How To Defend Yourself From Someone Attacking You

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or something like that is fricking scary but it doesn"t have to be.
There are 51 comments:
Female 1,593
I knew that when 8 seconds in the man picked his nose this was going to be worth watching. I love how the little girl was like `wtf` the entire time.
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Male 266
lolz94, you are too young to understand how comedy works. Go to your room.
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Female 2
How stupid use a baby as the attacker? Like this would actually work in real life "i dont want ny trouble...then he shoots your brains out.
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Male 395
I`ve seen it before but i still enjoyed watching it again
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Male 75
Facepalm quote of the day: "You see this in movies, there`s a reason: it works"
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Female 50
Man, if I ever get mugged I really hope it`s by a cute 2 year-old with a water pistol.

Seriously though, you shouldn`t pick your nose in front of your kid. It only leeds to scarring mockery in school later on.

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Female 188
AWWW. the kid is soo cute :)
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Male 1,051
That kid is the cutest. First time seeing this one.
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Female 166
How could he say things like, "nse bone into their brain", "break their arms", "blind them", "blow his head off", "headbutt them" w/ a child right there? I don`t mean she`s going to hear what he`s saying and be influenced...no, no! I just mean that I would think it would be hard to use such harsh words w/ a cute kid right in front of your face! Anyone else feel this way?
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Male 197
uhh-oh...lol
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Female 741
ew he so picked his nose, touched his face then touched above his eye.

haha...is this considered child abuse?

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Male 15,832
Lionhart2 Great minds think alike!
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Male 22
yea it was odd lol
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Male 44
did anyone see him pick his nose first thing?
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Male 215
Repost...
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Male 1,164
is that a fat child or a pregnant primordial dwarf... either way that is wrong
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Male 199
Please note that you want to avoid the knife. Haha
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Female 1,112
Oh I think I`ve been on IAB too much... this is the second repost I`ve seen in a week.
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Male 8,302
LOL Whoops, OldOllie beat me to it.
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Male 21
I guess that was supposed to be funny?
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Male 2,582
I could totally kick that ninja`s ass.
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Female 120
LLLOOOOLLL that kid was adorable!
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Male 63
This is soo old that girl is in college now
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Male 1,153
lolcano! I`ve seen it before but it`s still so glorious
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Male 599
"The best thing to do when you`re attacked: RELEASE THE TIGER!!!"

Lol if seen this

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Male 13
Worst. Ninja. Ever.
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Male 4,393
lolz
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Female 51
Hahaha! Booger self defense.
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Male 189
How bout just shaking the perp til he died.
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Male 722
Definite repost, but still kind of funny.
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Male 3,057
Why did he keep picking his nose and scratching?
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Male 528
HE PICKED HIS NOSE!!!!!!!!
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Male 103
That was adorable
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Male 914
old, but still cute =)
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Male 33
OLD!!!!!!
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Male 864
HAHA that was cute!
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Male 3,296
old ollies was a lot better.
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Male 3,296
that was funny even though is the second time i see it on this website.
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Male 15,832
The best thing to do when you`re attacked: RELEASE THE TIGER!!!
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Male 759
I much prefer the Python method...

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!!

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Male 13,624
Ok, Im fully trained in disarming a toddler of a water pistol,
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Female 158
"You see this in action movies for a reason: it works"
Words to live by
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Male 845
not very funny, i stopped after seeing the knife
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Male 10
... Repost... a rather unfunny one, at that.
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Male 4,807
Lil ninja girl.... Awwww
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Male 5,190
Eww at 8 seconds. >.>
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Male 1,718
Phail. Funny at the end tho.
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Male 40
hmmm...if you`re making an instructional video, its a god idea NOT to pick your nose 8 seconds in...
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Male 338
seen it before... here...
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Male 19,873
Link: How To Defend Yourself From Someone Attacking You [Rate Link] - Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or something like that is fricking scary but it doesn`t have to be.
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