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Category: Weird
Date: 05/09/09 03:21 PM

79 Responses to Humping Inanimate Objects

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Link: Humping Inanimate Objects - This guy needs a girlfriend, stat.
  2. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    He`s in heat. I should know. -_-
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    He`s obviously the director of the ministry of humping inanimate objects.
  4. Profile photo of aero
    aero Male 18-29
    886 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    lol the first line on that university`s homepage is: "At Aalborg University (AAU), we dare to be different!" hahaha, they sure do.
  5. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    That man is my hero.
  6. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    why? do you have nothing better to do?
    twisted drater
  7. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    o thankgod thats gone. I`d love to describe what i just saw to those who missed the picture. But for the life of me i can`t bring myself to do so
  8. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    I TOOK CARE OF IT! CALM DOWN AND STOP REACTING TO IT!

    For god`s sake that just riles them up and makes them come back...

  9. Profile photo of melodelic
    melodelic Female 18-29
    94 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    Oh thank god it`s gone!!!!
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    For your viewing pleasure, with humping inanimate objects we now also have kittens, bunnies, and puppies:

  11. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Those bunnies would be cute if that guy`s fingernails weren`t so distracting. :-O
  12. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    that must have been one interesting book...
  13. Profile photo of steve17
    steve17 Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    i loved it
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    OMG opie, I love you.
  15. Profile photo of ilikeninjas
    ilikeninjas Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    ;_; it won`t let me see it
  16. Profile photo of KOLLO
    KOLLO Female 18-29
    396 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm
    PUPPIES KITTIES BUNNIES! YAY!!! it hasn`t entirely taken the images out of my mind but it makes the booboo better :-)
  17. Profile photo of JokeWolf
    JokeWolf Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    I really didn`t expect this to be funny.
  18. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    Remember, guys:

    A troll`s main purpose is to get reaction out of people. Don`t let those b*itches win.

  19. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    The music................................was very horny.
  20. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    Last time I did this I was slapped with two charges of indecent exposure.
  21. Profile photo of Pijamas
    Pijamas Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 4:45 pm
    I Apologize for my reaction, I was out of line.
  22. Profile photo of hoboriffic
    hoboriffic Female 30-39
    153 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    The music totally makes this awesome. Hahahahaha!

    Nicely done.

  23. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    Thank you Opie!
    I loves kittehs, bunnehs, and puppehs. AWWWWW!
    Can I have one? Of each?
  24. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Thanks for the eye bleach Opie
  25. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    The fact that this guy set out to become an internet sensation by humping things and has seemingly achieved it makes me fear for the integrity of all humanity.
  26. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Wow, I couldn`t even watch ten seconds.
  27. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    you know, if he was doing this in public places for satirical purposes catching peoples reactions..it`d be funny.But some lone guy and a camera humping stuff...nah.
  28. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Hahaha I found this hilarious due to the old music
  29. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    o.0;
  30. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    LMFAO!!! Hahahahaha
    I do this in Walmart sometimes just to see how people will react! :P
  31. Profile photo of Bat_Girl
    Bat_Girl Female 13-17
    323 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    wow. males are so proud of their pelvic thrusts. i think that pelvic thrusts are disgusting.
  32. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    In his defense, that is one hot looking book.

    Also: The place he did it is at a university in Denmark, obviously at a time when it`s not that crowded. (During beer-recess maybe?)

  33. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    my only question,
    how did he get on top of that arch thing?
  34. Profile photo of buttersisluv
    buttersisluv Female 18-29
    362 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    For some reason, I couldn`t look away/.
  35. Profile photo of sam0hT
    sam0hT Male 13-17
    229 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I don`t think this could be any less funny.
  36. Profile photo of rigby_321
    rigby_321 Female 18-29
    443 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    He just really loves his school!
  37. Profile photo of bulbasaur
    bulbasaur Female 18-29
    168 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    The song actually has words. It`s supposed to be saying, "Yes! We have no bananas. We have no bananas today."

    But it seems he had a bit of a banana in his pocket, so I guess the words really wouldn`t make sense.

