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Date: 05/04/09 09:36 AM

51 Responses to How To Defend Yourself From Someone Attacking You

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Link: How To Defend Yourself From Someone Attacking You - Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or something like that is fricking scary but it doesn`t have to be.
  2. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:41 am
    seen it before... here...
  3. Profile photo of nibbled
    nibbled Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:43 am
    hmmm...if you`re making an instructional video, its a god idea NOT to pick your nose 8 seconds in...
  4. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:56 am
    Phail. Funny at the end tho.
  5. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:07 am
    Lil ninja girl.... Awwww
  6. Profile photo of Aldrahill
    Aldrahill Male 13-17
    10 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:12 am
    ... Repost... a rather unfunny one, at that.
  7. Profile photo of Binary101
    Binary101 Male 13-17
    845 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:17 am
    not very funny, i stopped after seeing the knife
  8. Profile photo of BlueOrchid
    BlueOrchid Female 18-29
    158 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:23 am
    "You see this in action movies for a reason: it works"
    Words to live by
  9. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Ok, Im fully trained in disarming a toddler of a water pistol,
  10. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:04 am
    I much prefer the Python method...

    RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!!

  11. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:12 am
    The best thing to do when you`re attacked: RELEASE THE TIGER!!!
  12. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:14 am
    that was funny even though is the second time i see it on this website.
  13. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:19 am
    old ollies was a lot better.
  14. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:26 am
    HAHA that was cute!
  15. Profile photo of stoogenuge
    stoogenuge Male 18-29
    33 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:29 am
    OLD!!!!!!
  16. Profile photo of kinjomusashi
    kinjomusashi Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:37 am
    old, but still cute =)
  17. Profile photo of TheLargeOne
    TheLargeOne Male 30-39
    103 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:54 am
    That was adorable
  18. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:55 am
    HE PICKED HIS NOSE!!!!!!!!
  19. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Why did he keep picking his nose and scratching?
  20. Profile photo of D3
    D3 Male 13-17
    722 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Definite repost, but still kind of funny.
  21. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    How bout just shaking the perp til he died.
  22. Profile photo of Amous
    Amous Female 18-29
    51 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    Hahaha! Booger self defense.
  23. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    lolz
  24. Profile photo of herschey
    herschey Male 18-29
    13 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    Worst. Ninja. Ever.
  25. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
    600 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:15 pm
    "The best thing to do when you`re attacked: RELEASE THE TIGER!!!"

    Lol if seen this

  26. Profile photo of steve41high
    steve41high Male 18-29
    1153 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    lolcano! I`ve seen it before but it`s still so glorious
  27. Profile photo of mrbippy
    mrbippy Male 30-39
    63 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    This is soo old that girl is in college now
  28. Profile photo of Conejito1011
    Conejito1011 Female 13-17
    120 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    LLLOOOOLLL that kid was adorable!
  29. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    I could totally kick that ninja`s ass.
  30. Profile photo of Yakaspat
    Yakaspat Male 13-17
    21 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    I guess that was supposed to be funny?
  31. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    But what if he`s armed with... A BANANA!!?
  32. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    LOL Whoops, OldOllie beat me to it.
  33. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
    1113 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm
    Oh I think I`ve been on IAB too much... this is the second repost I`ve seen in a week.
  34. Profile photo of Fritolicious
    Fritolicious Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    Please note that you want to avoid the knife. Haha
  35. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    is that a fat child or a pregnant primordial dwarf... either way that is wrong
  36. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    Repost...
  37. Profile photo of yurgarbage
    yurgarbage Male 18-29
    44 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 9:19 pm
    did anyone see him pick his nose first thing?
  38. Profile photo of Acid6959
    Acid6959 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:09 pm
    yea it was odd lol
  39. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Lionhart2 Great minds think alike!
  40. Profile photo of fillemorte
    fillemorte Female 18-29
    741 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:15 pm
    ew he so picked his nose, touched his face then touched above his eye.

    haha...is this considered child abuse?

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    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    May 4, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    uhh-oh...lol
  42. Profile photo of yappyJAP
    yappyJAP Female 18-29
    167 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 1:32 am
    How could he say things like, "nse bone into their brain", "break their arms", "blind them", "blow his head off", "headbutt them" w/ a child right there? I don`t mean she`s going to hear what he`s saying and be influenced...no, no! I just mean that I would think it would be hard to use such harsh words w/ a cute kid right in front of your face! Anyone else feel this way?
  43. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1051 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 5:38 am
    That kid is the cutest. First time seeing this one.
  44. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 11:15 am
    AWWW. the kid is soo cute :)
  45. Profile photo of randasaur
    randasaur Female 18-29
    50 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    Man, if I ever get mugged I really hope it`s by a cute 2 year-old with a water pistol.

    Seriously though, you shouldn`t pick your nose in front of your kid. It only leeds to scarring mockery in school later on.

  46. Profile photo of mene1in
    mene1in Male 18-29
    75 posts
    May 5, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Facepalm quote of the day: "You see this in movies, there`s a reason: it works"
  47. Profile photo of FlamedNight
    FlamedNight Male 18-29
    395 posts
    May 6, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    I`ve seen it before but i still enjoyed watching it again
  48. Profile photo of lilz94
    lilz94 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    May 7, 2009 at 9:02 am
    How stupid use a baby as the attacker? Like this would actually work in real life "i dont want ny trouble...then he shoots your brains out.
  49. Profile photo of FrigginMo
    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    May 8, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    lolz94, you are too young to understand how comedy works. Go to your room.
  50. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:21 am
    I knew that when 8 seconds in the man picked his nose this was going to be worth watching. I love how the little girl was like `wtf` the entire time.

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