IT!

For god`s sake that just riles them up and makes them come back...

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Male 1,153
o thankgod thats gone. I`d love to describe what i just saw to those who missed the picture. But for the life of me i can`t bring myself to do so
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Male 1,153
why? do you have nothing better to do?
twisted drater
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Male 3,301
That man is my hero.
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Male 886
lol the first line on that university`s homepage is: "At Aalborg University (AAU), we dare to be different!" hahaha, they sure do.
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Male 17,512
He`s obviously the director of the ministry of humping inanimate objects.
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Male 9,306
He`s in heat. I should know. -_-
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Male 19,873
Link: Humping Inanimate Objects [Rate Link] - This guy needs a girlfriend, stat.
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