  38. Profile photo of ridinhorses9
    ridinhorses9 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    I don`t understand how crap like this gets posted..
  39. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
    177 posts
    May 9, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    What a waste of humping. I`m right here for him.
  40. Profile photo of srpatata
    srpatata Male 18-29
    117 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 12:27 am
    WTF? this is just crap.
  41. Profile photo of huskyhusky
    huskyhusky Male 13-17
    117 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 12:33 am
    Brings me back to the good olde days of when everyone wearing a barrette and lived in the 1980s humped everything.
  42. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 1:02 am
    I don`t understand this at all.

    But, why do I get the feeling that everything is right in the universe?

  43. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 1:20 am
    First, Benny Hill is dead.
    Second, Benny Hill did it all.
    Third, please get a life.
  44. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 1:57 am
    He can go f*ck himself. oh wait...
  45. Profile photo of Seccrenicche
    Seccrenicche Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 2:55 am
    those crazy Danes...
  46. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 3:44 am
    he thinks he`s monty python
  47. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 3:48 am
    OK, I suppose if you can`t get your kicks with a human, most of this I wouldn`t think is unacceptable. However, Thin air is where I`m drawing the line.
  48. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 4:07 am
    how`d you think he got up there on that statue? maybe he used his small weiner to climb up all the cracks in the rocks!
  49. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 4:23 am
    weird
  50. Profile photo of amped35
    amped35 Male 13-17
    255 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 5:05 am
    what a way to ruin a good song :[
  51. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 5:30 am
    There goes Denmark...
  52. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 5:43 am
    Shoot, I`ll be his girlfriend< I like my men like I like my subway trains, hot, packed and unloading every three minutes.
  53. Profile photo of Andicicle
    Andicicle Male 18-29
    503 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 5:45 am
    oh, and the accent doesn`t hurt, kudos mr. intelligence, good eye.
  54. Profile photo of CrimsonCat
    CrimsonCat Female 18-29
    105 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 5:48 am
    Aalborg-folks... >_< No wonder we joke about them.
  55. Profile photo of alia5
    alia5 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 5:53 am
    but... WHY?
  56. Profile photo of Gingerrum
    Gingerrum Male 18-29
    38 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 6:23 am
    Reminds me of Charizzo...lol
  57. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 6:45 am
    AWESOME!
  58. Profile photo of JarvisKnot
    JarvisKnot Male 18-29
    268 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 6:50 am
    dratin` amazing
  59. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Wow... Just wow...
  60. Profile photo of djx713
    djx713 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 8:26 am
    hes my boyfriend
  61. Profile photo of Habute
    Habute Male 18-29
    256 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 9:53 am
    Must have been one hell of a good book.
  62. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 9:57 am
    He`s single, I`m single we could mingle...
  63. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Oh and I`ll have what he`s reading
  64. Profile photo of Pelso
    Pelso Female 18-29
    25 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Oh my god no! they are from Denmark.. i feel so embarresed <.<.. jeez.. >.<
  65. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    haha, if it was shorter, it maight have been funnier.
  66. Profile photo of Guldbamsen
    Guldbamsen Male 18-29
    3 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    Brilliant! :) Keeps getting funnier and funnier!!
  67. Profile photo of Thepwnsher
    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    uuhhh.......
  68. Profile photo of ThursdayLark
    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Mmm. He`s fit. Why would he be wasting all that on inanimate objects? I`ll take that, please and thanks.
  69. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 3:34 pm
    I thought this was going to be another Chris-Chan post.
  70. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    May 10, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    wtf of the day?
  71. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    702 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 4:44 am
    well thats a original way to say "fcuk school"
  72. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 8:29 am
    how bizzare.
  73. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 10:04 am
    "Mmm. He`s fit. Why would he be wasting all that on inanimate objects? I`ll take that, please and thanks."

    ThursdayLark, I enjoy humping inanimate objects too. If that`s your thing.

  74. Profile photo of anyer
    anyer Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 11:43 am
    very animal-like ..?
  75. Profile photo of delete_radio
    delete_radio Female 13-17
    150 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 2:42 pm
    This totally made me day A LOT better! I thought the ending was hilarious :P
  76. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    May 11, 2009 at 5:24 pm
    I like how half the time he was humping air, to make it look like he was practicing dance moves.
  77. Profile photo of venerake
    venerake Male 18-29
    52 posts
    June 1, 2009 at 7:10 am
    making sweet sweet lurve to the last one lol
  78. Profile photo of smexy-angel
    smexy-angel Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    rofl!!! sound effect!!

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